+Song of the Moment+
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+Pamela Stats+
+wMe Stats+
+Electrifyingly Shocked+
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+Disclaimer+
This role-play was written by me, Keisha. No part of this role-play may be reproduced, used, or copied without my permission. Much effort was put into this and it is not to be degraded by a lazy punk who does not know how to get his or her own stuff. This role-play and graphics were made by me. EXCEPT for the banner. That kick ass banner you see was made by Michy (AgressionsEdge).Don't steal. I am not Pamela Paulshock. I do not know her nor am I affiliated with her. I have no connections to her. Also, I am in the wMe. This is where I stand. Any other fed scouts out there who want to recruit me will have to think again. I am staying here, where I belong. In closing, I would like to say one last thing. DON'T STEAL MY SHIZNIT! If you want something from this, contact me on AIM (SupaSheika). Thank you for listening.
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Pamela Paulshock is back in business! Last week on Smackdown, this foul mouthed Jersey chick really stuck it to Sable in the ring. Doing just as she said she would, she landed the Shockwave and pinned that blomb blowshell to the mat for the three count. Paulshock is back on track. Now, this week, she will have a chance to participate in Wrestlemania 3. This Jersy chick faces off against Nidia, Stacy Keibler, Dawn Marie, and Lucy Furr for the very last slot in the Divas Royal Rumble. It is said thar this match, the diva main event of the night, will be the stepping stone for Pamela's future glory in the wMe. If Pam can win this match on Smacksown, she can move onto Wrestlemania 3 and participate in the Divas Royal Rumble. THe winner of that match goes on to face the Women's Champion for the coveted title. Pamela Paulshock has another chance to win her championship belt and become the Women's Champ once more. She's all for this. So this week, Paulshock will let nothing stand in her way. She will go through all of her opponents to go onto Wrestlemania 3 and hopefully, the wMe Women's Championship.
Scene One
Patching Things Up
We are outside a wooden,one story house in Freeport, New Jersey. The Northeast has just been struck with a cold front from Cananda, causing copious amounts of snow to fall to the ground. Pamela Paulshock and her strange sidekick, the Naked Monkey Jacko, walk along a shoveled pathway. Approach the front door, Jacko puts a hand in front of Pam. He attempts to stop her. Pam looks down and Jacko in confused. He fails to realize that, with his limited height, his hand just went to her crotch. Finally noticing, he snatches it away and shakes it off. Paulshock gives him a dirty look.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Fuckin' monkey. I ain't into that shit.
*-»Naked Monkey-Jacko«-*
Well, I'm not into interspecies relations either!
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Then why the hell was your hand on my damn crotch!
*-»Naked Monkey-Jacko«-*
Ah, forget it.
Pamela Paulshock rolls her eyes and whispers to herself.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Yeah, human fuckin' monkey.
Before Jacko can respond, the door to the warm looking home opens. An all American young woman answers the door. He bright blonde hair falls just above the shoulders. He blue eyes sparkle in the daylight. Her blue jean bell bottom pants and button upshirt reveal a college student still a virgin. The young woman greets the two.
*-»The Virgin Mary-Chelsea Evans«-*
Hi, Pamela. Who's your friend?
She gives the odd duo a bright smile and greets them with a warm, Southern accent.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Oh, this is my sidekick, the Naked Monkey Jacko.
*-»The Virgin Mary-Chelsea Evans«-*
What happened to Tiffany?
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Nothin'. Just added to the group. Now would ya stop asking so many fuckin' questions because I'm freezing my goddann ass off out here!
Chelsea steps back, a little startled.
*-»The Virgin Mary-Chelsea Evans«-*
Alright then. Come in.
Chelsea then steps to the side, allowing both Pam and Jacko to enter the warm home. The scent of an apple pie in the oven immdiately hits Pam's nose. He looks towards the kitchen and sees a blonde haired women with short shorts, digging into the fridge.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Now, how the hell did I know it'd be your ass, digging in the fridge?
The blonde female jumps up, a piece of icing on her face. She smiles and realizes that it was Pamela Paulshock at the doorway.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Dude! Don't scare me like that. I'm almost shit my pants.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Like you never did that before?
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Fine. So I got scare on a fuckin' rollercoaster. You're the one that sh-
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Alright, alright.
Tiffany Evans finally looks down and notices Jacko standing next to her best friend of eleven years. She looks startled and confused. The naked monkey, unaware of Tiff's stare, starts picking his butt.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Dude! What the hell is that thing?
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Oh, this suave lookin' motherfucker? He's a naked monkey.
*-»Naked Monkey-Jacko«-*
Hi! Jacko at your service!
Jacko extends his hand for Tiff to shake. Remember he just picked his ass, she refuses.
*-»Naked Monkey-Jacko«-*
Oh, right.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Anyway, wassup with wMe?
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Those bitchass idiots don't know shit about runnin' the company. Last week, some fucks came into the corporate office and fuckin' screwed around with computer files. Now they're all running around like they got their heads chopped off. I swear, these people don't know what the hell they're doing.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Ha, I bet it was that Giant Killa, Shane McMahon.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
No, too big of a pussy. Wouldn't even get past the front door without crying like a little bitch with a skimmed knee and shit.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
So, what's happening now?
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
I don't know. Like I fuckin' care. I'm just trying to get my ass to Wrestlemaia 3 so I can beat that tiny bitch Kat and take back my wMe Women's Championship.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
You'll get it back.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
You been saying that shit for the last two months. Then, two weeks ago ya fuckin' bailed on me in our six woman tag match.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Sorry about that, dude. There was this really hott stagehand and I-
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Forget. I know how much of a fuckin' slut you are. Just like a fat man and a fuckin' peice of candy. Just can't resist.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Uh..yeah.
Pamela Paulshock and Tiffany Evans stop their conversation when they see a brooding figure right before them. His platinum blonde hair is gelled back. His tall, yet muscular figure nearly towers over them. His wears a long black trench coat with black painted finger nails. Very intimidating.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Who the hell are you?
The dark figre takes the cigareete out of his mouth and blows a cloud of smoke into their faces.
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*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
William, unfortanely by birth, but most people call me Spike.
*-»Naked Monkey-Jacko«-*
Spike?
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
Well, before I kill a human I fancy torturing 'em by the railroad tracks with spikes and- a naked monkey? You people..
*-»Naked Monkey-Jacko«-*
Jack, at your service!
Jacko extends his hand but Spike just looks at him.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
He's a naked monkey. So what? Anyway, why the fuck are you here?
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
I am looking for The Slayer.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Slayer? What the hell's a slay- Oh! Like Buffy! Hey, you're that one pussy whipped dude off Buffy who built this robot just so he could get some from her and-
Spike smacks her in the face but immdiately grabs his head.
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
OW! Bloody hell, woman!
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Looks like you still got that chip in your head.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Which means I could use him as a fuckin' practice dummy for my match this Thursday. I plan on beatin' the shit out of all those fuckin' broads and going on to Wrestlemania 3.
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
The hell you won't. Since you two can't seem to tell me where the Slayer is, I'll take my leave.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Wait! You're kinda cute.
Tiffany runs a finger down his arm. Spike raises an eyebrow. She then leads him out of the kitchen, to another area of the house.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
That fuckin' slut.
*-»Naked Monkey-Jacko«-*
She'll sleep with anything, won't she?
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Anything with a cock.
Just then, Chelsea peeps her head into the doorway.
*-»The Virgin Mary-Chelsea Evans«-*
The food's been set out, ya'll. Come on out and eat.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Wait a sec. I got one question.
*-»The Virgin Mary-Chelsea Evans«-*
What is it, hun?
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
If you were born in Jersey, live in Jersey, and go to college in Jersey, how the fuck did you get that hick accent?
Chelsea blinks nervously and rapidly. Her voice gets high and unstead. She just paints on a fake, superficial smile and ignores the questions.
*-»The Virgin Mary-Chelsea Evans«-*
Dinner's ready!
She quickly disappears from the doorway.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
The whole fuckin' family's weird, dude.
*-»Naked Monkey-Jacko«-*
So I've seen.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Man, I'm hungry as shit. Let's go.
The naked monkey hops on Pamela's shoulder. They walk out to the dining room where the rest of Tiffany's family sits down to eat. Tiffany and Spike are nowhere to be seen.
The Evans family, along with Pamela Paulshock and Jacko, just finished dinner. Tiffany Evans and Spike have not been spotted since they first disappeared from the scene. The remainder of the family decided to go to Wednesday night Church while Pam and Jacko stayed home. Paulshock and the naked monkey sit on the sofa in front of the television. Flicking the channels, Jacko just rolls his eyes. Pam doesn't find anything interesting on the screen.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
There's nothing on.
*-»Naked Monkey-Jacko«-*
Well, maybe if you'd stop flipping through the channels like The Flash, maybe we'd find something good to watch.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Fuck you.
*-»Naked Monkey-Jacko«-*
Like I said before, I don't do interspecies relations.
Pamela Paulshock rolls her eyes and sighs. She finally stops at a channel with a man and a woman in a dramatic situation. The woman find out her man has cheated on her. Then, thrilling music plays and it cuts to the opening sequence. Passions.
*-»Naked Monkey-Jacko«-*
Passions?
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Hell yeah. Soap Operas are the shit, man. I got Dynasty on dvd.
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
You watch Passions, too?
Spike's voice interrupts their thoughts. He enters the room, looking like he did when he first met them. A few hours ago. Tiffany Evans walks behind him, her hair in a fray and her clothes wrinkled. She shakingly walks tot he sofa and sets herself down. Spike sits next to Pam as they engage in conversation.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Shit yeah. Did you see it last week?
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
When that Tara seduced Brian and-
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
And then goes around saying she's pregnant and shit? I don't like her ass. If I could I'd bitchslap her all the way to Idaho, home of the dirty fuckin' sluts. No offense, Tiff.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
None taken.
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
Never did like that girl. QUite a nasty piece of work, isn't she?
Jacko stares at Pam and Spike in awe. Totally creeped out, she grabs the romote and hcanges the channel. Spike and Pamela look at him.
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
Hey! I was watching that!
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Yeah!
Jacko ignores the screaming two and just flips through the channels. Suddenly, Pam's face appears on the screen. it's advertising her match on Smackdown.
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
You do that wrestling bit now, don't you?
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
I kick everybody's ass on their too. Nobody can fuckin' take down Jersey.
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
Touch words.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Hey I could kick your fuckin' ass, too.
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
Just because I have this chip in my head-
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Yeah, whatever. All I know is that this Thursday, somebody's ass is getting pinned to the mat and it ain't gonna be me. I've lost a chance at my title twice and I ain't letting this one get away.
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
Title?
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
She was the Women's Champion once.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Until I fuckin' lost it. No, it was stolen fromme. That mangy feline doesn't deserve it. She don't deserve shit.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Just remember that you have to go through a bunch of people before you can get to Kat.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
And it starts this Thursday on Smackdown. These broads won't know what the hell hit them. I beat that old, crusty chick Sable last week and it's only a taste of what I'm gonna do to get back my wMe Women's Title. First I'm gonna go through that beak faced slut Dawn Marie. Who the hell has a fuckin' nose that big? Looks like she's gonna fuckin' cock right on the middle of her face. I wonder when she sneezes, a big wad of cum would come flying out. Shit, she ain't nothin' but a rookie. A rookie with big plans and dreams of being the Champion. Dawn, get ya head outta ya fuckin' ass. The only way you would ever become the Women's Champion is if this slut right here became a fuckin' nun. By the looks of it, that ain't happening any time so. So right now, you're gonna have to deal with the fact that not only do ya have a cock in the middle of your face, but the fact that you'll be just some goddamn groupie Sean Ohaire paid to sleep with him because he couldn't get pussy if he stood naked on Broadway in the middle of the fucking night!
Spike looks at her stangely, unaware of what's going on. Pamela continues.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
And Lucy Furr? Who the hell is she? Some crazy chick that not only lost her fuckin' mind, but lost her fuckin' independence when she teamed up with The Kat? Furr..Daphney..Cackney. I don't know what the hell you're callin' yourself these days and I don't give a shit. Fact is, you're career is going down faster than Stacy Keibler on Randy Orton's minute cock. One minute you're here, letting Kat carry your ass through matches, the next minute you're nowhere. It just shows that you can't do shit on ya own. You're nothing. How do you expect to even Survive in this match when you can't even go to the bathroom to take a shit without having Kat right there to wipe ya ass! Oh, you think I don't remember? Two weeks ago you didn't even have the balls to show up for our tag match? You fuckin' just sat in the back like some scared little bitch, lost in the world and shit? Fuck no, and this Thursday, you're gonna pay for it. You know that saying "When you fuck with Jersey, you get your ass fucked up?" Well, when you fuck around with Pamela Paulshock, you ass gets Shocked! You be there this Thursday and I'll be ready to kick your ass. Remember that.
Spike, still confused, glances at the television screen. He sees wrestlers cutting promos and begins to understand what Pamela is doing.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
How many times in a row can I face this skinny bitch with Hepatitus B? For the past two fuckin' months, I have kicked this broad's ass all over that ring! I beat her has so much, those fuckin' polls she calls legs probably lost an inch or two. Shit, Stacy keibler? The Leggy Goddess? Seductively Evil? Stacy, you're genious. A real fuckin' genious. You think anybody gives a shit that you're tall enough to kick Jesus in the fuckin' chin when ya do a cartwheel? Or the fact that you're so goddamn skinny, your ass just slips through the cracks in thw fuckin' sidewalk? That you've been screwing tha tugly ass bitch Randy Orton? Big Gay Randy with the smile that makes me wanna smack his mother for makin' such an ugly ass kid? Whatever the hell those people think, whatever the hell you think, doesn't mean shit to me. You;ve pissed me off on more the one occasion. Callin' me fuckin' childish names and talkin' shit about my title reign? You're just a little girl, Keibler. A little girl. So why don't you just take your petty shit and go back to fuckin' middle school! THis in the wMe! Granted it's a place fool of jackassed but at least these idiots are mature enough to realize this this ain't about me stealing ya little boy toy? Or me losing my title? Or me telling you exactly what you are, a skinny little bitch who's dumb enough to drink diet water. No, thisi s about the wMe Women's Championship. For two months now, I've had to watch that tiny bitch walk around with my fuckin' title around her waist. Rub it in all ya want because while your ass is fuckin' Big Gay Randy, I'll be at Wrestlmania 3, reclaiming my Women's Title.
Pamela Paulshock pauses for a moment.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
New Year came and now it's the dawn of a new era. No more fuckin' around. No me relying on other broads in my matches for some win. Now, it's all about me. I am sick and tired of walking around with that velt not around my wasit. I tired of losing my matches because you dumb bitches are too scared to fuckin' show up. No. That shit ain't happening no more. Last week, it began and this week, it will continue. I was screwed outta my title before, that won't be happening again. Kat, watch your back. After Smackdown, comes the Royal Rumble and after that, comes Wrestlemania 3. Your ass is nex, Kat. I'm coming for it.
Spike looks over at Pam.
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
Brilliant. bloody brilliant.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna go get a snack.
*-»Sexy Vampire-Spike«-*
I think I'll get something for myself as well.
*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
But you're a vampire. You don't- Oh! Alright.
Pam Paulshock gets up from the couch. Spike gets up and follows her as well. Jacko looks over at Tiffany who is baffled. She realizes that Spike is gonna hit on Pam. She tries to call after them.
*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
But but- Dammit! I guess I could let Pam get some action. I got Jay, anyway.
With a smile, Tiffany Evans gets up. She goes over to the phone and dials a number. A voice picks up on the other line. It's Jay.
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