No matter what you say or do....

New Jersey is where she came from. New Jersey is where she will always be. Pamela Paulshock is the woman that you're intimidated by. She's the woman you are jealous of. She is the woman that you are afraid to be. Vulgar, outspoken, and unseeingly intelligent, Pamela Paulshock represents a group of friends who go deeper than blood. They are tighter than the group of atoms that make up every object in the universe. They are the Jersey Crew and together, they are a powerful significance to this federation. The human being is known to reject the unknown. Pamela Paulshock is the unknown. No one can see the worldly knowledge hidden behind a foul mouth. No one is able to see the strength in her character behind her unsightly behavior. Many have judged her. Few have seen what lies beneath the surface. You think you know, but you have no idea. Maybe you should have listened to your parents but now it's too late. It's time for you to receive your punishment. Never judge a book by its cover because you never know when a Shockwave will go right through your body.

Ready is a term loosely used in these days. many say that they were but really, they are not. This is not the case of Pamela Paulshock. Wresltemania is here. This is the third time this event has graced the screen. Many are excited. Not only are the divas coming back, but Pamela Paulshock as well. Things have been very strange, with the one time cancellation of the divas and the leaving of Miss Paulshock. Working out her problems with the management, she is back and ready. This Sunday, Pamela Paulshock goes one on one with Kim Kanner for the wMe Women's Championship. The last time she saw that belt, it was at No Mercy when she was facing Stacy Keibler and The Kat in a triple threat match. Tylene Buck interfered and cost her the title, which Paulshock never forgot. Now, she has a chance at getting it back once again. Kim Kanner won the title at the Royal Rumble, the same event in which Paulshock eliminated every single Diva. She's prepared and more than ready to gain back the coveted title. The question is, can she do it?

....You just can't take down Jersey.



Entering Scene One
Paulshock gets caught.


We are back at the hotel in New York City. Pamela Paulshock made her way from the elevator. Walking down the long corridor, she stops at the door to her hotel room. Opening, she sees Tiffany Evans, but the Slutty One is not alone. Standing next to her is a police officer. Slowly, Paulshock makes her way further into the room. She shuts the door behind her.


*-»Police Officer-Bob«-*
Are you Pamela Paulshock?

*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Yeah. What's it to, ya?

*-»Police Officer-Bob«-*
Were you at Donatello's Family Establishment fifteen minutes ago?

*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Yeah, why?

*-»Police Officer-Bob«-*
Eye witnesses report that you started the fire in which burned the restaurant to the ground.

*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Oh.

*-»Police Officer-Bob«-*
I'm sorry Ma'am but you're gonna have to come with me.

The police officer reaches into his back pocket. He pulls out a pair of handcuffs and slaps them around Pamela Paulshock's wrists.


*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
But what's gonna happen to her?

*-»Police Officer-Bob«-*
I'm gonna take her down to the station where we will question her further.

*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Can I come?

*-»Police Officer-Bob«-*
I see no point at this time.

*-»Slutty Sidekick-Tiffany Evans«-*
Okay.

Officer Bon slowly walks Paulshock out of the hotel room. Helping her down the stairs, he leads her to a police car. This is where he gets her into the backseat before hopping in the front seat. People stand around, wondering what is happening. The car speeds off into the distance.


Entering Scene Two
A judge decides Pam's fate.


The scene opens up in a new environment. A courtroom. Pamela Paulshock sits at a desk before a judge in one of her few business suits. Standing besider her is her attourney. In the stands are Tiffany Evans and Eminem. They await as the judge makes her decision.


*-»The Judge-Judith Crenshaw«-*
Before we make the verdict, do you have anything to say in your defense?

Pamela stands up.


*-»Jersey Chick-Pamela Paulshock«-*
Yeah. When I burned down that business, I pissed off. I was in a big match and this broad- excuse me, lady, mocks the memory of my parents. I just went off and did it without thinking.

*-»The Judge-Judith Crenshaw«-*
Well, regardless of the circumstances, you are to take responsibility for your actions. I am sentencing you to pay $20,000 for the damages, two years probations, one hundred hours of community service, and therapy because you obviously have not gotten over the deaths of your parents.

The judge bangs her gavel.


*-»The Judge-Judith Crenshaw«-*
Case adjourned.

Eminem and Tiffany stand up. They join their friend whom shakes here shoulders. Without saying anything, they walk out of the courthouse. Paulshock will spend no time in jail.


Electrifyingly Shocked: Debra, Jazz(2x's), Kassidy, Chyna, Victoria(2x's), Molly Holly, The Kat, April Hunter, Dawn Marie(3x's), Gail Kim, Tylene Buck, Sable, Stacy Keibler, Lucy Furr, All the divas in the Royal Rumble, Kim Kanner
Accomplishments: : Role-player of the Week(2x's), Women's Champion(1X), Voted Most Improved October, Participant in FIRST EVER Diva Elimination Chamber(Runner Up), Comedian of the Year 2003, Diva Royal Rumble Winner 2003, First ever Diva to eliminate all opponents in the Rumble, Women's Champion (Current)
Disclaimer: This role-play, graphics, and layout all belong to me. Don't you dare think of stealing or I will hunt you down and make Michael Jackson "play" with you. You want something, contact me on my main role-play links page. I am not Pamela Paulshock nor am I associated with her. Just a fan playing her in an efed. Oh yeah, any celebrities my character encounters is all fiction. If not, it's a mere coincidence.