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A page of mayhem and chaos featuring The Monkees!


Ok, i'm guessing we all know The Monkees. Just in case you don't we'll go through it. Pay attention! There will be a quiz (That was a terrible joke. I'd never actually quiz you!

Peter Halsten Thorkelson

George Michael Dolenz

Robert Michael Nesmith(woolhat!woolhat!)
and..

David Thomas Jones..(Lancashire Midget Greenie !)
Click on them to go to smelly separate pages..
Put them all together and what do ye get?? The Monkees ! (I hope you answered that question correctly..) !
*Note* The Monkees are a completely different band than The Beegees!!
! Okay..now that we've established all that let's talk about The Monkees !! (who bloody else, I ask you!)Well they started out as a made for tv band.. they had a tv show called The Monkees(The BeeGees)on every Monday night at 7:30 eastern on..NBC! yehoo!..so they had this show where there would be a story and then there would be music..now at first they did not play their instruments.
*Note* To find out the ultimate formula used to create a Monkees episode please clickhere.its not that great but moooOOOOOOO! aaahh!
Ok..moving tight along!! Many people dissed The Monkees because they thought they were nothing more than a bunch of actors in some insane show.It was pretty much true, but many of us Monkees fans saw so much more..Pretty soon they learned to play their instruments!! In 1967 they realeased their third album, Headquarters, which had all The Monkees playing their instruments.They also embarked on a tour in 1967. From what I hear it was bloody good!!

. They had many albums..like The Monkees(The BeeGees), More of The Monkees(The Beegees), Headquarters, Pisces,Aquarius,Capricorn,and Jones(Beegees) Ltd. ,Birds,Bees,And The Monkees,(The Beegees) and Head(Moo). Don't worry those aren't all the albums!! We like pretty much every Monkees song..well all the ones up until Peter left the group. And we don't like all those corny sappy Davy ones..corny sappy Peter or Micky ones yes, Davy no! Poor Davy, just because he was the 'cute' one he was stuck w/all the crap.. moo. We have seen just about every episode! We are pretty lucky..the best episodes are Monkees In Texas, Fairy Tale, Dance Monkees Dance, Monkee Mayor, 99 Pound Weakling, Monkees on The Wheel, and ok just about all of them! In 1968 after the end of the show they made the best movie ever!! Made in about 28 days, Head(Spam) will remain one of the best movies in every Monkee fans heart. Don't worry..we will soon have a Head page up with pictures taken with Git's camera from her very own tv!! Oh the wonderful cheapness of it all! Ok..what were we talking about? Oh yeah Beegees..no! Monkees! The Monkees are touring at the time! Groovy ! we (me, git, zilch&dolt) went to the concert in dc! it was fabulous, and we got blurry pictures! moo! oh gleeb! and the evil smellies wouldnt let us go backstage to attack them.. (not the BAD kind of attacking). anyways..info info, what can I put on that's informational ?!?!? Umm..my oldies station doesn't play Steppin Stone, they say they only play the hits...I dunno but I DO remember my parents telling me how big that song was...oh well. CORRECTION! they DO play steppin stone! now back to the useful stuff!Wait..do we actually wanna talk about useful stuff?? Do you find it funny that Davy enjoys dressing as a girl? I do! You know what I think ??? I think Peter should have been Danny Zuko in Grease ! And then maybe I could've been Sandra Dee,or better yet Micky !Speaking of Micky as Sandra Dee...check out our

MONKEES RUMORS PAGE !!!
ANNOUNCEMENT II!

uh.. when nick@nite first kicked the monkees (The Beegees) off the air, everyone was really hyped up, and we made a smelly protest page. its sort of useless now, except the last paragraph is sort of funny.

chalk eaters anomymous


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by the way you are smelly number to monkee around here since september 6th 1997! there plotting to make us pay for this counter you know, bastards!

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