Nick At Nite where are the Monkees ??
Nick At Nite I'm a Monkee Junkie !!!!
This one thing I vow, my friends
I'll never watch that channel again !
Until they put back on the Monkees !!!

VH1 what's up with you guys ???
How the hell am I supposed to watch the monkees at 2 am on a school night ???
My dear mother would never approve
What's a poor Monkee girl supposed to do ???
VH1 get your act together !!
TV Land I love you
You saved me from my Monkee blues
You played a Monkees marathon
TV Land I love you !!

Nick At Nite it's not over !!
Monkee fans will unite and take you over !!
I hope you start playing The Monkees soon
Or you'll be seeing sudden doom !!
Nick At Nite it's not over !!

ok here's another one.this one is sung to the tune of pleasant valley sunday

I want to walk
Right down the street
See Monkee fans
On every block.

We'd sing our songs
Our Monkees songs
And down the pavement
We will walk.

Another pleasant monkee sunday
Groovy people everywhere
Hand in hand we'll be
Just like a chain
For we're more than just insane

When I grow up
I'll never leave
Behind their
Realistic sound.

For they've instilled
Things within me
That nowhere else
Can be found

Another pleasant monkee sunday
Spreading fast throughout the land
We'll be crazy as
Dancing llamas
And only we will care

I talk to myself
Live like nobody else
And defend myself against fresh fruit (aaaaaah)
I don't feel cold or stray
My death is far away
I feel insane to tell the truuuuuuth!

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
aaaaaaaah
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
aaaaaaaaaaaah

Another pleasant monkee sunday
Groovy people everywhere
Another pleasant monkee sunday
Spent dancing in my underwear

Another pleasant monkee sunday (aaaah pleasant monkee sunday)
Another pleasant monkee sunday (aaaaaah pleasant monkee sunday)

Ok, here's one sung to the tune of love is only sleeping

He gave to me
Something wierd and cool but really freaky

Everywhere I go
People young and old
Whisper "gee that girl is really crazy"

No, I do not cry
For I like the way that I

Am for that is me
Always was always will be
But still they whisper "gee that girl is really crazy"

Just because I like The Monkees
Beatles Doors and all those other oldies (oldies)
People think I must be dumb
Or have a brain that's very dumb and moldy
"gee she's crazy"
"gee she's crazy!"

He gave to me
Something wierd and cool but really freaky
But someday they'll realize
There's meaning behind these eyes
and they'll whisper "gee that girl isn't too crazy"
and they'll whisper
"gee
that girl
isn't too crazy!"

sung more or less to the tune of 'stayin alive' by the beegees! see i was telling the truth this time!

a very short song
you can tell by the way i walk that im a monkees fan-
and i eat chalk.
ah-ah-ah-ah cows go moo. cows go moo.
moo-moo-moo-moo verse two-o-o-o-o
im spending all day watching vintage tv, hey hey-
the monkees
i use the remote so much that it broke, and i lost
the batteries
ah-ah-ah-ah its the end. its the end.
click-click-click-click its the e-e-e-e-e-end

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HA! for more monkee related humour, and you must go here or die, go to the main page and look at all the other little knooks and crannies. see, were just like an english muffin! we like britain, everyone loves us, were soft crumbly and people stick us in toasters alot, and in many other ways you would never know! but were very sensitive about being eaten.. but somehow we still manage to step on davy! woohoo! oh yeah and for more stuff about the monkees, well youve already been to our monkees page, but have you read the skits? and, uh, while im spamming my own page (spam spam spam) i might as well tell you (spam spam spam spam spam) to sign our regular guestbook (lovely spam wonderful spam spam spam) and to look at the forbidden(spam spam spam spam spam) monkees pic of caerbannog (spaaaaaaaam spaaaaaam lovely spam wonderful lovely wondeful spam SPAM!) thats really bothering you isnt it? just what i intended! hey you vikings get out of here or ill bite your legs off! eeee! snort!
and of course before if forget that this isnt a monty python page (or is it?) heres a pic of.. the beegees and auretha franklin disguised as the monkees! how devilishly clever!