(  who could that be DOSTO ???  ...sure it's me Mastikhor    )

        la..lalala hummm ..la...lalala ummm .....kabhi kabhi uske dil me khayal aata hai ..ke jaise mujko banaya gaya hai uske liye ...Wellll, I DONT have to be perfect all the time ...duhhhh .... Oh by the way ...WasssUp Dudes and Dudies ??? (females).....hahaha ..hehe

       well, well, well .. One of the things I like about me is that I am a Great Singer ...{ ya'v right !! }  !!! ....haha ....here is an example ...

    " Nile gagan ke tale ...subah ke paanch baje ...haath me lota ...lote me paani ..JUNGLE KI AUR CHALE ....HOOO .. ow ....nile gagan  ke tale..."   :-)   ....hehe .....liked it huh ??   W*H*A*T*E*V*E*R.... :-)

Now, It's Boring time pplz cuz ....I might take You to the World War II when I was born ....You might feel like you are sitting in a HISTORY CLASS  and getting bored of listening to " BUDDHA, GHOCHU, GADHA, FATICHAR " ..professor  ...hey hey hey, But in this lecture, THE PROFESSOR is going to be this Mastikhor..SO, don't even think about a bad word ok ?? ......I am gonna THROW you in the AAG if you think even a word ......JALA KE RAKH KAR DUNGA ...BHASMA KAR DUNGA ......

 

      It's me when I was a big guy like DARA SINGH ........come on dosto  !!! Can't you see it's a baby picture of mine when I was a lil cute baby ??? duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  ...I always wanted to be a " KUSTIBAAJ " like a Papad Tod Pahelwan ..but instead I became a " Mastikhor "......haay Re meri  futi kismat 

...Mai to nanna sa pyara sa MUNAA hu ...  hihi......

 

         How cuteeee ??? ...As I was growing up , I got much interest in Dancing ....Tata thai ..tata thai ...Tak dhina dhin ...Tak dhum ..Tak dhum .....I was interested becuz I was watching too much Desi movies during My Diaper Era  ....... I guess....like  Madhuri chane ke khet me and stuff ....ahaha.....

 

                       Some of my "Funny Harkate and Nakhare"  as I grew up ......Pretty Interesting huh ??? ......Say Yes  !!!  :0)


 
 

.ooow koool !!..look at this Jerkey boy !!! ...Isn't he  soooo cute ??? ....It's me when I graduated from Univercity of LOVE ...The study was kinda kool folks !! .......Ab kya batau !!! All you had do was ..But guess what ??? It  took me too long to graduate becuz I was kinda " Rusty BEDARKAAR " !!!. ...I can't forget those LOVELY days yaaro.. ....Kabhi nahi kabhi nahi ......never !!


 

Well, That's all dosto !!! ...We will continue next chapter next time ...make sure You do Your home work for the next chapter and you are going to have a lil quiz on the History Of Mastikhor next time ....see ya all .....STUDY HARD ...good luck 



 


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