The UJTWP Hardcore Jeepers - The Ten Commandments of Jeeping, Quotes to Note, and Great Links!
The Ten Commandments of Jeeping!
1. Thou Shalt not Covet another Jeepers Wife! Or more importantly, his Jeep!
2. Thou shalt not "Murder" the thoughts, ideas and hopes of other Jeepers!
3. Thou shalt not make fun of other Jeepers Jeeps. (No matter how doggy or big of a mess it is!)
4. Thou shalt Jeep Wave at "All" Jeepers!
5. Thou shalt "Tread Lightly"!
6. Thou shalt aide any Jeeper who is in need of assistance!
7. Thou shalt treat the owners of lesser 4 X 4 vehicles (Anything other than a Jeep) without loathe and thou will tolerate their lowly vehicles and outlandish stories! Respecting them as they will one day see the error of their ways, see the light, and obtain the true ultimate vehicle, the Jeep!
8. Thou will lift up the name of Jeep above all others!
9. Thou shalt not use the name of Jeep in vain!
10. Thou shalt have fun in thy Jeep!
Quotes to Note!
Enzo Ferrari: "The Jeep is the only true American sports car."
Jon olllllllo: "I didn't see the stupid bush!"
Hobbs: "The only people I ever see driving TJ's are teenage girls on the way to the mall."
Chrysler Corporation: "Only in a Jeep!"
General George S. Patton: " Without the Jeep we would have never been able to win the war."
G_Man: "The deeper the mud the better!"
Chazz: "Anyone want to trade their Jeep for a Bronco?"
FastEddie's wife Dee: "What do you mean 2 1/2" lift kit, 32" tires, and 4,500# winch? I thought you said it had everything you wanted when we bought it!"
Great
Links!
Tennesee Backwoods Boys 4 Wheelin Trail Tales!
The Japanese Jeepers Home Page!
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