Cody Schlenker/Wyatt Ensz/Megan Meyer vs. Jason Hofer/Crispy/Mary Campbell
Schlenker starts out in the ring with Crispy. Crispy ducks a big kick and grabs Schlenker’s foot, causing Schlenker to fall back. Crispy picks Schlenker up and drops him down onto the canvas, where he then locks Schlenker’s leg around and wrenches it. Schlenker grabs for the ropes, grabs them, and rolls out of the ring as Crispy lets go. Crispy follows Schlenker out of the ring, until Schlenker gets in and tags Ensz. Ensz hops off of the apron and grabs Crispy. Crispy is thrown into the stairs, where he hits head first, causing his forehead to gash open. Crispy slowly gets up, but is grabbed by Ensz and thrown into the ring. Crispy crawls to his corner, only to be stopped by Ensz’s foot. Ensz picks Crispy up, and Crispy breaks free. Crispy runs to his corner to tag in Hofer, but Ensz trips him and drags him to the ropes. Ensz props Crispy up, then runs at him. Crispy ducks, Ensz misses with a clothesline, and Crispy dives to the corner to make the tag. Hofer jumps in and he and Ensz begin to brawl. Ensz fights back with Irish whip into the corner. Hofer reverses the position, sending Ensz into the corner. Hofer picks Ensz up and sets him on the turnbuckle. Ensz kicks out and jumps at Hofer… Tornado DDT!! Ensz staggers back, where Megan Meyer tags herself in. Ensz turns around and asks if Meyer is sure, to which Meyer responds by delivering a low blow to Hofer. Hofer staggers around, and Meyer suplexes him. Hofer gets up and runs over, tagging Crispy in. Meanwhile, Mary Campbell hops off the apron and races around to the other side. Campbell grabs Schlenker from behind and pulls him off of the apron into the broadcasting booth, where Schlenker hits hard. Campbell then draws the attention of Wyatt Ensz, who chases after her. In the ring, Crispy throws Meyer to the ropes and knocks her down with a vicious flying lariat. Crispy tags Hofer into the ring, and Hofer picks Meyer up. The crowd boos Hofer as he signals for the Coma-plex, but Meyer kicks out of the move and pushes Hofer into the ropes. Meyer grabs Hofer, shoulders him in the stomach… Sunset flip!! Hofer kicks out, picks Meyer up…COMA PLEX!!! The crowd starts throwing things at Hofer as he goes for the pin and gets it.
Winners:
The Sons of Sheetar (Hofer/Crispy/Campbell)
Backstage:
Sam Larson
watches on the screen as EMT’s take Meyer away. Larson shakes his
head and stomps off.
Winner
to face Tim Schumann for BBBoIF later tonight
Papa
Weihs vs. Ray Kimal
Before the match starts, Tim Schumann walks out and sits at the commentary booth. As Weihs and Kimal walk out, Schumann gets up and grabs a chair. Weihs hops in the ring, and Schumann hops in as well. Weihs turns to see Schumann… BAM…Weihs is laid out, while Kimal hops in and attacks Schumann. Schumann kicks Kimal: Fallaway slam. As Kimal slowly gets up, Schumann smashes the chair over his head. Schumann looks at the two men in the ring, grabs Papa Weihs, and drapes his arm over Kimal. Schumann threatens the ref with the chair, and the ref calls for the opening bell. He goes for the count… and declares Weihs the winner. Schumann drops the chair and walks off.
Winner:
Papa Weihs
Tracy Holmoe vs. Bianka Groves vs. Beka Reiser
Reiser starts out by kicking Groves in the gut, then superkicking Holmoe. Reiser goes for an early pin on Holmoe, but only gets a one. Reiser picks Groves up, but is slammed down by Holmoe. Holmoe and Groves both pick Reiser up and execute a tossing diamond cutter. Holmoe goes to picks Reiser up again, but is stopped by Groves who throws Holmoe to the ropes. Holmoe ducks, turns around, and slams Groves down. Reiser gets up and climbs the turnbuckle, while Groves slowly gets up from the canvas. Groves blocks a Holmoe punch, but is kicked from behind by Reiser. Groves falls out of the ring over the top ropes, and Holmoe turns around to face Reiser. Reiser locks up with Holmoe, but Holmoe pushes back and gets Reiser in the corner. Reiser kicks out and sends Holmoe back, where Reiser then kicks her. Holmoe grabs Reiser’s leg and pulls Reiser over, locking her in a suplex. Holmoe slams Reiser down, then proceeds to pummel her. Groves hops into the ring and grabs Holmoe’s hair. Holmoe is thrown out of the ring and Groves follows. Groves grabs Holmoe’s head and smashes it into the turnbuckle. Reiser hops out of the ring as well, only to be thrown back into the apron. Groves finally pulls Holmoe back into the ring and sets her up for a leglock. Holmoe kicks out and grabs Groves’ feet, sending her to the mat. Reiser gets in, but is met with a dropkick. Groves gets up, Holmoe grabs her… HOLMOE-PLEX!! Reiser hops in and breaks the pin up at the two count. Reiser grabs Holmoe, belly to back suplexes her, then picks up Groves. Groves breaks free and Irish whips Reiser to the ropes. Groves trips Reiser and flips her over… Texas Cloverleaf!! Holmoe runs to grab her.. but she’s being held back!! It’s Heather Curtis!! Curtis is holding Holmoe back!! Reiser gives up and Groves is declared the winner, as Curtis and Holmoe have a confrontation. The ref hops out to separate the two before a fight happens.
Winner:
Bianka Groves
Backstage:
Eric
Swanson walks up to the Hauberts and asks them for a favor. Owen
pipes up. “you think we are going to help you after what happened
on Monday? We’ve been by your side for months now, and we haven't
seen a bit of thanks. So as far as I’m concerned, you can count me
out.” The Hauberts walk off, and Eric mutters “you want help?
You want thanks? I’ll get you help and thanks,” then walks off himself.
SFWF
Women’s Title Match
Heather
Curtis vs. Breezy Bryant
Bryant walks out, but is jumped by Curtis. Curtis grabs Bryant and tosses her over the ramp, sending Bryant into the crowd. Bryant gets up and goes after Curtis, who is now standing in the ring. Bryant slides under the bottom ropes and is met by the bottom of Curtis’ boot. Bryant gets up slowly and grabs ahold of Curtis’ lets. Curtis hits Bryant in the small of her back, the picks her up… POWERBOMB!! Bryant, laid out, doesn’t move as Curtis climbs the turnbuckle… Guillotine leg drop!! Curtis climbs again, launches herself off, but catches Bryant’s legs as she lifts them up. Curtis reels over and clutches her leg as Bryant slowly gets up. Bryant grabs ahold of the ropes, then kicks back when Curtis gets up. Curtis is hit in the same leg, causing her to stagger back. Bryant gets up and runs at Curtis, taking out her bad leg. Curtis hits the canvas and grabs for the ropes. In the process, Curtis knocks the ref back into the corner. Curtis gets up, and is kicked into the ref. The ref goes down and Curtis grabs Bryant… SMALL PACKAGE… ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… Curtis should have won this, but there is no ref!! Here comes Tracy Holmoe!! Holmoe hops in the ring, rolls the small package over, placing Curtis’ shoulders on the mat, wakes the ref up, and jumps out. The ref counts… One, two, THREE!! Bryant wins!! Bryant hops out and struggles to the back, while Curtis slowly gets up.
Winner:
Breezy Bryant
SFWF
BBBoIF Title Match
Papa
Weihs vs. Tim Schumann
Schumann begins by grabbing the groggy Weihs and throwing him to the ropes. Weihs bounces back and slides in between Schumann’s legs, causing Schumann to turn around and stomp on Weihs’ head. Weihs slowly gets up, but is caught in a grapple. Schumann knees Weihs in the gut, then locks a camel clutch onto Weihs’ head. Weihs tries to muscle out of it, but Schumann locks it on harder. Weihs reaches for the ropes and catches them. Schumann lets go, grabs Weihs’ leg, and pulls Weihs off of the ropes. Weihs hits hard, rolls over, and kicks Schumann in the leg. Schumann staggers back and blocks another kick. Weihs slowly gets up and grabs onto the corner turnbuckle. Schumann runs at Weihs, who moves, sending Schumann into the turnbuckle. Weihs spins Schumann around, kicks him in the gut… Schumann blocks the Papa Stunner and sends Weihs into the center of the ring. Weihs turns around and meets Schumann’s arm as he is clotheslined. Schumann picks Weihs up… HERE COMES RAY KIMAL!! Kimal hops into the ring with a chair. Schumann turns around, ducks the chair, and kicks Kimal out of the ring. Meanwhile, Weihs gets up and spins Schumann around…PAPA STUNNER!!! Weihs goes for the win…HE’S GOT IT!!! Papa Weihs is the new BBBoIF champ!!
Winner:
Papa Weihs
Backstage:
Sam Larson
walks up to Jason Hofer and confronts him about the move he put on Megan
Meyer. Hofer brushes him off, and Larson catches him, telling him
he’s not done. Hofer kicks Larson and throws him into the wall, then
walks off.
Tony Asp vs. ManKid
Asp hops into the ring and grabs ManKid. ManKid reverses the grapple and sends Asp into the mat face first. ManKid hops onto Asp and begins wailing away on the small of the back. Asp gets onto his knees and pulls ManKid over his shoulder and onto the mat. ManKid gets up, but is tripped up by Asp. Asp kicks, but is caught by ManKid. Asp goes for an Ensziguri, but ManKid ducks, sending Asp on his ass. ManKid picks Asp up… Belly to Back suplex! Asp gets up slowly, but is taken down again by a kick to the head. ManKid grabs Asp and throws him to the ropes… Mountain bomb! ManKid picks Asp up again, but is dropped to his knees as Asp kicks him in the gut. ManKid reaches for Asp but comes up just short. Asp takes advantage by running around the back and executing a german suplex. ManKid kicks out of the bridge pin and stumbles to the corner. Asp grabs ManKid, sets him up on the turnbuckle.. Superplex! Asp leaves ManKid on the mat and climbs the turnbuckle himself.. FROG SPLASH! Asp picks ManKid up.. hooks the arms… ManKid breaks out and punches Asp in the chest. Asp staggers back. ManKid runs up and clotheslines Asp over the top rope. Asp hits hard and busts open on the steel steps. ManKid drops down from the apron and grabs Asp. Asp tries to fight back, but ManKid blocks a punch and sends Asp into the crowd. ManKid follows, and chaos breaks out. ManKid throws Asp into a row of chairs. ManKid continues after Asp, but Asp throws a chair at ManKid, sending ManKid back a step. Asp grabs another chair and chases after ManKid. ManKid kicks the chair into Asp’s face and drags Asp back into the ring. Asp breaks away from the hold and chases ManKid to the ropes. ManKid kicks out… Asp grabs him and Irish whips him into the ropes… ManKid blocks a swinging neck breaker… FLYING PANDEMONIUM!!! ManKid goes for the pin! One, two… thr… Asp kicks out!! ManKid picks Asp up, kicks him… Asp stands up and grabs ManKid! Asp hooks ManKid’s arms… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!! Asp goes for the pin! HE GETS IT!! Asp rolls out of the ring and is met by Papa Weihs, who helps him to the back. ManKid gets up, pissed, and shakes his head.
Winner:
Tony Asp
Backstage:
Rumpshaker
Slim walks up to Corey Vilhauer. Slim tells Vilhauer that the U.S.
title match should be a falls count anywhere match. Vilhauer thinks
about it and agrees.
SFWF
Tag Team Championship match:
Seasoned
Meat vs. The Froot Booties vs. The Tall Boys
Jim Peterson, Big Fresh, and “Mr. Russell” all begin in the ring. Russell grabs Fresh and knocks him around a little. Peterson helps out by picking Fresh up and suplexing him. Russell follows up by grabbing Fresh and tossing him to the corner. Peterson gets out of the ring and sits at the announce table while Russell and Fresh get it on. Peterson reminds the viewing audience that this isn’t just for the belts, it’s about The Sons of Sheetar as well. Peterson gets off the mic and hops back in the ring, where Fresh has regained the advantage. Fresh tosses Russell into the ropes, the tags Ryan Swanson in. Swanson blows by Russell and grabs Peterson. Peterson powers Swanson off, but is caught in the knee by him on his second attempt. Swanson drops to his knees and delivers a lowblow to Peterson. Russell, from behind, grabs Swanson and throws him out of the ring. Peterson goes after him, but Russell grabs him and slams him back to the canvas. Peterson gets up and pushes Russell away. Russell clotheslines Peterson, picks him back up, and throws him to the corner. Meanwhile, Ryan Swanson grabs a chair and sneaks back into the ring. Swanson walks up behind Russell, but Russell turns around and grabs the chair. Peterson takes this opportunity to jump in and double clothesline both men. Peterson tags Sam Larson in. Larson hops in and grabs Ryan Swanson. Peterson knocks Swanson to the mat. Russell turns and goes after Larson, but Peterson grabs him and sends him tumbling with a T-bone Suplex. Peterson leaves the ring and Larson grabs Russell. Swanson runs over and tags Big Fresh back in, who knocks Larson away from Russell. Russell breaks free and finally tags Matt Miller in. Miller goes straight for Fresh. Fresh ducks a punch, but is caught from behind by Larson. Larson throws Fresh to the ropes, Miller runs up behind him, and as Larson executes a Flying Cross Body Bonch, Miller grabs the back of Larson’s head and slams him back into the mat. Fresh hops over the downed Miller, but is caught by the neck. Miller picks Fresh up… CHOKESLAM!! Miller hops out of the ring and looks under… he’s getting A TABLE!!! Miller throws the table into the ring… sets it up… Larson is up again! Larson punches Miller and throws him into the corner. Larson picks Miller up and sets him on the turnbuckle. Larson turns around to bring the table over, then climbs up where Miller is. Seeing what is going to happen, Russell runs over and knocks Larson off. Larson lands on the mat, but Big Fresh slowly gets up and walks over to where Miller is. Miller grabs Fresh… flips him upside down…MILLER TIME!!! MILLER TIME FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Miller goes for the pin.. one… two…THREE!!! Russell and Miller grab the tag belts and hold them high. Peterson hops into the ring as the Tall Boys walk off. Ryan Swanson is helping Big Fresh up, but Sam Larson grabs another table and throws it into the ring. Peterson grabs Ryan and knocks him out. Fresh is thrown out of the ring by Larson… Peterson is going to the top rope!! Larson grabs Ryan Swanson… Peterson grabs him ‘I FUCK YOU’ POWERBOMB!!! THROUGH THE TABLE!!! The Froot Booties lay motionless around the ring area as Seasoned Meat walks off.
Winners:
The Tall Boys
SFWF
U.S. Heavyweight Championship Match – Falls Count Anywhere
Ian
Haubert vs. Rumpshaker Slim
Slim begins by locking up with Ian. Ian is put in a headlock, but reverses it into a back suplex, laying Slim out. Slim gets up and kicks Ian, only to be knocked down as Ian gets up. Ian grabs Slim, then brings him down with a spine buster. Slim slowly gets up, grabs Ian, and locks up. Ian pushes Slim into a corner, only to be kicked out. Slim then jumps at Ian. Ian catches Slim, but is knocked back by the momentum. Slim punches Ian in the face until the ref steps in. Slim backs away. Ian gets up and pokes Slim in the eye. Slim pokes back, but is warned by the ref. Slim starts to argue, but thinks better. Ian grabs Slim and tosses him to the ropes, but is reversed and tossed to the ropes himself. On the rebound, Ian bounds at Slim and takes him down with a cross body block. Slim gets up and grabs Ian, throwing him out of the ring, then following behind him. Slim throws Ian into the guard rail. Ian blocks a punch and throws Slim into the concrete. Slim gets up and the two brawl to the entrance way. Slim picks Ian up and throws him into the entrance set up, knocking over a giant S in the SFWF sign. Ian kicks Slim away, then climbs the JumboTron. Looking up, Slim follows. On top of the JumboTron, Slim grabs Ian and suplexes him. There is only about two feet of width on top of the JumboTron, and Ian almost falls off. Slim picks Ian up and tries to knock him away. Suddenly, Eric Swanson’s music starts and Eric walks out. Eric looks up at Ian and grabs a chair. Eric tosses the chair up to Ian, but in the process, Ian catches it and loses his balance. Ian falls onto a platform and crashes through. Seeing this, Slim walks over to the edge where Ian fell from. Ian struggles to get up, Slim gets closer to the edge, and Eric curses to himself. Slim signals for the Rumpshaker Deluxe!! HE’S GOING TO JUMP!! RUMPSHAKER DEEEELUXE!!! Slim hits hard, hurting himself in the process. The ref runs over, and counts the pin. Eric Swanson runs over and pulls the ref away. Swanson pulls Slim up and Ian up. Swanson swings the chair, Slim ducks, THE CHAIR HITS IAN!! Swanson swings again and hits Slim in the back. Slim hits hard, Eric grabs Ian ‘s arm and drapes it over Slim, and gets the ref to count. The ref counts the win and Ian is picked up. And out comes Owen. Owen steps up to Eric and pushes him away. Owen spits in Eric’s face and tells him not to mess with the Hauberts. Owen helps Ian to the back with the U.S. belt in tow.
Winner:
Ian Haubert
Double
Main Event:
Barbed
wire rope; cage match - $200,000 at stake
Eric
Swanson vs. Corey Vilhauer
While Rumpshaker Slim stumbles to the back, Vilhauer’s music hits to a huge cheer. Vilhauer walks out and the ropes begin to be changed. Vilhauer sees Swanson and runs at him. Vilhauer grabs Swanson by the neck and throws him into the guard rail. Swanson tries to fight back, but is only knocked back down as quickly as he stands up. Finally, when the ropes are in place, Vilhauer takes Swanson and throws him into the ring. Swanson blocks a punch and kicks Vilhauer in the gut. The cage lowers. Vilhauer grabs Swanson and tosses him into the ropes, then decides to hang on and short clothesline him. Swanson hits the mat hard. Vilhauer picks him up and kicks him in the stomach. From this position, Vilhauer attempts a scissors kick, but is blocked by Swanson, who stands up and knocks Vilhauer over. Vilhauer grabs Swanson as he is getting up and rolls, sending Swanson into the ropes. Swanson hits and the barbed wire sticks to his shirt. Swanson begins to bleed as Vilhauer stands him up and attempts to throw him again. Swanson reverses the Irish whip, but Vilhauer counters again and picks Swanson up… Samoan Drop. Swanson slowly gets up with blood beginning to stream down his back. Vilhauer grabs him and DDT’s him. Swanson hits the mat and stays. Vilhauer goes for the pin… Swanson kicks out after two. Vilhauer gets up and grabs Swanson’s head. Swanson breaks free and tosses Vilhauer to the ropes. Vilhauer hits the cage and gets tangled into the ropes. Vilhauer starts to bleed from his forehead and arms as Swanson attempts to grab him. Vilhauer punches Swanson in the gut, then climbs out of the ropes. Vilhauer falls down onto his knees, then swings at Swanson. Swanson moves, picks Vilhauer up, then kicks him in the gut… spins him around… MURDER ONE!! Vilhauer blocks and reverses it into an armbar! The crowd cheers as Swanson is thrown into the turnbuckle, hitting the cage as well as the barbed wire. Swanson falls backward in tremendous pain. As Vilhauer walks over, Swanson kicks him back, then gets up, holding a bleeding arm. Swanson pokes Vilhauer in the eye… Vilhauer steps back and sees blood. Swanson’s blood blinds Vilhauer, and Vilhauer staggers around with one good eye. Swanson tries to go after Vilhauer, but Vilhauer ducks a swing. Vilhauer looks up, sees the cage, and begins climbing. Swanson grabs Vilhauer with his arm and brings him down. Vilhauer lands on his feet, turns around, kicks Swanson in the gut…PEOPLE’S DDT!! VILHAUER HIT THE MOVE!! Vilhauer goes to climb the cage to get out, but once he reaches the top, his hands, covered with blood, slip off, sending Vilhauer back. Vilhauer lands square on his back and is knocked out. Both men lay in the ring, bloody and knocked out. Swanson is the first to move as he stumbles over to the barbed wire ropes and climbs them to get up. Swanson’s hands are bloody and battered. Finally, Vilhauer comes to and begins to climb the opposite side. Swanson gets over, as does Vilhauer… it’s a race to the finish… AND HERE COME THE HAUBERTS!!! THE HAUBERTS GRAB SWANSON AND KEEP HIM FROM HITTING THE MAT!!! VILHAUER HITS THE MATS FIRST….VILHAUER WINS!!! Vilhauer walks off with the bag of money as The Hauberts beat up Eric Swanson… to a large applause.
Winner:
Corey Vilhauer
Double
Main Event:
SFWF
World Title Match
Stepdaddy
vs. Owen Haubert
The barbed wire is replaced and the cage is raised as Stepdaddy walks down the aisle. Ian and Eric are separated and taken to the back as SFWF World Champion Owen Haubert stays. Owen hops in the ring and the bell sounds to start the contest. Stepdaddy locks up with Owen. Owen knocks Stepdaddy down with a knee to the gut. Stepdaddy gets up and slaps Owen. The crowd is very confused on who to cheer for, but most side with Stepdaddy. Owen powers Stepdaddy over with a side suplex. Stepdaddy hits the mats and rolls to the side to avoid an atomic elbow. Stepdaddy gets up and grabs Owen, sending him to the mat. A reverse figure four leg lock is applied, but Owen reaches the ropes soon. Owen rolls to the outside to regain his composure, while Stepdaddy plays to the crowd. When Owen gets back in the ring, Stepdaddy kicks him and sends him to the corner. Owen bounds out with a monstrous clothesline, then picks Stepdaddy up and brings him down with a jackhammer suplex. Stepdaddy, slow to get up, nails Owen in the nuts. As Owen staggers away, Stepdaddy grabs him and Irish whips him into the ropes. Owen hits the ropes and stops, leaving Stepdaddy to dropkick clear air. Stepdaddy falls and Owen pounces, climbing the turnbuckle and launching off at Stepdaddy. Stepdaddy is hit hard with a harlem hangover. Owen picks Stepdaddy up, and delivers a charged Snap suplex. Stepdaddy sits up and holds his back as Owen climbs the turnbuckle once again. Stepdaddy gets up… MISSLE DROPKICK! Stepdaddy is hit and sent backwards over the top rope. Owen reaches over the top rope and grabs Stepdaddy’s head, then pulls him back in. Stepdaddy breaks away and pushes Owen to the corner. Owen tries to reverse, but Stepdaddy chops him over the turnbuckle and onto the apron. Stepdaddy goes to clothesline him over, but Owen ducks and jumps inside. Owen is kicked in the gut… STEPDADDY PUTS OWEN ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! MOCHA DROP!!! Stepdaddy goes for the pin.. one… two… THREE!!! STEPDADDY IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!! Owen rolls out of the ring and runs to his brother Ian. Ian helps him to the back as Corey Vilhauer and Rumpshaker Slim walk out to the ring. Stepdaddy has his arm raised by both men. Vilhauer turns to walk away, and Slim congratulates Stepdaddy. Stepdaddy holds out his hand… AND CLOTHESLINES RUMPSHAKER SLIM!! STEPDADDY HAS TURNED ON HIS PARTNER!! Vilhauer hops into the ring and breaks the two up. Vilhauer looks at Stepdaddy, is kicked in the gut, and thrown out of the ring. Rumpshaker is then grabbed, placed on Stepdaddy’s shoulders, and Mocha Dropped. The crowd boos and starts throwing things at Stepdaddy as he leaves the arena, with Vilhauer and Rumpshaker Slim watching him leave.
Winner:
Stepdaddy