Pyro flashes and the crowd explodes as SFWF’s biggest event of the year gets underway.
 

Heather Curtis/Beka Reiser vs. Tracy Holmoe/Megan Meyer

Meyer and Curtis start out in the ring.  Curtis brings Meyer down with an armbar, but Meyer reverses and kicks Curtis in the ass, sending Curtis to the ropes.  Meyer drops down to the mat as Curtis bounds back, then gets up and flips Curtis down.  Curtis slides and slowly gets up, allowing Meyer to get up and grab her.  Curtis breaks away and tags Reiser in.  Reiser grabs Meyer and suplexes her.  Meyer gets up and dropkicks Reiser, sending Reiser into Meyer’s corner.  Holmoe reaches out and grabs Reiser, dropping down with a top rope guillotine.  Reiser grabs her throat as she lies on the mat while Meyer begins to climb.  Meyer launches off, but Reiser moves away, causing Meyer to connect with nothing but the mat.  Reiser picks Meyer up and locks up.  Meyer tries to throw her out of the ring, but Reiser ducks and punches her in the gut.  Meyer reels over, allowing Reiser to bring her down with a pump-handle slam.  Meyer slowly gets up and reaches for Holmoe, but is pulled away at the last second towards Reiser’s corner.  Reiser gets Meyer on her knees, then locks on a buffalo sleeper.  Meyer reaches for the ropes, but cannot reach.  Finally, Holmoe hops in and knocks Reiser off.  Meyer stumbles to her feet, but falls.  Meyer is bleeding from the wound she got last Monday at the hands of some random person.  She gets up again and tags Holmoe in.  Holmoe hops in and knocks Reiser down.  This brings Curtis in, and Holmoe knocks her down.  Reiser gets up and is knocked down, Curtis is thrown out of the ring…Holmoe grabs Reiser…HOLMOE-PLEX!!!  ONE… TWO… TH.  Reiser kicks out.  Reiser slowly gets up, but is kicked down again.  Finally, Reiser grabs Holmoe… Curtis is in!!  Seeing this double team, Meyer climbs to the top rope.  Holmoe knocks Curtis off and out of the ring, turns Reiser around, and locks up.  Meyer aims, and jumps off at Reiser.  Reiser grabs Holmoe, throws her in front… MEYER HITS HOLMOE!!!  REISER GOES FOR THE COVER… SHE’S GOT IT!!!  Reiser rolls out and grabs Curtis with both running to the back.  Holmoe gets up and grabs Meyer.  Meyer pushes her away, and the two fight until security guards break it up.

Winners:  Curtis/Reiser
 

Backstage:
As Matt Miller and “Mr. Russell” walk to the back, both comment on how they are kind of tired of tag team wrestling.  Russell says that he would tag with someone else, if Miller wanted to go singles.  Miller thanks him and says ‘we’ll see what happens after tonight.’
 

SFWF Tag Team Championship Match
The Tall Boys vs. Crispy/ManKid

ManKid and Russell start out in the ring.  Russell grabs ManKid and tosses him to the ropes, delivering a solid clothesline that knocks ManKid out of his boots.  ManKid slowly gets up and shakes the move off, but is knocked down again by a big boot.  ManKid rolls out of the ring and looks around.  Finding a chair, ManKid hops back in the ring.  The ref runs over to stop ManKid, allowing Crispy to jump into the ring and deliver a low blow to Russell.  Russell falls to his knees and crawls to where Miller is.  Miller is tagged in and ManKid drops the chair.  ManKid attacks Miller, sending Miller through the ropes to the apron.  Miller ducks a cross kick and hops over the top rope, dropping a big boot in ManKid’s face.  ManKid gets up and trips Miller, sending Miller on his face.  Miller trips ManKid in return and crawls on top of him…reverse surfboard!!  Miller lets go and tries to pick ManKid up, but ManKid runs away and tags Crispy in.  Crispy locks up with Miller, sending Miller to the ropes.  Miller bounces back and knocks Crispy on his ass.  Crispy gets up, catches Miller, and slams him down.  Crispy stands up and steps on Miller’s chest.  Miller knocks Crispy off of him and grabs him, tossing him to the outside.  Miller tags Russell in, who kicks Crispy as he tries to get in.  Crispy falls down, allowing Russell to gain the advantage.  Russell throws Miller to the corner… ManKid reaches into his pocket… Russell goes to hit Crispy… RUSSELL IS DOUSED IN MANCHOWDER!!!  Russell staggers back, while Crispy clotheslines Russell to the mat.  The ref runs over to talk to ManKid while Crispy picks Russell up… DIAPER RASH!!!  DIAPER RASH!!!  Crispy goes for the pin… but the ref is turned.  Miller hops into the ring, knocks Crispy off… MILLER TIME!!  Miller pulls Russell over Crispy just as the ref turns around… one… two… three!!  Miller grabs Russell and helps him up.  Crispy and ManKid just get out of the ring and walk off.

Winners:  The Tall Boys
 

SFWF BBBoIF Championship Match
Papa Weihs vs. Big Fresh

Before the match, Jason Hofer assures Big Fresh that he’s got his back.  As Fresh walks away, he snickers and turns back around to whisper something to Mary Campbell.  Big Fresh runs out and slides under the bottom rope.  Weihs begins by grabbing Fresh’s leg and twisting it.  Weihs picks Fresh up and tosses him to the corner.  Fresh tries to get up, but falls.  It seems that Fresh has hurt his leg.  Jason Hofer appears at the entrance ramp, and watches on.  Fresh holds onto the turnbuckle, and shakes the pain out of his leg.  Fresh attempts a comeback, but Weihs kicks him in the leg, knowing the weakness.  Weihs picks Fresh up and tumbles him down.  Fresh attempts to get up, but Weihs keeps him down with a foot on his tender knee.  Fresh screams and reaches for the ropes, grabs them, and holds on until the ref pulls Weihs off.  Weihs runs into the audience and grabs a chair.  Fresh tries to get up, but his knee is in pain.  Weihs hops into the ring, pulls the chair up, and smashes it over Fresh’s head.  Fresh falls back to the mat.  Weihs slowly picks Fresh up… Fresh spins Weihs around… Fresh is picking Weihs up for the Fresh-Driver- his knee buckles, and Weihs drops to his feet… spins Fresh around… kick.. – PAPA STUNNER!!!  Weihs goes for the pin, gets it, and grabs his belt.

Winner:  Papa Weihs
 

Backstage:
As Hofer walks back from the ramp, Ryan Swanson stops him.  ‘Why didn’t you do anything to help him?  You were right there, and everyone else was back here.  What the hell?  It was your duty to help Fresh out!’  Hofer just looks at Swanson and walks off.
 

SFWF Women’s Title Match
Breezy Bryant vs. Mary Campbell vs. Bianka Groves

Bryant begins by grabbing Campbell and tossing her into the corner.  Groves spins Bryant around and kicks her, causing Campbell to come out of the corner to bulldog the bent over Bryant.  Bryant hits the mat and Groves picks her up.  Campbell and Groves both throw her to the ropes, miss with the first clothesline, and are taken down by Bryant.  Bryant picks Groves up and tosses her out of the ring, then turns around to find Campbell staring her down.  Campbell pushes Bryant away, then kicks Bryant.  Bryant grabs Campbell’s foot and spins around, knocking Campbell down in the process.  Bryant picks up Campbell, but is missile dropkicked by Groves from the turnbuckle.  Groves kicks Bryant once more, then catches Campbell.  Campbell attempts to get away, but is belly to belly suplexed.  Bryant gets up and kicks Groves away while she tries to pick Campbell up.  Groves steps back, throws Bryant out of the ring, and grabs Campbell… Brain buster!!  Groves goes for the pin… one… two… thr.  Bryant pulls the ref out of the ring!!  The ref goes to get back in, but Bryant hops in first and knocks Campbell down.  Campbell falls back into the corner, while Bryant grabs Groves and throws her into the opposite corner.  Bryant pulls Campbell out from her corner and throws her into Groves.  Groves lifts a leg up and knocks Campbell down with a big kick.  When Bryant comes over to knock Groves back, Groves knocks Bryant down… FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!!  BRYANT IS NO WHERE NEAR THE ROPES!!!  GROVES HAS GOT IT LOCKED!!!  Bryant begins to scream and looks like she is going to give up, but Campbell gets up and kicks Groves off of her.  Groves gets up and pushes Campbell away.  Campbell counters with a uplifting knee to the gut.  Groves falls to her hands and knees, while Campbell picks Bryant up.  Bryant knocks Campbell away… russian leg sweep!  Bryant turns around… Small package!!!  ONE… TWO.. THREE!!!  The crowd explodes as Groves gets up and grabs the SFWF Women’s belt.  Groves walks off as Campbell and Bryant give each other an earful.

Winner:  Bianka Groves
 

SFWF Lightweight Championship Match
Four way sudden death match
Sam Larson vs. Jason Hofer vs. Ryan Swanson vs. Wyatt Ensz

Larson begins by grabbing Ensz, while Hofer stands back.  Swanson, seeing Hofer by him self, runs over and pounds Hofer in the face.  Hofer jumps back and stares at Swanson.  Hofer asks Swanson ‘what about Sheetar?’, to which Swanson replies ‘fuck Sheetar.’ and knocks Hofer out of the ring.  Ensz and Larson, meanwhile, brawl with each other in the opposite corner.  Larson locks Ensz up in a sleeperhold, which Ensz gets out of by running up a turnbuckle and flipping backwards, causing Larson to slam onto the ground.  Ensz picks Larson up and dropkicks him out of the ring.  Ensz turns around and sees that he is alone in the ring.  As he is posing for the crowd, Larson sneaks up behind Ensz and grabs him by the head, bringing him down with a Death Drop DDT.  Ensz hits hard and is laid out in the ring.  Larson goes for the pin, but only gets a two count.  Meanwhile, outside the ring on the opposite side, Hofer and Swanson are fighting near the entrance ramp.  Swanson grabs Hofer and smashes him into the entrance JumboTron, then snap suplexes him onto the concrete.  Hofer slowly gets up, but is kicked back down as soon as he gets up.  Hofer grabs for the edge of the ramp, but is stomped down by Swanson.  Swanson grabs Hofer and drags him back to the ring.  In the ring, Larson has Ensz tied up in the corner.  Ensz punches out and kicks Larson to the mat.  Ensz climbs the turnbuckle and launches off with a guillotine leg drop.  Ensz gets up, turns, and sees Hofer thrown into the ring.  Hofer tries to get up, but is grabbed by Ensz.  Ensz throws Hofer to the corner, props him up on the turnbuckle... ENSZICANRANA!!  Ensz goes for the pin, but Larson breaks it up.  Larson throws Ensz to the ropes... FLYING CROSS BODY BONCH!!!  THE CROWD EXLODES!!  Swanson breaks up the pin, knocks Larson off, and throws Ensz to the corner.  Larson pulls Swanson back... Larson is thrown to the corner, Swanson attempts a Tornado DDT... but Larson blocks it and turns Swanson around, slamming him into the corner... BAMF! HURACANRANA!!!    Larson goes for the pin... one... two... th... Hofer crawls over and breaks it up!  Hofer tries to get to his feet, but falls down on top of Ensz... the ref calls the pin... one... two...Larson breaks it up.  Larson picks Ensz up and throws him out of the ring, but Ensz holds on and brings Larson over with him.  In the ring, Hofer gets up..TORNADO DDT!!!    Swanson goes for the pin... one... two.. three!!!  Ryan Swanson is the new champ!  Swanson grabs the belt and runs out of the ring, while Larson slides in and asks the ref how he lost the belt without being pinned.

Winner:  Ryan Swanson
 

SFWF Retirement match
Ray Kimal vs. Tim Schumann

Schumann walks out to wild applause, while Kimal bursts through and smashes Schumann in the back of the head.  Kimal picks Schumann up and throws him into the ring.  Schumann tries to kick Kimal, but Kimal locks up with him and hip tosses him to the mat.  Schumann kicks up and sends Kimal to the ropes.  Kimal bounces back and smashes Schumann in the face with a big flying dropkick.  Schumann falls back and hits hard, sliding into the turnbuckle.  Schumann slowly gets up, only to be knocked back down by Kimal.  Kimal grabs Schumann... DDT!  Schumann rolls to the outside, only to be followed by Kimal, who grabs a chair and gives chase.  Schumann finally stops and grabs a chair of his own, sending Kimal back with a well placed chair jab.  Kimal staggers back and drops his chair, but blocks a suplex attempt and counters with another DDT.  Kimal picks Schumann up and tosses him into the ring.  Kimal then throws a chair into the ring.  As Kimal climbs into the ring, the ref shows up and keeps him away from the chair.  With this, Schumann picks up the chair and swings at Kimal.  Kimal grabs the ref and throws him into the chair, knocking the ref out.  Schumann grabs Kimal... fallaway slam.  Schumann picks Kimal up again... he’s setting up for the Conjectivitus!!  Kimal lifts up and dumps Schumann on his back, then climbs the turnbuckle... atomic elbow!!  Kimal picks Schumann up and sends him to the corner, then places him on the turnbuckle.  Kimal climbs the turnbuckle... HE’S GOING FOR THE TOP ROPE DVD!!  THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!  What’s going on?  When the lights go on, Kimal is off of the turnbuckle, and as he turns around, IT’S MICHELLE STEFANACCI!!  MISH SMASHES A CHAIR OVER KIMAL’S HEAD!!  Mish runs out flipping Kimal off as Schumann goes for the pin -- here comes a ref!!--.. one... two.. three!!!  Schumann wins!!  Kimal is out of the SFWF!!!  Schumann walks off with Mish, while Kimal slowly comes to.

Winner:  Tim Schumann
 

Backstage:
Jim Peterson and Corey Vilhauer are talking backstage about their plan of attack.
Meanwhile, Stepdaddy and Rumpshaker Slim conspire about their plan, including talk of ‘the special attack’
In the dressing room, Eric Swanson is talking to Jason Hofer about Sheetar.  Hofer tells Swanson that he doesn’t think The Froot Booties should be associated with Sheetar any more.  Swanson turns, looks at Hofer, and tells him ‘Ya know what, Jason?  I’m sick and fucking tired of Sheetar.  It’s nothing.  In fact, I’m fucking tired period.  So just get the hell out of here and shut the door on your way out.”  Hofer looks at him, shocked, and shakes his head as he walks away.
 

SFWF U.S. Heavyweight Title Match
Ian Haubert vs. Tony Asp

Asp and Haubert begin by locking up.  Asp wrenches Haubert over, sending Ian to the mat.  Ian picks Asp up as he gets up and brings him down with a leg trip.  Ian grabs Asp’s head and pulls back in a crossface type of move, until Asp makes it to the ropes.  Ian lets go and picks Asp up, snapping him back with a back breaker.  Ian then stands on Asp and pulls back with a surfboard submission.  Ian lets go, and Asp slowly gets up, reaching for the turnbuckle.  Asp blocks a kick by Ian, tosses Ian to the ropes, and knocks him down with a powerful flying lariat.  Asp then picks Ian up, but Ian breaks away, grabbing Asp and executing a Snap Suplex, followed by a reverse leg lock.  Asp grabs the ropes and trips Ian as he is walking back.  Asp grabs Ian from the mat and locks him up -- Belly to belly suplex.  Asp goes for the pin, but only gets a two count.  Asp attempts a DDT, but is picked up and dropped in a northern lights suplex bridge.  Ian only gets a two count.  Ian gets up and throws Asp to the ropes, locking him in an abdominal stretch.  Ian lets go when Asp elbows him in the head.  With this, th tired Asp spins around and brings Ian down with a double armed DDT.  Ian attempts to get up, but is knocked back down with a gut wrench suplex.  Asp picks Ian up, drops him down with a sit-down powerbomb pin... one, two... Ian reverses it... one, two... Asp reverses it... one, two, thr... Ian kicks out, grabs Asp, and pins him with a powerbomb bridge... one, two... thr.. Asp kicks out.  Asp grabs Ian, but Ian spins Asp around... PAIN KILLER!!!  Ian goes for the pin... one... two.. thre.. no!!  Asp kicks out!  Ian shrugs and grabs Asp.  Asp locks Ian up and tosses him to the corner.  Ian blocks a kick and throws Asp into the corner.  Asp jumps up and rolls Ian up in a sunset flip for a two count.  Ian slowly gets up and tosses Asp to the ropes.  Asp lowers his head for the back body drop... ASP CATCHES HIM!!  DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX!!  ASP GOES FOR THE PIN... ONE... TWO.. THREE!!!  ASP WINS THE U.S. BELT!!!  Ian sits up slowly, gets up, and shakes his head.  Asp grabs Ian and shakes his hand.  Ian shakes back and holds Asp’s arm up in the air.  The two men walk off together.

Winner:  Tony Asp
 

Backstage:
Terry Taylor catches Ian Haubert and Tony Asp.  Owen Haubert joins the two for an after-match interview.  Asp tells Taylor that the match was a hard fought battle, and that he has a newfound respect for the Haubert brothers.  Ian tells Taylor that Asp was the better man tonight, taking advantage of his mistakes, and giving him the fight of his life.  Owen grabs the mic to talk... until Stepdaddy and Rumpshaker Slim hop out and jump the three celebrating wrestlers.  Taylor jumps for cover as Slim crashes a chair over Ian’s head.  Owen makes it out without a scratch and runs to the ring.
 

Owen Haubert vs. Eric Swanson

Haubert runs out and grabs a mic.  “Eric, I don’t know what kind of shit you and your Sheetar buddies are up to, but hiring Comfy and Cozy to jump us is not the answer.  You get your ass out here so I can show you how a real fucking man fights.”  Eric’s music starts and the crowd boos and begins to chant ‘asshole’.  Swanson walks out with a half-assed saunter.  Eric climbs into the ring, and Owen jumps.  Owen grabs Eric and knees him in the gut, laying him out on the mat.  Eric slowly tries to get up, but Owen pulls him up and throws him to the ropes, knocking him through the ropes.  Owen stands back and screams ‘come on!!’ to  Swanson, who slowly gets back into the ring and stands with his arms open, as if to say, ‘come get me’.  Owen spears Swanson, and Swanson rolls to the outside of the ring.  Owen pulls Swanson in by his hair and throws him into the corner.  By this time, Swanson has begun to try to fight back, but it’s too little too late.  Owen pulls Eric’s head back.. Death Drop.  Swanson attempts to get up, but Owen stomps on his hand, causing Eric to scream.  Eric starts to get up and Owen grabs him, tosses him to the turnbuckle, props him up... POWERBOMB!!!  POWERBOMB!!!  Eric was just powerbombed from the top rope!!  Eric shudders and tries to get up, until Ian Haubert runs out, grabs a table, and throws it into the ring.  Eric sits up... Ian grabs Eric... Owen runs over... HAUBERT DEATH DROP!!!  ERIC IS OUT!  Owen looks down and flips Eric off as the Hauberts walk off to a huge pop.  The ref disqualifies Owen.  Eric is knocked out.  EMT’s run over and grab Eric Swanson, carting him out on a stretcher.

Winner: (by DQ) Eric Swanson
 

SFWF World Title Four-way elimination match.
Rumpshaker Slim vs. Stepdaddy vs. Corey Vilhauer vs. Jim Peterson

Comfy and Cozy walk to the ring to a loud chorus of boos.  Peterson and Vilhauer bolt to the ring and begin fighting.  In the ring, Peterson takes on Stepdaddy, while Vilhauer takes on Slim.  Slim stops fighting Vilhauer after a while to help Stepdaddy, while Vilhauer rolls out of the ring to take a break.  In the ring, Peterson is double teamed by Comfy and Cozy.  Slim throws Peterson to the ropes, while Stepdaddy runs to the other side and nearly decapitates Peterson.  Peterson tries to get up, but Slim grabs his head and pulls him to the corner.  Slim sets him up, but is met with a low blow to Slim’s ballbag.  Slim crumples over, only to be replaced by Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy picks Peterson up, and Peterson breaks away, sending Stepdaddy to the corner.  Stepdaddy bounces back, but is tossed over the top rope by Peterson.  Peterson looks down and attempts to attack Slim, but is brought down by a short leg trip.  Peterson hits the mat, but kicks out of a Red-headed stepchild attempt.  Slim picks Peterson up, sets him up in the corner... SODAMIGO!!!  Peterson falls back, and Slim begins to climb the turnbuckle.  Slim launches off... here comes the RUMPSHAKER DEELUXE!!!  PETERSON MOVES!!  Slim hits hard on his ass and Peterson picks him up.  This brings Vilhauer in, who pulls Slim away.  Peterson turns for a break, only to see Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy grabs Peterson and smashes his face into the turnbuckle, then lays him out with a rock bottom.  Stepdaddy gloats to the crowd, while Vilhauer throws Slim out.  Stepdaddy turns around to go after Vilhauer, but is tripped by Peterson.  Peterson grabs Stepdaddy... kicks him in the gut... I FUCK YOU POWERBOMB!!!!  Peterson goes for the pin... one... two... three!!!  Stepdaddy is out!  Slim hops in and grabs Peterson.  Peterson and Slim roll out to the mats on the outside.  Slim smashes Peterson into the guardrails, and is met with the same treatment by Peterson.  Peterson stumbles back and kicks Slim, sending Slim to the floor.  Peterson hops in the ring and chats with Vilhauer, while Vilhauer nods.  Vilhauer hops out and pulls Slim in the ring, bringing him down with a Snap Suplex.  Vilhauer picks Slim up and tosses him to Peterson, who tosses him up and comes down with a diamond cutter.  Peterson and Vilhauer then begin again to double team Slim... but here comes the Hauberts!!!  Slim turns and kicks Vilhauer and Peterson out of the way.  Stepdaddy runs over and attacks Owen, while Slim jumps over the top rope to get Ian.  Ian smashes a chair over Slim’s head, then tosses him into the ring.  Peterson looks over and goes for the pin... one... two... three!!  Rumpshaker Slim is out!!  Ian pulls Slim out and tosses him into the broadcasting booth, then both Hauberts pick Slim up and drag him to the back.  Peterson looks around and turns to Vilhauer.  Vilhauer looks at Peterson, and both look around again.  The crowd cheers as Vilhauer lays down on the mat and motions for Peterson to pin him.  Peterson starts over, until Stepdaddy hops into the ring.  Stepdaddy yells at Peterson, and Peterson turns around.  Peterson walks over and stares into Stepdaddy’s face... until Stepdaddy tells him to turn around.  Peterson turns around to see Vilhauer staring at him too.  Peterson turns back quickly... kick to the gut... Stepdaddy goes for a Mocha Drop... VILHAUER JUMPS UP.... OH MY GOD!!  THE CORPORATE ANNHILIATION!!!  VILHAUER GOES FOR THE PIN.. .ONE... TWO... THREE!!!  VILHAUER HAS SCREWED PETERSON!!  VILHAUER HAS SCREWED PETERSON!!  VILHAUER IS WITH COMFY AND COZY!!!  OH MY GOD!!!  Vilhauer grabs the belt and hugs Stepdaddy.  Vilhauer and Stepdaddy begin to beat Peterson down in the ring, until, from out of nowhere, MATT MILLER AND SAM LARSON HOP IN THE RING!!  Stepdaddy is knocked down by a Cross Body Bonch, while Miller and Vilhauer face off.  Vilhauer goes for a President’s DDT, but is blocked.. MILLER TIME!!  Miller and Larson grab Peterson and help him up, while Stepdaddy and Vilhauer back their way down the ramp, with Vilhauer holding the SFWF World Title belt.  Once they get to the top of the ramp, and in between ducking flying soda cups, Vilhauer grabs a mic.  “Ladies and fucking gentlemen.  What you are looking at is a revolution in the SFWF.  What you are looking at is a new way of wrestling.  What you are looking at is a new reign of terror.  We don’t have much to say.  But fuck Sheetar, fuck Seasoned Meat, fuck the old Corporation, fuck press your luck... What you are looking at is Comfy, Cozy, and Corey.”  Vilhauer throws the mic away as they leave, and cups litter the floors.

Winner:  Corey Vilhauer
 

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