Interview:
The Hauberts and ManKid

Owen, Ian, and ManKid all walk out to a chorus of boos.  Owen grabs a mic.  “Listen up – all of you.  I’m going to make this short.  Tonight, Ian and I are calling out Tony Asp and Papa Weihs.  We want to make an example of them to Stepdaddy and Rumpshaker Slim.”  Owen hands the mic to Ian.  “Rumpshaker Slim… It’s hard for me to believe that you are going to actually wrestle a one on one matchup without any gimmicks.  It’s hard for me to believe that you are going to show some talent, and not just the ability to fall off of things.  In fact, it’s hard for me to believe that you still have that damned U.S. title around your waist.  But in just 10 days, at OYT: Testicular Fortitude, you are going to find out who’s got balls like grapefruits.  You are going to wish you hadn’t begun to fuck with the main eventers, Rumpshaker.  I’ll send you back to the midcard just as quickly as you shot uphere.”  The crowd boos as Ian hands the mic to ManKid.  As ManKid begins to speak, the lights go out.  When they turn back on, Stepdaddy, Rumpshaker Slim, Tony Asp, and Papa Weihs are all in the ring.  The Hauberts go after their PPV opponents, and Asp and Weihs jump ManKid.  Security runs to the ring to drag the seven men away from each other, and the night is underway.
 

Mary Campbell vs. Bianka Groves

Campbell begins the match with a Samoan drop into the corner.  Groves slowly gets up as Campbell dropkicks her back into the turnbuckle.  Campbell grabs Groves, until Groves reverses the move and Irish whips Campbell to the opposite corner.  Groves bounds at Campbell, but Campbell lifts a foot and knocks Groves back.  Campbell springs out and clotheslines the staggering Groves.  Groves gets to one knee and trips Campbell up.  Campbell gets up and retaliates with a grapple and a snap suplex.  Campbell picks Groves up, but Groves pushes away.  Campbell steps back, and Groves kicks her in the stomach, sending Campbell reeling.  Groves grabs Campbell… DDT!  Groves climbs the turnbuckle… Sheetar’s music is playing!!  Jason Hofer and Crispy walk out to an arena full of boos.  Campbell grabs the ref and distracts him while Hofer grabs Groves… COMA-PLEX!!  Campbell turns around and goes for the pin.. and gets it!  Bianka staggers away while Campbell throws Jason Hofer a mic.  Hofer says he is disgusted with the reaction he and Crispy got when he came back.  Hofer tells the crowd that Crispy and him have been injured since King of the Ring, and when they come back, they get booed.  Hofer and Crispy keep going on until Wyatt Ensz, Cody Schlenker, and Megan Meyer all run out.  Ensz grabs a mic and tells Hofer that he will gladly injure him again, and the six SFWF stars begin to rumble.  It takes security a few minutes to get the wrestlers off of each other, and they are sent off to the back.

Winner:  Mary Campbell
 

Backstage:
Corey Vilhauer steps out of a limo and enters the arena.
Meanwhile, Bianka Groves is backstage walking to her room.  Tracy Holmoe sees her and berates her about her match.  Groves takes offense and chases after Holmoe.  Beka Reiser, who heard the scuffle, sneaks into Groves’ locker room and steals all of her clothes.
 

SFWF Lightweight Championship Match
Sam Larson vs. Big Fresh

Larson stomps Fresh as he enters the ring.  Larson picks Fresh up and tosses him to the ropes, where Fresh bounds back and knocks Larson down.  Fresh picks Larson back up and suplexes him, sending Larson rolling outside the ring.  Larson grabs Fresh’s leg from the outside and drags him out.  Fresh and Larson begin brawling around the announce table, ending when Fresh grabs Larson’s head and smashes it into the top of the table.  Fresh gets back in and motions for Larson to get back in.  As Larson climbs in, Fresh dropkicks him back out.  Fresh runs to the other side, bounces off the ropes, and suicide dives to the outside.  Larson looks up and sees Fresh, then ducks as Fresh flies over him.  Fresh hits hard into the railing.  Larson grabs Fresh and pulls him into the ring.  With this, Sheetar’s music starts up again as Ryan Swanson and Jason Hofer run to the ring.  Larson turns around and kicks Swanson to the mats, then grabs Hofer… BAMF HURACANRANNA!!!  Larson bounces against the ropes and aims at Fresh… FLYING CROSS BODY BONCH!!  Larson gets the pin!!  Larson runs out of the ring as Jason Hofer and Ryan Swanson chase after him.

Winner:  Sam Larson
 

Backstage:
As Corey Vilhauer is walking to his dressing room, The Tall Boys, Matt Miller and “Mr. Russell”, walk up to him and ask about another tag team title shot.  Vilhauer looks at them, then assures them they will get their title shot at OYT: Testicular Fortitude.
Meanwhile, Beka Reiser takes Bianka’s clothes and deposits them in Tracy Holmoe’s room.
In the back, as the Tall Boys leave, Heather Curtis bounds in and asks Vilhauer about a title shot.  Vilhauer agrees and signs the match.
In the parking lot, Eric Swanson arrives.
 

The Hauberts vs. Tony Asp/Papa Weihs

Ian starts out in the ring against Weihs.  Weihs kicks Ian and goes for the Papa Stunner early, but Ian pushes Weihs away and throws him against the ropes.  Weihs ducks a clothesline, then bounces back with a clothesline of his own.  Ian ducks this and grabs Weihs’ head, slamming it down to the canvas.  Weihs jumps up and kicks Ian again.  Ian grabs Weihs’ foot, but Weihs knocks Ian down with an Ensziguri kick.  Ian gets up and grabs Weihs.  Weihs wriggles out, but Ian dropkicks the back of Weihs’ head.  Ian picks Weihs up and throws him to Owen, who has just jumped in the ring.  The ref tries to push Owen back, but Owen pushes the ref away.  Owen throws Weihs to the ropes, Ian grabs him… Haubert Death Drop!!  The ref pushes Owen out, and as Owen argues with the ref, Tony Asp jumps in and knocks Ian off of Weihs.  Ian gets up and grabs Asp, but Asp kicks away, into Weihs, who rolls Ian up in a school boy.  Ian kicks out after one and picks Weihs up, then walks over and tags Owen back in.  Owen grabs Weihs and throws him to the ropes.  As Owen lowers his head, Weihs stops and tags Asp in.  Tony Asp jumps in and kicks Owen in the knee.  Owen goes down, and Asp kicks him in the head.  Owen falls backward onto the canvas, where Asp locks a reverse figure-four onto him.  Owen reaches the ropes, and Asp lets go, punching Owen down as he gets up.  Owen scrambles for the ropes, but Asp pulls him back.  Asp picks Owen up, Owen counters, Asp is thrown into the ropes, and Owen grabs him for a powerful running powerslam!  Owen grabs Asp, and Asp kicks free.  Asp goes for the Double Underhook Driver, but Owen reverses it into a back body drop.  Owen picks Asp up… PAIN KILLER!!  Owen goes for the pin, but Weihs is there to break it up.  Ian hops in the ring and runs over to Weihs, but the ref holds him back.  From the back… HERE COMES MANKID… followed by Ray Kimal.  Kimal jumps onto the apron and pulls Weihs out, while ManKid throws ManChowder into Asp’s eyes, and Owen goes for the pin.  The ref, hearing the slam, turns to count the pin… one… two… three!!!  The Hauberts run to the back with ManKid and Kimal before Asp can do anything.  Weihs and Asp just shake their heads in disbelief.

Winners:  The Hauberts
 

Backstage:
Bianka Groves busts into Tracy Holmoe’s locker room to see if she knows where Reiser is.  Groves, still wearing her wrestling outfit, sees her clothes in a pile in Holmoe’s room.  Groves utters some curse words and stomps off.
Meanwhile, Breezy Bryant, who has just heard of Vilhauer’s signing of the Women’s title match, grabs Heather Curtis, who is walking by.  Bryant tells Curtis ‘if you want a match, you’ve fucking got one.’, then slams Curtis into a wall.
As Vilhauer walks to the ring, he sees Tim Schumann bragging to some kids about being the BBBoIF champ.  Vilhauer thinks about this, then walks off.
 

Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer walks out to cheers, grabs a mic, and proceeds to go on.  “Everyone here, and everyone at home, knows that Seasoned Meat and I are currently at war against Eric Swanson and his Sons of Sheetar.  Well, last week I was bested by our president, and was forced to compete against the Tag Team Champion Froot Booties.”  Vilhauer stops and walks to the ropes.  “Jim Peterson and Sam Larson, could you please step out here?”  Jim Peterson and Sam Larson walk out to the entrance and stare at Vilhauer.  Peterson grabs a mic.  “Here we are, Corey, what do you need?”  “Hold up, Jim… I also need Comfy and Cozy to come out here.”  The crowd erupts as Stepdaddy and Rumpshaker Slim walk out.  “Now, I was thinking, on the way here, that Eric really got the best of me last Monday.  And, frankly, I am ashamed I took him up on his offer.  So I have decided to fix things the only way I know how.  First we come to the Froot Booties… a tag team who took me on Monday, and needless to say, beat me.  If the Froot Booties want a competition… if the Froot Booties want to face a former world champion, then I will give them their wish.  That is why, for OYT: Testicular Fortitude, I have signed the Froot Booties in a Tag Team Championship Match against The Tall Boys… and SEASONED MEAT!!”  The crowd erupts as Peterson and Larson nod their heads, liking what Vilhauer has to say.  “Now, on top of that, I have plans for Mr. President Swanson.  If I could, I would like to ask a favor of Stepdaddy and Rumpshaker.  Tonight, in our main event, would you kindly face Eric Swanson in a handicap match?”  The crowd erupts again, and Stepdaddy grabs a mic.  “you bet your ass we will.”  Larson, Stepdaddy, Rumpshaker, and Vilhauer all walk off, while Peterson heads to the ring.
 

Jim Peterson vs. Ryan Swanson

Peterson starts out by knocking Swanson into the ropes.  Swanson tries to get out, but Peterson picks him up and tosses him into the corner.  As Peterson walks over, Swanson hops on the turnbuckle and missile dropkicks Peterson.  Peterson is laid out on the canvas, as Swanson climbs the turnbuckle again and jumps out at Peterson.  Peterson moves and Swanson hits hard.  Peterson picks Swanson up and grabs him.. T-BONE SUPLEX!!!  Peterson signals for the “I fuck you’ powerbomb, but Swanson slowly gets up and clocks Peterson in the nuts.  Peterson crumples as Swanson runs to the ropes, then splashes Peterson.  Swanson attempts another one, but Peterson gets up and grabs Swanson by the neck… chokeslam!  Peterson climbs the turnbuckle… HERE COMES SHEETAR!!  Jason Hofer, Big Fresh, and Eric Swanson run to the ring.  Hofer and Fresh slide in and grab Peterson.  Peterson is thrown off of the turnbuckle, where Ryan Swanson picks him up and tosses him to the corner.  Meanwhile, Corey Vilhauer runs out and grabs Eric.  Eric and Vilhauer fight, until Vilhauer attempts a People’s DDT… Eric blocks it… MURDER ONE!!  In the ring, the ref calls the bell as Ryan Swanson Tornado DDT’s Peterson to the canvas.  Sheetar walks off as both men lie knocked out around the ring.  Suddenly, the Tall Boys’ music starts up… AND HERE COME THE TALL BOYS!!  “Mr. Russell” walks out with Ryan Swanson, while Matt Miller walks out with Big Fresh.  Miller executes Miller time, then helps “Mr. Russell” with a second-rope piledriver on Swanson.  The Tall Boys kick Jim Peterson a little as they walk off.

Winner: (by DQ)  Jim Peterson
 

Backstage:
Bianka Groves finds Tracy Holmoe and attacks her.  Beka Reiser watches from the side.
Meanwhile, Tim Schumann is bragging in the back some more.  Ray Kimal sees this and attacks Schumann.  From behind, Papa Weihs jumps Kimal and sends him into the wall.  Weihs then kicks Schumann… PAPA STUNNER!!  Weihs walks off.
 

Main Event:
Eric Swanson vs. Comfy and Cozy

Before the match, Vilhauer slowly gets up and taps the ref on the shoulder.  Vilhauer whispers something in the ear of the ref, the grabs a mic.  Vilhauer tells the crowd that this match is now a NO DQ matchup.  Vilhauer hops out of the ring as Comfy and Cozy walk out.  Eric Swanson runs out to face Stepdaddy and Rumpshaker, who are both allowed to be in the ring.  Rumpshaker grabs Swanson and tosses him into Stepdaddy, who clotheslines him.  Stepdaddy picks Swanson up, but Swanson breaks free.  From behind, Slim kicks Swanson into Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy places Swanson on his shoulders… MOCHA DROP!!!  Rumpshaker climbs the turnbuckle… RUMPSHAKER DEEELUXE!!!  Rumpshaker goes for the pin… but here comes the Hauberts!!  Ian slides into the ring and grabs Rumpshaker Slim while Owen grabs Stepdaddy… Iron Maiden!!!  Eric rolls to the outside and tries to get away from the carnage, while inside the ring, Rumpshaker Slim throws Ian over and knocks Owen away from Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy hits the canvas, and Slim grabs Owen and tosses him out of the ring.  On the outside, the crowd explodes as Vilhauer clotheslines Swanson.  Swanson gets up… PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  The arena pops as Vilhauer throws Swanson into the ring, where Rumpshaker goes for the pin… and gets it!!!   Vilhauer hops into the ring and raises the hands of Comfy and Cozy as the show goes off the air.

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