Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

(Due to time restraints, this weeks card will have all matches shortened to who won and what the circumstances were)
Vilhauer walks out with a mic, his World Championship belt, and the rest of the Corporation.  "Ladies and gentlemen.  I present to you, the greatest stable of all time... the quintessential group of belt holders in the SFWF... the SFWF Corporation!!  Now, as you gaze upon us with envy and fear, i want to address a little problem i have been having.  This problem goes by the name of Jim Peterson.  Somehow, on Thursday, Jim gained a victory over the second most powerful entity in the sport today... Stepdaddy.  I understand that it was not his fault, but what i cannot understand is why anyone would want Jim Peterson to be readmitted to the league.  It was Jim who caused me a defeat at the hands of bridesmaid Tim Schumann, a loss that cost me this very belt.  It may seem noble to Jim that he tried to help Tim's career along by dicking me out of a belt, but it serves only as a tarnish on my amazing record.  What i am getting at is this.  Without Jim, Tim Schumann is nothing.  Tim Schumann is the most overrated wrestler i have seen since Eric Swanson.  And to further my point, Tim Schumann will not be granted a rematch anytime between now and ever.  I don't care what anyone has been saying, Tim gets no rematch."  This causes Schumann to walk out from the entrance.  "Ya know, Vilhauer, i don't really want your fuckin' belt.  All i want is your ass on a platter, and who else to give it to me than Jim Peterson at Wrestlemania."  The crowd cheers as Jim walks out.  "Well, its nice to see the fans still remember who the real champion is.  Corey Vilhauer, you scum suckin' piece of shit, when will you learn that when the powers that be face at Wrestlemania, you, my friend, will be stripped and beaten with your belt."  "Jim, why are you so stupid?  Is it that you are really as retarded as they all say you are?  Tonight, Jim Peterson will face new Corporation member Owen Haubert, and he will lose because he is a pussy."  With this, Peterson begins to rush the ring, but Schumann holds him back.  Schumann offers to do the deed himself, and Peterson agrees.  Schumann starts to run, but Eric Swanson's music starts up.  Schumann turns around and stares as Swanson walks out behind Peterson.  Swanson walks right up to Schumann and the two start mouthin' off to each other.  With this, Cody Schlenker runs out and attacks both of the men.  Peterson tries to pull him off, but the corporation runs out of the ring like a swarm and attacks all four men, Schumann, Peterson, Swanson, and Schlenker.  Vilhauer shakes his head and returns to the back.
 

Jason Hofer vs. Sam Larson

Hofer attempts a cross body block late in the match, which was caught by Larson.  Larson drops him down on one knee and goes for the pin, but Hofer kicks out.  Wyatt Ensz walks out from the back and complains how he is mistreated in the SFWF.  He challenges Jason Hofer to a lightweight title match next week.  Hofer agrees and Ensz, wanting to keep the title in Hofer's hands, grabs a chair and hits Larson in the back.
Winner:  Hofer
 

Nichole Green vs. Mary Campbell

Breezy ran out before the match started and started to cause a ruckus with Green.  Campbell tried to take advantage, but both women were interrupted when the two Masked Men ran out and cleared the ring.  One of the masked men grabbed a sign from the crowd that said "Masked Men vs. Comfy and Corey".  He jumped in the ring, held the sign up, and both men left.
Winner:  NO contest
 

backstage...

As cameras head backstage, we see Tim Jewell and Andres Torres fighting over something.  Jewell pushes Torres back and Torres runs to his locker room.  Jewell follows, and as Ian Haubert is walking by, Jewell pushes him away.  Ian gets pissed and chases after Jewell.
 

Rumpshaker Slim vs. Andres Torres

Torres comes out as the Tortilla Terror and with Megan Meyer.  The match is hardcore, so T.Terror brings a shitload of stuff to the ring.  T.T. tries to hit R'shaker with a chair, but R'shaker ducks and punches T.T. in the ballbag.  Stepdaddy walks out and confronts R'shaker.  R'shaker sees Stepdaddy, jumps out of the ring, and as Stepdaddy is walking away, Megan Meyer trips R'shaker.  R'shaker hits the steel steps and hits hard.  T.T. brings him back in the ring and pins him.
Winner:  T.Terror
 

"Mr. Russell" vs. Tim Schumann

As Schumann is going for the Conjectivitus, Cody Schlenker runs out to attack.  Cody grabs a chair, swings, and hits Schumann, but at the same time, hits Russell.  Eric Swanson runs out to throw Schlenker around for a bit, and Schumann is the first to crawl over for the pin.
Winner:  Schumann
 

Tracy Holmoe vs. Bianka Groves

Holmoe came out for an interview before the match.  "When i look around at the SFWF, i see nothing but a bunch of fucked up dependant pussies.  Take the women's division, for example.  You have the bitches from Seasoned Meat.  Bianka Groves - the woman who couldn't win the belt on her own, and couldn't even keep it from Breezy Bryant, yet another over-dependant bitch.  Heather Curtis and Beka Reiser - These two couldn't wrestle their way out of a broken fallopian tube.  And Megan Meyer and Nichole Green?  Give me a break!  Meyer doesn't do anything but help that fucked up Torres cheat, and Nichole, who claims to be the strongest women in the league, can't even beat laura Kumm.  Oh, and Laura Kumm.. her and MAry Campbell?  Are you kidding me?  Those fuckers are the most corrupt women i have ever seen!  Well, all in all, i think this league sucks, and to prove it, i will start by demolishing the former champion Bianka Groves.  Because you all are the pussiest penises i have ever seen."  Holmoe turns around and sees that the entire Women's division has walked up behind her.  Holmoe starts fighting all of them, but they are too many.  Then, Matt Miller runs up with a chair and takes them out one by one.  To repay the favor, Holmoe gave Miller a shot to the nuts.  Holmoe then demolished Groves, who was still dizzy from the chair shot.
winner:  Holmoe
 

Cody Schlenker vs. Wyatt Ensz

As Ensz is trying for the hurracarana, Swanson and Schumann make thier appearance again.  Schlenker, taking advantage of the breif distraction, pulls Ensz down and pins him.  Schlenker then brawls with Schumann and Swanson.
Winner:  Schlenker
 

Jim Peterson vs. Owen Haubert

Haubert tried everything he could to fight off Peterson's rage filled punches, but he just folded under when Peterson powerbombed him.  It was tragic.
Winner:  Peterson
 

Main Event:
Comfy and Corey vs. Ryan Swanson/Big Fresh

Vilhauer and Stepdaddy walked to the ring first, followed by the rest of the corporation.  Swanson and B.Fresh took a long time in reaching the ring, and when they did, they were jumped by the corporation.  Vilhauer reluctantly made them stop, smiling the whole time, and the match started.  Vilhauer was beaten down pretty bad to start, as he couldn't make it over for a tag.  Big Fresh eventually screwed up and Vilhauer made it over for the tag.  Later, as Stepdaddy was going for the Mocha Drop, R'shaker slim ran out and grabbed Stepdaddy by the legs.  Stepdaddy fell, with Ryan Swanson on top of him.  Stepdaddy kicked out just in time and Swanson tagged Big Fresh in.  Peterson and Seasoned Meat walked to the entrance, and Vilhauer signaled the rest of the Corporation to go after them.  Owen stayed behind, and when Vilhauer was tagged in, Owen jumped in and hit Big Fresh with a chair.  Vilhauer propped him up and walked over to Stepdaddy.  They executed the CORPORATE ANNHILATION and Vilhauer pinned Big Fresh to win the belts.
Winners:  Comfy and Corey
 
 

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