Interview:
Eric Swanson

Swanson walks out to S.O.S. by the Promise Ring as the rest of the Sons of Sheetar follow.  Swanson grabs a mic and tries to talk.  Swanson stops as a chant of ‘ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE’ echoes through the arena.  Swanson begins again.  “Last week, SFWF Commissioner Corey Vilhauer made a fucking ass out of me.”  The crowd explodes as this is mentioned, to which Jason Hofer steps up to calm Swanson down.  “GODDAMMIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!… now I don’t enjoy being made an ass of.  But, instead of letting these things go, I have learned to simply fight back.  So, Stepdaddy, you’ve got a SFWF World title match this Thursday at OYT: Testicular Fortitude.  And Rumpshaker Slim… you’re defending your U.S. title that same day.  Now, I’m not sure if you see the common denominator, but I sure do – the Hauberts.  So, tonight, in the main event match, Comfy and Cozy will face The Hauberts in tag team action.”  Backstage, Ian and Owen Haubert hear this and look at each other.  Ian rolls his eyes.  Meanwhile, out at the entranceway, the lights dim slightly.  The crowd pops as Corey Vilhauer’s music plays and Vilhauer walks out.  “Well, Eric, it doesn’t take long for a big man to forget.  Now, I brought a copy of my contract out here, just in case… but I don’t think you will need any more reminding that unless I am gone, I book all of the matches here…AND HERE I AM..!”  The crowd erupts as Swanson throws the mic down and storms at Vilhauer.  Ryan Swanson and Mary Campbell hold him back.  “But you are making a good point, as much as I hate to admit it.  Tonight’s main event IS going to be Comfy and Cozy vs. The Hauberts.  But on top of that, I have a little surprise match for you.  You see, I’ve declared war on Sheetar.  And I’ve shown you that you don’t fuck with me… but I don’t think Jim has.”  The crowd cheers as Jim Peterson strolls out to the entrance and stands up next to Swanson.  “Eric, tonight you will face Jim in that very ring.”  Swanson pushes Peterson away and runs, while Sheetar jumps him.  Vilhauer drops the mic and pulls Peterson out, while Sam Larson comes from the back to help.  The three men fight Sheetar off and head to the back.
 

Backstage:
Ian and Owen Haubert complain that all they do anymore is Eric’s dirty work.
 

SFWF Women’s Title Match
Tracy Holmoe vs. Breezy Bryant

Holmoe starts out by dropping Bryant down and kneeing her in the back of the leg.  Bryant grabs ahold of her leg, and Holmoe picks her up.  Holmoe throws Bryant to the ropes, then picks her up and sidewalk slams her into the mat.  Bryant slowly gets up and steadies herself on one knee.  Holmoe climbs the turnbuckle, but Bryant hops up and pushes her off.  Holmoe falls backwards and catches herself on the ring apron.  Bryant bounds against the opposite ropes and delivers a baseball slide kick to Holmoe, knocking her off of the apron.  Holmoe gets back in the ring and is met with a side suplex, followed by a leg submission hold.  Holmoe reaches the ropes and Bryant lets go, but not before smacking Holmoe in the back of the head.  Holmoe reacts to this by grabbing Bryant, tossing her into the corner, and kicking her over the top rope.  Bryant hits hard as Holmoe climbs the top rope.  Holmoe makes it up… 450 SPLASH ONTO BRYANT!!  Holmoe throws Bryant back into the ring and locks up with her… HOLMOE-PLEX!!!  One, two.. thr…. Wait a minute!  Bianka Groves is at ringside, and she has just pulled Tracy Holmoe out of the ring!!  Groves throws Holmoe into the guardrail… and Beka Reiser shows up!!  Reiser grabs Groves and the two fight to the back.  Holmoe climbs back in the ring, but is grabbed by Bryant… small package… one…two…three!!  Bryant keeps the belt.  Holmoe rolls out of the ring to follow Reiser and Groves, while Bryant steps out of the ring.  As Bryant walks up the ramp, from the crowd comes Heather Curtis!!  Curtis runs up, grabs Bryant’s Women’s title, and smashes Bryant in the head.  Curtis throws the title at the downed Bryant and stomps off.

Winner:  Breezy Bryant
 

Backstage:
Tim Schumann is sitting on a lounge chair and bragging to some women about his belt.  Vilhauer walks by and hears this.  Fed up, Vilhauer walks over and pulls Schumann aside.  Vilhauer tells Schumann that if he is going to do nothing but talk, that he is going to be forced to wrestle.  Vilhauer tells him that the winner of the Papa Weihs/Ray Kimal match will face him for the BBBoIF.  Schumann gets mad as Vilhauer walks away.
 

Jason Hofer/Crispy vs. Wyatt Ensz/Cody Schlenker

Crispy and Ensz begin by trading blows in the middle of the ring.  Ensz grabs Crispy and throws him to the ropes.  Ensz ducks a clothesline and dropkicks Crispy on his way back.  Crispy falls back into the ropes, reaches for Hofer, and makes the tag.  Hofer hops in and grabs Ensz.  The two fall to the mat punching and kicking.  Both men roll out while still brawling.  Ensz grabs Hofer and tosses him into the announce table.  Hofer stops himself from running into the table and grabs Ensz, sending him into the turnbuckle post.  Ensz hits and falls to the ground, where Hofer picks him up and throws him into the ring-steps.  Hofer reaches under the ring and grabs a chair.  Ensz stands up slowly, and is smashed over the head with the chair.  Ensz kicks Hofer back and falls to the ground.  By this time, Schlenker has hopped off the apron and is running around the opposite side.  Crispy hops off the apron and intercepts Schlenker, sending him back to the guardrail.  Crispy turns around to help Hofer, but is clotheslined by Ensz, who has just gotten up.  Ensz hops back into the ring, while Crispy grabs Hofer’s chair and comes after Schlenker.  Here comes Megan Meyer!!  Meyer runs over to Schlenker and steps in front of him.  Crispy goes to swing the chair, but stops when Meyer shows up, then just brushes her off and turns around.  Meyer runs up behind Crispy and delivers a low blow to Crispy, followed by a chair shot to the head.  Crispy hits the mat and Schlenker hops back on the apron.  Ensz tags Schlenker in, while Hofer slowly gets back in the ring.  Hofer swings at Schlenker, but Schlenker ducks and grabs Hofer around the waist… ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEXES!!  Schlenker lets go after the third one, then begins to climb the turnbuckle… Mary Campbell has run out and is on the apron!!  Meyer grabs Campbell and the two begin to brawl while Schlenker launches off of the turnbuckle with a flying headbutt!  He connects!!  One… two… three!!!   Schlenker grabs Ensz and Meyer and the three of them run off with Sheetar follow.

Winners:  Wyatt Ensz/Cody Schlenker
 

Backstage:
Eric Swanson walks up to the Hauberts and tries to thank them for agreeing to the match today.  Ian tells Eric that they never agreed to it, and Owen brushes off his handshake.  The Hauberts walk away with Eric trying to stop them.
 

Tony Asp (w/Papa Weihs) vs. Ray Kimal (w/ManKid)

Asp locks up with Kimal, and Kimal reverses the lock up into an armbar.  Kimal drives Asp to the mat, but Asp fights back and gets up.  Asp grabs Kimal’s head and connects it with a flying knee.  Kimal staggers back, where Asp knocks him down with a clothesline.  Asp drops down and picks Kimal up in a sitting position, then locks on a buffalo sleeper.  Kimal fights for the ropes, then finally puts his leg up.  Asp lets go and picks Kimal up.  Kimal breaks away and kicks Asp in the gut, sending Asp to the mat.  Kimal picks Asp up and throws him to the ropes, connecting with a flying cross body block.  Asp rolls to the outside and grabs a chair.  The ref comes over and tells him to put the chair away… Tim Schumann!  Schumann slides into the ring and grabs Kimal… Fallaway Slam!!  Schumann gets out, and as Asp hops into the ring, Schumann and Weihs get into a brawl.  Asp locks Kimal’s arms, but Kimal drops out of the move and slides out of the ring to nurse his injuries.  Asp follows, but is knocked down by ManKid.  Asp gets up and grabs ManKid.  ManKid kicks Asp around, then reaches into his pocket… MANCHOWDER!!!  Asp, blinded by the powder, stumbles back in the ring, where Kimal grabs him.  Asp breaks away and blindly hooks Kimal’s arms, setting him up for the Double Underhook Driver.  This brings ManKid into the ring.  ManKid knocks Asp away, and the ref calls for the bell.  ManKid throws Asp to the ropes… FLYING PANDEMONIUM!!!  Asp is left in the ring as ManKid and Kimal walk off.  Schumann and Weihs continue into the back.

Winner: (by DQ) Tony Asp
 

Backstage:
Corey Vilhauer walks up to Stepdaddy and tells him good luck in tonight’s match.
The Tall Boys, sitting at a table in back, see the Froot Booties walk by.  Matt Miller mocks them as they walk by.  Miller turns back around, and Ryan Swanson jumps Miller, sending him into the table.  “Mr. Russell” gets up and grabs Swanson, but is kicked away by Big Fresh.  The two tag teams begin to brawl, leaving Miller and Russell in the concession stands.
The camera cuts to another area, where Papa Weihs and Schumann are still fighting.  Eventually, Schumann’s punch is blocked, and Weihs kicks him in the stomach… PAPA STUNNER!  Weihs kicks him and walks away.
 

Jim Peterson vs. Eric Swanson

Swanson walks out and cuts an interview, talking about how he is going to beat Jim and stuff.  The interview is cut short as Jim Peterson runs out and slides into the ring.  Peterson kicks Swanson into the corner and splashes him.  Swanson staggers out, and is taken down with a short clothesline.  Peterson picks up the downed Swanson, causing Swanson to bust out and kick Peterson.  Swanson kicks again, but Peterson blocks and corkscrews Swanson’s leg.  Swanson hits the mat, then takes Peterson down with a leg sweep.  Peterson loses his balance and falls into the turnbuckle, where Swanson slowly gets to his feet.  Peterson steps out, but is punched in the gut as he approaches Swanson.  Swanson grabs Peterson and picks him up… Piledriver!  Swanson throws Peterson to the ropes… Peterson ducks, but is caught the second time back by a boot to the face.  Peterson slowly gets to his knees, then rolls out of the ring.  Swanson climbs over the ropes and to the floor, following Peterson.  Peterson walks up the ramp a bit and waits for Swanson.  Swanson stops and stares at Peterson, and as Peterson looks around, Ryan Swanson and Big Fresh pop out from the entryway and attack Peterson.  Peterson turns and kicks Ryan off the ramp and into the crowd, while Big Fresh latches onto Peterson.  Peterson tries to get Fresh off, but Fresh drops down and delivers a low blow.  Peterson falls to his knees, where Big Fresh runs over and kicks his head.  Peterson falls back, causing Big Fresh to lock a leglock onto him.  Eric climbs back in the ring to tell the ref to stop counting… and here comes Sam Larson!!  Larson runs in and knocks Big Fresh off of Peterson, then picks him up and tosses him off the ramp.  Peterson gets up and limps to the ring.  Meanwhile, Larson and Ryan begin brawling in the crowd.  In the ring, Peterson hops in… and is caught by Eric Swanson… CONJECTIVITUS!!  Peterson struggles… gains a foothold… and BREAKS OUT!  Swanson steps back while Jim kicks Swanson…’I FUCK YOU’ POWERBOMB!!!  Peterson goes for the pin… HE GETS IT!!  Peterson rolls out of the ring and helps Larson with the Froot Booties.

Winner:  Jim Peterson
 

Backstage:
Peterson and Larson kick the Froot Booties into a room backstage.  Ryan Swanson gets up and looks around… when Matt Miller and “Mr. Russell” jump out and begin pounding on the SFWF tag champs.
Meanwhile, as Peterson is leaving, he is jumped by Jason Hofer and Crispy.  Peterson is left knocked out cold.
 

Main Event:
The Hauberts vs. Comfy and Cozy

Ian and Rumpshaker face off in the ring.  Ian tosses Rumpshaker into the corner, then locks him up in the Tree of Woe.  Ian and Owen take turns kicks Slim until the ref runs over and sends Owen back.  Slim gets out and walks over to his corner, where he tags Stepdaddy in.  Stepdaddy hops in and tackles Ian.  Ian hits the mat and tries to get up, but Stepdaddy keeps punching.  Finally, Owen hops in and kicks Stepdaddy off.  Stepdaddy gets up and walks back over to Slim, tagging him back in.  Slim looks at him, then gets in.  Ian goes after Slim, but Slim ducks out of the way.  Slim trips Ian into the turnbuckle, then picks him up and sets him up… SODAMIGO!!  Slim kicks Ian in the ass, sending Ian to the mat reeling in pain.  Owen starts to get out, but the ref holds him back.  Slim picks Ian up, and Ian kicks Slim out.  Ian runs over and tags Owen in.  Owen hops in and runs at Slim, who backs up into the corner.  Owen grabs Slim, throws him to the ropes, and clotheslines him out.  Owen then turns to Stepdaddy, who jumps in the ring. Owen jumps at Stepdaddy, but Stepdaddy steps out of the way.  Stepdaddy kicks Owen… MOCHA DROP!!!!  Stepdaddy stops Ian, who has just jumped in, and throws him to the corner… MOCHA BOMB!!!  Stepdaddy looks at the two Hauberts, then walks off.  Rumpshaker Slim slides into the ring and lays an arm over one of the downed Hauberts and gets the pin.  Slim looks up as Stepdaddy walks off.  Slim goes after him, but is stopped by Eric Swanson, who has just walked down the aisle.  Swanson grabs a mic.  “Listen, Slim.  I said before that I don’t like to be made an ass out of.  Now, just because you are some mid-card jobber-to-the-stars doesn’t mean you are impervious to what I can do.”  Slim backs up into the ring and gets in.  When Slim gets in, the Hauberts get up and grab him.  Surprised, Slim looks around, thinking the Hauberts are still out cold.  “Ian, will you do me the honors?”  Ian looks at Eric, then punches Slim in the gut.  Ian begins beating the hell out of Rumpshaker, until suddenly, music starts up.  All four men look to the entrance, where Corey Vilhauer runs out.  Swanson stops Vilhauer, while the Hauberts let go of Slim and grab Corey.  Slim slides out the back as Swanson grabs a chair.  Swanson goes after Corey… Corey moves… Eric smashes Owen over the head with a chair!!  Owen hits the mat as Vilhauer kicks Swanson in the gut… PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  Ian turns to go after Swanson, but is caught by Rumpshaker…. Slim throws him out of the ring and the show goes off the air…
 

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