Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer walks out with the entire Corporation.  "A new era has begun in SFWF wrestling.  The era of the Corporation.  This dynasty we have amassed began nearly a month ago, with our acquisistion of Stepdaddy - the man who made me famous.  By slamming this unlikely pairing into full motion, I have taken my corporate members and driven them to greatness.  Which brings me to the first ever Corporation roll call.  First i bring to you Breezy Bryant, the first woman to hold the Women's championship twice.  By her side is former women's champion Laura Kumm, and next to her we have Mary Campbell - our hitman...i mean our hit woman.  Behind me stands the man who redefined the hardcore circuit in the SFWF by demolishing Matt Miller, a former commisioner and current pussy, to become the current BBBoIF holder.  This man is Tim Jewell.  To his left stands Jason Hofer.  Jason is probably the winningest lightweight in SFWF history, and for these accomplishments as well as his shrewd business skill he is also recognized as the SFWF commisioner.  Jason Hofer is responsible for a lot of things.  In the beginnings of the SFWF, Jason demolished a steel cage to win his first lightweight belt, then revealed the identity of the man they called ManKid.  To his left is our newest member - a former adversary who finally saw the light.  A former U.S. and world champ, Owen Haubert.  To my immediate right is the most important member of my Corporation.  This man needs no introduction.  He began his career misguided by the fans.  He also fought through his career, gaining numerous titles, without help from anyone.  This man defied me - with sucess - and is the only person i could ever count on to get anything done.  This man is former world champ and current two time U.S. champ Stepdaddy.  And then there is me.  I am.. "  "FULL OF SHIT!!!"  Vilhauer turns and watches the entrance way as Jim Peterson walks out.  "Vilhauer, if you feed this audience one more line of bull shit like you have been, then you will be feeling my foot up your ass.  Let me finish it for you.  'now we have Corey Vilhauer.  Screwer of everyone in the SFWF.  And obviously master brainwasher.'  Do you people not realize what Vilhauer has done to you?  He has taken your integrity and crushed it, all for another buck!"  "Jim, save us the speech.  I figured you would come out here and make a scene.  So i have decided to make a special announcement while you are here.  As everyone knows, Wrestlemania is 25 days away.  And as everyone knows, Jim Peterson has stumbled into a World Title match.  Now, i understand that anyone who is not part of my corporation is jealous, and with jealousy comes harsh judgements.  So, naturally, i am prepared for anything to keep this match equal.  Therefore, in the effort that any of our not-so-respectable refs, especially the Seasoned Meat ref Terry Taylor, should be bribed or tricked, i have signed a special impartial guest referee."  "Who is that, Vilhauer?"  "Oh, you will see, Jimmy P."  The corporation gets out of the ring to head to the back, but Peterson blocks his way.  "Vilhauer, i don't think we are done yet.  I look at your group and i see that every belt is in your hands.  Well, after tonight, i guarantee that you will have lost some of them.  Of course, i noticed that you are too chicken shit to sign anyone in any matches tonight."  "Jim, that is not true.  Tonight Breezy is taking on Heather Curtis and Tim Jewell is taking on the Tortilla Terror."  "Yeah, Vilhauer, but what about the big gold... what about your World belt... what about Stepdaddy's U.S. belt.  Or are you just a bunch of shits?"  Hearing this, Stepdaddy erupts.  "WHAT?!?!  I've had enough of your fuckin' insults, Peterson.  You've got a match tonight.  Me and you."  Peterson shakes his head.  "I don't want your belt Charles.  But i know who does."  Tim Schumann walks out and the match is signed.
 

Breezy Bryant vs. Heather Curtis

Bryant tries to wear Curtis down with several kicks to the knee, but Curtis finally gets Bryant down with an arm bar.  Bryant reaches the ropes and kicks Curtis off.  Curtis jumps up and tries to send Bryant down with a flying lariat, but Bryant catches her arm and puts her in a crossface crippler kind of move.  Curtis gives up.
Winner:  Bryant
 

interview:
Ryan Swanson walks out and goes on a rampage about how Owen Haubert cost them the tag match last week.  Ryan challenges Owen for a match later in the show.
 

Masked Tag Team vs. Crispy and Cozy

Crispy and Cozy walk to the ringside, and the lights go out.  When they come back on, the masked tag team has arrived in the ring and they begin to demolish Crispy and Cozy.  Masked guy number one Powerbombs R'shaker to the mat, while masked guy number two throws Crispy over the rope.  After the match, the masked men take off thier black shirts to reveal more black shirts with messages on them... "Comfy and Corey vs. US -- Live @ Wrestlemania".  The crowd goes wild.
Winner:  the masked tag team
 

Tim Jewell vs. The Tortilla Terror

Jewell tries to drop kick T.T, but T.T. grabs his legs and swings him to the corner.  T.T. runs to the back and comes back with a bat and Megan Meyer.  Jewell climbs the ropes and jumps at T.T., sending the Terror to the safety rail.  Jewell grabs the bat and goes to hit T.T., but Meyer jumps in the way and starts flirting with him.  Jewell sets the bat down and Meyer kicks Jewell in the balls.  T.T. gets up and throws Jewell in the ring, where he gets on the top rope and comes down on Jewell with the bat.  He then picks Jewell up and throws him to the ropes, executing the "Flying Pandemonium."  T.T. pins Jewell for the win to become the new BBBoIF champ.
Winner:  Tortilla Terror
 

interview
Eric Swanson

Eric walks out with a mic.  "I've only got a few things to say.  The first deals with the respect i should be getting in this league.  I deserve to be facing Stepdaddy tonight for the U.S. belt.  I deserve another world title shot.  The Sons of Sheetar deserve more shots.  I know we are small, but we have quality in our smallness.  And to only be considered week in and week out for the women's and BBBoIF shots, it kind of concerns me as to where the priorities of our executive commitee are.  So, as my contract states, i get one more guarunteed title shot... and i want my World title shot the Monday after Wrestlemania.  Me verses either Vilhauer or Peterson.  I want it, and i will get it.  If i have to turn heel, i will.  I will do anything, but i want my shot.  If Tim Schumann gets shots, then i rightfully deserve mine.  Which brings me to my next point.  Tim Schumann -- get out here.  Cody Schlenker -- get out here."  Both men walk out.  "This is going to be short.  Eric Swanson vs. Tim Schumann vs. Cody Schlenker.  This Wrestlemania.  You pussies up for it?"  Schumann and Schlenker nod thier heads and everyone leaves.
 

Nichole Green vs. Beka Reiser

Green walks out with a shirt that says "Nichole 3:16"  On the back it read "I just punked Tim Jewell."  Beka walked out with Bianka Groves.  In the middle of the match, Mary Campbell walked out and started screaming at her that this was from Jewell and Breezy Bryant.  Campbell jumped in the ring while Laura Kumm ran out to distract the ref and hit Green over the head with a 2x4.  As Beka went for a pin, Campbell smashed Reiser with the 2x4 and walked out of the ring.  Kumm and Groves went at it outside the ring and eventually beat each other to the back.  Then Tracy Holmoe ran out and jumped in the ring.  The ref tried to get her out but Holmoe knocked him down.  She cleared the ring and kicked Green and Reiser out to the floor.  Holmoe grabbed a mic and said "I once again have been slighted.  So lets make some Wrestlemania magic happen."  Tracy holds up a mask.  "I have Jason Hofer's mask, a mask i stole while he was showering in his locker room.  Now, in order to get this mask back, Jason Hofer must sign me into the Breezy Bryant/Nichole Green matchup.  If not, Jason will be without identity for a long time."  Holmoe jumps out of the ring as the ref wakes up.  Green has crawled back in the ring and the ref starts counting.  Beka Reiser is counted out.
Winner:  Green
 

Owen Haubert vs. Ryan Swanson

Ryan throws Owen into the ropes and Owen somehow gets tied up.  Big Fresh walks out and hits Owen in the head with a chair, then tells him that paybacks are a bitch.  Ryan pins Owen, who has become quite the bitch himself lately.
Winner:  Swanson
 

Jason Hofer vs. Wyatt Ensz

Jason Hofer walked out with his stolen ManKid mask.  This match was quickly eradicated because when the bell rang, Sam Larson ran out and grabbed the dented chair used by Big Fresh earlier and tries to hit Wyatt.  Wyatt turns around and the two start arguing.  Hofer grabs Wyatt and rolls him up for a freakishly quick win.  Ensz and Larson start fighting and stuff.  Larson knocks Ensz out of the ring and grabs a mic.  He challenges Hofer to a match at Wrestlemania, and Hofer accepts.  Then Jim Peterson walks out.  He confronts the two Seasoned Meat lightweights about thier recent fighting.  Ensz pushes Peterson away and leaves.
Winner:  Hofer
 

interview:
Press Your Luck

Yoda, Ian Haubert, "Mr. Russell", and Matt Miller all come out.  Yoda talks about how Vilhauer has never really given him a chance to prove himself, and for this reason Yoda never has any good matches.  Ian bitches about how Vilhauer ruined Owen and how he never gets any U.S. Heavyweight shots.  "Mr. Russell" makes the same "you don't treat me right" speech and complains about the tag team ranks, how there are only really two teams that ever get big.  Finally, Matt Miller walks out and yells at Vilhauer about how he is the worst president in the history of wrestling and how someday he will realize the error of his ways.  He also tells us that his lawyer is working on some ideas on how to bring him back as commisioner of the SFWF.
 

Backstage...
As camera's go backstage, we see Jim Peterson talking to R'shaker Slim.
 

Main Event:
Stepdaddy vs. Tim Schumann

Stepdaddy started out strong against Schumann, but eventually, Schumann gained the upper hand.  Eric Swanson walked out and was observing the action.  Stepdaddy tried to execute an early Mocha Drop, but the move was turned into a roll up.  Stepdaddy kicked out just in time, and Schumann got up to try some more moves.  Stepdaddy countered one of them and kicked Schumann in the gut.  About this time, Corey Vilhauer walked to ringside.  Swanson had long since walked to the back, and Vilhauer made it to ringside without problem.  Vilhauer sat down at the announcing table and chatted with the broadcasters for a while.  Stepdaddy threw Schumann to the ropes and Schumann held on.  As Stepdaddy ran after him, Schumann flipped him over the top.  The two contined wrestling in the ring... but that is not important right now.  At the entrance way, Rumpshaker Slim walked out and was eyeing the match.  R'shaker ran to ringside and grabbed a chair.  Vilhauer got up to stop him, but before he could, someone jumped out from the audience.  This person grabbed the chair from R'shaker and smashed it over his head.  In the ring, Stepdaddy was down, and the person from the outside reached in to pull Stepdaddy out.  They had a breather, and as Stepdaddy got back in the ring, R'shaker slowly got up and tripped Stepdaddy.  Schumann ran over, grabbed Stepdaddy, and put him in the Conjuctivitus.  Stepdaddy gave up.  R'shaker ran to the back with the man running after him.  As R'shaker made it to the back, Jim Peterson walked out and clobbered the man.  Vilhauer, seeing this, jumped up and ran to meet Peterson.  The two fought and we are out of time...
 
 

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