Monday, 17 April, 2000

Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer walks out to cheers.  He grabs a mic and looks around, then begins to speak.  “What we saw Thursday was nothing short of dispicable.  To see a former champion, our current champion, turn his back on all of you… well, it just makes me sick.  Stepdaddy.  A man I helped on numerous occasions, a man I helped get that title shot.  A man I once trusted.  Who is he fighting for now?  None of us know.  In the back, all of us are puzzled by the change in attitude.  All of us are wondering why it happened… but no one more than Stepdaddy’s tag team partner Rumpshaker Slim.  Slim was talking to me in the back, and he told me something.  Slim told me that Stepdaddy had been acting funny lately, that Stepdaddy hadn’t been himself.  Slim also told me one final thing… that as long as he lives, he will not forgive Stepdaddy.  A turn in the direction that Stepdaddy took means a lot, especially if you have Eric Swanson on your side…but I can’t just sit by and let it happen.  Tonight, in the main event, one of two people will receive their wish.  Tonight, I will face Rumpshaker Slim.  The winner will continue on to Wrestlemania II to face Stepdaddy for the SFWF World Title.  And one of us will get our revenge…”  “Hold on a minute, Vilhauer.”  Eric Swanson walks out.  “Seeing as you are giving yourself a prospective title shot, I believe I should get some time.  Stepdaddy has nothing to do with me.  I still hate the bastard.  Stepdaddy is on his own right now.  And that’s fine with me.. I have bigger problems.  The Hauberts.”  The crowd gives a mixed reaction.  Vilhauer walks over to Swanson.  “That’s funny, Eric… because I know for a fact that Owen’s got a problem with you.  So, just to make things interesting, I’ve signed another match for the upcoming Wrestlemania… You will be facing Owen Haubert.”  Swanson shakes his head and backs up.  “Yes, Swanson, you will be facing Owen Haubert… and don’t think you will be getting off easy.  You’ve screwed him, you’ve screwed his brother… and now you’ve screwed yourself.  I’m going to enjoy the set up for this.”  Swanson drops his mic and stomps off.
 

SFWF Women’s Title Match
Breezy Bryant vs. Tracy Holmoe

Holmoe begins by chopping Bryant into the corner.  Bryant reverses her position, sending Holmoe into the turnbuckle.  Bryant kicks Holmoe..DDT!  Holmoe slowly gets up and fights her way out of a grapple, only to be hit with a side suplex.  Bryant picks Holmoe up and tosses her into the ropes.  Holmoe bounces back and slides under a kick, grabs Bryant’s leg, and trips her up.  Bryant hits the canvas and Holmoe picks her up.  Holmoe dropkicks Bryant into the turnbuckle, setting her up for a reverse suplex.  Bryant elbows backward, Holmoe falls back, and Bryant flies off the turnbuckle with an atomic elbow.  Holmoe moves as Bryant smashes into the canvas, sending the ref to the mat as well.  With this, Bianka Groves walks to the entrance way, claiming she should be the #1 contender, since she beat both Tracy Holmoe and Beka Reiser.  As Groves walks to the ring, Mary Campbell steps out and tells everyone that SHE should be the #1 contender, for beating former champion Megan Meyer, as well as two guys.  Groves turns around to fight Campbell, and the two duke it out.  Meanwhile, in the ring, the ref wakes up and sees Holmoe going for the Holmoe-plex!!  SHE HITS IT!!  ONE…. TWO… THR… Bryant kicks out!  Holmoe rolls away, gets up, and is caught with a kick to the gut.  Bryant picks Holmoe up, throws her to the ropes, ducks a clothesline… powerslam!!  Bryant goes for the pin… she’s got it!!  Bryant hops out of the ring to get away from Campbell and Groves.

Winner:  Breezy Bryant
 

Backstage:
Terry Taylor is standing by with ManKid.  ManKid tells Taylor that The Hauberts turned their backs on him.  ManKid explains that just because the Hauberts hate Eric Swanson doesn’t mean they have to turn their backs on everyone else.  ManKid then tells Taylor that he hopes the Hauberts have fun with their new ‘good’ friends.
Meanwhile, Big Fresh is talking to Ryan Swanson about the lost tag belts.  Fresh tells Swanson not to fuss, that he should go after the Lightweight strap.  Swanson agrees and both walk off.
 

SFWF Lightweight Championship match
Sam Larson vs. Wyatt Ensz

Larson grabs Ensz and locks him into a strength test, which Ensz wins by kicking Larson and flipping him over his shoulder.  Larson gets up and goes after Ensz again, but Ensz ducks a dropkick, then grabs the fallen Larson and locks a sharpshooter on.  Larson reaches the ropes and Ensz lets go, but not before kicking Larson in the groin.  Ensz grabs Larson and throws him to the ropes.  Larson blocks a clothesline and turns it into a reverse DDT.  Larson picks Ensz up, but Ensz breaks away and kicks Larson in the side.  Larson stumbles back, then comes forward and kicks Ensz.  Ensz is hit hard back into the ropes, where Larson charges him and flips him over the top.  Ensz hits the mats and slowly gets up.  Larson hops onto the apron and moonsaults onto a standing Ensz.  Larson gets up and picks Ensz up, tossing him in the ring.  Ensz is thrown into the ropes… FLYING CROSS BODY BONCH!!  Larson goes for the pin… one.. two.. three!!!  Larson gets up and sees Ryan Swanson and Jason Hofer walking to the ring.  Ryan gets in and distracts Larson, while Hofer smashes a chair over his head.  Hofer then picks Ensz up and smashes a chair over his head as well.  Swanson grabs a mic and tells the fans that the lightweight division now belongs to The Sons of Sheetar, then walks off.

Winner: Sam Larson
 

Backstage:
The Tall Boys are sitting at a table, drinking whiskey again.  Both men have their tag belts, and both are watching the happenings on the screen.  Matt Miller makes fun of Ryan Swanson, and both men laugh.
Meanwhile, Terry Taylor catches Jason Hofer and Ryan Swanson.  Hofer tells Taylor that he paid Larson back for his comments at OYT: Testicular Fortitude.  Swanson grabs the mic and goes off about The Sons of Sheetar and the lightweight talent it possesses.
 

Interview:
Jim Peterson

Peterson walks out with a mic.  The crowd erupts as Peterson enters the ring and begins to talk.  “Stepdaddy… STEPDADDY….You are the lowest piece of shit in that locker room out there.  You betray friendships, you throw away your life… all for some prestige.  Well… I’d be lying if I said I was dissapointed.  I am.  But it’s all right.  You can stay on that side as long as you want, Charles… but rest assured, you’re not going to get any rest anytime soon.  I have made a commitment to stand behind Rumpshaker Slim… a commitment you once made, and broke.  He’s got a trusting friend in me, you low life two bit asshole.”  Peterson throws the mic down and stomps off very angry.
 

Backstage:
Beka Reiser and Heather Curtis are talking.  Tracy Holmoe shows up, and Curtis tells Reiser to wait up.  Curtis turns around and smashes Holmoe in the face, sending her back to the wall.  Curtis and Reiser begin to walk off, when Holmoe gets up, calls for Megan Meyer, who is walking by, and both jump the two women.  Holmoe and Meyer walk off after leaving Curtis and Reiser lying.
Meanwhile, Terry Taylor has Tim Schumann.  Schumann rants on how he is constantly getting screwed by Ray Kimal.  Schumann tells Taylor that there isn’t room in the SFWF for both of them.. and that he is challenging Kimal to a No DQ Retirement match at Wrestlemania.  Schumann walks away.
 

SFWF BBBoIF championship match
ManKid vs. Papa Weihs

Weihs starts out by throwing a garbage can full of items into the ring.  ManKid grabs a rake and swings at Weihs.  Weihs ducks the rake, picks up a toaster, and throws it at ManKid.  ManKid is hit, staggers back, and runs at Weihs.  Weihs ducks a clothesline and grabs ManKid as he bounces back.  Belly to belly suplex!  Weihs picks ManKid up again and dropkicks him out of the ring.  Weihs grabs a baseball bat and hops onto the turnbuckle, jumping off at ManKid on the outside of the ring.  ManKid moves and Weihs smashes into the announce table, sending the bat into his own face.  Weihs busts open, while ManKid reenters the ring and waits.  Blood streaming, Weihs hops into the ring and kicks ManKid.  ManKid falls back and picks up a chair, swinging it when Weihs attempts a guillotine leg drop.  Weihs stumbles back over the pile of garbage, while ManKid gets up.  As Weihs gets up, ManKid throws the chair into Weihs’ face.  Weihs catches it and has the chair dropkicked into his face.  ManKid throws Weihs to the ropes, catching him.. Weihs slips out of the Flying Pandemonium!!  Weihs spins ManKid around… PAPA STUNNER!!!  Weihs goes for the pin… one… two… three!!  ManKid rolls out and starts walking to the back.  From the crowd, Crispy hops into the ring and grabs Weihs… DIAPER RASH!!  ManKid turns around and watches as Crispy drops Weihs, points to ManKid, and gives him the thumbs up.  ManKid just stares.

Winner: Papa Weihs
 

Backstage:
Ryan Swanson is found laid out near the dressing rooms.  Big Fresh finds him and helps him to the back.
The Tall Boys are seen in another area – completely drunk.  “Mr. Russell” bets Matt Miller that he can’t handle Big Fresh.  Miller tells Russell that he can do one better, then stumbles off.
 

The Hauberts vs. The Winos

Ian starts out in the ring with Tim Schumann.  Schumann blocks a punch and sends Ian back with a superkick.  Ian comes back and clotheslines Schumann, sending Schumann back to the corner.  Schumann slowly gets up as Ian tags his brother in.  Owen hops in and grabs Schumann, T-bone suplexing him.  Schumann hops up and kicks Owen back.  Owen grabs ahold of Schumann again and throws him to the ropes, connecting with a back drop as Schumann comes bounding back.  Schumann hits the mat and rolls out of the ring.  Owen hops out of the ring and grabs Schumann.  Schumann breaks away, then kicks Owen.  Owen barely flinches as he steps up and suplexes Schumann onto the outside mats.  Owen hops back in the ring and tags Ian in as Schumann slowly gets up.  Ian grabs Schumann as he gets in the ring and throws him into the corner.  Schumann stumbles out of the corner, but is clotheslined hard.  Ian picks Schumann up, but Schumann grabs a leg and dragon screws Ian down.  Schumann gets up and crawls to the corner… Ian gets up and stomps Schumann.  From the apron, Cody Schlenker begins to climb the turnbuckle… Here comes Eric Swanson!!  Swanson slides into the ring.  Swanson takes the chair he is holding, swings it…and smashes it over Owen’s head on the outside.  Eric turns to get Ian, but TONY ASP IS IN THE RING!!  Asp kicks Swanson… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!!  Asp pulls Swanson out of the ring as the ref calls for the bell.  The Hauberts grab Swanson from Asp and walk off with him.  Meanwhile, in the ring, Schumann gets up and looks around… then turns to see Ray Kimal walking to the ring.  Schumann hops out of the ring, but Kimal produces a chain from behind his back and smashes Schumann in the face.  Schlenker hops onto the turnbuckle again, but Kimal punches him and sets him up on the turnbuckle… TOP ROPE DVD!!! TOP ROPE DVD!!!  Kimal spits on Schlenker, kicks Schumann as he walks by, and heads to the back.  Schlenker doesn’t move.  EMT’s run out to help Schlenker to the back.

Winners (by DQ): The Hauberts
 

Backstage:
Terry Taylor grabs Tony Asp.  Asp tells Taylor that while they may not be on the same page, he understands where the Hauberts are coming from.  Asp looks to the camera and says that regardless of everything, Ian still owes him something.
As Tony Asp leaves, Ray Kimal runs up.  Kimal tells Taylor that Schlenker was made an example, and that Tim Schumann would feel what it is like soon enough.
 

Main Event
Winner to face SFWF Champion at SFWF Wrestlemania II
Corey Vilhauer vs. Rumpshaker Slim

Vilhauer enters the ring, followed by Slim.  Slim and Vilhauer lock up, with Vilhauer sending Slim to the ropes.  Slim blocks a punch and counters with a spinning heel kick.  Vilhauer lands on his ass and slowly gets up.  Slim grabs Vilhauer and locks him in a leg lock, sending Vilhauer scrambling for the ropes.  Slim lets go, allowing Vilhauer a bit of breathing room.  Vilhauer gets up and kicks Slim back to the corner.  Slim bounds out and clobbers Vilhauer.  Vilhauer hits the mat hard and rolls outside.  Slim hops onto the turnbuckle… senton bomb onto Vilhauer!!  Vilhauer is knocked back into the guard rail as Slim gets up and kicks him.  Slim grabs Vilhauer and throws him into the ring steps.  Vilhauer hits the stairs and busts open.  Vilhauer looks down at the blood on his hands and turns around.  Slim jumps at him, but Vilhauer knocks Slim out of the way and pulls him in the ring.  Slim goes for a dropkick, but Vilhauer moves.  Vilhauer picks Slim up and tosses him to the ropes… Vilhauer grabs Slim by the throat – Chokeslam!!
Slim slowly gets up, grabs Vilhauer… Vilhauer knocks Slim down.  Slim reaches for the ropes, but Vilhauer grabs his leg and pulls him away.  Slim hits hard face first, then rolls to the outside.  Vilhauer grabs him and pulls him into the ring.  Slim breaks away and kicks Vilhauer in the gut.  Vilhauer falls… Slim is climbing the ropes… RUMPSHAKER DEELUXE!!  Slim gets up from the move… Stepdaddy!!  Stepdaddy runs out to the ring.. he’s caught by Jim Peterson!!  Peterson grabs Stepdaddy and pulls him around.  Stepdaddy punches him and continues to the ring.  Slim slides out of the ring and intercepts Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy grabs Slim and tosses him to the side.  Slim hits the mat and gets back up.  Peterson and Slim hop in the ring.  Peterson grabs Stepdaddy and pulls him out.  Slim turns.. is kicked… PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  PEOPLES DDT!!  Vilhauer goes for the pin…one… two… th – Stepdaddy runs over and pulls the ref out!!  Stepdaddy grabs the ref, and Peterson hops in the ring.  Peterson turns to talk to Vilhauer… RUMPSHAKER SLIM KNOCKS HIM OUT!!  SLIM GRABS PETERSON AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!  Stepdaddy hops into the ring, grabs Vilhauer… MOCHA DROP!!!  SLIM GOES FOR THE COVER!!!  HE’S GOT IT!  RUMPSHAKER SLIM IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!!  RUMPSHAKER SLIM IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!  Stepdaddy and Slim stare each other down in the ring… THEY SHAKE HANDS!!!  RUMPSHAKER SLIM IS WITH STEPDADDY!!  IT WAS ALL A RUSE!!  Comfy and Cozy leave the ring as Vilhauer and Peterson get up and look – shaking their heads in disgust.
 
 

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