Interview:
Corey
Vilhauer (w/Jason Hofer)
Hofer
(still wearing the ManKid mask) walks out with the mic and hands it to
Vilhauer. Vilhauer takes it and starts to talk. "It is only
two and a half weeks to the biggest PPV in SFWF history. Wrestlemania
I. And as you all know, i have selected a very un-biased person to
referee the World Title match at Wrestlemania. I announce to you,
our special guest and honorary referee for Wrestlemania, Mr. Dennis Vilhauer!!"
The crowd boos as Dennis walks out to the entrance. Corey continues.
"Now, this man is much more than just my father. He is the most trustworthy
man i could find to ref our Title match, and he has promised me to call
the match right down the middle. Now, we in the Corporation have
a few more things to say regarding Wrestlemania, as well as for our card
tonight. Tonight we have signed two matches. Call these matches
"warm-up" matches. First of all, Jim Peterson will be facing Cody
Schlenker in a no-holds barred matchup. Now, i know Peterson is not
in the building right now, so he will have no problem with that.
Secondly, Jason Hofer has an anouncement." Vilhauer hands the mic
to Hofer. "Thank you Corey. It has come to my attention that
a one Tracy Holmoe is requesting to be entered into the Women's title match
at Wrestlemania. Tonight i will give her that chance. But in
order to get that chance, i must recieve my mask back now." Hofer
turns to the entrance, and "nobody gunna hold me down" (that old 80's song)
blares from the PA. The crowd erupts as Tracy Holmoe walks out.
She is holding Hofer's mask. Hofer gets out of the ring, and Holmoe
reluctantly gives Hofer the mask. "Thank you Tracy. Now, your opportunity
is this. Tonight you will face an opponent. If you can prove
yourself by defeating this opponent, you will be entered into the Women's
title match at Wrestlemania. Do you agree?" "Jason, i don't
give a damn who you put me up against. I can beat any woman in this
league." "Tracy, who said you were facing a woman? (the crowd boos
- Jason looks around and motions for them to shut up. They don't,
and they start chanting "limp dick". Vilhauer gets very mad.) Tracy,
tonight you will face me. Jason Hofer, and the match will happen
right after the commercial break. Now leave, our President has one
last item to address." Hofer hands the mic back to Corey. "I
have a message for the leader of the Sons of Sheetar. Eric Swanson...
you come out here demanding a title shot, but you fail to remember that
i don't just GIVE title shots to anyone. You have to EARN a title
shot. So it goes like this. Tonight, in a non-title matchup,
you will face the president of the SFWF... me. If you do so happen
to get lucky and defeat me, then you will earn a World Title shot the Monday
after Wrestlemania." Hearing this, Eric Swanson walks out.
"Vilhauer, that sounds great... what is the catch?" "Eric, i am glad
you asked. Since nobody wants a World Title match refereed by some
rookie, i have decided to test out my father's ability to call the shots
TONIGHT. Our main event of Corey Vilhauer vs. Eric Swanson will be
called by none other than Dennis Vilhauer. Now get out of here so
the first match can start." Swanson rushes the ring, but Dennis jumps
out and clotheslines him.
Tracy Holmoe vs. Jason Hofer
Holmoe
and Hofer square off by brawling their way around the ring.
Hofer throws Holmoe to the ropes and stuff, but Holmoe slips through and
out to the floor. After about five minute of wrestling, Nichole Green
casually walks out. She grabs a chair and attempts to hit Holmoe
with it, but Holmoe ducks and the chair hits the ropes, springing back
and hitting Green herself. Hofer takes advantage of the distraction
and sets Holmoe up for the coma-plex. Holmoe kick around and works
her way out of the set-up, reversing the move into a piledriver.
Holmoe drops down and gets up to go to the turnbuckle. With this,
Breezy Bryant runs out. Jason Hofer gets up, and Breezy Bryant jumps
on the ring apron with the Women's belt. Hofer grabs the belt from
Bryant and tries to hit Holmoe with it. Instead, Holmoe dropkicks
the belt, sending it into Hofer's face and knocking him out. Holmoe
makes the pin.
Winner:
Holmoe
Ryan Swanson/Big Fresh vs. Wyatt Ensz/Terry Taylor
Before
the match starts, Big Fresh takes a chair and smashes Ensz in the head.
Taylor, meanwhile, as the bell rings, gets thrown to the corner and gets
the Tornado DDT put on him by Swanson. Ensz is bleeding from his
forehead, and as Swanson pins Taylor, Ensz challenges Big Fresh to a match
at Wrestlemania.
Winners:
Swanson/B.F.
Laura Kumm/Mary Campbell vs. Beka Reiser/Heather Curtis
The
two teams wrestle and stuff. Campbell gets thrown out onto the Portugeese
Broadcasting table, and Kumm is stuck with both Reiser and Curtis in the
ring. Curtis slaps an arm-bar on Kumm as Reiser gets her legs with
the "fuckin' figure-four". Kumm gives up.
Winner:
Reiser/Curtis
Yoda vs. Sam Larson vs. Tim Jewell
High
flying action abound as Jewell and Yoda mix it up in the ring while the
smarter, more experienced Sam Larson sits outside. When the two inside
get tired enough, Larson gets in and throws Jewell to the ropes, then connects
with the Flying Cross Body Bonch. Larson picks Jewell up and throws
him over, then sets Yoda up on the turnbuckle for a springboard Bamf Huracanrana.
Larson pins Yoda.
Winner:
Larson
backstage...
The
announcers hear that a ruckus is starting backstage, and several cameras
are dispatched. We see The Tortilla Terror layed out in the back,
and as Megan Meyer runs over to him, she sees Tim Jewell running away.
Thinking Jewell did it, Meyer runs after him. Matt Miller walks from
behind the corner with a crowbar. Meanwhile, another camera finds
Wyatt Ensz bandaging his hurt head. Sam Larson walks by and Ensz
calls him a primadonna under his breath. Larson hears this and confronts
Ensz about it, but Ensz just walks away. In another part of the arena,
the masked tag team are seen getting out of thier limo. Corey Vilhauer
is contacted, and in a matter of seconds, Vilhauer is meeting them and
telling them to leave the building. The two refuse and they push
Vilhauer away. Vilhauer calls security and the guards surround the
two men. On the other side of the parking lot, Jim Peterson arrives,
and the crowd goes crazy.
Jim Peterson vs. Cody Schlenker
Peterson
starts out strong against Schlenker, but Schlenker counters an attempted
piledriver and dropkicks Peterson back. Peterson hits the corner
and Schlenker runs at him, but is met with a foot in the face. Schlenker
falls to the mat and Peterson stands on his back. Peterson works
on Schlenker's neck for a while, then signals for the 'Meat-grinder' powerbomb.
As Peterson is going for it, the crowd starts booing. Owen Haubert
walks to ringside and grabs a mic. "Peterson, on behalf of SFWF management
and also on behalf of myself, i have this message to give to you."
Peterson turns around and Owen kicks Peterson in the balls. Peterson
falls and Ian Haubert walks out. Owen sees him and runs into the
crowd. Ian follows him. Schlenker, while Peterson is on the
ground, slaps on a crossface crippler, forcing Peterson to give up.
Winner:
Schlenker
"Mr. Russell" vs. Rumpshaker Slim
Russell
and R'shaker trade blows for a while, and Russell gets knocked down by
a legsweep. R'shaker climbs the ropes, and the lights go out.
Stepdaddy's music starts and Stepdaddy walks down the aisle. R'shaker
turns and is hit from behind by Russell as the lights come back on.
Russell grabs the shaken R'shaker and rolls him up for the win. Russell
leaves and R'shaker and Stepdaddy go nose to nose. Stepdaddy challenges
R'shaker to a fight right now, and the two get in the ring to start the
match.
Winner:
"Mr. Russell"
Rumpshaker Slim vs. Stepdaddy
Before
the two can even touch each other, the lights go out once again.
When they come back on, The masked tag team has entered the ring and has
begun pounding on the two men. Stepdaddy is the victim of a two man
powerbomb, and R'shaker runs to the back. As Stepdaddy is down, the
masked tag team spraypaints the words "us vs. you. Wrestlemania"
on the ring mat. Harnesses come from the ceiling and the masked men
leave.
Main Event:
Corey
Vilhauer vs. Eric Swanson
(with
special ref Dennis Vilhauer)
Corey
and Dennis Vilhauer walk out together. Eric Swanson comes out next.
Corey starts out with a kick to the gut of Swanson. Corey then goes
for the President's DDT, but it is too early and Swanson blocks it and
suplexes Corey over. Swanson throws Corey to the corner, and as Swanson
goes to elbow him, Corey moves. Swanson and Corey exchange punches,
until the two lock up. Swanson throws Corey to the ring again, but
Corey blocks it and comes back with a clothesline. Swanson ducks,
grabs Corey, and belly to back suplexes him. Swanson goes for the
pin.. one...........two............Dennis with a very slow count.
Swanson goes to argue, and Corey grabs him by the trunks and rolls him
over. onetwoth.. Swanson kicks out of a very fast count. Swanson
gets up and throws Corey to the ropes and Corey holds on to them.
Swanson flies at him with a dropkick. Corey can't duck and flies
over the top rope. Dennis will not let Swanson leave the ring, and
eventually, Corey reenters. And Tim Schumann runs out. Tim
jumps up on the apron and when Swanson gets thrown his way, Swanson hits
him with a chair. Swanson stumbles, and Corey kicks him down.
Corey goes for the figure four, but Swanson refuses to give up. Dennis
goes to call the match, but Swanson flips the figure four over.
Corey frantically reaches for the ropes, grabs them, and Dennis tells Swanson
to let go. Swanson refuses, and Dennis bounces against the ropes,
comes back, and performs a leg drop on the back of Swanson's head.
Swanson lets the move go, and Jim Peterson runs to the ring. Peterson
jumps in and starts wailing on Dennis Vilhauer!!! Corey grabs Swanson
and hits him with the PRESIDENT'S DDT!! Corey goes for the pin, but
Dennis is getting beat up! Stepdaddy runs out and pulls Peterson
off of Dennis long enough for Dennis to count a super fast threecount.
Vilhauer wins! Peterson and Stepdaddy rumble for a while, but Peterson
throws Stepdaddy out, turns to Corey, who isn't paying attention to Jim,
just his dad, grabs Corey, and powerbombs him. Peterson and Schumann
walk back together.
Winner:
Vilhauer