Interview:
Jim Peterson

Peterson walks out with a mic to a huge pop.  “I’ve been fucked.  I’ve been fucked so many times in this league I can’t see straight.  I come to help Stepdaddy, I get fucked.  I come to help Rumpshaker Slim, I get fucked.  Well, I tell ya what… I’m not dealing with it anymore on the sidelines.  Tonight, Slim, why don’t you put your #1 contender spot on the line.  I’m calling your skinny white ass out here, Mutchler.”  Peterson turns to the entrance while Corey Vilhauer’s music starts up.  The crowd bursts into cheers as Vilhauer walks out.  “Now hold on, Jim.  I know, in the past, we haven’t been the closest.  And although we have common enemies, I know you still look at me warily.  We have history, buddy.  But that’s behind us, and we have worked all of it out.  The time is now.  You want Rumpshaker.  I want Stepdaddy.  But they are both in the main event.  So this time, instead of the many times I have TAKEN AWAY title shots, I am going to give you one.  I was talking to the championship committee in the back, and they agree that for the good of the company, and for the good of SFWF Wrestlemania, the main event is going to be a four-way elimination matchup between Stepdaddy, Rumpshaker Slim, YOU… and ME.  The crowd cheers huge for this as Peterson hops out of the ring and shakes Vilhauer’s hand.  “There is only one catch.  It has been suggested that I give Rumpshaker Slim a chance to put his word in, to save a huge confrontation.  And I agree… but I have done it my own way.  Tonight, in our main event, you, Jim, will face Slim in that very ring in a no DQ matchup.  If you win, we will be allowed to stay in the Main Event of Wrestlemania.  If Slim wins… well, it’s up to him.”  Vilhauer acknowledges the crowd and walks off.
 

Beka Reiser/Megan Meyer vs. Heather Curtis/Tracy Holmoe

In this match, feuding enemies were put on the same team to try to foster some teamwork.  Curtis starts out in the ring with Meyer.  Meyer grabs Curtis and locks up, sending her to the ropes with an Irish whip.  Curtis jumps out with a forearm, causing Meyer to stagger back.  Meyer gets her composure back, then dropkicks Curtis.  Curtis and Meyer continue to fight until Meyer tags Reiser in.  Seeing her friend in, Curtis tags Holmoe in.  These two women go at it, until Holmoe dominates with a Russian leg sweep.  Holmoe jumps up and goes to tag Curtis, but Curtis refuses the tag.  Holmoe, instead of tagging, kicks Curtis off of the ropes.  This brings Curtis sliding into the ring, where the ref holds her back.  Meanwhile, Meyer hops into the ring, and she and Holmoe give Reiser a double powerbomb.  The ref turns around as Holmoe goes for the pin.  Curtis grabs Meyer, and the two of them brawl to the back, while Holmoe kicks Reiser, then leaves.

Winners:  Tracy Holmoe/Heather Curtis
 

Backstage:
Terry Taylor is standing with Mary Campbell.  Campbell begins to tell Taylor why she feels she is the number one contender to the Women’s belt.  After about 30 seconds, SFWF Women’s champ Breezy Bryant, from behind, smashes Campbell with a chair.  Taylor begins to speak up, but Bryant threatens him, and he walks off.
Meanwhile, ManKid is walking around back talking to Crispy about how the Hauberts abandoned him for greener pastures.  ManKid asks Crispy if there is any loyalty anymore, and Crispy says there is… in Sheetar.
 

Sam Larson/Wyatt Ensz vs. Jason Hofer/Ryan Swanson

Larson starts out in the ring against Hofer.  Hofer gains the advantage over Larson early, but Larson fights back and tags Ensz in.  Ensz hops in and the two bitter enemies brawl outside the ring.  Hofer’s Sheetar teammate Swanson hops out and both men throw Ensz into the guard rail.  This brings Larson outside the ring with a chair.  Larson runs up and smashes Hofer in the head.  Larson then runs after Swanson, but Swanson dropkicks him and drags him back to the ring.  Swanson and Larson rumble in the ring, although Swanson isn’t the legal man.  Swanson throws Larson to the corner… TORNADO DDT!!!  By this time, Hofer is up and on the apron.  Hofer hops in and goes for the pin, Ensz jumps in, and swings the chair.  Hofer moves… ENSZ HITS LARSON!!  Hofer goes for the pin again as Swanson throws Ensz out of the ring.

Winners:  Jason Hofer/Ryan Swanson
 

Backstage:
Tony Asp sees Vilhauer and calls him over.  Asp asks Vilhauer what he can do about getting him a title shot against Ian.  Asp tells Vilhauer that he has no problem with Ian, but that he believes he deserves a shot at the belt.  Vilhauer just nods and says he’ll see what he can do.
Meanwhile, Terry Taylor is back again, this time interviewing Bianka Groves, who is making her claim to the number one contender spot.  Once again, Bryant shows up and smashes a wooden chair over Groves.  Taylor backs up, then runs.
 

Interview:
Eric Swanson

Swanson walks out with Crispy and Jason Hofer to a chorus of boos.  “Stop your booing… you are all the assholes, not me...”  The boos get louder as ‘asshole’ chants pick up.  “All I’ve heard these last two weeks is how I didn’t give the Hauberts a chance… I held the Hauberts down… I am the one at fault.  Well, that’s bullshit.  I pulled all the strings I could to get Owen and Ian up on top of the SFWF.  I did all I could to make their ride to the top smooth and easy.  Hell, I urge anyone of you to tell me one hard opponent either of the Hauberts ever had as long as I had my way.  You people think that Corey Vilhauer holds all the cards.  Well, he doesn’t.  I still have the ability to sign matches.  I still have the ability to do what I want when I want.  I can still fire who-fucking-ever I want to.  My only stoppage is that Vilhauer has the final say.  But believe it or not, I got a lot of things past that asshole.  And even more unbelievable, he didn’t seem to care.  Owen… Ian… don’t think that since you are suddenly the crowd favorites that you have a bunch of protection.  If the Hauberts want to play with the President… then you can guarun-damn-tee the Hauberts are gonna get fucked.”  While Swanson is talking, the Hauberts sneak up from behind and grab Hofer and Crispy, carting them off.  Swanson stops talking and turns around, only to see Owen and Ian Haubert standing in his way.  Ian grabs a mic.  “So… you want to fuck with me and my brother?  Bring it on, bitch.”  Eric turns to run, but is caught by Owen.  Owen throws Swanson at Ian, who lifts Swanson up.  Owen runs under him… HAUBERT DEATH DROP!!!  The Hauberts walk off as the crowd reaches a deafening level.
 

Big Fresh vs. Ray Kimal

Before the match, Big Fresh chatters on about how he is going to prove to the world that he is indeed hardcore.  Fresh then says “what better way to do that than by beating a former BBBoIF champion.  Fresh and Kimal begin by trading suplexes and punches.  Fresh gets the advantage by tossing Kimal to the ropes and clotheslining him out of commission.  With this, Kimal slowly gets up… here comes Tim Schumann!!  Schumann grabs Kimal while he is getting back on the apron, pulls him back… fallaway slam!  Schumann drops Kimal onto the hard concrete, then tosses him back into the ring.  Fresh picks the tired Kimal up… FRESH DRIVER!!  Fresh gets the pin.  Kimal hops out of the ring and searches for Schumann.  While Fresh is celebrating, Papa Weihs hits the ring with the BBBoIF.  Weihs tells Fresh that he doesn’t know shit about hardcore.  Fresh lunges at Weihs, but Weihs kicks Fresh in the gut… PAPA STUNNER!!  Weihs shakes his head and leaves.

Winner:  Big Fresh
 

Backstage:
Matt Miller and “Mr. Russell” are wandering around and grumbling.  Miller tells Russell that he is tired of listening to ManKid spout off about The Hauberts, and Russell agrees.  Both have been drinking, but are only a mean drunk, not a dumb drunk.  This makes both men very surly.  Russell tells Miller that he thinks he knows where “ManKid’s stupid ass” is.
Meanwhile, in the parking lot, Stepdaddy and Rumpshaker Slim finally arrive at the show.  Slim hears about his match, and Stepdaddy gets pissed, then tells Slim he will be there in his corner.
 

Tony Asp vs. Eric Swanson

Swanson comes out and grabs Asp, throwing him to the ropes.  Asp counters by ducking a clothesline and kicking Swanson down.  While on the ground, Swanson trips Asp up.  Asp and Swanson brawl to the outside of the ring.  Swanson catches Asp and throws him back into the ring.  After minutes, Swanson has Asp worn down.  Asp attempts a cross body block, but is blocked himself.  Swanson works on Asps back for a little while, then attempts to lock on the Conjectivitus.  Asp, using all of his strength, kicks out and pushes Swanson away.  Asp kicks Swanson in the gut… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!  SWANSON REVERSES IT!!  Swanson lifts Asp over his head, then grabs him… MURDER ONE!! MURDER ONE!!  Swanson goes for the pin, gets it, then takes out some pent up anger on him.  Asp is tossed into the ropes, then kicked.  Swanson climbs out and grabs a chair… The Hauberts are out!!  Owen grabs Swanson and drops him down with a DVD, while Ian picks Asp up and helps him out.  Swanson flips Owen off as the Hauberts and Asp walk away.

Winner:  Eric Swanson
 

Backstage:
ManKid is entering his dressing room when The Tall Boys hop around the corner and begin pounding on him.  Miller throws him into the door, while Russell picks him up and piledrives him into the concrete.  As the Tall Boys start to walk away, Crispy, Ryan Swanson, and Big Fresh all hop out and begin to beat on the Tall Boys.  Miller and Russell get away from the Sheetar members while they still can.
 

Main Event:
No Disqualifications
Jim Peterson vs. Rumpshaker Slim

Peterson walks out with Vilhauer by his side, followed by Slim with Stepdaddy.  Slim starts out by using a quick attack to slow Peterson down.  Peterson counters a couple punches with punches of his own, causing the crowd to erupt.  Slim attempts a hop toss, but comes up short, causing Peterson to kick Slim behind the knee.  Slim topples to the mat and grabs for Peterson, who steps out of the way.  Peterson picks Slim up, and the two trade blows, ending with a leg takedown by Slim.  Peterson slowly gets up, only to be speared by a running Slim.  Slim picks Peterson up and throws him to the corner.  Peterson lifts his leg up, but Slim slides under it and delivers a low blow.  Peterson crumples into the corner, where Slim picks him up and sets him on the turnbuckle.  Slim grabs Peterson.. huracanrana.  Peterson hits hard, causing Vilhauer to step onto the ring apron.  From around the corner, Stepdaddy grabs Vilhauer and pulls him down, throwing him into the guard rail.  Peterson slowly gets up and grabs for Slim, grabbing the back of his trunks.  Peterson pulls him down for a schoolboy rollup – Slim kicks out with no problem.  The two men trade suplexes for a few seconds, then begin to brawl.  The fight spills onto the floor, where Stepdaddy runs over to help out.  Stepdaddy throws Peterson into the ring post, then Slim lays him out on the ring steps.  Peterson slowly gets up and climbs into the ring, with Stepdaddy and Slim following.  Stepdaddy spins Peterson around… puts him on his shoulders… MOCHA DROP!!!  Slim climbs the turnbuckle… RUMPSHAKER DEELUXE!!!  Slim goes for the pin.. one… two… Thr… Vilhauer pulls Slim out!!!  The crowd erupts as Vilhauer kicks Slim… PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  Stepdaddy flies over the top rope to knock Vilhauer over as Slim staggers back into the ring… and walks right into Peterson.  Peterson bends Slim down… I FUCK YOU POWERBOMB!!!  PETERSON GOES FOR THE PIN… THE CROWD EXPLODES AS HE GETS IT!!!  Peterson grabs Vilhauer and both run to the back with Comfy and Cozy following.

Winner:  Jim Peterson
 
 

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