Interview:
Rumpshaker Slim and Crispy

R'shaker and Crispy walk out.  R'shaker is carrying a small cage and Crispy is wearing a ripped up shirt that says "R'shaker rules".  R'shaker grabs the mic.  "Welcome to the show tonight, folks.  I hope to entertain you, my greatest fans, by proving to myself and to everyone else how great i really am.  Tonight i am, pardon my theft of pop culture, going to 'lay the smack down' on someone's fat corporate ass (crowd cheers).  And here to tell you what is going to happen, is my good friend, the R'shaker mascot, Kremlin the cockroach."  The camera shows a close up of the cage, which is holding inside a cockroach dressed up like a nun.  Crispy holds the mic up to the cage, and R'shaker, in a very high voice - as if he was the cockroach - begins to talk... again.  "Hello everyone.  Tonight Rumpshaker is calling out Jason Hofer, lightweight champion, to a one on one lightweight match up.  Why?  Because everyone knows that Jason Hofer is a little piece of shit..."  The opening notes of Threadbare's "pennicillan" start and Corey Vilhauer calmly walks out to the entrance way with Jason Hofer.  Hofer grabs a mic.  "RUMPSHAKER!!  You little bitch.  Why must you continue to annoy me and the corporation.  Sure.  You got your match tonight.  Now shut the fuck up."  Vilhauer grabs the mic.  "Well, unfortunately, that cannot be our main event... simply because R'shaker, you are not main event material.  But I have cooked up something rather big.  In fact, i think it may be damaging to someone's career.  Tonight, in a no holds barred hardcore matchup, Jim Peterson will face Eric Swanson.  Now, go ahead and accuse me of stacking the deck in my favor for Wrestlemania.  All i can do is admit to it.  Hey, i didn't become President of the SFWF by letting people walk all over me.  Now, lets start this card off with a mixed tag match.. kind of..."  Vilhauer and Hofer walk back.
 

Matt Miller/"Mr. Russell" vs. Beka Reiser/Bianka Groves (w/Heather Curtis)

Russell and Miller start out by dominating the women.  Miller and Russell throw Reiser back and forth - practically toying with her - until finally Russell grabs Reiser and short clotheslines her to the mat.  Reiser slowly gets up and attempts to tag Groves, but actually tags Miller.  Miller grabs Reiser's arm and Russell ties her up in the ropes.  Miller and Russell both beat on Reiser for a little bit, until Reiser gets pulled over to safety by Curtis.  Russell jumps out to attack both of them, but Groves drops down to hit Russell with a chair.  Miller jumps down and throws Reiser in the ring.  Groves attempts to get in the ring, but the ref turns his back to get her out.  Curtis jumps in and clocks Miller with the chair, then jumps out.  Reiser gets the pin.
Winners: Reiser/Groves
 

Wyatt Ensz vs. Yoda

Yoda starts out by flipping Ensz over his head as Ensz runs at him.  Ensz hits hard and Yoda starts applying submission moves.  Eventually, Yoda gets tired of that and tries for the win with a flying headbutt.  Ensz moves and Yoda hits the ground hard.  Yoda rolls over, and Ensz gets on the turnbuckle and connects with a shooting star press.  Yoda slowly gets up, and Ensz grabs him and throws him over the top rope.  Yoda hangs on to the rope and springs back with a dropkick.  Yoda then springs off of the top rope and lionsaults onto Ensz.  Ensz tries to duck another kick but only gets his head kicked instead.  Yoda signals for a frankensteiner from the top rope, sets Ensz up, but Ensz kicks Yoda down and grabs yoda's head for a bulldog off the top rope.  Ensz slaps on a sharpshooter and Yoda gives up.
Winner: Ensz
 

Crispy vs. Big Fresh

As Crispy is climbing the rope to do something fancy, Ryan Swanson runs out with a chair and hits Crispy in the head.  The ref sees it and disqualifies Big Fresh.  Big Fresh doesn't care and both he and Ryan walk off with the chair over thier heads.
Winner:  Crispy by DQ
 

backstage...

Tortilla Terror sees Tim Jewell in back.  T.T. challenges Jewell to a return match at Wrestlemania.  Jewell accepts, but insists he didn't attack T.T last Monday.  He says he has an idea who did, though.  Jewell whispers something in his ear.  T.T. gets really mad and knocks Jewell on his ass.  T.T. then stomps back to his car.
 

Cody Schlenker vs. Owen Haubert

Owen starts out with a couple of power moves on Schlenker, but overall looks very sluggish.  Schlenker makes fun of him and tells him that he is nothing without PYL.  Haubert takes offence and tries to attack Schlenker, but Schlenker ducks out of the way and Haubert falls on his ass.  Just as Schlenker is going to slap on a crossface submission hold, Tim Schumann walks out.  "Hey, Cody.  Just because Eric Swanson is suddenly a renewed main eventer doesn't mean you can forget about our match.  It's still you and me and him, and i don't know if you have noticed, but at least Eric and I have had some sort of success in the singles ranks.  You are a different story."  Schlenker ignores Schumann and slaps the crossface on anyway.  Owen gives up.
Winner:  Schlenker
 

Backstage:

Jim Peterson is seen talking to Sam Larson.  He tells Larson that he has to forget this business with Wyatt Ensz, or eventually Seasoned Meat will fall apart.  Larson agrees, but he also says that he hasn't really proved himself lately, and wants a chance to do it before the PPV in 10 days.  He doesn't want to go into the lightweight championship unprepared.  Peterson understands, and tells Larson that maybe he just needs to get his aggressions out.  Wyatt Ensz walks by and Larson talks to him.  They agree to have a match next Monday.  The winner gets nothing, the loser loses nothing.  Just a friendly match.
 

Ian Haubert vs. Tim Schumann

Schumann walks out and refuses to put the belt up for grabs.  Haubert says he doesn't care and attacks him anyway.  Schumann tries to regain his composure, but instead is tripped up by Haubert as he runs by him.  Schumann eventually gets the upper hand, and starts working on Ian's knee, a sore point on him since the injury six or seven months ago.  Schumann knocks Ian down and goes for the Conjuctivitus, but stops when he notices Schlenker coming up the entrance.  Schumann yells at Schlenker, and Haubert runs behind him and rolls him up.
Winner:  I.Haubert
 

four corners matchup
Tracy Holmoe vs. Megan Meyer vs. Laura Kumm vs. Mary Campbell

The match started out with Meyer and Kumm in.  Meyer threw Kumm to the corner, and Holmoe tagged herself in.  Holmoe, in the ring, started to throw Meyer around.  This brought Nichole Green to ringside.  Green jumped in the ring, and Breezy Bryant ran out.  Holmoe kicked Green to the floor, and Kumm and Campbell jumped to the floor as well.  Bryant, Kumm, and Campbell all ganged up on Green, while Meyer and Holmoe had it out in the ring.  Holmoe threw Meyer to the ropes and powerslammed her.  Meyer got up and tagged Kumm, who was back on the ropes.  Kumm looked at Meyer and refused to get in the ring.  This prompted Holmoe to walk over, grab Kumm's hair, and flip her in the ring.  Kumm countered by jumping up and clotheslining Holmoe.  Holmoe slowly got up, and as Kumm was running at her, Holmoe lowered her head and flipped Kumm over.  Holmoe quickly made the cover just as Bryant jumped in the ring.  Holmoe got the three count and Bryant and her stared down for a while.  From behind, Meyer clocked Holmoe, and all five women jumped in to attack Holmoe.
Winner:  Holmoe
 

Rumpshaker Slim vs. Jason Hofer

Before the match, Corey Vilhauer walks out and taunts R'shaker.  He tells R'shaker that he was nothing before, and the only fame he ever garnered was with Stepdaddy.  Now that Stepdaddy isn't there to protect him anymore, Vilhauer says that he is just another washed up jobber, just like Crispy.  And Vilhauer says that the main reason Stepdaddy joined the corporation was because he was tired of having a no good, son of a bitch for a tag partner.  R'shaker runs out with this and attacks Vilhauer on the entrance ramp.  Hofer runs out, grabs R'shaker, and throws him into the ring.  Hofer throws R'shaker against the ropes, but R'shaker is hopped up on adreneline and comes back with a flying lariat.  R'shaker throws Hofer to the corner, props his legs up, and connects with the Sodamigo.  R'shaker then throws Hofer down and gets up on the turnbuckle.  Stepdaddy runs out and grabs a chair.  As R'shaker is coming down, Stepdaddy gives the chair to Hofer, who hits R'shaker.  R'shaker gets pulled up by Hofer and Hofer connects with The COMA-PLEX!!!  Hofer goes for the pin and wins.  As Vilhauer, Hofer, and Stepdaddy are all walking out, R'shaker gets up and grabs a mike.  "Hey Stepdaddy... Hey... HEY CHARLES!!"  Charles turns around.  "People have been asking me when Comfy vs. Cozy is going to happen.  HOW ABOUT WE MAKE IT HAPPEN AT WRESTLEMANIA?!?"  Stepdaddy agrees.
Winner:  Jason Hofer
 

Main Event:No Holds Barred Hardcore match
Jim Peterson vs. Eric Swanson

Eric Swanson walks out.  Peterson follows with a bag full of stuff.  Swanson starts out by grabbing a chair and smashing Peterson over the head with it.  Swanson then takes the chair, props it up, and throws Peterson to the ropes.  Swanson grabs his head and bulldogs Peterson onto the chair.  Peterson slowly gets up and rolls to the floor.  He looks through his bag of stuff and finds a tire iron.  Swanson kicks Peterson in the gut as he reenters the ring and Peterson drops the tire iron.  Swanson sets Peterson up for the Conjectivitus, Peterson forces himself up, causing his head to rack Swanson in the balls.  Swanson falls down and Peterson takes the chair and starts working on Swanson's back.  Swanson rolls to the floor, grabs a chair, and as Peterson jumps to the floor the two exchange chair shots.  Peterson finally gets the best as he swings with the chair and knocks Swansons chair out of his hands.  Swanson ducks another chair swing and grabs Peterson's legs.  Swanson trips Peterson, then gets back in the ring.  Peterson, when he gets back in the ring, ducks a dropkick by Swanson and counters by jumping on Swanson when he is down.  Peterson swings with a fist and clocks Swanson in the head, sending Swanson to the mat.  Peterson grabs a chair and sets it in the middle of the ring.  Peterson then picks Swanson up and powerbombs him into the chair.  Then Corey Vilhauer walks out.  Vilhauer walks to ringside, grabs the tire iron, and hits Peterson in the head.  Then he starts hitting Swanson in the head.  The ref calls for a double DQ, and Vilhauer grabs a mic.  Vilhauer tells Swanson that he has yet to prove himself.  "Eric, i have told you numerous times what you have to do to garner yourself a title shot after Wrestlemania.  Now one of those things was to dehabilitate Peterson for Wrestlemania.  And you can't even do that.  One more mix up like this and you won't be worrying about a title shot... you will be worrying about a new job!"  Vilhauer throws the tire iron in the unconsious Swanson's face and walks off.
 
 

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