SFWF OnYourTrampoline:  Bad Blood
December 16, 1999

Backstage:
Pyro flares and lights flash as the second PayPerView of the new SFWF era begins.  Backstage a limo pulls up into the parking lot.  Jim Peterson steps out of the car to a loud pop.  Peterson whispers something to the security guard, and the guard lets another car in.  Ray Kimal steps out of the car and looks around.  Apparently, there is someone else in the car.
 

Breezy Bryant vs. Beka Reiser

Bryant begins this match by taking control early.  Reiser does everything she can to fend off the attack, but Bryant fights forward, pushing Reiser into the corner.  Reiser and Bryant trade punches for a while, before Reiser kicks Bryant in the gut.  Reiser DDT’s Bryant, then starts up the turnbuckle.  Bryant gets up and drop-kicks Reiser on the way down.  Reiser hits hard against the mat, and Bryant goes for a boston crab.  Reiser reaches the ropes and the ref pulls the two women apart.  Reiser goes after Bryant again, but Bryant gets close to the ref.  Reiser accidentally hits the ref while his back is turned.  Reiser goes down to check on the ref, while Bryant pulls a foreign object from her tights.  Reiser gets up and is clocked in the face.  Bryant goes for the pin, but the ref is still down.  Bryant gets off and goes for the ref.  Reiser slowly gets up, grabs Bryant, and connects with a modified jawbreaker.  Bryant tries to get up, but Reiser keeps her down and slaps on the ‘fuckin’ figure four’.  Bryant gives up.

Winner:  Reiser.
 

SFWF BBBoIF Title Match
Crispy vs. Rumpshaker Slim

R’shaker walks up to Crispy right at the start and shakes his hand.  Crispy shakes back, then clotheslines R’shaker to the mat.  R’shaker looks up and asks what the hell is going on.  Crispy flips R’shaker off, reaches into his pants, and grabs a small dumbbell.  R’shaker tries to block, but Crispy smashes the object into R’shaker's head, sending him out cold.  Crispy lays over R’shaker and gets the pin.  Crispy grabs the mic and says that he has never made it anywhere being nice.  He then turns and spits on R’shaker.  I guess this means Crispy is now heel.

Winner (and new BBBoIF champ):  Crispy
 

After the match:
Paramedics run out to help the almost unconscious R’shaker Slim.  Slim lays down on a stretcher and is taken out of the building.
Meanwhile, “Mr. Russell” is breaking lots of things in the back.
 

Winner becomes #1 contender to the Women’s belt
Megan Meyer vs. Bianka Groves vs. Mary Campbell

Meyer and Groves both go after Campbell right away, due to her officiating at the match on Monday.  Campbell eventually rolls to the outside, leaving Groves and Meyer to duke it out between themselves.  Meyer throws Groves to the corner, but is laid out by Campbell, who snuck up behind her.  Campbell picks Meyer up and throws her out of the ring.  Campbell then runs at Groves, and Groves lifts a knee up.  Campbell hits hard and Groves runs around to pin.  Meyer hops in and pulls Groves off of Campbell.  Campbell rolls away as Meyer and Groves pound each other around.  Groves knocks Meyer back, then suplexes her onto Campbell.  Meyer rolls to the side as Campbell clutches her stomach in pain.  Seeing this, Groves moves over to work on Campbell’s abdominal area.  Meyer gets up, grabs Groves by the hair, pulls back, and drops down with a reverse DDT.  Campbell slowly gets up and stands in the corner.  Meyer goes for the pin, but it is broken up by Campbell.  Meyer reaches up and pulls Campbell to the mat.  Groves rolls to the outside, and Campbell tries to break away from Meyer.  Meyer gets up and spin kicks Campbell in the back of the head.  Campbell reels forward, and Meyer grabs Campbell’s knee.  Meyer spins around and gets an ankle lock on.  Campbell starts screaming and goes to tap out, but the ref is being distracted by Groves.  Meyer gets up and pulls Groves into the ring with a fisherman’s suplex.  Campbell limps to the corner, and Meyer picks Groves up and throws her to the same corner.  Groves and Campbell collide, and as Groves backs up, Meyer sneaks behind and gets her with a rollup pin.  ONE, TWO THREE!!!  Meyer wins and rolls out of the ring.

Winner:  Megan Meyer
 

SFWF Tag Team Championship
Tim Schumann/Cody Schlenker vs. Wyatt Ensz/Jason Hofer

Schumann and Schlenker walk out together, while Ensz and Hofer both come out to their own music.  Hofer fights to be in first, and Ensz finally just lets him.  Schumann starts out first, and both of them begin to fight.  Schumann uses a plethora of power moves, while Hofer tries to get away using his quickness.  Hofer sneaks a punch in and Schumann looks down to see he is bleeding from his cheek.  Schumann runs over to tag Schlenker.  Schlenker hops in and throws Hofer to the ropes.  Ensz tags Hofer out as Hofer bounces near the ropes and gets in.  Hofer stops him and pushes him back to the corner.  Ensz finally gets out, but kicks Hofer in the back.  Hofer stumbles forward into a underhook suplex.  Hofer tries to get up, but is taken down with a crossface crippler.  Hofer reaches the ropes, and Schlenker tags Schumann back in.  Schumann picks Hofer up and piledrives him.  Schumann then throws him into the ropes where Ensz tags himself in again.  This time, Ensz hops in and throws Hofer out himself.  Hofer hits the floor and grabs a chair.  Ensz goes after Schumann, but Schumann sneaks around him and hits with a german suplex.  Hofer hops on the apron with the chair and goes to hit Ensz.  Schlenker gets in the ring, thinking that he is going after Schumann.  The ref sees Schlenker getting in the ring and goes to stop him.  Hofer hops in and swings at Ensz.  Ensz ducks and the chair hits Schumann instead!  Ensz looks down, then back at Hofer.  Ensz kicks Hofer back over the top rope and pins Schumann.  HE GETS IT!!  Ensz grabs the tag belts and Hofer runs over to him with a chair.  Hofer smashes Ensz with the chair, reaches down, and grabs his tag belt.

Winners:  Ensz/Hofer
 

Backstage:
Through a cracked open door, Jim Peterson and Ray Kimal can be seen.  Both men are talking to someone that the camera cannot catch.
“Mr. Russell” runs into a security guard and starts pounding on him.
 

SFWF Lightweight Ladder Match.
Ryan Swanson vs. Les McLarty

McLarty walks out very sweaty and fatigued.  Swanson walks out with the ladder and sets it up in the aisle.  McLarty runs out and attacks Swanson on the ramp.  Swanson tries to duck out of the way, but McLarty moves with him and tackles him.  Swanson and McLarty roll around on the ramp brawling with each other.  Finally, McLarty picks Swanson up and suplexes him.  McLarty runs to the ring, grabs the ladder, and throws it in the ring.  Swanson, by this time, has made it to the ring.  McLarty turns around and Swanson drop-kicks the ladder, sending it into McLarty’s face.  Swanson then climbs the ropes and clotheslines McLarty.  McLarty falls with the ladder on top of him.  Swanson climbs the turnbuckle again, and jumps off.  McLarty gets up and throws the ladder into Swanson as he is coming down.  Swanson hits the ladder and drops onto the mat.  Swanson rolls to the outside as McLarty picks the ladder up and begins to climb.  Swanson gets in and grabs McLarty’s trunks.  McLarty is thrown off of the ladder.  Swanson begins to climb the ladder, and McLarty starts to get up.  When Swanson reaches the top of the ladder, he tries to grab the belt.  McLarty begins shaking the ladder, and Swanson starts to fall.  Swanson regains his composure and launches himself off of the ladder onto McLarty.  McLarty is hit with a cross-body block from the top of the ladder.  Swanson once again starts to climb the ladder, but McLarty slowly gets up.  McLarty pulls Swanson down to the second rung, climbs onto the first rung… GIANT DDT!!!  McLarty hits the Giant DDT, without the running part, from the second rung!!!  McLarty starts to climb the ladder, but once he gets close to the top, Swanson kicks the ladder.  The ladder begins to tip and Swanson gets up and pushes it.  The ladder hits the top rope and throws McLarty OUT OF THE RING!!  Swanson sets the ladder up, begins to climb, and grabs hold of the belt.  Swanson is having a hard time unbuckling it when McLarty runs in, knocks the ladder over, and catches Swanson.  McLarty runs to the ropes, throws Swanson over, sets up the ladder, and climbs to the top.  McLarty unlatches the belt and falls to the mat.  MCLARTY WINS!!!  As McLarty begins to celebrate, Eric Swanson’s music starts up.  Everyone begins to boo as Eric walks out to the ring, holding a scale.  Eric sets the scale up and McLarty just puts his hands over his face and shakes his head.  “Les McLarty, could you please step onto this scale.”  McLarty walks over and steps on the scale.  “Les, according to this you are three pounds over the lightweight limit.  What do you have to say about this.”  McLarty just shrugs and begins to walk away.  “DAMMIT, MCLARTY – LISTEN TO ME.  You are not a lightweight, according to this scale.  Now, I am afraid since you do not meet the standards listed for a lightweight, you can not compete for the lightweight belt.  So hand it over.”  McLarty looks at the belt, then back at Eric, and hands it to him.  “Thank you Les.  Now, without further adieu, I present the lightweight belt to the rightful champion, the two time… now three time, lightweight champion, and my brother… Ryan Swanson.”  McLarty hears this and explodes.  McLarty rushes after Ryan, but Ryan grabs the belt and smashes McLarty in the face.  Eric and Ryan walk off.

Winner:  Les McLarty
New Champion:  Ryan Swanson
 

SFWF Women’s title cage match
Tracy Holmoe vs. Heather Curtis

Holmoe runs to the ring with the belt and enters the cage.  Curtis begins to walk down, but stops.  Curtis motions for someone to come out.  Bianka Groves and Beka Reiser both walk to the cage with Curtis.  Reiser and Groves sit down by the table as Curtis enters the ring.  Holmoe heads after Curtis right at the bell.  Curtis ducks and Holmoe hits the cage.  Curtis spins around and grabs Holmoe’s head.  Curtis scrapes Holmoe’s face across the cage, then throws her to the corner.  Curtis runs at Holmoe, but Holmoe lifts a leg and kicks Curtis in the face.  Curtis hits the mat, and Holmoe climbs the turnbuckle.  Curtis gets up and pulls Holmoe off of the turnbuckle.  Curtis goes for a figure four, but Holmoe grabs the ropes early.  Unfortunately, this does not break the move.  Curtis finally lets go when Holmoe reverses the move.  Holmoe staggers up, and Curtis throws her into the ropes again.  Curtis kicks Holmoe in the head and signals to the outside.  Groves throws a small object in the ring, while Reiser throws a pair of handcuffs.  Curtis picks up the foreign object and goes after Holmoe.  Holmoe gets up, sees Curtis, and kicks her in the gut.  Curtis drops the object, and Holmoe grabs her.  Homloe-PLEX!!  Holmoe looks around and sees the handcuffs.  Holmoe grabs the handcuffs and walks over to Curtis.  As Holmoe cuffs Curtis to the Cage, Curtis recovers from the Holmoe-plex and freaks out.  Holmoe heads over the cage with no problem.  On the outside, security runs out to release Curtis from the cage.

Winner:  Tracy Holmoe
 

Backstage:
Matt Miller and Big Fresh cross paths.  Miller offers his condolences on not making the cut.  Big Fresh accepts the handshake.  After shaking hands, Big Fresh walks off.  Miller walks behind him and knocks him down.
Meanwhile, Ian and Owen Haubert are making a strategy for tonight’s big title match.
 

Owen Haubert vs. Stepdaddy

The match starts out with Stepdaddy talking to the crowd, and Haubert grabbing his head and smashing it into the rail.  Stepdaddy hits the mat hard and Haubert throws him back into the ring.  Haubert throws Stepdaddy to the ropes, which Stepdaddy reverses and counters with a short clothesline.  Stepdaddy then plows into Haubert with a low tackle.  Haubert, tired of messing around, throws Stepdaddy out of the ring.  And out comes Ian Haubert.  Ian grabs Stepdaddy and throws him under the ring.  Ian follows him and we see rustling for a little bit.  Ian gets back in the ring just as the ref calls for the bell.  Owen wins by countout.  Ian and Owen celebrate, and both walk back to under the apron.  Owen and Ian pull the bloodied Stepdaddy out from under the ring and begin pounding on him some more.  Owen throws Stepdaddy up, and Ian comes down with a sort of Dudley Death Drop.  Finally, security runs out to break up the match.  Owen yells at Stepdaddy and challenges him and R’shaker to a match this coming Monday.

Winner:  Owen Haubert.
 

Backstage:
Owen and Ian walk to the back.  Owen wrong for not winning cleanly, but reconsiders when he realizes that it was Stepdaddy.  Ian agrees and says that Stepdaddy ‘deserved the beating’ for being so damned cocky.
Meanwhile, “Mr. Russell” is sitting on a bench next to a police officer.  Russell is handcuffed to the bench.
 

SFWF U.S. Heavyweight Title match
Matt Miller vs. Andres Torres

Miller starts out with a series of hip tosses and reversals, until Torres has to roll to the outside.  Torres walks over and chats with the announcers for a little bit, then hops back in the ring.  Miller goes at Torres again, but is blocked when Torres kicks him in the face.  Miller hits the mat but gets up again.  Miller fires back at Torres and attacks Torres’ leg.  Torres goes down and tries to keep Miller away from the sore knee, but Miller continues to attack.  Miller finally stops and climbs the turnbuckle.  Torres slowly gets up, but is stopped by missile drop-kick.  Torres rolls to the outside again and continues to nurse the leg.  Miller bounces against the ropes and sends himself flying out the other end of the ring, where he plows into Torres.  Torres hits the safety rail and begins bleeding from the head.  Miller throws Torres back in the ring and ties him up in the corner.  Miller then begins kicking Torres in the gut.  Torres uses all his strength and comes flying out of the corner with a clothesline, sending Miller to the mat.  Miller slowly gets up, but is met by another clothesline.  Frustrated, Miller gets up a third time, and as Torres tries for a third clothesline, Miller blocks it and tries to pull Torres to the mat.  Torres counters by wrapping his arm around Miller’s head and coming down with a DDT.  Miller lays there as Torres climbs the turnbuckle.  Torres comes down, but Miller moves in the nick of time.  Torres hits hard on his bad leg, and Miller picks Torres up.  About this time, Big Fresh begins running to the ring.  Miller picks Torres up for the piledriver, but Big Fresh hops on the apron.  Miller puts Torres down and turns to Big Fresh.  Big Fresh smacks Miller in the face, causing Miller to reel around.  Torres catches him and throws him to the ropes… FLYING PANDEMONIUM!!!  Just like that Miller is pinned and Torres is limping away with the U.S. belt still around his waist.

Winner:  Andres Torres
 

Backstage:
Jim Peterson leaves the backstage area, and Ray Kimal continues to talk to the mystery person.
 

Jim Peterson vs. Sam Larson

Peterson walks out with the baseball bat.  Sam Larson runs out and Peterson hits Larson with the bat in the gut.  Larson reels over and Peterson sets him up… MEAT GRINDER POWERBOMB!!!  Peterson goes for the pin, but gets up again.  Peterson picks Larson up and POWERBOMBS HIM AGAIN!!!  Peterson picks him up YET AGAIN… T-bone SUPLEX!!!  AND ANOTHER POWERBOMB!!!  Peterson looks down at Larson and spits on him.  Peterson then walks away.  Larson gets the win by countout.

Winner:  Sam Larson
 

Main Event:
SFWF World Title Match
Eric Swanson vs. Ian Haubert

Swanson and Haubert start out by staring each other down.  Haubert makes the first move by locking horns with Swanson.  Swanson throws Haubert back to the ropes, then clotheslines him on the way back.  Swanson picks Haubert up and gives him a bear hug, which Haubert blocks with an ear clap.  Haubert then hits the ropes and tries to knock the big man down, but Swanson blocks it with a big boot.  Haubert slides under the boot and trips Swanson up.  Swanson hits hard, and Haubert goes to work on Swanson’s neck region.  Swanson reaches the ropes and breaks out of a headlock.  Haubert drops onto Swanson’s neck with a knee, then goes back to work, applying a dragon sleeper on Swanson.  Swanson picks himself up and kicks out of the sleeper, then comes back at Haubert with kicks and punches.  Swanson kicks Haubert into the corner, sets him up, and comes down with a super plex.  Swanson then rolls over and locks Haubert in a UFC type of submission.  Haubert makes it over to the ropes and the ref breaks up the hold.  Swanson kicks Haubert in the head and walks to the corner, where Ray Kimal has shown up.  Swanson jaws with Kimal for a while and the two almost fight before Haubert runs over and knocks Swanson on his ass.  Kimal laughs at Swanson while Haubert picks Swanson up… and goes for the Iron Maiden… but Swanson slides out and kicks Haubert to the corner.  Swanson goes for the splash, but Haubert kicks Swanson in the gut.  Swinging neck breaker.  Haubert follows it up with a brainbuster, then throws Swanson to the corner.  Swanson reverses it into a short clothesline and drops Haubert to the floor.  Swanson picks Haubert up… MURDER ONE!!!  MURDER ONE!!!  Haubert is reversing it…HAUBERT REVERSES MURDER ONE!!!  Haubert kicks Swanson – POWERBOMB…ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE…DEATHVALLEYDRIVER… Haubert goes for the pin…HE GETS IT!!! IAN WINS THE CHAMPIONSHIP!! IAN WINS THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!  Ian Haubert is met by Owen Haubert in the ring and Owen and Ian both hold the World Title high in the air.  Ian and Owen both leave to a monstrous crowd cheering them.  Swanson starts to get up, and Ray Kimal gets in the ring.  Swanson turns to Ray Kimal, with his back to the entrance.  Kimal grabs a mic.  “Swanson.  Monday, I promised that your reign of power will slowly fade.  Your belt has been taken, and now we have another surprise for you.”  The lights go out, and ‘penicillin’ by threadbare starts over the PA.  The lights come back on… COREY VILHAUER!!!  COREY HAS COME BACK TO THE SFWF!!!  Swanson turns around, sees Vilhauer, and turns to run.  Kimal catches him and throws him back to Vilhauer…PEOPLE’S DDT!!  PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  Vilhauer drops Swanson on his back and spits on him.  Vilhauer walks around the ring as the crowd explodes for the former SFWF president.  Kimal and Vilhauer high five… and we are out of time.

Winner (and new SFWF Champion):  Ian Haubert
 
 
 
 

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