Monday December 7th, 1998     Interview: Corey Vilhauer   Vilhauer starts out by bitching about how Taylor is a no good, fat bitch.  Vilhauer then keeps on about how he will fit in well with the rest of the no good, fat bitches in Seasoned Meat.  Then he starts in on Sam Larson, whom he accuses of cheating this past PPV to keep his belt.  ManKid was cheated of the lightweight belt, and to show everyone that Sheetar means business, Eric Swanson will wrestle Sam Larson tonight in a non-title match (because Eric can't win the lightweight belt).  Finally, Vilhauer talks about Stepdaddy.  Vilhauer says that Stepdaddy is giving the U.S. title a bad name.  Vilhauer claims to have built the U.S. belt to the status it is today, and Stepdaddy is doing nothing but ruining it.  At this time, Stepdaddy walks out, with his cool music blaring, and makes a challenge to Vilhauer.  Stepdaddy vs. Corey Vilhauer at the upcoming PayPerView - OYT: Out of Traction.  Vilhauer accepts, and says he is going to make an example out of his next opponent, former Sheetar member Jay Bethke.  He also talks about how, since every other league has a people's champion, he is declaring himself the new SFWF People's Champion.  The crowd cheers, because Vilhauer is cool.     Corey Vilhauer vs. Jay Bethke   Vilhauer starts out violently, with Bethke bloodied at the start.  With a kick to the stomach, Vilhauer sets up Bethke for his DDT, which has been named the People's DDT (so what if i am a pre-corporate Rock fan...). Winner: Vilhauer     Bianka Groves/Laura Kumm vs. Jasin Hoeferr/Jared Rychtarik   Winner: Groves/Kumm     First round of As-Yet-Unnamed Trampoline title tournament - four matches... Wyatt Ensz vs. Rumpshaker Slim   A mishap in the ropes causes R'shaker to hit the ground hard, which sets Ensz up for the win. Winner: Ensz     Tim Schumann vs. Cody Schlenker   Cody, looking a little rusty from his recent break, folds quickly in Schumann's path.  Schumann is now on a very big win streak. Winner: Schumann     Matt Miller (with Tracy Holmoe) vs. Big Fresh   Big Fresh gets thrown out of the ring, near where Tracy stands.  Miller jumps down and starts on B.Fresh.  From the crowd, Ryan Swanson steps out and starts to attack Miller.  Holmoe pulls him off and allows Miller enough time to pin B.Fresh. Winner: Miller     ManKid vs. Ian Haubert   ManKid makes his usual entrance, but is caught on his harness.  Somehow it has been bolted together as not to unlatch.  ManKid is helpless in the ring, hanging a foot from the mat, and Haubert starts in on him, beating him unconscious.  Sam Larson walks out, pushes Haubert away, and proceeds to unbolt ManKid.  IT WAS ALL SAM LARSON'S FAULT!!  Haubert pins the downed ManKid.     Interview: Jim Peterson   Peterson comes out and starts bitching about Owen and what he has been doing.  Peterson comments on how he can't wait until Starcade to face Owen, he has to do it at the next PayPerView.  Peterson and Haubert, for the World Heavyweight Championship.  About this time, "Mr. Russell" shows up at the entrance, and challenges Peterson to a match... TONITE.  Peterson accepts.     Nichole Green vs. Beka Reiser   Surprisingly enough, the match starts out very balanced.  But soon, Green gets the upper hand and goes for a pin.  Out comes Breezy Bryant and Megan Meyer.  Megan jumps on one side of the ring and gets the ref's attention, while Breezy goes to the other side and taunts Green with the belt by saying things like "lookit what i have" and "you're dumb".  Green goes after Bryant only to be hit with the belt.  The ref turns around just as Reiser is pinning Green. Winner: Reiser     Eric Swanson vs. Sam Larson   Larson, giving up a few feet and pounds to Swanson, starts out with a flurry of kicks and other lightweight type stuff.  Swanson fires back, and Larson is knocked on his arse.  Swanson runs to him and tries to put the Conjectivitus on, but Larson squirms out.  Then, in true Sheetar fashion, Jason Hofer leisurely walks to ringside.  When Larson gets close to the ropes, Hofer trips Larson.  The ref sees this and goes to reprimand Hofer.  Swanson chokes Larson with the ropes until the ref turns around, at which time Swanson tries the Conjectivitus again.  This time, Larson is too tired to do anything. Winner: Swanson     "Mr. Russell" vs. Jim Peterson   The match itself is nothing more than a brawl, with little happening other than punching.  Owen Haubert makes an appearance at the entrance, with a bat, and starts to walk to ringside.  Then, the lights go out and Stepdaddy's music begins to play.  Just as suddenly, the music stops and the lights go back on, and Vilhauer runs out.  Vilhauer grabs the bat from Owen and swings at Owen, who ducks.  During all of this, the ref turns to figure out what is going on.  THEN, Terry Taylor, Sheetar deserter, runs to ringside, taking out both Vilhauer AND Haubert.  Taylor grabs Russell from the ring, and from the match that is still going on, and drags him to the outside.  Taylor throws him back in the ring and Peterson executes his Power Bomb.  A camera goes to the back and shows Stepdaddy layed out, with a Sheetar shirt over his face.  The lights go out again... stay tuned for fuckin' CHiPs     SFWF cards