Interview:
Eric Swanson

Swanson walks out to boos throughout the stadium.  Swanson has stiches on his face and a black eye.  “Look at me.”  The crowd cheers the sight of his bruised face.  “SHUT UP!  All of you damned spectators are nothing but a bunch of sick, twisted individuals.  You see my face, bruised and battered by some two-bit personality with a set of brass knuckles, and you cheer.  You are all happy to see me in pain.  Well SCREW YOU!!”  Swanson reaches into his pocked and grabs a piece of paper.  “In my hand is the contract for tonight’s main event.  Tonight, in that very ring, I will team up with Sam Larson.  Our opponents will be Jim Peterson, and whoever he can get to help him out.  Jim can choose anyone…that is anyone but his new friend Ray Kimal.”  The crowd erupts at the mention of Jim and Ray.  “You see, tonight I have also placed security at every door to bar Mr. Kimal entrance into the building.  Oh, yeah.  I almost forgot.  This Thursday, Sam and Jim will face each other at OYT: Bad Blood.  Well, a stipulation has been added.  Whichever team, be it Jim’s or Sam’s, can win the match tonight will determine who gets A BASEBALL BAT to use in the ring during their match.  If Jim and his partner win… Jim gets a bat, but if… no… WHEN Sam and I win, Sam will weild that bat.”  Swanson looks around at the crowd again.  “And to those of you who cheered for my battle scars… FUCK YOU!”  Swanson pitches the mic to the ground and walks off.
 

Backstage:
“Mr. Russell” is backstage trashing the arena.  Matt Miller sees this and comes up to him.  Miller asks Russell what is wrong, and Russell begins to fume on his missed chances.  Russell finally just snaps and knocks over a soda machine.  Miller shrugs and turns around, only to find Big Fresh there.  Big Fresh smashes Miller with a singapore cane and walks off.  The announcers remind us of the three way, non title match tonight between Andres Torres, Matt Miller, and Big Fresh.
 

Ryan Swanson vs. Cody Schlenker

Swanson comes to the ring with a ladder, and sets it up in the ring.  Schlenker runs in and begins pounding on Swanson.  Swanson blocks a punch and pokes Schlenker in the eye.  Schlenker reels back, and Swanson grabs the ladder.  Schlenker comes to and dropkicks the ladder into Swanson’s face.  Swanson falls backwards and the ref throws the ladder out of the ring.  Schlenker pulls Swanson up and throws him to the ropes, catching him on the way back with a power slam.  Schlenker then grabs Swanson by the hair, but Swanson breaks the hold and kicks Schlenker in the gut.  Schlenker falls into the ropes, where Swanson clotheslines him over the top.  Swanson bounds back and sends himself flying toward Schlenker from inside the ring.  Schlenker is hit by Swanson and is sent into the guard rail.  Schlenker slowly gets up, but Swanson grabs him and throws him into the steel steps.  Swanson then rolls Schlenker into the ring, sets him up in the corner, and executes a TORNADO ddt!!   Swanson goes for the pin …  but Schlenker kicks out!!!  Schlenker gets to his knees, and as Swanson goes for a grapple, Schlenker hits Swanson with the low blow.  Schlenker knocks Swanson to the mat and goes outside for the ladder.  Schlenker sets the ladder up in the ring and begins to climb.  Swanson hops up and throws Schlenker off of the ladder and onto the mat.  Swanson climbs the ladder himself, then stands on the top.  MOONSAULT!!!  SWANSON EXECUTES A MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!  Swanson goes for the pin and gets it.  Swanson grabs the ladder and walks off.  After the match, Tim Schumann runs out and checks on Schlenker.  Schumann goes to pick Schlenker up, when Wyatt Ensz runs out.  Ensz and Schumann spar for a bit, until Jason Hofer runs out with a tag belt.  Hofer smashes Schumann in the head, then turns to Ensz.  Ensz stares at Hofer, and Hofer goes after Ensz with the belt.  Ensz blocks Hofer, grabs the belt, and begins hitting Hofer all about the body with it.  Security runs out and Ensz is pulled away.

Winner:  Ryan Swanson
 

Backstage:
Les McLarty watches the match.  McLarty laughs to himself and walks into his dressing room.  McLarty steps on the scale, looks down, and utters ‘oh shit’.  McLarty grabs a towel and walks to the weight room.  He looks frantic.
 

Owen Haubert vs. Crispy

Haubert begins by kicking Crispy in the side of the leg.  Crispy requested this rematch from last week, citing that he felt he was not in the best shape last time.  Haubert goes to work on the leg of Crispy.  Crispy finally breaks a move and limps over to Haubert.  Haubert swings, but Crispy catches him and throws Haubert to the ropes.  Haubert, in an effort to dodge Crispy on the way back, knocks the ref over.  The ref falls out of the ring and to the mat.  Haubert reaches into his pants and pulls out a small metal object.  Haubert swings at Crispy and knocks him cold.  Haubert picks Crispy up and sticks him in the Iron Maiden.  From the back comes Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy slides under the ropes and grabs Haubert.  MOCHA DROP!!  Stepdaddy pulls Crispy over to Haubert and lays Crispy’s hand over Haubert.  Stepdaddy counts the three count himself and helps Crispy to the back.

Winner:  No Contest
 

Backstage:
Hearing the ref was knocked out, Eric Swanson frantically looks for another.  Swanson sees Mary Campbell walking by and grabs her.  Swanson tells her to be the ref in the next match.  Campbell agrees.  Swanson goes over to the ref and tells him to rest for the next match.
Meanwhile, Security is checking every car that enters the back of the arena, including every trunk.  Jim Peterson drives into the parking lot and is informed of tonight’s match.  Peterson says that he has everything under control.
 

Megan Meyer/Breezy Bryant vs. Bianka Groves/Beka Reiser
Special referee: Mary Campbell

Meyer and Groves both start out together.  On the outside, Bryant and Reiser begin to fight.  Groves and Meyer both go after each other.  Meyer throws Groves to the ropes, but as Groves comes back she lifts a leg and kicks Meyer to the outside.  Meyer grabs a chair and hops in the ring.  Meyer goes to swing the chair at Groves, but Campbell grabs it from her.  Campbell swings and smashes Meyer in the head.  Then, she turns to Groves and hits her in the head.  Campbell throws the chair at Bryant and Reiser and walks off.  Seeing there is no ref, the real ref runs out to finish the match.  Bryant and Reiser both get back on the apron, and Groves begins to get up.  Groves stumbles over to where Meyer is laying and falls onto her.  Bryant tries to get in the ring, but Reiser hops in and stops her.  Groves gets the pin on the unconsious Meyer.

Winner:  Bianka Groves/Beka Reiser
 

Backstage:
Les McLarty is riding a stationary bike.  McLarty is covered with sweat and looks very scared.
Meanwhile, Tim Schumann and Cody Schlenker find Wyatt Ensz’s locker room.  They both go in and trash his room.
In the parking lot, a car drives into the building.  Security stops it and looks inside.  MANKID!!!  Security welcomes ManKid back to the SFWF and lets him in.
 

BBBoIF Title Match
Rumpshaker Slim vs. Ian Haubert

Slim walks out with Stepdaddy, and Ian follows behind the two of them.  Ian swings Stepdaddy around and throws him off of the entrance ramp and into the crowd.  Slim turns around and Ian throws him into the entrance set.  Slim hits a pillar and slumps down.  Ian runs at him, but Slim lifts a leg up and kicks Ian in the nuts.  Ian crouches down, and Slim knocks him onto his stomach.  Slim slaps on the Red-Headed-Stepchild and pulls back.  Ian finally grabs the side of the entrance ramp and pulls himself over the edge onto the floor.  In the process, Slim falls off of Ian, but gets back up and attacks him again.  Ian counters with a series of punches, sending Slim running to the ring.  Ian hops in the ring, followed by Slim, who is holding a singapore cane.  Slim swings the cane at Ian, and Ian gets knocked back to the corner.  Ian hops up and goes after Slim, but Slim smashes Ian with the cane again.  Ian hits the mat.  Stepdaddy comes out from the crowd and stands at the entrance.  Stepdaddy feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, and sees Owen Haubert behind him.  Owen grabs Stepdaddy and throws him to the ring.  Stepdaddy grabs a chair and swings at Owen.  Owen grabs the chair and throws it at Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy catches the chair and Owen kicks Stepdaddy.  VanDaminator!  Owen hops in the ring and picks Ian up.  Slim runs at both men and is treated to a double drop kick.  Stepdaddy slowly climbs back on the apron, and when Ian goes for the triple powerbomb/DVD, Stepdaddy smashes the chair into Ian’s back, causing Ian to drop Slim.  Slim throws Ian to the corner and comes down with a superplex.  Stepdaddy turns and kicks Owen out of the ring.  Slim climbs the ropes… rumpshaker DEE LUXE!!  Slim gets the pin.

Winner:  Rumpshaker Slim
 

Backstage:
Tracy Holmoe runs up to Eric Swanson.  Holmoe says that she is afraid for her life, that she thinks Heather Curtis is going to try to not only beat her this Thursday, but kill her as well.  Swanson hears this and snickers.  Curtis pops out from behind a trash dumpster and attacks Holmoe.  Swanson sees this and decided that he is afraid for everyone else’s life…  Swanson then decides to sign the Women’s title match as a cage match.
Meanwhile, a security guard sees Andres Torres.  He says that it is great to see ManKid back in action.  Torres looks at the security guard and tells him that ManKid is not back.
 

Matt Miller vs. Big Fresh vs. Andres Torres

Miller and Fresh start out the match by going after each other.  Torres just stands back and watches the two fight.  Eventually, after Miller and Fresh brawl for a long time, Torres walks over and grabs Fresh.  Torres throws Fresh over the top rope and turns back to Miller.  Torres grabs Miller and tosses him to the ropes.  FLYING PANDEMONIUM!!!  Torres goes for the pin, but Fresh gets in the ring just in time.  Fresh starts pounding on the back of Torres.  Torres gets up, and is dropkicked by Fresh.  Miller gets on all fours, and Torres topples over Miller.  Torres bounds back up and goes after both men.  Miller connects with a big boot, sending Torres to the corner.  Fresh comes around Miller and picks him up for a belly to back suplex.  Miller tries to get up, but Fresh grabs him and hits with the Fresh-driver.  Torres jumps out to stop the pin attempt, but Fresh catches him and hits Torres with a Fresh-driver.  Fresh gets the pin on Torres.

Winner:  Big Fresh
 

Backstage:
Jim Peterson sees “ManKid” and calls him over.  “ManKid” takes his mask off to reveal Ray Kimal.  Peterson compliments Kimal on his work.  Peterson tells Kimal the plan for tonight’s tag match.  Peterson then asks Kimal “are you sure he’s okay”?  Kimal assures Peterson that this person is fine and is different from a while ago.  Kimal tells Peterson that everything is under control, and sooner or later, Eric Swanson will be out of business.
 

Main Event
Jim Peterson/Ray Kimal vs. Eric Swanson/Sam Larson

Swanson and Larson come to the ring together.  Peterson walks out a little ways, and then is followed by Kimal.  Swanson sees Kimal and begins screaming at Peterson.  Peterson flips him off and sends Kimal in to face Larson.  Kimal and Larson brawl for a short while, until Larson gains the upper hand and throws Kimal to the corner.  Kimal blocks a superplex and throws Larson to the mat.  Kimal comes down with an elbow, then picks Larson back up.  Larson comes to and kicks Kimal in the gut.  Larson throws Kimal to the ropes… CROSS BODY BONCH!!  Larson connects with one of his finishers, and signals for the BAMF Huracanrana.  Kimal kicks out of the set up and runs to tag in Peterson.  Peterson hops in and Larson runs to tag Swanson in.  Peterson and Swanson lock up.  Swanson spins Peterson around and puts him in an abdominal stretch.  Swanson, who is close to his own corner, slides over towards Larson.  Larson smashes Peterson in the gut.  Swanson tags Larson in.  Larson throws Peterson to the ropes.  Peterson reverses it and knocks Larson down with a short clothesline.  Larson slowly gets up, but is knocked back down with a big boot.  Peterson picks Larson up, and Larson connects with a low blow.  Peterson is thrown to the corner… BAMF HURACANRANA!!  Larson goes for the pin… Peterson kicks out!   Peterson crawls over to Kimal, but Larson cuts him off.  Larson tags Swanson in and they both double team on Peterson.  Swanson kicks Peterson to the corner, picks him back up, and comes down with a reverse DDT.  Peterson gets up and staggers around.  Swanson kicks Peterson in the gut and sets up for the Conjectivitus.  Kimal tries to get in, but the ref stops him.  Seeing this opportuinity, Larson throws Swanson some brass knuckles.  Swanson picks Peterson up and smashes him in the face with the brass knux.  Kimal once again tries to get in, but the ref holds him back again.  Swanson goes for the Conjectivitus once again, and gets it on.  Peterson tries to reach the ropes, but Swanson has the move locked in.  Finally, with all the strength he has, Peterson lifts himself up.  Peterson pulls himself up to where Swanson is holding him and begins punching on Swanson’s head.  Swanson drops Peterson onto his back and falls backward into the corner.  Peterson, using every ounce of energy left, gets the tag on Kimal.  The crowd erupts!  Kimal runs over to where Swanson is propped.  Kimal takes him up the turnbuckle… DVD FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!  DVD FROM THE TOP ROPE!!  The announcers are sure that Swanson is dead as Kimal goes for the cover.  One… two…THREE!!!  Larson jumps in to attack Kimal, but Peterson gets up and grabs Larson.  MEAT GRINDER POWERBOMB!  Peterson and Kimal raise each other’s hands in victory.  Ray grabs a mic.  “Ladies and gentlemen.  This is the beginning of the dismantling of Eric Swanson’s reign in the SFWF.  It begins tonight, and it will continue this Thursday at OYT: Bad Blood.  Together, we can stop this tyranny.”  Kimal and Peterson walk off together.  Suddenly, Ian Haubert’s music starts and Ian walks out.  Ian hops into the ring, looks down at Swanson, and spits on him.  Ian reaches down, grabs the World Title, and walks away.

Winner:  Jim Peterson/Ray Kimal
 
 

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