Monday December 14th, 1998     BACKSTAGE, AS SHOW OPENS...   The SFWF interviewer is backstage with Eric Swanson, conducting an interview.  The interviewer asks how Swanson has suddenly become so unbeatable, and where he learned his new move, the Conjuctivitus.  Swanson replies by telling the interviewer about his "secret trainer," a man who is well known to the SFWF.  The interviewer begins to ask another question, when "Mr. Russell" walks by.  As he walks by, Russell spits out a few choice words for Swanson.  Hearing this, Swanson pushes the interviewer aside and chases after Russell.  The camera man struggles to follow, and finds them both in the dressing room of Russell, where Swnason has slapped the Conjuctivitus onto Russell.  Security run in to break up the melee, but the damage has already been done.  Russell is taken off on a stretcher.     Matt Miller vs. Jasin Hoeferr   As Miller is going for the pin, an angry Ryan Swanson walks out, still pissed about what happened last week to Big Fresh, and begins taunting Miller.  Miller is temporarily distracted, but Hoeferr doesn't take advantage of it because he is paid to lose.  Miller pins Hoeferr, then confronts Swanson.  Ryan makes the challenge to Miller for OYT: Out of Traction... Ryan Swanson vs. Matt Miller -- TKO only, Hell in a Cell.  Miller accepts. Winner:  Miller     Nichole Green vs. Megan Meyer   Meyer, with the strength of Beka Reiser and Breezy Bryant behind her, pulls out in front for a while, until, from the back, Eric Swanson runs out, applies the Conjuctivitus to both Bryant and Reiser, and, while the ref is checking out the mess outside the ring, throws Green a chair from outside the ring.  Green swings the chair at the unsuspecting Meyer, laying her out, and throws the chair back to Swanson, who walks back. Winner:  Green     Interview: Jim Peterson   Peterson talks about how he is going to make an example of every PYL f*cker that steps into the ring with him, continuing tonight with Big Fresh.  Thats it.     Second round of Beka's Backyard belt of Intestinal Fortitude tournament. Wyatt Ensz vs. Tim Schumann   In true Schumann style, Ensz was worked down, then dismantled. Winner:  Schumann     Matt Miller vs. Ian Haubert   Still a bit tired from his first match, Miller slacked off a bit, allowing Haubert to pull off a quick win Winner:  Haubert     SFWF Tag Team Championship Match The Sons of Sheetar vs. Laura Kumm/Bianka Groves   In an odd matching of tag teams, Kumm and Groves get a title shot tonight for reasons unknown.  Sheetar started out on top, until Vilhauer got hit with a low blow from Groves, causing him to reel with pain.  Groves and Kumm take advantage, until Matt Miller (who is very busy tonight) and Tracy Holmoe enter the scene.  Kumm, outside the ring, turns around and asks "what the hell do ya want?"  Holmoe knocks her down and laughs.  Miller distracts Groves, allowing Vilhauer time to get up.  When Groves gets up, she is treated to a People's DDT. Winner:  Sheetar     Interview: Corey Vilhauer "As owner of the SFWF, i have a big say in what goes on in day to day transactions here in the league.  But recently, i have noticed that one person in particular, one person known as "Stepdaddy", has caused the league trouble time and time again.  I remember once, ages ago, when Stepdaddy defied all rules and regulations of the SFWF, causing our respectable league to be tarnished with the wrongdoings of evil.  Charles Busch, i am calling you out here right now."  Stepdaddy's music starts, and an ominous figure walks out to the ringside.  "Stepdaddy, in the best interest of the league, you are to defend the belt tonight against Jason Hofer.  There is one stipulation.  The belt CAN change hands on countout or disqualification.  You have no choice but to accept this match, or you will be accused of a breach of contract.  But i still have to ask... do you accept?"  Stepdaddy turns around without saying a word and walks to the back.     Sam Larson vs. Jay Bethke   Before the match even started, Bethke was attacked by Jason Hofer.  Hofer grabbed the mic and began to talk about how he has been screwed out of title shots time and time again, and how he rightfully deserves a shot at the Lightweight Title. Winner:  No Contest     BBBoIF tournament Final Tim Schumann vs. Ian Haubert   Schumann started out on top, with no contest from Haubert.  Schumann eventualy worked his way out of a submission hold and tried one out himself, but Haubert reversed it into an abdominal stretch, which drained a lot of energy out of Schumann.  Haubert followed it up with a power bomb, which sealed Schumann's fate.  Ian Haubert is not only the first BBBoIF champion, but is also the first SFWF wrestler to defeat Tim Schumann. Winner:  Haubert     Jim Peterson vs. Big Fresh   Lets see.  Mad crazy heavyweight vs. rookie lightweight.  You figure out play by play. winner:  Peterson     SFWF U.S. Heavyweight Title Match - Belt can change hands on DQ Stepdaddy vs. Jason Hofer   Oh boy, what a mess this turned out to be.  Stepdaddy, who held the weight and height advantage, began pummeling Hofer into the ground.  It was at this time that Stepdaddy tried taking Hofer's mask off.  Then the lights went out, ManKid's music played, and ManKid harpooned from the ceiling.  Running out to meet him was Rumpshaker Slim, who proceeded to attack ManKid before he even hit the ground.  This brawl continued outside the ring, but distracted Stepdaddy enough to stop taking the mask off and just try for the pin.  Hofer fell victim to a perfectly executed Mocha Drop, but the ref wasn't looking, he was focusing on the mess outside.  Stepdaddy, furious, attempted to get the ref's attention, when Vilhauer walked out dressed as a referee.  Vilhauer told the real ref to leave and began to call the match.  Stepdaddy was once again furious, and tried to swing at Vilhauer, who reminded him that if any punches landed, he would be disqualified and would lose the belt.  Stepdaddy continued to pound on Hofer, but Vilhauer would break up every move Stepdaddy attempted and refused to count for any Stepdaddy pin.  Of course, the people cheered for Vilhauer, because he is the People's Champion.  And Stepdaddy is a heel.  Oh wait...  Then, Owen's music starts, and everyone looks around for him.  But instead, Jim Peterson runs out and pulls Vilhauer out of the ring, who is replaced by another REAL ref.  This ref counts a pin for Stepdaddy and Stepdaddy jumps out of the ring to help Peterson beat the shit out of Vilhauer.  Which brings who else but Owen Haubert.  But dammit, we're out of time. Winner: Stepdaddy     SFWF cards