Interview:
Ian Haubert

Haubert walks out holding the SFWF World belt.  The crowd gives a mixed reaction to the SFWF Champ.  Haubert grabs the mic and calls Stepdaddy out.  Stepdaddy walks out to a huge pop.  Stepdaddy grabs a mic as well.  “Ian, last week you sunk to your lowest.  Last week you felt the need to attack an injured man, then to top it off, you had to double team me.  Well, you and your brother can fuck yourselves.”  The crowd pops to this and Ian steps forward.  “Listen, goddamn you.  You have been fucking my brother over ever since you and Corey were together.  Well, we decided it should stop.”  With this, Owen walks out to the ramp and both Hauberts stand and look tough.  “So this is how it’s going to work.  Tonight, I’m offering up an open challenge to anyone for this SFWF World title.”  Stepdaddy steps up with the mic, but before he can talk, Ian interrupts him.  “Anyone, that is… but YOU Charles.”  Stepdaddy starts yelling and swearing as Threadbare starts.  The crowd erupts as Corey Vilhauer walks out.  “Ian, you’ve got your match tonight.  I built that belt, I payed for that belt, I FUCKING OWN THAT BELT…but I don’t have it.  So you and i… let’s throw ‘em down.”  Owen turns and starts after Vilhauer, to which he is treated to a People’s DDT.  Ian clubs Vilhauer on the back of the head with the belt.  Ian looks down and tells Vilhauer that he’d better make it a no DQ match.  The Hauberts walk off.
 

Les McLarty vs. Ray Kimal

McLarty runs out after Kimal and the two of them hit the mat punching and kicking.  Kimal gains the upperhand and throws McLarty to the ropes, connecting with a lariat.  McLarty hits the mat and Kimal starts to climb the turnbuckle, until McLarty gets up and throws Kimal off.  Kimal lands funny and rolls out of the ring, nursing his leg.  McLarty climbs the ropes and moonsaults off of the turnbuckle onto Kimal.  Kimal is knocked back into the safety rail. McLarty picks Kimal up and throws him into the ring.  As McLarty climbs in, Kimal jumps up and knocks McLarty down on the apron.  McLarty rolls in and delivers a leg sweep on Kimal.  Kimal lands and McLarty hops up.  Kimal slowly gets up himself and McLarty grabs him.  McLarty throws him to the corner, but is hit with a boot as he runs over.  Kimal turns McLarty around, and McLarty counters with an armbar.  The crowd boos as they see the Swanson’s creeping out to the ring.  Ryan hops onto the apron.  McLarty sees him and lets go.  McLarty jumps up and goes after Ryan, while Eric hops in the ring behind Kimal.  Kimal slowly turns around… MURDER ONE…  McLarty turns around to see Eric putting Kimal in the Conjectivitus, runs over, and knocks Eric on his ass.  Ryan hops back in the ring and McLarty grabs Ryan and connectw with a running Giant DDT.  Kimal slowly gets up, looks at McLarty, and the two walk out together.

Winner:  No contest.
 

Backstage:
Terry Taylor finds Jim Peterson.  He asks Peterson how he feels about facing “Mr. Russell” again tonight to determine the number one contender to the U.S. Title.  Peterson says some stuff and tells Taylor that he is going to win.  And stuff.
Meanwhile, “Mr. Russell” is found getting ready for the match tonight by punching glass.
 

Mary Campbell/Crispy vs. Bianka Groves/Heather Curtis

Campbell and Groves start out in the ring together.  Crispy runs around and starts taunting Curtis.  The ref walks over to tell Crispy to get back to his corner, and Campbell pulls something out of her shorts.  Campbell smashes the ‘thing’ over Groves’ head.  Campbell tags Crispy in when the ref turns around and Crispy grabs Groves.  Crispy hits with the Diaper Rash, and the match is over, just like that.  Curtis complains to the ref, but the ref can’t do anything, since he is dumb.  Tim Schumann runs out and hops in the ring.  Crispy turns around and is met with a fallaway slam.  Campbell turns around, sees Schumann, and runs away.

Winners:  Crispy/Campbell
 

Backstage:
Andres Torres is hanging out in back, minding his business.  “Mr. Russell” runs up to him and tells him that he is going to take the U.S. belt away from him.  Torres just stares at him and walks away.
In another area, Beka Reiser opens up the door to her dressing room to find the room covered in donkey shit.  The donkey is in the room, and it says ‘hee haw’ and does a bundle.
 

Jim Peterson vs. “Mr. Russell”

Russell begins by throwing Peterson around the ring.  Finally, Peterson reverses a throw to the ropes and knocks Russell down with a clothesline.  Peterson picks Russell up and chokes him to the corner.  Peterson lets go, and Russell kicks Peterson in the knee.  Peterson staggers back, as Russell hops up one rope and launches himself off.  Peterson blocks the move and sends Russell to the mat.  Peterson picks Russell up again and sends him down with a belly to belly suplex.  Russell attempts to get up, but Peterson keeps him down by stepping on his head.  Russell finally breaks free, gets up, and walks right into a T-Bone Suplex.  Peterson signals for the ‘I fuck you’ Powerbomb, when Sam Larson runs out.  Larson grabs a chair just as Peterson picks Russell up.  Larson hops on the apron and swings, but Peterson throws Russell into the chair.  Larson hits Russell, realizes what he just did, and runs to the back.  Russell falls back into Peterson, who spins him around… POWERBOMB.  Peterson pins Russell and walks off as the number one contender.

Winner:  Jim Peterson
 

Backstage:
Tim Schumann and Cody Schlenker are hanging out backstage watching RAW.  Wyatt Ensz and Jason Hofer walk by, and they are fighting.  Schumann sees this and nudges Schlenker, then walks over.  Schumann yells at Ensz and challenges the two of them to a tag match tonight.  Hofer accepts, and Ensz refuses.  The two fight and Schumann and Schlenker walk off.
In another part of the arena, Tracy Holmoe sees Megan Meyer.  Holmoe asks Meyer if she has what it takes to be Women’s champ.  Meyer says ‘bring it on’ and Holmoe tells Meyer to meet her in the boiler room.
 

Big Fresh vs. Owen Haubert

Haubert comes out and takes Fresh down right away.  Haubert drops Fresh down onto his knees and knees him in the head.  Fresh tries to get up, but is kicked down by Haubert.  Fresh mounts a comeback and throws Haubert to the ropes, and brings him down with a frankensteiner.  Fresh jumps onto Haubert and starts punching Haubert’s sides.  Haubert tries to get up, but is kicked back down by Fresh, who starts to climb the ropes.  This brings Matt Miller out.  Miller grabs a mic.  “Hey Big Fresh.  Look what I have.”  Big Fresh looks and sees Miller holding the keys to his car.  Big Fresh jumps up and tells Miller to give him the keys.  Miller points to the Jumbotron and Big Fresh looks up to see his car being smashed.  Big Fresh jumps out of the ring and chases Miller down.  The ref counts him out.

Winner (by Countout): Owen Haubert
 

Backstage:
Andres Torres sees Owen walking back from his match.  Torres asks Owen about the last time he actually won a match cleanly.  Owen flips him off and walks off.
Meanwhile, in the boiler room, Meyer walks in to face Tracy Holmoe.  Meyer finds Holmoe, and as she is walking over to her, someone smashes her in the head.  The camera turns around, we see.. Matt MILLER!!!  From behind Miller, Big Fresh comes up and knocks him down.  Fresh sees Holmoe, and Holmoe runs off.
In Stepdaddy’s dressing room, Stepdaddy is talking to Rumpshaker Slim in the hospital.
 

SFWF Tag Team Championship Match
Tim Schumann/Cody Schlenker vs. Wyatt Ensz/Jason Hofer

Schumann and Ensz start out in the ring.  Ensz tries to pull a power move on Schumann, but Schumann just knocks Ensz back.  Hofer reaches for the tag, but Ensz, fed up with him, just knocks him off of the apron.  Hofer hops back in and both Ensz and Hofer start to wrestle.  Schumann stands back in his corner and he and Schlenker watch the two as they feud.  Ensz throws Hofer to the corner, but Hofer reverses it, grabs Ensz by the head, COMA-PLEX!!!!!  Hofer gets up and walks off.  Schumann tags Schlenker in and Schlenker pins Ensz.  Schlenker and Schumann are the new Tag Champs.

Winners (and new Tag Champs): Schumann/Schlenker
 

Backstage:
Breezy Bryant opens the door to her dressing room… looks in… and staggers back.  The camera looks in and sees blood smeared all over the walls… and the head of a donkey sitting on her dressing room table.
 

Main Event:
SFWF World Title Match
Corey Vilhauer vs. Ian Haubert

Vilhauer starts off by kicking Haubert in the side of the leg.  Haubert shrugs it off and spears Vilhauer.  Vilhauer is knocked back into the corner, where Haubert climbs the ropes and pounds Vilhauer’s head.  Vilhauer is thrown to the mat while Haubert climbs the ropes again.  Haubert launches himself off of the ropes and connects with a guillotine leg drop onto Vilhauer’s head.  Haubert picks Vilhauer up, but Vilhauer comes away by hitting with a low-blow.  Vilhauer slowly gets all the way up and grabs Haubert, sending them both down with a Russian leg-sweep.  Vilhauer picks Haubert back up and throws him to the outside.  Vilhauer follows and grabs the T.V. off of the announce table.  Vilhauer goes to hit Haubert with the T.V., but Haubert blocks it and kicks Vilhauer in the gut.  Haubert spins Vilhauer and puts him in the Iron Maiden.  From the back, Stepdaddy runs out.  Stepdaddy clubs Haubert in the back.  Haubert goes down on one knee, then gets back up.  Stepdaddy grabs Haubert and throws him back in the ring.  Stepdaddy climbs in, and Vilhauer follows.  Both men grab Haubert… THE CORPORATE… NO!!  THE PEOPLE’S ANNIHILATION!!!  Comfy and Corey’s finishing move!!!  Vilhauer does a few crotch chops at Ian and goes for the pin, when Eric Swanson runs out.  Swanson hops in the ring and knocks Vilhauer off.  Vilhauer gets up and goes to punch Swanson.  Swanson blocks it and reaches around his back.  Swanson pulls out a retractable night stick and snaps it out.  Vilhauer tries to move, but trips over the downed Haubert.  Swanson smashes Vilhauer in the head with the night stick.  Stepdaddy hops in to get Swanson, but is taken down as well.  Swanson walks off, with all three men in a heap in the middle.  Haubert comes to and lays his arm over Vilhauer to get the pin.  The crowd starts throwing stuff into the ring as we cut to backstage.

Winner:  Ian Haubert
 

Backstage:
Dave Miller shows up in the parking lot and walks up to security.  Miller asks where he could find some guy named Tony Asp.
 
 
 
 

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