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Eric
Swanson
Swanson
walks out and talks about how cool he is, and how cool Tim Schumann is,
and how Sheetar will soon capture all of the belts, and it will be very
nice. Then, he formally introduces the newest member of Sheetar,
Tim Schumann.
Laura Kumm/Bianka Groves vs. Nichole Green/Megan Meyer
Green
and Meyer are kickin' some serious ass, and Groves is trying to mount a
comeback, but to no avail. Breezy Bryant begins to walk to the ring,
and Beka Reiser is right behind her. Reiser stops Bryant and tells
her not to do anything too drastic. Reiser tells her to just go in
back and have a V8. As Bryant walks towards the back, Reiser runs
to the timekeeper's table, grabs Green's belt, and hits Meyer in the head.
Taking advantage, Kumm pins her.
Winner:
Kumm/Groves
ManKid vs. Jason Hofer vs. Rumpshaker Slim
This
match was signed by Commissioner Matt Miller, and the winner will become
number one contender to the Lightweight belt, and will face Sam Larson
at SFWF Starcade. The match starts out with ManKid and Hofer ganging
up on Rumpshaker Slim, beating on him until he was down for good.
This is when ManKid and Hofer beging fighting over who gets to pin him.
Tempers flare and ManKid hits Hofer, who counters by hitting ManKid.
ManKid is pushed into the ref, who falls down. ManKid takes advantage
of this to produce some ManChowder from his pocket, and he throws it into
the face of Hofer. Hofer stumbles around and delivers a low blow
to ManKid's golden juevos. ManKid falls, and Hofer starts hitting
him and stuff. While this is happening, Rumpshaker Slim has recovered
and is climbing the top rope, from where he connects with a Rumpshaker
DEEEEE-luxe onto both Hofer and ManKid. R'shaker is given the win
as the ref wakes up.
Winner:
R'shaker
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Matt
Miller
Miller
limps out, with crutches, and attempts to say something, but instead is
attacked by a screaming lunatic Owen Haubert. Owen grabs the mic
and says how pissed he and Ian are about the PayPerView, and how they are
going to rip shit up in the SFWF now. Owen then calls himself God
and instructs Miller to bow before him. Miller refuses, and Owen
then tries to shove Miller's crutch up his ass. Tracy Holmoe runs
out in the nick of time and kicks Owen in the ball bag. Owen whimpers
away.
Sam Larson vs. Big Fresh
Sam
Larson does those lightweight things he does so well. What a pretty
little man Sam Larson is. Look at him fly and soar. Look at
him punch and kick with ease. Look at him hit Big Fresh with the
Flying Cross Body Bonch. Look at him win with the Bamf Hurracarana.
Winner:
Larson
Wyatt Ensz vs. Ian Haubert
Ensz
walks out. As he is getting into the ring, the lights go out and
the Hauberts music starts out. The lights come back on and Owen and
Ian are running to ringside, with shovels. Ensz starts out kicking
Ian and stuff, and then Owen hits Ensz with the shovel. Ian is disqualified.
Winner:
Ensz (by DQ)
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Corey
Vilhauer
Vilhauer
walks out and announces the main event: Jim Peterson vs. Stepdaddy.
Vilhauer then called Stepdaddy out. When Stepdaddy walks out, Vilhauer
reminds Stepdaddy of the clause he signed in his contract. Stepdaddy
looks confused, and Vilhauer keeps talking. Vilhauer says that Stepdaddy
is required to agree with any decision that Vilhauer makes regarding his
matches. Stepdaddy asks what this is all about, and Vilhauer announces
that he must job this match...he must lose to Jim Peterson. Stepdaddy
says "fuck that shit" and starts to walk off. Vilhauer says "there
is only one way to get out of this without committing breach of contract"
Stepdaddy flips Vilhauer off and walks off.
Tim Schumann vs. "Mr. Russell"
Schumann
comes from the back to Sheetar's music. Russell rassles around for
a while, and finally gets Schumann set up for his piledriver off the turnbuckle,
but Swanson runs out and trips Russell, dropping him to the ground.
Schumann gets Russell in the Conjectivitus, and Russell gives up in no
time.
Winner:
Schumann
Main Event
Jim
Peterson vs. Stepdaddy
Peterson walks out, then Stepdaddy walks out, then Vilhauer walks out. Vilhauer reminds Stepdaddy that he is signed to lose. Unless Peterson is going to blatently just lay down, Stepdaddy must lose this match, or be suspended for a long time. Peterson and Stepdaddy look at each other, then Peterson lays down. Stepdaddy pins him. Vilhauer is irate, and he jumps in the ring and starts yelling at Stepdaddy, and asks why Peterson didn't keep the belt. Peterson responds by saying that he never really wanted the belt anyway, he just wanted to beat up Owen. Fuck you, prick. Peterson walks off, and as Vilhauer starts to follow him, Stepdaddy grabs his newly won belt and chases Vilhauer down. Vilhauer turns around and blocks the hit, and kicks him in the gut, and lays down the People's DDT. He then tells Stepdaddy that he is forced into rasslin' him at SFWF Starcade, for his belt. Stay tuned for Pacific Blue, where A.C.Slater gets herpes. Buy our stuff.