Pyro and shit are a blazin’ as this PPV gets underway.
 

Dave Miller vs. Tony Asp

Miller starts out by bringing Asp down with a scissors takedown.  Asp hops back up and levels Miller with a clothesline.  Miller staggers back, and Asp brings him down with a snap suplex.  Miller stumbles outside of the ring, where he grabs a chair.  Asp hops out, and Miller swings.  Asp catches the chair and pulls it away from Miller.  Miller turns to run, but Asp catches the back of his leg with the chair.  Miller trips and slams into the steel stairs, where Asp begins to smash Miller over the head.  Asp picks Miller up, throws him into the ring, and climbs in after.  Asp hooks his arms underneath Miller’s… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!!  ASP WINS!  Asp rolls out and stomps to the back.

Winner:  Tony Asp
 

Backstage:
Cody Schlenker walks out of his locker room and sees Terry Taylor.  Taylor calls him over for an interview.  Schlenker begins to talk about how his match is going to go tonight, when Jason Hofer and Crispy both run over to him.  Crispy grabs Schlenker and smashes his head into the wall behind him, while Hofer tells Taylor that he will not have any match tonight.  Hofer says that he is here to support the true muscle in the SFWF… Eric Swanson..  As Hofer and Crispy walk off, Schlenker is attended to by EMT’s and stretchered out of the arena.
 

Winner to become #1 contender to the SFWF Women’s belt
Mary Campbell vs. Bianka Groves

Groves starts out by locking up with Campbell.  Campbell pushes back, sending Groves to the corner.  Campbell runs to Groves, but Groves kicks back and knocks Campbell down.  Campbell slowly gets up.  Groves runs around Campbell and tries a german suplex, but Campbell reverses the move into a small package, which garners a two count.  Groves pops out and comes at Campbell with a clothesline.  Campbell grabs Groves’ arm and brings her down into an armbar.  Groves kicks out and grabs Campbell’s hair, pulling her to the mat.  The ref comes over to stop, but Groves pushes him away, grabbing Campbell by the arm and sending her towards the ropes.  Campbell springs back and is hit with a boot to the face.  Groves picks Campbell up and attempts a figure four.  Both women are in the middle of the ring… no where to go.  Campbell is close to giving up, until she turns Groves’ figure four over.. she has REVERSED IT..  Groves kicks out, and as she is getting up, Campbell grabs Groves… INVERTED DDT!!!  Campbell goes for the pin… and gets it!!  Campbell is the #1 contender!!

Winner:  Mary Campbell
 

SFWF BBBoIF Title Match
Tim Schumann vs. Ray Kimal vs. Crispy

Champion Crispy walks out with the belt in his arm.  Kimal limps to the ring, still hurting from his injury on Monday.  When Schumann hits the ring, he and Kimal go at it.  Kimal tries for a suplex, but Schumann reverses it and snap suplexes Kimal.  Crispy runs over and kicks at the leg of Kimal.  Schumann joins in, and both men are kicking at the injured leg of Kimal.  Kimal finally rolls to the outside of the ring while Crispy and Schumann fight in the ring.  Schumann blocks a suplex attempt again, but Crispy lets go and kicks Schumann in the gut.  Schumann reels back, only to be pulled over the top rope by Kimal.  Kimal smashes Schumann into the announce table.  Schumann grabs Kimal, but Kimal reverses and throws Schumann into the guardrail.  Kimal limps back into the ring, where Crispy brings him down with a clothesline.  Crispy grabs Kimal’s leg and locks a Texas-cloverleaf on.  Kimal reaches for the ropes.  Schumann crawls into the ring and kicks Crispy off just as Kimal is about to give up.  Crispy gets up and pushes Schumann away.  Schumann grabs Crispy and picks him up… FALLAWAY SLAM!!  Crispy rolls to the outside.  Schumann turns around and Kimal decks him in the face.  The ref comes over to warn Kimal.  Crispy rolls back in the ring and grabs the staggering Schumann, picks him up.. DIAPER RASH…ONE… TWO… Kimal breaks up the pin attempt.  Crispy runs at Kimal, who tries to send him over with a back body drop, but only succeeds in falling down.  The pain in Kimal’s leg is too much.  Once again, Crispy locks a leg lock on Kimal, but this time, Schumann is right there to knock him off.  Schumann picks Crispy up.. CONJECTIVITUS!!!  Crispy can’t take anymore…  Kimal runs over and bounces off of the ropes.  On his way back, he grabs Schumann’s head and bulldogs it.  This sends Schumann landing on top of Crispy.  Kimal kicks Schumann off of Crispy, brings Crispy over to the corner, and sets him up.  Schumann gets up and runs after Kimal.  Kimal kicks Schumann back with his good leg, climbs the turnbuckle… DVD OFF THE TOPE ROPE!!!   Kimal goes for the pin… one … TWO.. THREE!!!   Kimal wins the BBBoIF!!!

Winner:  Ray Kimal
 

Backstage:
Bianka Groves is talking to Terry Taylor.  Groves tells Taylor that the reason she lost tonight is because she was still thinking about her beating by Breezy and Beka.  Groves tells Taylor that she has gotten a friend, and that those two are going to pay.  Taylor says “that’s ridiculous, you lost because Meyer was the better woman.”  Groves tells Taylor to watch his mouth, and that she has some business to take care of.
Meanwhile, in the ring, the cage is being lowered.
 

Hell In The Cell
Breezy Bryant vs. Beka Reiser.

Reiser and Bryant get into the ring and the cage is lowered.  Bryant grabs Reiser and throws her into the ropes.  Reiser holds on to the ropes and Bryant swings into the air.  Reiser bolts out and clotheslines Bryant.  Bryant starts to get up, but Reiser kicks her back down.  Reiser picks Bryant up and throws her over the ropes into the cage.  Bryant hits the floor.  Reiser climbs the turnbuckle and grabs ahold of the top of the cage.  As Bryant climbs back into the ring, Reiser drops from the cage top with a dropkick to Bryant’s head.  Bryant goes down.  Reiser picks Bryant up and attempts a T-bone suplex.  Bryant blocks it and smashes her elbow into Reiser’s head.  Reiser goes down, and Bryant grabs Reiser’s hair.  At this time, the cage begins to lift up.  Bryant throws Reiser into the turnbuckle, then stops when she notices the ring moving.  Reiser gets up and stops as well.  Both women look around, until Bianka Groves and Heather Curtis run out.  Groves hops in the ring and starts wailing on Reiser, while Curtis begins to beat up on Bryant.  Groves takes Reiser to the outside of the ring and piledrives her through a table.  Curtis signals for the cage to be brought down, then pulls Bryant up to the turnbuckle, where she ties Bryant to the cage BY HER HAIR!!  Bryant tries to get untied, but Curtis signals for the cage to be lifted again.  Curtis runs out to help Bianka as the cage is lifted.  Bryant grabs ahold of the side of the cage and holds on for dear life.  The cage stops lifting when it is about four feet off of the ground.  Curtis slides a table under the ropes as Groves starts to climb the cage.  When Groves gets to where Bryant is hanging on to, she reaches into her pocket… SCISSORS!!!  SHE IS GOING TO CUT BRYANT OFF!!!  Curtis, meanwhile, sets up a table right below where Bryant will land.  Reiser, who is just getting up from the piledriver, looks up and sees what is going on.  Reiser reaches under the ring apron and pulls out some rope.  Reiser then hops into the ring.  Curtis goes after Reiser, but Reiser pulls back and punches Curtis in the face.  Curtis falls back, knocked out, and Reiser puts Curtis on the table… and TIES HER ON!!  Reiser then gets out of the ring and hops up on the cage.  Bryant is still hanging on to dear life while Groves is cutting Bryant off.  Groves cuts through just as Reiser grabs ahold of Groves’ leg and pulls her off.  Reiser follows Groves and the two brawl outside the ring, while Bryant looks down and sees Curtis tied to the table.  About this time, Curtis wakes up, finds out she is tied to the table, and freaks out.  Bryant moves a little to the left, climbs up a few more feet, and launches herself off of the cage… FROG SPLASH ONTO CURTIS!!!  Bryant smashes through the table and onto Curtis.  Groves notices this and both women run into the ring.  Reiser grabs Bryant and pulls her to the back, while EMT’s once again come out to get the remains of Heather Curtis.

Winner: No Contest
 

SFWF Lightweight Title Match
Sam Larson vs. Ryan Swanson

Before the match, Tracy Holmoe walks out and goes on about how she is tougher than all of the women in the SFWF, and probably tougher than most of the men.  She then rags on about how she really deserves a shot at the title.  With this, Ryan Swanson walks out and tells her to shut up.  Holmoe steps back and lets Swanson head to the ring.  Once Larson makes it in, Swanson and Larson shake hands.  Larson and Swanson lock up, until Larson is pushed into the ropes, where the ref breaks up the lockup.  Larson kicks Swanson in the side, causing Swanson to stumble a bit.  Larson takes advantage by dropkicking Swanson in the leg.  Swanson hits the mat, while Larson grabs Swanson’s head.  Larson picks Swanson up, but Swanson breaks away and hip tosses Larson.  Larson gets up and Swanson brings him down with a snap suplex.  Swanson locks a headlock onto Larson.  Holmoe gets on the announce set and tells the announcers that this match is boring.  Holmoe tells the announcers that she should have the title shot, and that she is going to make things happen for her.  Holmoe gets off the mic, as Larson breaks out of the headlock.  Larson bounces against the ropes, but Swanson kicks him away and into the corner… Swanson heads up the turnbuckle… TORNADO DDT!!  Swanson gets up and poses, but Holmoe hops up on the apron.  Swanson turns around and is hit by Holmoe.  The ref doesn’t see.  Swanson staggers back and trips over Larson, who rolls Swanson up… and gets the pin!!  We have a new SFWF Lightweight Champ!!  After the match, Holmoe hops in and waits for the other two Women’s title challengers to enter.

Winner:  Sam Larson
 

SFWF Women’s Title Match
Heather Curtis vs. Tracy Holmoe vs. Megan Meyer

Heather Curtis limps out to the ring.  Megan Meyer runs out and knocks Curtis down.  Holmoe gives the belt to the timekeeper, then walks off to the back.  Meyer looks back at Holmoe, then down at Curtis.  Meyer picks Curtis up, throws her to the ropes, and brings her down with a huracanrana.  She gets the pin in no time.  Megan Meyer is the new SFWF Women’s champion.

Winner:  Megan Meyer.
 

Backstage:
At ringside, the cage is lowered again.
In the back, Corey Vilhauer is seen in the back talking to Jim Peterson and ManKid.  Vilhauer is telling ManKid what he needs to know about refereeing tonight.
Meanwhile, Owen Haubert is talking to Ian Haubert about the world title match tonight.
 

Hell in the Cell
Matt Miller vs. Big Fresh

Miller and Fresh get started by locking up, then breaking the lock up.  Fresh grabs Miller, but Miller stops cold and punches Fresh in the gut.  Miller grabs Fresh and throws him into the cage.  Fresh falls back, and is already bleeding.  Miller picks Fresh up and snap suplexes him again.  Fresh slowly gets to his knees, and Miller kicks him down.  Miller bounces to the ropes and smashes Fresh’s face into the mat.  Fresh rolls over and out to the ring apron.  Miller looks to the back and sees Ryan Swanson running to the cage with a bag.  Swanson jumps on the cage and starts climbing.  Ryan gets on top and pulls out a large wire cutter.  While Miller watches Swanson, Fresh crawls over and low blows Miller.  Fresh then props himself up in the corner, takes off his shirt… to reveal a SONS OF SHEETAR SHIRT!!  The Froot Booties are all the way Sheetar now!!  Fresh gets up and runs over to Miller, who is getting up from his knees.  Fresh blocks a Miller punch, then kicks Miller to the corner.  Fresh climbs the turnbuckle, but Miller grabs him.. Powerbomb!!  Fresh tries to get up, but Miller executes a move that looks a lot like the Red-Headed Stepchild.  Fresh crawls to the ropes and Miller lets go.  On top of the cage, Ryan Swanson cuts a hole in the top.  The piece of chain link falls to the mat, and Fresh grabs it.  Miller goes to grab Fresh, but Fresh smashes the piece of fence into his face.  Fresh jumps on top of Miller and starts grinding the fence into his chest.  An ECW chant starts up, for some reason.  Miller finally kicks Fresh off, and Fresh walks underneath Swanson again.  This time, Swanson reaches into his back and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles.  Swanson drops them to Fresh, who catches them and puts them on.  Miller turns around and sees Fresh running at him.  Miller kicks Fresh away, but Fresh comes back and knocks Miller into the corner with a brass knuckled hand.  Miller slumps down, and Fresh picks him up and sets him up on the turnbuckle.  HURACANRANNA!!!  Miller hits the mat hard and Fresh looks up to Swanson again.  Suddenly, the crowd cheers as “Mr. Russell” runs out!!  Russell hops onto the cage and begins to climb.  Russell reaches the top and Swanson grabs a bat.  Russell ducks a bat swing, kicks Swanson in the gut, and THROWS HIM OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!  Swanson lands in the crowd, where the people catch him.  Swanson gets out of the crowd and runs to the back.  Meanwhile, Miller is slowly getting up from his last hit.  Fresh runs over to where Miller is, and Miller punches Fresh in the gut.  Fresh doubles over, and Miller grabs him… MILLER TIME!!!   Miller goes for the pin… and gets it!  The cage lifts and both men leave.  Russell starts to come down.

Winner:  Matt Miller
 

SFWF U.S. Heavyweight Title Match
“Mr. Russell” vs. Rumpshaker Slim

As Russell is getting down from the cage, Slim walks out with a mic.  “Russell, you know, and I know, that there are only two people in this company who can take a decent bump.  You can, and I can.”  Russell stops his decent.  “So, how about we give these fans what they came for.  How about we give these fans a decent hardcore match, with that title on the line.  WHY DON’T YOU WRESTLE ME ON TOP OF THAT CAGE!!”  The crowd goes absolutely ape shit as Russell climbs the cage again.  Slim runs down the aisle and climbs the other side.  Once Slim gets to the top, Russell grabs Slim.  Russell knocks Slim down with a short clothesline.  Slim slowly gets up, and Russell knocks him down again.  Slim gets up one more time, and Russell grabs him.  Belly to Back suplex.  Slim lands only a few feet away from the edge.  Russell walks over and picks Slim up.  Slim counters with a low blow.  Slim sees the bag next to him and reaches inside.  Slim pulls out a broken end of a shovel.  Russell gets to his feet, but is knocked back down with the edge of the shovel.  Slim looks at the shovel and throws it off the side.  Russell rolls on the cage to a spot only two feet from the edge.  Slim calls down for a microphone, and one of the announcers throws one up.  “So, you think you can deal with me?  I have competed in barbed wire matches… I have competed in moving van matches.. and you think you can beat me at my own game?  Well fuck you, Russell.”  Slim takes the mic and smashes it on the back of Russell’s head.  Russell slowly rolls back to the center, and Slim picks him up.  T-bone suplex!!  Russell rolls closer to the edge, and Slim starts to kick him.  Russell is only one foot from the edge.  Slim reaches down to pick Russell up… but Russell hangs on… Russell pulls – RUMPSHAKER SLIM IS THROWN OFF THE CAGE!!  RUMPSHAKER SLIM GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!  GOOD GAWD, WILL SOMEBODY STOP THIS MATCH!!  Russell staggers to his feet and raises his arms, then starts to climb down the cage.  Russell motions for the cage to be raised.  The cage raises to the ceiling and Russell reaches through the rubble.  Russell picks Rumpshaker up and pulls him into the ring.  Russell goes for the pin… one… two…thr.  GOOD GOD!!  SLIM IS STILL ALIVE!!  Slim rolls to the side, and Russell picks him up.  Belly to Belly overhead suplex.  Russell goes for the pin, but Slim kicks out again.  Finally, Russell picks Slim up, motions for the piledriver, and sets him up.  As Russell walks over to the corner, Slim starts kicking.  Russell turns to stop Slim, but Slim slides down Russell’s back and lands on the mat.  Russell turns around to find Slim standing up and swaying.  Russell throws a punch, but Slim somehow ducks.  Slim grabs Russell, throws him to the corner, and flips him around… SODAMIGO!  Russell falls backward AND SLIM CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE!!!  RUMPSHAKER DELUXE!!!  RUMPSHAKER GETS THE PIN!!!   Rumpshaker grabs the U.S. belt, then falls over.  EMT’s run out to help both men to the back.

Winner:  Rumpshaker Slim
 

After the match.
Both men get a standing ovation from the crowd as well as from the men in back who came out to watch.
 

Triple Main Event
Corey Vilhauer vs. Ian Haubert

Haubert and Vilhauer begin by brawling around the ring.  Vilhauer pushes Ian into the ropes and the ref breaks up the move.  Ian pushes back and clotheslines Vilhauer.  Vilhauer staggers back and hits the mat, where Ian drops down and applies a leg hold.  Vilhauer scrambles for the ropes.  Ian lets go and gets up, bringing Vilhauer with him.  Vilhauer breaks away and grabs Haubert for a belly to back suplex.  Haubert hits hard.  Vilhauer locks a figure-four leg lock on, but Haubert makes it to the ropes.  Vilhauer picks Haubert up and throws him to the ropes.  Haubert is caught in a one-handed choke slam off of the ropes.  Vilhauer begins to climb the turnbuckle, but Haubert gets up quick enough to hit Vilhauer.  Vilhauer loses his balance… and falls backward.  Vilhauer grabs ahold of the ropes as he is falling, but cracks his head on the ring apron.  Haubert runs over and grabs Vilhauer.  Vilhauer is staggering around.  This brings Eric Swanson out.  Swanson runs to ringside just as Haubert is placing Vilhauer in the Iron Maiden.  Vilhauer frantically gives up, and Swanson hops in the ring.  Swanson grabs Vilhauer, picks him up… MURDER ONE!!!  Swanson hops out of the ring and hangs near the announce table.  The cage begins to lower.

Winner:  Ian Haubert
 

Triple Main Event
Hell in the Cell
Jim Peterson vs. Eric Swanson

Eric Swanson and Peterson get in the ring as it is finally lowered.  Peterson and Swanson start jawing off to each other.  Peterson gets really close to Swanson, and both men begin to yell.  Finally, Swanson pushes Peterson, and Peterson fires back with a punch in the face.  Swanson staggers back, and Peterson comes after him again.  Peterson throws Swanson to the ropes.  Swanson ducks a clothesline and fires back with a flying body block.  Peterson hits the mat and gets up.  Swanson comes back again with another body block.  Peterson steps out of the way and grabs Swanson when he lands.  Peterson comes down with a german suplex.  Swanson gets up and backs up into the corner.  Peterson comes at him, but Swanson lifts his leg, causing Peterson to stop.  Swanson grabs Peterson… brain buster!  Peterson hits the mat and lays there for a while.  Swanson goes for the pin, but Peterson kicks out.  Peterson gets up, and Swanson brings him down again with a big running knee to the face.  Peterson staggers back, allowing Swanson to grab him.  Swanson picks Peterson up and rams his head into the cage.  Peterson grabs onto the ropes and pulls himself off of Swanson.  Swanson goes for Peterson, but Peterson kicks off of the ropes, sending Swanson back to the other side of the ring.  Peterson turns around and spears Swanson into the turnbuckle.  Peterson picks Swanson up, sets up for a small powerbomb, and powerbombs him into the turnbuckle!  Peterson holds on!  Peterson picks Swanson up again… and powerbombs him into the side of the cage!  THE CAGE MOVES.!  One side of the cage becomes unlatched.  Seeing this, Swanson lays low for a few seconds while Peterson sizes up his next move.  When Peterson comes at Swanson, Swanson grabs Peterson and sends him flying into the side of the cage.  Metal pops as Peterson brings the side of the cage down with the force of his body.  Swanson runs to the other side as the ceiling begins to fall.  Peterson limps back in the ring and grabs ahold of a swinging piece of ceiling.  Peterson swings at Swanson, who is just getting up.  Peterson dropkicks Swanson, picks Swanson up… T-BONE SUPLEX!!!  Peterson goes for his finisher… Swanson flips Peterson over his back!!!  SWANSON GOES FOR THE CONJECTIVITUS!!!  Peterson struggles… but Swanson locks it in!!!  Swanson has the match won!  Peterson won’t give up!  Then, as if by cue, Threadbare fires up and Corey Vilhauer runs to the ring.  Swanson drops Peterson and turns around.  Vilhauer kicks Swanson in the gut… PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  Vilhauer leaves the ring (very Austin-esque) and Peterson slowly gets up, looks down, and grabs Swanson.  The crowd erupts as Peterson picks Swanson up… “I fuck you” Powerbomb!!!  Peterson gets the win!!!

Winner:  Jim Peterson
 

Backstage:
ManKid gets his referee shirt on.  In two separate parts of the arena, SFWF Champion Stepdaddy and Owen Haubert walk to the ring.
 

Triple Main Event
SFWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Special Guest Referee:  ManKid
Stepdaddy vs. Owen Haubert

Stepdaddy begins by taking Owen down with a leg scissors.  Stepdaddy picks Owen up, and Owen reverses it into a Russian leg sweep.  Owen drops down on Stepdaddy and begins pounding on him.  ManKid runs over and tells Owen to get off.  Owen flips ManKid off and gets up, kicking Stepdaddy on the way up.  Owen picks Stepdaddy up, and Stepdaddy grabs Owen and throws him to the corner.  Owen hits and staggers out, where Stepdaddy clotheslines him.  Stepdaddy throws Owen back into the corner and goes up for a Mocha Bomb.  Owen punches his way out, stands up on the turnbuckle… FIVE star Frog Splash!!  Stepdaddy rolls to the outside, where Owen follows.  Owen grabs a chair, and Stepdaddy dropkicks the chair into Owen’s face.  Owen falls back, and Stepdaddy picks the chair up.  Stepdaddy smashes the chair over Owen’s head and gets back in the ring.  Owen hops in the ring with a chair.  Owen swings the chair, and ManKid grabs it from him.  Owen turns around and drops the chair.  Owen and ManKid face off.  From behind, Stepdaddy grabs Owen’s head and drops down with a reverse DDT.  Owen rolls to the side, and Stepdaddy picks him up.  ManKid helps get Owen on Stepdaddy’s shoulders… MOchaDROP!!  OWEN REVERSES IT INTO A ROLL UP PIN!!  ManKid won’t count!  Owen gets up, and ManKid tells him that Stepdaddy’s foot was in the ropes.  Owen turns away for a second, then turns back and clobbers ManKid.  ManKid staggers back, and Owen picks him up, walks over to the ropes… AND THROWS HIM INTO THE PORTUGESE BROADCASTING TABLE!!!  Owen turns around to see Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy grabs Owen again… MOCHA DROP!!!  Stepdaddy goes for the pin… no ref!!!  Finally, a ref runs out.. a masked ref.  Stepdaddy picks Owen up again and Mocha Drops him, but when he goes for the pin, the masked ref is standing outside looking at ManKid.  Finally, Stepdaddy gets up and starts yelling at the masked ref.  The ref turns around and flips him off.  Owen crawls over to where Stepdaddy is standing… grabs him with a schoolboy roll up… the masked ref slides into the ring…ONETWOTHREE!!! A FAST COUNT WINS IT FOR OWEN!!!  OWEN IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!!  Owen rolls out and grabs the belt, then runs to the backstage area with the ref following.  The ref takes his mask off… IAN HAUBERT!!!  Both Hauberts run off to the back as we go off the air.

Winner:  Owen Haubert
 
 

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