interview
Owen Haubert

Haubert is in ringside, with fellow Press Your Luck members.  To his immediate right is Ian Haubert, who holds the Haubert's tag belts.  "Ladies and Gentlemen, is has come to my attention that President Corey Vilhauer and the powers that be are trying to once again screw us out of any chances and any belts we may ever have.  Now, it is my understanding that Vilhauer has not made it to the arena yet, so until he arrives, no match will be safe.  We in Press Your Luck will dismantle any wrestler who tries to stop us, and we will not stop until Vilhauer comes out here and hears our plea.  Number one:  A title shot tonight against Stepdaddy.  Number two:  A title shot for Ian tonight against Eric Swanson.  Number three:  "Mr. Russell" wants a shot at Sam Larson.  These are our demands, my adoring public.  Now, as a sacrifice, Ryan and Big Fresh are in back serving up demand number three."  A camera cuts to the back to find Ryan and Big Fresh knocking down the dressing room door of Sam Larson, dragging him out, and beating him.  Eventually, Larson is brought to the ring and dropped, where "Mr. Russell" begins pounding on him.  Everyone is shouting "where's Big Sexy the Granola eater?" and "Where's the dumb bitch to help you".  Then the lights go out, Stepdaddy walks out, and grabs a mic.  "Owen, you disgrace all that is the SFWF, and i couldn't stand to watch what was happening anymore.  You want a match tonight?  You got it."  "Gee, Stepdaddy, that's great, but Ian still doesn't have what he wants, so our plan will go on."  Stepdaddy runs to the ring and PYL scatters.
 

Andy Torres vs. Jasin Hoeferr

Torres walked out, looked Hoeferr in the face, and executed the Flying Pandemonium.  After Torres pinned Hoeferr, PYL walked out with Cody in front.  "Poor young Torres, pining over the loss of the big bad ManKid gimmick.  Oh, how your father would be so dissapointed to see his son lose his mask so unceremoniously, and to lose it to a mid-card flunkie like Jason Hofer...ouch!  that has got to hit you right where it hurts.  Well, i tell ya what.  If you think you can handle it, i might just bring out someone you would enjoy seeing."  At this point, Ryan Swanson walks out in full ManKid gear, and starts to talk. "look here, son, you are a disgrace to the Torres name.  If i wasn't so dead, i would whip your ass worse than any mid-card flunkie could."  At this, Torres erupted, ran after Ryan, but was met by all of PYL, who dismantled him.
Winner:  Torres
 

Nichole Green vs. Beka Reiser

The match started with Green gaining an early advantage.  But just as Reiser was about to reverse a DDT, PYL once again came out, jumped in the ring, and threw everyone out.  Owen grabbed a mic and started talking again.  "Vilhauer, i sense that you are hiding from me, the man who you could never beat, the man you will never beat.  But you can hide all you want... the simple fact is that there will be no card tonight until you face me.  Face to face, bitch."
Winner: NO CONTEST
 

Crispy vs. Wyatt Ensz

When Crispy and Wyatt came to ringside, PYL was still in the ring.  Security could not pull them out.  Crispy got in the ring and started up with Big Fresh and Ryan Swanson, who he had issues with last week.  Wyatt then went after all three, while the rest of PYL watched.  Cody pulled forward to help, but was held back by Owen.  Rumpshaker Slim came out to help Crispy, but was jumped by Ian and Owen.  Eventually, all of Press Your Luck were beating the three men in the ring.  In the back a limo pulled up and from it ran Jim Peterson.  Peterson ran to the ring, and when PYL saw him, they scattered out of the ring.
 

interview:
Jim Peterson

Peterson grabs a mic.  "I have witnessed tonight's mess in it's entirety from my TV in the limo on my way from the airport.  My first issue is this.  "Mr. Russell",  you have overstepped the line one too many times.  Tonight was the breaking point.  Now, i was talking to Sam Larson from the hospital, and he told me to tell you this.  Ten days from now, at PYL: Executive decision, you will face him in a Texas Deathmatch.  No DQ, Three falls.  Now, to my next order of business.  When i arrived here, i noticed our President pulling into the building.  I'm sure he is here by now, so i will call him out, for everyone's benifit... HEY LIMP DICK!"  Vilhauer walks out of the entryway and stands.  "Boys, from what i have heard, Press Your Luck has tried to make a mockery of the SFWF.  Well, here i am, ask away."  Owen grabs a mic, "the only thing we want now is for Ian Haubert to have a shot against Eric Swanson tonight."  "Owen, you know it isn't my place to sign Eric in any matches he doesn't agree to first... but of course i am president, and i don't really give a damn what Eric wants.  So you've got it.  Now get your greasy ass out of here."  Peterson speaks up, "Wait, wait wait,... Vilhauer, you see, i also have a request.  At this point in time, i don't exactly trust anyone on the SFWF payroll.  I don't trust the ring constructers, i don't trust the merchandise vendors, and i especially don't trust the referees.  So what i am asking is that Stepdaddy and i hire our own referee."  "Who, Terry Taylor?  i'm afraid i cannot allow you two marks to have your own referee.  But instead, i offer you this suggestion.  How about you choose someone from the league here... In fact, i will choose for you... uhh.. ME.  Yeah, that sounds great... I will referee your world title match."  Peterson looks pissed, and Vilhauer speaks on, "Oh, and Jim?  Don't worry about me being biased.  I hate you both equally.  And i promise you that i will crown a winner..."  Vilhauer walks off.
 

Breezy Bryant vs. Megan Meyer

Meyer and Bryant trade blows for a while, but when Bryant goes for a pin, the girls of Seasoned Meat come out and drag her off.  Beka begins beating on her, while Laura Kumm and Bianka Groves hold her down.  Meyer jumps down, throws them off, and shoves Bryant back in the ring to pin her again.  Bryant kicks out and gets up.  Beka jumps in the ring and attacks Bryant, disqualifying Meyer.  Bryant goes after Beka, and Meyer attacks the two girls outside the ring.
Winner:  Bryant by DQ
 

Jason Hofer vs. "Mr. Russell"

Russell kept yelling about Sam the entire time he was in the ring.  Finally, Jason threw Russell into the ropes, grabbed him, and exectued his new move... a modified neck-breaker suplex known as the Coma-plex.  Russell was out, and Hofer pinned him.
Winner:  Hofer
 

The Sons of Bitches vs. Ryan Swanson/Big Fresh

The winner of this match goes on to face The Hauberts at the PPV.  Miller started out strong, even getting Swanson up in some sort of Torture rack type of move.  Holmoe and Miller kept Swanson in their corner and kept tagging back and forth.  Holmoe pinned Swanson, but he kicked out.  Swanson almost made it to his corner, but a tagged Matt Miller pulled him back.  Big Fresh came in to help, but the ref held him back, allowing Miller to start choking him.  Eventually, Swanson was put in a sleeper hold and was apparently knocked out.  Big Fresh jumped in again, but to no avail.  Then, from the back, Tim Jewell walked out and went to the corner of Big Fresh.  He pulled Big Fresh out and started hitting him with a chair.  Big Fresh was thrown back in the ring and Tracy attempted another pin.  But Swanson kicked out!!!  Tracy, getting up, turned to tag Miller, but was grabbed by Swanson.  Using every ounce of energy he had, Swanson whipped Holmoe around and finished her with a Tornado DDT.  Swanson pinned Holmoe just before Miller jumped in to help Holmoe.
Winner: Swanson/B.Fresh
 

Eric Swanson vs. Ian Haubert

Ian walks to the ring with Owen, who has a match next.  Eric walks out with the belt and Jay Bethke.  Jay takes the belt and sits next to Owen.  Ian trips Eric up and goes for the Iron Maiden right away, but Swanson pulls away just in time.  As Ian goes after him again, Eric turns and hits him with a forearm.  The rasslin' goes on for a while in typical SFWF fashion, until Eric is thrown to the ropes and body slammed into the mat.  Ian signals for the Realm of Pain, puts Eric up in it, and the lights go out.  Ian drops Swanson, and Jason Hofer walks out again, holding a bat.  The lights come on and Ian is knocked out.  Swanson pins Haubert and Hofer jumps in the ring.  Owen pulls Ian out just as Jay Bethke jumps in.  Bethke goes after Hofer, but is also met with a bat.  Swanson grabs the mic.  "Hofer, you have not only screwed up this match, but you have screwed up the escense of The Sons of Sheetar.  This upcoming PPV, at OYT: Executive Decision, i challenge you to a match.  You and i, in a cage?"  "You know, Swanson, as great as that sounds, i have to expand on it.  How about this.  The loser of this "cage" match will...how should i put this... END thier Sheetar." "Yeah, i like that.  You've got it."  "Oh... i almost forgot.. instead of a cage... how about we make it a BARBED WIRE RING."  "Uh... sure.  why not."  "You've got it then, Swanson.  Barbed wire match, loser loses Sheetar... You and me"
 

Main Event
Stepdaddy vs. Owen Haubert

As Owen is getting in the ring, Vilhauer walks out with a mic.  "Owen, you are aware what is going in back, right?"  "What, Vilhauer"  "Well, the rest of PYL are bitching about how they never got any chances, and how you didn't hold out until they got one.  You see, when you made your demands, you only thought about you and your worthless brother.  Now i am afraid of a riot breaking out"  "What?  my men are behind me all the way, bitch"  "No, owen, i am sorry but they are not."  Vilhauer sits down in the front row. "but i tell you what, Owen.  When Executive Decision comes around, i think PYL will be alright.  In fact, just tonight i have signed both you and your brother in non-title matches for the PPV.  Owen, you will be facing Andy Torres, and Ian will be facing Corporate Sheetar's own Tim Jewell.  So you see?  no more problems."  Owen jumps out to try to attack Vilhauer, but the lights dim and Stepdaddy's music starts.  Stepdaddy gets in the ring and the two start brutally attacking each other.  Finally, Owen gets Stepdaddy set up for his scorpion death drop ddt thing... the Pain Killer.  Owen executes it perfectly, and Stepdaddy is down.  Owen goes for the pin... but Vilhauer gets in instead.  Vilhauer pulls Owen off of Stepdaddy, stands him up, and pulls off a President's DDT.  Haubert is down, and Vilhauer puts Stepdaddy's arm over Haubert.  The ref counts Stepdaddy the winner.  Vilhauer grabs a mic again.  "This goes out to all of the wrestlers of the SFWF.  No one had better mess with me or my Corporate Sheetar.  NOBODY.  Vilhauer turns back around to find Stepdaddy up and staring.  Vilhauer turns away, Stepdaddy grabs him... MOCHA DROP.  Crispy and Rumpshaker Slim run out and they all attack Vilhauer.  A camera is dispatched to the back, where we see Tim Schumann's car peeling out... with a tied up Matt Miller on top.  What the hell?  Out of fuckin' time.
 
 
 

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