Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer walks out to a huge pop.  Vilhauer enters the ring and grabs a mic.  “I would like to thank all of you out there, and all of the people here in the arena, for your support over the last few months.”  The crowd cheers, and a Corey chant starts up.  “Now, as you all may very well know, I am the new SFWF Commisioner… and I plan to begin my tenure by signing some matches tonight.”  The crowd cheers.  “Over the last few weeks, we have seen Tony Asp and Dave Miller at each other’s throats.  The same is true for ‘former’ SFWF Commisioner Jason Hofer and his recent adversary, Cody Schlenker.  Well, tonight in tag action, Tony Asp and Dave Miller will team up… against Jason Hofer and Cody Schlenker.  This should be an interesting fight.  Secondly, Owen Haubert will have a little warm up match in anticipation of his PayPerView match against Stepdaddy.  Owen will meet ManKid in that very ring tonight.”  Yay, says the crowd.  But in no time, the cheers turn to boos as President Eric Swanson walks out to the entrance ramp.  “Vilhauer, what are you doing?  Why are you changing all of the plans I had for this payPerView just four days before?”  “Eric, don’t think I forgot about you.  Tonight, you will face.. me.”  The crowd erupts.  “Come on, Vilhauer, you don’t think that I am really all that scared to face you, do you?”  “Oh, Eric, I’m not done.  You will face me… and Jim Peterson in a handicap match.”  The crowd goes crazy as Eric goes after Vilhauer.  From the back, Jim Peterson runs out and grabs Eric, throwing him into the guardrail.  Vilhauer picks the mic up again.  “Now listen, Eric, because what I have to say is very important.  There HAVE been a few changes to this months PayPerView… and I will list them off right now.  First of all, Ryan Swanson, the SFWF Lightweight champion, will be defending his belt against your very own Son of Sheetar Sam Larson.  Also, because of tonight’s tag match, I have decided to sign two more matches, where Dave Miller will face Tony Asp, and Jason Hofer will face Cody Schlenker.  IN addition to all of this…  We are all tired of seeing the same old Matt Miller/Big Fresh match.  So I have decided to bring four chainlink walls and a chainlink ceiling into it… yes, Eric, that is correct… a Hell in the Cell match between Matt Miller and Big Fresh.  And while we have the cage down, lets spruce up another stale match… how about, the Beka Reiser/Breezy Bryant match up.  So, that makes two Hell in a Cell matches, and since good things always come in three’s, lets make one more.  Like ERIC SWANSON AND JIM PETERSON…IN THE HELL IN A CELL!!!”  With this, Eric knocks Peterson back and jumps in the ring.  This brings ManKid to the ring.  ManKid jumps in and pulls Eric off of Vilhauer.  Vilhauer slowly gets up and sees that Owen Haubert has made it to the entrance way.  “Hello, Owen, I am glad you could make it.  The final ruling I have to make about this Thursday’s PPV, Déjà vu, deals with your match.  I have appointed a special guest referee for the SFWF Title match.  The man now standing next to me… ManKid.”  Owen goes to run to the ring, but is grabbed from behind by Stepdaddy, who has just come up behind him.  From behind Stepdaddy, Ian Haubert runs up and smashes a chair over Stepdaddy’s head.  Security runs out and clears the area for the first match.
 

Mary Campbell vs. Breezy Bryant

This match came about due to last weeks chair shots by Beka Reiser.  Campbell and Bryant both make their ways to the stage.  Campbell locks up with Bryant.  Bryant goes down with a headlock.  Campbell fights out of it and elbows Bryant in the stomach.  Bryant reels back as Campbell runs at her and takes her down with a clothesline.  Campbell pulls Bryant up.  Bryant breaks free and kicks Campbell in the knee.  Campbell goes down, and Bryant begins to work on the knee.  Campbell tries to break away from Bryant, but Bryant slaps a reverse figure four on.  When the ref turns away, Beka Reiser runs to the ring.  Reiser grabs a chair and sits down next to the ring.  Campbell finally grabs the ropes and Bryant lets go.  Bryant throws Campbell to the ropes, but Campbell reverses and sends Bryant to the corner, where she is set up for a superplex.  Bianka Groves runs out and grabs Bryant’s leg to stop Campbell from doing the move.  Instead, Campbell hops off and Bryant loses her balance, sending her falling outside of the ring.  Bryant gets up and faces off against Groves.  IN the meantime, Campbell is mouthing off to Reiser.  Reiser takes offence and hops in the ring.  Campbell rolls out and grabs a chair.  Campbell hops back in, but is followed by Bryant.  Bryant taps Campbell on the shoulder, and as she turns around, Reiser grabs the chair and smashes it over Campbell’s head.  The ref calls the DQ, and Reiser and Bryant stare each other down.  Bryant then leaves the ring with Reiser standing there.

Winner (by DQ):  Mary Campbell
 

Backstage:
Eric Swanson is stomping around and yelling.  Jason Hofer comes up, and Swanson starts to blame it on him and his inability to even win an election.  Hofer just drops his head and walks off.
 

Jason Hofer/Cody Schlenker vs. Tony Asp/Dave Miller

Hofer and Miller start out in the ring.  Hofer begins dominating Miller, eventually sending him outside the ring.  Asp hops off of the ring apron and walks over to Miller.  Asp slaps Miller in the face and tosses him into the ring.  Hofer grabs Miller and brings him down with a belly to belly suplex.  Miller staggers over to Asp’s corner and Asp tags himself in.  Asp runs over and knocks Hofer down.  Hofer fights back, but Asp kicks Hofer back to the corner.  Asp runs at Hofer and clotheslines him over the top rope.  Miller asks to be tagged in, but Asp turns around and kicks him off of the apron.  As Hofer is getting back in the ring, he turns to tag Schlenker in.  Schlenker looks at Hofer and gets off the apron.  Schlenker walks to the back as Asp grabs Hofer… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!!  Asp gets the pin.

Winners:  Tony Asp/Dave Miller
 

Backstage:
Ryan Swanson and Sam Larson are discussing this Thurdsay’s match.  Swanson tells Larson that they cannot let this match come between them, and that everythign will work out right in the end.  Larson tells Swanson that he wants the belt… and Swanson just brushes it off.
 

Ray Kimal vs. Big Fresh

Kimal starts out by hip tossing Fresh, then going for a choke hold.  Fresh kicks out of the choke and rolls to the side.  Kimal tries a leg drop, but Fresh moves out of the way.  Fresh dropkicks Kimal, sending him to the outside.  Fresh climbs the turnbuckle… blammo, and hits Kimal with a flying cross body block.  Kimal is sent back into the guard rail.  Fresh runs over and picks Kimal up, sending him back in the ring.  Kimal slowly gets up, and is set up for the Freshdriver… Matt Miller is out!  Miller slides into the ring.  Tracy Holmoe is with him, and she runs to the other side.  The ref is distracted by Holmoe, which allows Miller to execute ‘Miller Time’, his spinning piledriver (ala Mr. Credible).  In the backstage area, Ryan Swanson catches the happenings on the T.V.  He says ‘I can’t watch this’ and runs out to the ring area.  Swanson dives under the bottom rope just as Kimal gets a pin.  Kimal rolls out, and Miller hops back in.  Swanson picks Big Fresh up, and the both of them go after Matt Miller.  Miller and Holmoe run away, with the Froot Booties left in the ring.  A large Froot Bootie chant starts.

Winner:  Kimal
 

Backstage:
As Ray Kimal is walking backstage, Tim Schumann hops out from behind a door and hits him with a crowbar in the leg.  Kimal goes down as Schumann runs off.
Meanwhile, Tracy Holmoe is talking to Terry Taylor, who caught her as she was running with Matt Miller.  Holmoe tells Taylor that the women’s belt means nothing to her anymore, because there is no one that can beat her.  Holmoe says that the real challenge is against the men of the SFWF… more noticably, the lightweight men.  Holmoe says that she could beat any lightweight punk in this business.  She brings up the old Nichole Green/Tim Jewell match on last April Fools Day.  She then says that it would be different for her… she wouldn’t need five men to help her out.  Hearing this, Megan Meyer runs up and clobbers Holmoe from behind.  She screams about not respecting the title, and says that Holmoe doesn’t have a chance against her.  Meyer tells Holmoe that she has disgraced the title and that she is going to pay for having such a poor attitude.
Only a few yards away, Heather Curtis is watching this fight, and shaking her head.
 

ManKid vs. Owen Haubert

ManKid jettisons down from the ceiling.  Owen grabs the mic and asks ManKid how he can take himself so seriously.  Owen makes fun of his mask, and his stupid outfit, and his ManChowder.  Owen then calls for his brother, Ian.  Ian walks down and gets in the ring.  Ian makes fun of ManKid as well, and finally says that if it weren’t for the SFWF bookers, who for some reason love ManKid, he wouldn’t even have a job.  “In fact, ManKid”, Ian states, “President Swanson was thisclose to dropping your ass from the rosters, but then decided to give you one last chance.  You aren’t popular, ManKid, and an unpopular wrestler is a floundering wrestler.”  Ian turns around to put the mic down, and sees Stepdaddy, who has entered the ring behind him.  Ian throws a punch, but Stepdaddy blocks it and kicks Ian into ManKid.  ManKid grabs Ian, throws him against the ropes… FLYIND PANDEMONIUM!!!  Owen turns to Stepdaddy, and the two of them begin to rumble to the back.  Ian starts to get up, and ManKid reaches into his pocket.  ManKid throws ManChowder into Ian’s face, and the crowd explodes, proving once again that wrestlers in weird silly masks that are funny will ALWAYS be over.

Winner: NO contest.
 

Backstage:
Matt Miller runs into “Mr. Russell”.  Miller tells Russell about the reforming of the Froot Booties.  Russell asks if they are with Sheetar or not, and Miller says he doesn’t know.  Miller then says that he may need help this Thursday.  Russell tells him he will help, and then tells Miller that if the Froot Booties can get back together, then the Tall Boys can as well.
Meanwhile, Crispy and Jason Hofer are talking backstage about their matches coming up at OYT: Déjà vu.  Both men agree that they have each others backs.
Big Fresh and Ryan Swanson are sitting in a lounge of some sort.  Swanson tells Big Fresh that he should join up with the Sons of Sheetar.  Fresh says he will think about it for a while.  Swanson then comments that they should be losing some excess baggage soon anyway.
 

Main Event:
Corey Vilhauer/Jim Peterson vs. Eric Swanson

Vilhauer and Swanson begin the match.  Swanson throws Vilhauer to the ropes, and Vilhauer bounces back with a flying lariat.  Swanson goes down, but gets back up quickly.  Swanson spins Vilhauer around and hits with a belly to back suplex.  Vilhauer goes for the tag, but Swanson grabs him and chokes him down.  Peterson tries to get in the ring, but the ref holds him back.  Swanson continues the choke.  Finally, the ref turns around and stops the choke.  Vilhauer flops on the mat and Swanson backs away.  Vilhauer slowly tries to get up, but Swanson kicks him back down.  Swanson climbs the turnbuckle… and launches himself off… landing hard on Vilhauer with an elbow drop.  Swanson picks Vilhauer up, but Vilhauer, with all the energy he has left, grabs ahold of Swanson’s arm…CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!  Swanson reaches for the ropes, and gets there.   Vilhauer slowly gets up again, and as Swanson runs over to him, Vilhauer tags Peterson in.  Peterson hops in the ring to a loud cheer and knocks Swanson on his ass.  As Swanson gets back up, Peterson connects with a T-bone Suplex.  Peterson looks up into the crowd and signals for his ‘I fuck you Powerbomb’.  Peterson sets it up, but Ian Haubert runs to the ring.  Haubert hops in, and Vilhauer jumps in after him.  Vilhauer grabs Ian, but Ian pulls Vilhauer into the corner, knocking the ref out.  Vilhauer kicks Ian… PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  Ian hits the mat just as Peterson pulls up.. POWERBOMB!!!  ‘I FUCK YOU’ POWERBOMB!!!  Peterson goes for the pin, but there is no referee!!!  Peterson runs over to Vilhauer and asks him about it.  Vilhauer trys to wake the ref up, but the ref is out cold.  This brings Owen Haubert to the ring.  Haubert grabs a chair from the outside of the ring.  Haubert jumps in, swings, and hits Vilhauer.  Vilhauer goes down just as Peterson gets smashed with the chair.  Owen pulls the downed Swanson over to where Peterson is and drapes Swanson’s arm over him.  Owen then reaches down to wake the ref up and check on his brother.   This brings the SFWF Champion Stepdaddy to the ring, holding the SFWF World Title Belt.  Stepdaddy jumps in the ring and smashes Owen with the belt.  Stepdaddy picks Owen Haubert up.. MOCHA DROP!!!  Stepdaddy kicks Ian and Eric out of the ring, then grabs Jim Peterson’s arm and drapes it over Owen.  Stepdaddy looks to the ref, then gives up… and the lights go out.  A spot light appears in the ring... AND MANKID DROPS DOWN FROM THE RAFTERS!!!  ManKid is wearing a referee uniform… ONE…. TWO… THREE!!!  Jim Peterson gets the pin!!!  Stepdaddy picks Peterson and Vilhauer up as the show goes off the air.

Winners:  Vilhauer/Peterson
 

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