Interview:
Owen Haubert

Haubert walks out to boos.  Owen grabs a mic.  “Well, as all of you can see, I am now the two time SFWF World Champion.  What this means to each and every one of you is this… you are in the presence of greatness.  In fact, let me go over my accomplishments for all of you.”  The crowd boos some more, until Corey Vilhauer and Stepdaddy walk out.  Owen turns around and stares at them.  Vilhauer grabs another mic.  “Owen, lets go over the circumstances of the World Title match this past Thursday.  Owen, you and Stepdaddy were in the ring… mayhem ensued, and Ian Haubert, dressed in a mask and a referee’s outfit, ran out to count your pin.  Do you know what is wrong with this?  MANKID WAS THE REFEREE… NOT IAN.  Therefore, any decision Ian Haubert made was not the referee’s decision.  But on the other hand… you did pin Stepdaddy.  So I have no choice but to strip the belt from you Owen.”  Haubert looks around as the crowd cheers.  Haubert grabs the belt off of his waist and throws it outside the ring.  “You want your damn belt, there it is… but everyone will remember that I was the champ…”  “Yes, Owen, maybe everyone will.  A new champion will be crowned, nonetheless, at SFWF King Of the Ring five weeks from now on March 16th.  There will be a 15-man tournament, culminating at the PayPerView.  The winner of this tournament will not only be the 2000 SFWF King of the Ring… they will also be the SFWF Heavyweight World Champ.  The brackets have been set up… (see graphic below).  Tonight we will see three first round matches.  Ian Haubert vs. ManKid, Jim Peterson vs. Ryan Swanson, and myself vs. Cody Schlenker.  On top of this, we will see Comfy and Cozy defend the Tag Belts against the Tall Boys, and Megan Meyer will defend her Women’s title vs. Breezy Bryant.  So… let the tournament start.”  Vilhauer and Stepdaddy walk off as Owen flips them off and climbs out of the ring.

SFWF KING OF THE RING TOURNAMENT BRACKETS----

 

SFWF Women’s Title Match
Megan Meyer vs. Breezy Bryant

Meyer starts off by throwing Bryant to the ropes.  Bryant comes back and ducks a clothesline, then trips Meyer.  Meyer gets up and is hip tossed by Bryant.  Meyer kicks out of a pin and grabs Bryant by the waist.  Bryant tries to reverse it, but Meyer holds on and brings Bryant down with a german suplex.  Bryant slowly gets up, and Meyer dropkicks Bryant out of the ring.  Bryant hits the mat and rolls to the announce table.  Meyer hops on the turnbuckle and jumps at Bryant.  Bryant catches Meyer and powerslams her into the mats.  From the back, Mary Campbell runs out.  Bryant heads back into the ring as Campbell starts pounding on Meyer.  Bryant hops onto the turnbuckle and sits down.  Campbell throws Meyer in the ring, and Bryant launches off the turnbuckle with a frog splash.  Meyer lifts her knees up and Bryant lands hard.  Meyer gets up and grabs Bryant by the head… DDT!!  Meyer locks a reverse figure-four on Bryant… Bryant gives up!!  Meyer grabs her belt and runs to the back, with Campbell chasing her.  From the back, Heather Curtis and Bianka Groves hit the ring.  Curtis and Groves begins stomping on Bryant.  Bryant tries to fight back, but can’t handle both women at once.  Finally, from the back, Beka Reiser runs out and slides under the bottom rope, sending Curtis and Groves out of the ring.  Reiser picks Bryant up and helps her to the back.

Winner:  Megan Meyer
 

Backstage:
Ray Kimal is walking backstage with the BBBoIF.  Tim Schumann is sitting in the corner.  Schumann accuses Kimal of not even being part of the Sioux Falls scene, and Kimal tells Schumann that it doesn’t matter.  Schumann says “it does to me” and gets up to attack Kimal.
Meanwhile, Jason Hofer is looking at the brackets.  He notices that he has a mystery opponent, and wonders who it could be.  Hofer asks Eric Swanson, who walks up next to him, and Swanson tells him that it might be someone from Sheetar.
 

SFWF King of the Ring first round match
Ian Haubert vs. ManKid

ManKid starts out on the offensive, sending Haubert to the corner.  Haubert fires back and clothelines ManKid.  ManKid tries to get Haubert to his knees, but Ian picks ManKid up and snap suplexes him.  Ian kicks the downed ManKid and picks him up again.  ManKid breaks the grapple and brings Ian down with a headlock takedown.  ManKid applies a choke hold on Ian, and the ref attempts to break it up.  Ian grabs the ropes and ManKid lets go.  Ian rolls to the outside, while ManKid argues with the ref.  Ian calls to the back, which brings Owen Haubert to ringside.  Ian gets back in the ring, while Owen grabs a chair.  Ian throws ManKid to the ropes, then begins to distract the ref.  Owen hops on the apron and swings the chair at ManKid.  ManKid is hit and staggers back.  Ian grabs ManKid and gets him in the Iron Maiden… ManKid taps out!!!  Ian Haubert is moving on.

Winner:  Ian Haubert
 

Backstage:
Heather Curtis and Bianka Groves both attack Beka Reiser in the back.  They are chased away by Breezy Bryant.
In another part of the arena, Tony Asp is sitting and watching the show.  Dave Miller walks by and Asp stands up.  Miller runs away.
 

SFWF King of the Ring first round match
Jim Peterson vs. Ryan Swanson

Peterson starts out by grabbing the former lightweight champ and T-Bone Suplexing him.  Peterson then turns to the crowd and signals for his powerbomb.  Swanson crawls over and brings Peterson down with a low blow.  Ryan picks Peterson up from the ring and tries to suplex him.  Peterson comes down behind Ryan, and grabs Ryan’s head… reverse DDT!!  Peterson picks Swanson up and sets him up for the ‘I fuck you’ powerbomb.  Eric Swanson’s music starts up and Eric steps out to the entry way.  Peterson drops Ryan and goes to the edge of the ring to fight with Eric.  Ryan gets up, grabs Peterson, and runs to the corner… TORNADO DDT!!!  Ryan runs down for the pin… Peterson kicks out!!  Peterson grabs Ryan, sets him up… I FUCK YOU POWERBOMB!!!  Peterson gets the pin and moves on to the next round.  Peterson hops out of the ring and chases after Eric Swanson.  Matt Miller runs out and slides under the ropes.  Miller picks Ryan up, sets him up… MILLER TIME!!  Ryan is dropped and Matt grabs a mic.  Before Miller can say a word, Big Fresh gets into the ring and the two fight.  This brings “Mr. Russell” out, and the tag teams rumble.

Winner:  Jim Peterson
 

Backstage:
Tracy Holmoe is talking to Terry Taylor about how she is the toughest person in the SFWF, and how she is going to beat Sam Larson for the SFWF lightweight belt.  Sam Larson walks by as this interview is going on, and Larson laughs at Holmoe.  Holmoe chases after Larson, but Larson just stands there.  Holmoe gets to where Larson is, and Larson kicks Holmoe in the gut.  Holmoe reels over, but grabs Larson’s leg.  Larson tries to get loose, but Holmoe spins Larson around and executes a Holmoe-plex onto the concrete.
Meanwhile, Eric Swanson grabs Crispy and gives him a chain.  Swanson tells Crispy to get Vilhauer out of this tournament as quickly as he can.
 

SFWF King of the Ring first round match
Corey Vilhauer vs. Cody Schlenker

Schlenker slides into the ring.  Crispy runs out behind him.  As the match starts, Crispy hops up on the apron.  Schlenker is thrown to the ropes.  Schlenker bounces back and goes after Vilhauer, but Vilhauer blocks Schlenker and sends him to the mat.  Schlenker gets up and throws Vilhauer to the ropes.  Crispy gets ready to hit him with the chain, but Vilhauer reverses the throw and sends Schlenker to the ropes.  Crispy belts Schlenker, and Schlenker falls right into Vilhauer, who kicks Schlenker in the gut… PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  Vilhauer gets the pin!!  Crispy hops in the ring to attack Vilhauer, but Schlenker gets up and pushes him around.  Crispy and Schlenker get into a huge fight.  Vilhauer leaves, admitted to the first round.

Winner:  Corey Vilhauer
 

Backstage:
Stepdaddy and Rumpshaker walk to the ring.  Rumpshaker is holding his U.S. belt, while Stepdaddy holds the two tag belts.
Tony Asp sits backstage and bad mouths the league, saying that there is no one with enough courage to fight him.
 

Main Event:
SFWF Tag Team Championship Match
Comfy and Cozy vs. The Tall Boys

Matt Miller and Stepdaddy start out in the ring together.  Stepdaddy grabs Miller and flips him around with a belly to back suplex.  Miller gets up and staggers back.  Stepdaddy dropkicks him, and Matt falls into the ropes.  Miller gets up and lunges for Russell, who is tagged in.  Russell hops in and clotheslines Stepdaddy.  Russell then points at Rumpshaker Slim and tells him to get in.  When Slim hops in, the ref stops him.  Russell grabs Stepdaddy and chokes him out in the Tall Boys’ corner.  The ref turns around just as Russell lets go of Stepdaddy.  Russell tags Miller in and Miller T-bone’s Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy crawls to the corner, but Miller grabs him and pulls him back, then tags Russell in.  Miller and Russell grab Stepdaddy.  Russell throws Stepdaddy to the ropes, Miller lifts him off… A DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!  I guess that would make it a Tall Boy Death Drop.  The TB Double D.  Or something.  Anyway, Russell goes for the pin… here comes the Froot Booties!!  Big Fresh pulls the ref out of the ring.  Miller hops off the apron to grab Ryan Swanson.  Russell gets up and yells at Big Fresh.  Stepdaddy gets up and tags Slim in.  R’shaker hops in and he and Russell brawl.  Russell gains the upper hand when he trips Slim.  Slim tries to get up, but Russell grabs him… flips him upside down… PILEDRIVER… SECOND ROPE!!  SECOND ROPE PILEDRIVER!!!  Russell goes for the pin, the ref slides in…one, two ,… three!!!  We have new tag champs!  Russell grabs the belts and slides outside the ring.  The Tall Boys go to work on the Froot Booties as Comfy and Cozy walk to the back.

Winners:  The Tall Boys
 

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