Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer walks out to a large pop.  Vilhauer grabs a mic and the crowd hushes up.  “Ladies and… “ Vilhauer is interrupted by the music of the Sons of Sheetar.  From the back, Eric Swanson walks out with a mic.  “Vilhauer, you have played your game long enough.  You and your ‘boys’ have been enough trouble for me over these last few weeks.  And while I know I can’t fire you, I can make your life a living hell.”  The crowd boos.  “Eric, why are you out here?  What are you trying to prove?”  “Well, commish… I was concerned about my standing in the SFWF King of the Ring tournament.  I was concerned about my opponent for next week… Ray Kimal.  I am curious about a few things, Mr. Vilhauer.  Like, how did Mr. Kimal ever get a contract?  I know I never signed anything.  I also wonder where exactly Mr. Kimal is from?  Everyone in this league, in the SIOUX FALLS Wrestling Federation, is, or has been, living in Sioux Falls.  All except for one, this one Minnesota native who somehow slipped past me when I was handing out paychecks.  Well, it’s like this.  I’m going to fire his ass.”  The crowd begins to boo.  “Eric, you are going to do no such thing.  I know I can’t stop you from firing anyone, but I sure can slow it down.  So here is the deal.  Tonight, if you and any two partners can defeat me and any two partners, Ray Kimal is gone.  If my team wins though, you restructure his contract so this can never happen again.”  Eric looks around, then back at Vilhauer.  “Do I have a choice, Corey?”  “No.”  With this, the crowd erupts and Swanson stomps off.
 

Sam Larson vs. Cody Schlenker (w/ Heather Curtis and Bianka Groves) – non-title

Schlenker walks out with two former Seasoned Meat members.  Schlenker hops in the ring and locks up with Larson.  Larson throws Schlenker to the corner and clotheslines him.  Schlenker flips up over the turnbuckle and lands on the apron.  Larson goes after Schlenker on the apron, but Schlenker lowers a shoulder and comes over with a sunset flip.  Larson blocks the pin attempt and drops down on Schlenker with an elbow.  Larson picks Schlenker up and throws him to the outside, where Larson follows.  Larson runs over to the timekeeper and grabs his chair.  Larson swings the chair, but Schlenker blocks it and grabs it, throwing it in Larson’s face.  Larson catches it and Schlenker dropkicks the chair into Larson’s face.  Schlenker throws Larson back in the ring and attempts a double underhook suplex.  Larson blocks the move and flips Schlenker backward over the ropes.  Schlenker lands on the mats outside.  Larson follows, but is double-teamed by Curtis and Groves.  Groves grabs a chair and smashes it over Larson’s head, while Curtis throws Larson back in the ring, where Schlenker is now waiting.  Schlenker grabs Larson… Schlenker Crossface!!!  Larson taps out!!  The winner is Cody Schlenker!!  Schlenker walks to the back as Tracy Holmoe walks out.  Holmoe grabs a mic.  “Hey Sam!  Looks like a couple of women got the best of you, eh?  Well, don’t think you will be so lucky come the PPV.  Because I have just talked to Corey Vilhauer, and he has signed a Lightweight title match for SFWF King of the Ring… me versus you.”  Hearing this, Larson hops up and chases after Holmoe.

Winner:  Cody Schlenker
 

A clip of Tony Asp’s background and arrival in the SFWF is shown.

Backstage:
Cody Schlenker is jumped by Crispy as he walks to the back.  Heather Curtis and Bianka Groves run to help, but both are jumped by Breezy Bryant and Beka Reiser.
Meanwhile, Ray Kimal is shown entering the building, oblivious to what has already happened.
 

Matt Miller (w/Mr. Russell) vs. Ryan Swanson (w/Big Fresh)

Miller begins the match by spitting in Swanson’s face.  Swanson returns the favor by knocking Miller over.  Miller grabs Swanson and throws him to the ropes, then bringing him down with a hip toss.  Swanson gets up and grabs Miller.  Miller reverses it into a headlock, but Swanson grabs onto Miller and brings him over with a back drop.  Miller rolls to the outside, where Big Fresh runs around and clotheslines him.  This brings Russell over from the other side.  The ref hops out and tries to break the two up.  Miller gets up and walks around Big Fresh, who is still arguing with the ref.  Miller grabs Fresh’s head… reverse DDT!!  Miller gets back in the ring and is knocked down by a waiting Swanson.  Swanson picks Miller up and brings him up.  Stall suplex.  Miller hits the ring, and Swanson runs around and locks Miller in a STF.  Miller breaks free by eventually grabbing the ropes.  Swanson gets off and throws Miller to the ropes.  Miller slides under them.  Swanson attempts a suicide dive from inside the ring, but Russell grabs a chair and smashes Swanson with it as he dives from the ring.  Swanson drops down on the mats and Miller grabs him and pulls him into the ring.  This brings Big Fresh to the apron.  The ref turns around as Miller executes ‘Miller Time’ (a spinning tombstone).  Miller goes for the pin, but there is no ref to count.  Miller gets up and grabs the ref.  As the ref turns around, Fresh pushes the ref into Miller.  Miller backs up and a dazed Swanson grabs Miller’s tights and rolls him up for a pin.  The ref counts the pin, and Swanson is the winner.

Winner:  Ryan Swanson
 

Backstage:
Eric Swanson is looking through a pile of papers in his bus.  Jason Hofer walks in and asks if Eric knows who his mystery opponent is tonight.  Swanson tells Hofer that he is busy, and that it is probably someone from Sheetar.  Hofer nods and walks off.
Rumpshaker Slim is standing next to the King of the Ring brackets.  He notices that he is facing Owen Haubert next week.  Slim gets an idea and walks off.
Mary Campbell and Crispy are holding a bucket of something.  They set up a trap near Megan Meyer’s door.
 

SFWF King of the Ring Tournament – first round match
Tony Asp vs. Tim Schumann

Schumann runs into the ring, where Asp is waiting.  Asp grabs Schumann and tosses him to the outside right away.  Schumann stands up while Asp is climbing the turnbuckle.  Asp launches off with a missile dropkick to the outside.  Schumann tries to block it but is sent to the guardrail.  Schumann slowly gets up, but Asp grabs him and sends him into the steel steps.  Asp throws Schumann into the ring.  Asp grabs Schumann – Giant DDT… picks him up again…DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!  Asp gets the win and runs off.  Schumann slowly gets up and walks to the back with his head down.  Ray Kimal runs out to meet him.  Kimal takes the BBBoIF and smashes it over Schumann’s head.

Winner:  Tony Asp
 

Backstage:
Eric Swanson finds something in the files and screams ‘I’ve got it!!’
Meanwhile, Corey Vilhauer goes behind closed doors to find two partners for tonight’s match.
Near Owen’s dressing room, Rumpshaker Slim hides out and waits for Owen.  Owen walks by, but instead of attack him, he notices ManKid walking by.  Slim gets up and walks up to Owen.  Slim tells Owen that ManKid said some stuff about him, and that he had better go get him.  Owen runs over and attacks ManKid.  ManKid fights back and tosses ManChowder in his face.  Owen goes down as ManKid walks off.  Rumpshaker kicks Owen, then for good measure, locks him in the Red-Headed Stepchild.
In another part of the arena, Megan Meyer opens the door to her room.  A bucket from above drops five gallons of steaming pig poopoo on her.
 

SFWF King of the Ring Tournament – first round match
Jason Hofer vs. Mystery Opponent

Hofer stands in the ring waiting for his opponent to walk out.  The lights go out, and Hofer looks around… IT’S WYATT ENSZ!!  Ensz runs out and jumps on Hofer.  Hofer and Ensz rumble around until both men roll out of the ring.  The match takes its way to the backstage area.  Both men are counted out.

Winner:  Double Count out.
 

Backstage:
Ray Kimal is walking to his car, when he is jumped by three masked people.  Kimal is thrown into his car and left there.  The masked men spray paint ‘S.O.S’ on Kimal’s back.
Meanwhile, ManKid overhears Rumpshaker Slim talking about what he did.  ManKid comes out and confronts him about it.
 

Main Event:
Eric Swanson’s Team vs. Corey Vilhauer’s Team

Swanson walks out with Ian and Owen Haubert.  Vilhauer follows with Jim Peterson and Stepdaddy!!!  Swanson starts out in the ring with Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy throws Swanson into the ropes, but Swanson comes back with a swinging neck breaker.  Swanson picks Stepdaddy up and pulls off a fisherman’s DDT.  Stepdaddy rolls to the outside as Swanson tags Ian Haubert in.  Ian taunts the crowd as Stepdaddy gets back in.  Ian grabs Stepdaddy, but Stepdaddy reverses it into a DDT.  Stepdaddy runs over to his corner and tags Peterson in.  Peterson clotheslines Ian, then picks Ian up… T-bone Suplex!!  Peterson grabs Ian and sets him up for the ‘I fuck you’ powerbomb, but Ian flips Peterson over locks on a lion tamer.  Peterson grabs the ropes and Ian tags Owen in.  Owen and Peterson face off in the ring.  Owen goes after Peterson, but Peterson grabs him and tosses him out of the ring.  Peterson tags Vilhauer in.  Vilhauer hops in and grabs Owen as he is getting back in the ring.  Owen flips Vilhauer around and brings Vilhauer down with a German suplex.  Owen locks Vilhauer’s legs up and begins working on them.  Vilhauer reaches for the ropes, but Owen lets go and drags Vilhauer to the heel’s corner.  Owen picks Vilhauer up, and Ian climbs the turnbuckle.  Bulldog off of Owen’s shoulders!!!  Vilhauer slowly gets up as Owen tags Swanson in.  Swanson kicks Vilhauer in the gut… Conjectivitus!!  Peterson hops in the ring and knocks Swanson down, thus letting Vilhauer go.  The ref grabs Peterson and takes him back to the corner, while Ian and Owen both hop in to double team Vilhauer.  Ian throws Vilhauer to the ropes… HAUBERT DEATH DROP!!!  Owen and Ian run back to the corner while Eric gets up.  Swanson walks over to where Vilhauer is laying.  Swanson gets down for the pin… one… two… thre… NO!!! Vilhauer kicks out!!  Swanson, amazed, picks Vilhauer up.  He’s setting up for Murder One… Vilhauer flips over Swanson and reverses it into a reverse DDT!   Vilhauer drops to the mat and crawls over to the corner.  Vilhauer reaches up, and tags Stepdaddy in!!!  Swanson gets up and is clotheslined by Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy picks Swanson up.. MOCHA DROP!!!  Vilhauer and Peterson hop out to stop the Hauberts as Stepdaddy goes for the pin…one, two , three!!!  Stepdaddy gets the pin!!  Vilhauer’s team wins!!  Kimal is still employed with the SFWF!  Vilhauer, Peterson, and Stepdaddy all congratulate each other as we go off the air.

Winners:  Vilhauer, Peterson, and Stepdaddy.
 

SFWF cards