Interview:
Eric
Swanson
Eric Swanson
walks out with a mic and some papers. Boos are heard throughout the
building. Swanson unfolds the papers and begins to talk. “The
SFWF has forever been about bringing the great people of Sioux Falls a
great wrestling show, made by and for the people of Sioux Falls.
I could stand up here and list off the greats in this league, the ones
who have held the gold on many occasions, and each and every one of them
has roots somewhere in Sioux Falls. Corey Vilhauer, Jim Peterson,
The Hauberts, Stepdaddy, and even me. All of us live in Sioux Falls,
are from Sioux Falls, have accepted Sioux Falls as their own.” The
crowd cheers a little. “Which brings us to Ray Kimal. Mr. Kimal
was brought into this league without my permission; brought in as a body
guard to Corey Vilhauer.” Cheers erupt from the corners of the Sioux
Falls Arena. “Ray Kimal is not from Sioux Falls. Kimal does
not call Sioux Falls his home. Kimal has never even BEEN TO SIOUX
FALLS. And I have papers here to show it. As we all know, transcripts
are made of every SFWF wrestler’s nationally televised interview.
We keep these interviews for the fans. I am holding an interview
Mr. Ray Kimal gave to Entertainment Tonight. In this interview, Ray
states that he has NEVER SET FOOT IN SIOUX FALLS, AND THAT HE DOESN’T EVEN
KNOW HOW TO GET THERE. And still you worthless fans cheer for him.
And still you goddamned fans cheer for a man who is not even part of this
great city. And still…” Swanson is interrupted by the sounds
of Vilhauer’s music. The crowd stands up and begins to cheer.
Vilhauer walks out with Ray Kimal. “Eric, all of what you are saying
is not important. The simple fact is that we can’t expect to have
a great league and stay within the confines of Sioux Falls for the rest
of our lives. In order for this organization to grow, we need to
branch out. Now, what you did last week to Ray makes me sick.
And you will pay. You will pay with your spot in this King of the
Ring championship tournament.” The crowd goes nuts as Eric Swanson
looks flabbergasted. “WHAT?! You can’t just take away my spot
in the tournament!” “Yes, actually, I can’t. But you will choose
the person who will. Tonight, you will choose my opponent.
In tonight’s main event, the person you choose will face me in a fight
for your tournament spot. If I win, you lose your spot. If
my opponent wins, you will carry on. Of course, you have another
obstacle tonight as well. If you can’t beat Ray Kimal tonight in
your first round match, you won’t even have to worry about fighting for
your tournament chances, and the opponent you pick for me will be fighting
in vain.” Vilhauer throws the mic at Swanson and he and Kimal walk
off.
Mary Campbell vs. Heather Curtis
Campbell begins this match with a dropkick to Curtis’ head. Curtis staggers backward into the ropes, where she is caught up. Campbell runs to the outside and snaps Curtis out. Curtis falls backward and onto the ring apron. Campbell grabs Curtis, pulls her out of the ring, and suplexes her onto the concrete. Curtis slowly gets up, but is stomped back down by Campbell. Campbell climbs back in the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. Curtis gets up slowly, and Campbell launches herself off. Curtis snaps out of her funk and grabs Campbell on her way down, bringing her around and slamming her down on the concrete. Campbell grabs her back in pain as Curtis climbs the turnbuckle. From the crowd, Beka Reiser jumps out and hops in the ring. Reiser grabs Curtis and slams her down with a belly to back from the turnbuckle. This brings Bianka Groves out, who is followed by Breezy Bryant. It’s a two on two melee as all four women brawl inside the ring. The ref calls for the bell. Campbell gets up and walks backward to the ramp, watching the match. From behind, Megan Meyer runs out and grabs Campbell, throwing her in the ring. The six women brawl as security runs out to stop the fight.
Winner:
No Contest
Backstage:
Jason
Hofer walks in the building to find Wyatt Ensz waiting with a 2 x 4.
Hofer tries to block it but Ensz connects. Ensz leaves Hofer laying
on the ground.
Meanwhile,
Sam Larson is sitting backstage reading a book called ‘how to outfox a
woman’.
“Mr. Russell” (w/Matt Miller) vs. Big Fresh (w/Ryan Swanson)
Russell starts out by grabbing Fresh and throwing him to the ropes. Fresh comes back and Russell grabs him and tosses him out of the ring, where Miller grabs him and throws him into the safety rail. Russell hops out to help, but is stopped by Ryan Swanson, who has run over to help out. Swanson hops up on Russell and executes a standing Tornado DDT. Miller throws Fresh back in the ring and goes over to help Russell. Fresh climbs the turnbuckle and launches himself off at Miller and Russell, connecting with both. Russell slowly gets up, and Fresh throws him back in the ring. Russell ducks a clothesline and spin kicks Fresh. Fresh staggers back, and Russell knocks him down with a power clothesline. Fresh slowly gets up, and Russell grabs him and flips him upside down… he’s going for the middle rope piledriver! Russell runs over to the ropes, but Fresh slides off his back and pushes Russell into the ropes. Russell springs back and Fresh grabs his head for a bulldog. Fresh drops down and locks a crossface move on Russell. Russell pulls Fresh over to the ropes and grabs on. Fresh lets go, and Russell kicks Fresh down, and picks him up. Russell runs to the ropes… Ryan Swanson’s on the turnbuckle! Miller hops up on the other turnbuckle, and the ref runs over to stop him. Swanson dropkicks Fresh onto Russell. Here’s the pin… one… two…. Three… no! Russell kicks out. Russell slowly gets up and goes after Swanson. The ref runs over to break the two up. Miller slides in the ring. MILLER TIME!!!! Miller leaves and Russell turns around for the pin. He gets it!
Winner:
“Mr. Russell”
Backstage:
Rumpshaker
Slim runs over to where ManKid is standing. Slim apologizes to ManKid
for what happened last week. ManKid accepts and the two shake hands.
Meanwhile,
Crispy is talking with the rest of Sheetar. Jason Hofer limps up
and sees Cody Schlenker walking by. Jason and Eric egg Crispy on,
and Crispy finally goes after Schlenker, laying him out.
IN another
part of the arena, Tony Asp steps out of his dressing room. Ian Haubert
pops out from behind a corner and smashes Asp in the head.
King
of the Ring Tournament – First round Match
Eric
Swanson vs. Ray Kimal
Kimal starts out on the offensive. Kimal kicks Swanson in the gut and throws him to the ropes. Kimal jumps at Swanson, but Swanson ducks out of the way. Kimal hits the ropes and slides under the rope. Kimal walks around outside while Swanson motions to the back. Ryan Swanson, Big Fresh, Crispy, Sam Larson, and Jason Hofer all run out and attack Ray Kimal. Kimal is dragged to the back, where Mary Campbell walks out with a frying pan. Campbell smashes the pan over Kimal’s head. Kimal goes down hard and Hofer drags him back out. Behind Hofer, Tim Schumann walks out. Schumann stops Hofer and asks if he can bring Kimal back to the ring. Schumann grabs Kimal and takes him to his lockerroom instead of taking him to the ring. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Swanson is beaming. The ref calls the countout and Swanson continues to the next round. Swanson calls out to Jim Peterson. Swanson tells Peterson that his next match is his last in this King of the Ring tournament. Peterson runs out, to a huge pop, and stares Swanson down. Swanson goes after Peterson, but Peterson ducks a kick and grabs Swanson… T-BONE SUPLEX!!! Peterson picks Swanson up… I FUCK YOU POWERBOMB!!! Peterson stomps off leaving Swanson in the ring.
Winner
(by Count out): Eric Swanson
Backstage:
Tim Schumann
ties Ray Kimal up to a pillar in the building. Schumann grabs the
BBBoIF and smashes Kimal in the face with it, then drops the belt at Kimal’s
feet.
The Sons
of Sheetar are all standing backstage. Tracy Holmoe walks out and
lures Sam Larson away from the group. Holmoe walks over to Larson
and kicks him in the shin. Larson bends over to hold his leg and
Holmoe grabs him. Holmoe drops Larson with a Holmoe-plex.
King
of the Ring Tournament – First Round Match
Owen
Haubert vs. Rumpshaker Slim
Owen walks out with Ian. Ian hops into the ring and messes with Rumpshaker a bit before the match starts. Slim knocks Ian out of the ring and the bell sounds. Owen comes at Slim, sending Slim to one side while Owen runs past. Owen bounces back and knocks Slim down. Slim hops back up and grabs Owen’s leg, sending him down with a leg takedown. Owen kicks out and jumps on Slim. Slim kicks up and sends Owen back clutching his stomach. Slim hops up and grabs Owen’s head. Slim climbs the turnbuckle and hops on Owen’s shoulders for a huracanrana. Owen catches Slim and brings Slim down with a short powerbomb. Slim hits hard and Owen calls out to Ian. Ian throws something in the ring. This brings Stepdaddy out. Stepdaddy hops on the apron to tell the ref, but the ref just pushes him off. Ian runs around and the two of them begin to fight outside the ring. Meanwhile, Owen swings at Slim with the object. Slim ducks the punch and spears Owen. Owen drops the object. Tony Asp runs out and slides in the ring. The ref tells Asp to leave. Asp grabs the object and leaves. Owen gets up and grabs Slim’s head. Slim slides out of Owen’s arms and throws him to the corner. Owen hits front first… SODAMIGO!! Slim executes the Sodamigo and Owen hits the mat. Slim begins to climb the turnbuckle, but Owen gets up. Outside the ring, Stepdaddy and Ian have made their way to the ramp. From the back, ManKid runs out and up to Tony Asp. Asp gives the object to ManKid. ManKid hops up on the apron, and when the ref steps back, ManKid smokes him in the head. ManKid hit the ref? ManKid jumps in the ring and grabs Owen. Owen turns around, and ManKid asks for a mic. ManKid grabs the mic. “For almost a year I have been getting shit on in this league. Owen, you have a lot to do with that. And I will never forgive you.” The crowd begins to cheer as Rumpshaker climbs the turnbuckle. “But Rumpshaker, you shouldn’t always believe what you hear. Because I may not be willing to forgive you, Owen, but I’m sure as hell willing to forget.” With that, ManKid drops the mic and climbs the turnbuckle… SUPERPLEX!!! ManKid reaches into his pocket… MANCHOWDER!! SLIM IS DOUSED WITH MANCHOWDER!! ManKid runs over to wake ref up as Owen locks the Iron Maiden onto Slim. Slim gives up!! OWEN WINS!! MANKID IS HEEL!!! ManKid and Owen leave together, but not before Tony Asp runs up to ManKid and confronts him. ManKid just pushes Asp out of the way. Asp pulls back and knocks ManKid and Owen back.
Winner:
Owen Haubert
Backstage:
Jim Peterson
is watching the show with Corey Vilhauer. Vilhauer is visibly upset.
Meanwhile,
Cody Schlenker sees Crispy walking to his dressing room. Schlenker
attacks Crispy, and another fight breaks out.
In the
parking lot, Ensz walks out and finds his tires slashed.
Main
Event:
Corey
Vilhauer vs. ???
Vilhauer walks out and waits for his opponent. Eric Swanson walks out alone and walks to ringside. Then the lights go out… a spotlight appears in the ring… ! IT’S MANKID!! Eric hops in the ring and announces that Vilhauer’s opponent will be ManKid! Vilhauer locks up with the newly turned heel ManKid. ManKid throws Vilhauer to the ropes. Vilhauer bounces back and connects with a cross body block. ManKid hits the mat and Vilhauer gets up, dragging ManKid up with him. Snap suplex. ManKid slowly gets up, but Vilhauer throws him to the corner. Vilhauer comes at ManKid, but ManKid lifts his leg up and drops Vilhauer. Vilhauer staggers back, and Eric hops up on the apron. The ref, knowing that Eric can fire him, does nothing. Eric grabs Vilhauer as he bounces back, but Vilhauer turns around and lays Eric out. Eric falls off of the apron as the crowd erupts. Vilhauer turns back around and is hit with ManChowder! Vilhauer rolls out of the ring unable to see!!! Vilhauer staggers into the guardrail while ManKid climbs out of the ring. ManKid grabs Vilhauer’s head and rakes it across the top of the guardrail, sending Vilhauer to his knees. ManKid begins to drag Vilhauer up the ramp, where The Hauberts show up. All three men begin to pound on Vilhauer. Ian and Owen pick Vilhauer up and trade punches while ManKid looks on. Eric Swanson walks up the ramp and stands next to ManKid. Both men begin to join in until all four men are kicking Vilhauer. Suddenly… Comfy and Cozy’s music starts up and Stepdaddy, Rumpshaker Slim, and Tony Asp hit the ramp. And once again, The Hauberts and ManKid all begin to beat on them. Eric grabs Vilhauer as the rest of the group are brawling and begins to drag him back to the ring. The two men are stopped, though, as Jim Peterson runs out to a huge pop. Peterson grabs Swanson and knocks him down. Vilhauer crawls back into the ring. At ringside, Ian drops Tony Asp with a reverse DDT, while Owen throws Stepdaddy off of the ramp. ManKid throws Rumpshaker Slim back into the back and runs to the ring. Eric grabs Peterson and drops him with Murder One. Eric walks back up to the top of the ramp where the Hauberts are standing. Meanwhile, ManKid slides under the ropes and grabs Vilhauer. Vilhauer kicks ManKid and brings him down with a Fisherman’s DDT. Vilhauer crawls over to ManKid’s feet and grabs ManKid’s legs… figure four leglock!!! ManKid sits up in pain and screams. Vilhauer locks the move on harder and arches his back to help the move. ManKid begins to roll over, with Vilhauer fighting against it. ManKid grabs more leverage, and finally gets the move flipped over. Vilhauer screams and lets go. Vilhauer picks ManKid up and kicks him in the gut… PEOPLE’S DDT!!! Eric’s out of the tournament!! Eric’s out of the tournament! Vilhauer goes for the pin… one, two. Th.… MANKID KICKS OUT!! MANKID IS STILL IN IT! Vilhauer goes for another DDT, but ManKid blocks Vilhauer’s arms and throws him to the ropes… FLYING PANDEMONIUM!!! VILHAUER GOES DOWN!! MANKID GETS THE PIN… MANKID WINS!!! MANKID HAS SAVED ERIC’S CHANCES!!! ManKid is lifted out of the ring by the Hauberts and Eric Swanson, who have entered the ring.