The first
card of the new year begins with the usual fireworks and magic crap.
Interview:
Jim
Peterson
Peterson
walks out with a mic and the crowd cheers wildly. Peterson nods and
waves and begins. “It seems that lately, Sam Larson’s dealings with
me have taken a step back. Lately, Sam has had troubles with
a man who destroyed him in a Texas-death match months ago. This man,
“Mr. Russell”, has been going crazy in the back. So now, everyone
is having a shit fit over whether or not Sam Larson will show up and whether
or not he is going to be at the PayPerView and whether or not he is going
to make it through the night. Well, I don’t give a fuck about Sam
anymore. He ruined that months ago. But what I do have a problem
with is anyone else dipping their nose in my business. Now, Russell
and I have had our differences in the past. And don’t think I don’t
remember. What it comes down to is that Russell has no place in my
life right now, and if he wants to try to force his way in by fucking with
Sam, then he has to answer to me. The bottom line is… the only one
who fucks with Sam is me. And I don’t share.” The crowd goes
wild as Peterson begins to leave. Peterson stops and turns around.
“Oh, and by the way. I know Andy is here in the building somewhere.
I don’t want to wait until Starcade to take your belt away. I WANT
IT NOW. So, if you aren’t doing anything tonight, how about you and
I have a match?” The crowd cheers as Peterson walks away.
Megan Meyer vs. Bianka Groves
Meyer starts the match off with a series of punches and kicks, sending Groves to the corner. Groves counters a punch and sweeps Meyer off of her legs, but Meyer grabs Groves’ legs and pulls her to the mat as well. Meyer stands up and stomps on Groves’ stomach. Groves rolls out of the ring and rests near the announce table. Meyer springs back and launches herself over the top rope, connecting with Groves and sending both women into the guardrail. Meyer, slowly, is the first to rise, and she throws Groves into the ring. Groves blocks a suplex and reverses it into a brainbuster. Tracy Holmoe walks out and begins her way to the ring. Behind her, by about ten steps, is Mary Campbell. Campbell hops up on the ring and begins yelling at Groves. Groves gets up and clocks Campbell off of the ring apron. This brings Holmoe into the ring, where she smashes Meyer with a chair. Meyer drops to the mat just as Groves turns around. Groves goes for the pin, but Campbell hops up and pulls her out of the ring. The ref turns to talk to Campbell, and Holmoe hops in the ring again. This time, Meyer comes to and rolls Holmoe over the top rope. When Groves gets back in the ring, Meyer trips her into a small package, getting the pin. Outside the ring, Campbell and Holmoe walk up to each other. They look at each other, then shake hands. From behind, Matt Miller runs out and cracks Campbell in the head.
Winner:
Megan Meyer
Backstage:
Andres
Torres hears of Peterson’s challenge and accepts. Torres stomps off
to get ready.
Meanwhile,
Terry Taylor catches up with Sam Larson, who is running around scared.
Larson tells Taylor that he is not concerned with Peterson anymore, just
“Mr. Russell.” Larson says that he has never been so afraid for his
life.
In another
part of the arena, Mary Campbell, who has finally made her way to the dressing
room, is talking to Crispy. Heather Curtis walks by and says something
snide, to which Campbell and Crispy respond by beating Curtis.
Ian Haubert
enters the building with his brother Owen. Owen and Ian hear about
Andy and Jim’s match and whisper something to themselves.
Tim Schumann vs. Matt Miller
Schumann walks out and waits for Miller. Miller never shows up. Schumann is awarded the match by count-out, as the bell is rung. Schumann turns to leave, then decides against it. Schumann grabs a mic. Schumann challenges anyone in the back to a match. He says that he is not going to leave this arena letting all of his fans down. The lights go out and Stepdaddy walks out to a huge pop. Stepdaddy gives Schumann shit about not really winning the tag belts. Stepdaddy then hops in the ring. He blocks a punch by Schumann, then counters with a dropkick. Schumann hits the ropes and springs back at Stepdaddy, who kicks Schumann in the gut. Stepdaddy picks Schumann up… MOCHA DROP!! Stepdaddy gets out of the ring. Crispy runs out, apparently to beat up Schumann. Stepdaddy grabs Crispy by the neck on his way out and chokeslams him. Stepdaddy grabs a mic and tells Crispy that he made a mistake by messing with Rumpshaker Slim. Stepdaddy promises that Crispy will know what he is talking about at the PPV.
Winner:
Stepdaddy
Backstage:
Corey
Vilhauer catches Terry Taylor and cuts a promo. Vilhauer says that
if Peterson and Torres can go tonight, why cant he and Eric Swanson?
Swanson, watching on a monitor in back, runs to where Vilhauer is and accepts
his challenge.
Meanwhile,
Breezy Bryant is out in the ring. Bryant grabs a mic and comments
on the shenanigans that happened last week. Bryant finishes by telling
Beka Reiser that if she wants to play with blood, then they will play with
blood. Bryant challenges Reiser to a first blood match at Starcade.
Reiser saunters out and accepts.
In the
back, Dave Miller is seen talking to someone behind a door.
In his
dressing room, Matt Miller is found laid out.
Cody Schlenker vs. “Mr. Russell”
Schlenker gets in the ring to face Russell, only to be met with a boot to the face and a throw to the corner. Russell dominates the match with power moves and submissions, until finally Schlenker reaches the ropes. Schlenker rolls to the outside, but Russell chases after him and throws him to the guardrail. Russell sets up a table, sets Schlenker onto it, and climbs the ropes. Russell comes down with a top rope frog splash to the outside. Schlenker is then brought back into the ring. Russell runs to the other side. The announcers mention that he is frothing at the mouth. Russell sets up another table on the other side of the ring. Schlenker is picked up on the inside, and Russell sets him up for the second-rope piledriver… Russell gets on the apron… PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Russell throws Schlenker back inside and pins him, then goes off in search of Peterson and Larson.
Winner:
“Mr. Russell”
Backstage:
Les McLarty
shows up and looks for Ryan Swanson.
Meanwhile,
Big Fresh sits backstage and gloats to a security guard about what he did
to lay out Matt Miller.
SFWF
Lightweight Title Match
Ryan
Swanson vs. Jason Hofer
Swanson begins by sending Hofer into the corner, where he climbs up for a series of punches. After five head punches, Hofer grabs Swanson by the legs and comes down with a sit-down powerbomb. Hofer stands up and grabs Swanson, who counters with a lowblow. Hofer staggers around, and is caught for a russian leg sweep by Swanson. Swanson grabs Hofer’s head and pulls him up, only to bring him down with a modified stunner. Hofer hits the mat and Swanson climbs the ropes. Hofer, dazed, stands up, and when Swanson jumps, Hofer snaps out of it and catches Swanson, converting the catch into a powerslam. Swanson tries to get up, but Hofer flips Swanson over and locks a ankle lock onto him. Swanson finally reaches the ropes and Hofer lets go. Swanson gets up and kicks Hofer’s legs out from under him. Swanson rolls to the outside and looks for a chair. This brings Les McLarty bursting out from the dressing room. McLarty and Swanson duke it out for a while outside the ring, while Hofer keeps the ref from counting. Hofer, wanting to pick up the title, finally hops to the outside and grabs Swanson, pulling him in. From the other side of the ring, Wyatt Ensz hops in and spins Hofer around. Hofer feels the rough end of a hurancanranna, and Ensz leaves for the back. Swanson goes for the pin and gets it. Swanson climbs out of the ring and smashes McLarty with a chair. McLarty is laid out, and as Swanson walks to the back, Ray Kimal runs out. Swanson and Kimal rumble all the way to the back.
Winner:
Ryan Swanson
Backstage:
Ian Haubert
has an interview with Terry Taylor. Haubert tells Taylor about how
prestigious the SFWF World title is, and that he has chosen to take the
night off. Haubert then tells Taylor about how much of a joke Stepdaddy
is, and how the only way he has ever gotten as far as he has is by sucking
Corey Vilhauer’s dick. With this, Stepdaddy runs out and grabs Haubert.
Vilhauer shows up and grabs a trash can, which is smashed over Hauberts
head. Owen runs out to stop the two, but feels the wrath of the ‘People’s
Annihilation.”
SFWF
U.S. Title Match
Jim
Peterson vs. Andres Torres
Torres begins by throwing Peterson around the ring. Peterson finally blocks a toss and throws Torres himself. Torres hits the ropes and is met with a big boot kick. Torres drops to the mat, where Peterson comes down with ultimate punches (or so they are called in the game). Peterson gets off, and Torres rolls away. As Torres gets up, Peterson comes at him. Torres moves and Peterson brushes past him, but stops before he hits the corner. Torres walks forward, and Peterson taps him on the shoulder. Torres turns around, and is hit with the T-Bone Suplex!! Peterson signals for his powerbomb and picks Torres up. Peterson kicks Torres in the gut, picks him up… but Torres grabs hold of Peterson’s head. Peterson fights to hold on, but Torres lands on his feet with Peterson’s head… Reverse DDT! Torres picks Peterson up and throws him to the ropes… FLYING PANDEMONIUM!!! Torres gets up, looks around, and climbs the turnbuckle. Torres jumps off… PETERSON MOVES!!! Peterson rolls out of the way, and Torres hits hard. Peterson stands up, picks Torres up… POWERBOMB!! POERBOMB!! Peterson goes for the pin… We have a new U.S. champ!! Peterson grabs the belt and stomps off. Owen and Ian Haubert run to the ring. Both men begins stomping a hole in Torres, until security pulls them away.
Winner
(and new U.S. champ): Jim Peterson
Main
Event
Corey
Vilhauer vs. Eric Swanson
Vilhauer and Swanson start out by bad mouthing each other. Swanson looks to the jumbotron and the lights go out. When they come back on, Eric has been joined in the ring by Ryan Swanson, Sam Larson, Crispy, Mary Campbell, and Jason Hofer. All six men begin to pound on Vilhauer. Eric Swanson steps back and watches as the remaining five drag Vilhauer to the entry stage. Swanson points to the Jumbotron again as the lights go out. Slowly, a symbol appears on the screen… THE SONS OF SHEETAR!!! THE SONS OF SHEETAR ARE BACK!! OH, GOD AND HUMANITY, THE SONS OF SHEETAR ARE BACK!!! The lights come back on as Vilhauer is dragged all the way out of the stadium.
Winner:
No Contest
Backstage:
A desk
worker answers the phone. “No, sir, there is no Tony Asp