Interview:
Eric
Swanson and The Sons of Sheetar
S.O.S.
by the Promise Ring blares as Swanson walks out with the rest of Sheetar
and grabs a mic. “The day people have feared for months has happened.
Sheetar is back together.” The crowd starts booing, and Swanson revels
in it. “Tonight, to show the power we as Sheetar posess, I have signed
a series of matches. The first match is between Les McLarty and my
own brother Ryan Swanson. This match will be a no DQ, falls count
anywhere matchup. After this match, we will see our own Mary Campbell
face Bianka Groves and Breezy Bryant in a three way match. Later,
Sam Larson and Big Fresh will team up to face their opponents at Starcade,
“Mr. Russell” and Matt Miller. And finally, our double main event.
Jim Peterson will face Jason Hofer in a no-powerbomb match, where you cannot
put your opponent in a powerbomb. This will even the playing field
a little. And for the second part of the main event. Ian Haubert
will have the privilege of teaming with me in a handicap, 2 on 1 matchup…
against Stepdaddy.” The crowd starts to boo and they throw things
at Eric, who loves it. “Now, I have one last thing, pertaining to
your hero Corey Vilhauer.” The crowd erupts and goes crazy.
“Well, as you can see, I have not signed any matches with Corey tonight.
I want Corey to get used to the fact that he will never be wrestling again.
You see, I have added two stipulations in the match, on top of the fact
that if Corey loses, he is gone. Number one, the match is now no
DQ. And number two, if anyone comes down to help Corey, he loses
the match.” The crowd boos. Swanson finishes up and walks off,
with the rest of Sheetar following.
Falls
count anywhere – no DQ
Les
McLarty vs. Ryan Swanson
McLarty starts out with a leg scissor takedown, followed by a headlock on Swanson. Swanson quickly counters with a belly to back suplex. Swanson throws McLarty to the corner and begins to pound away. McLarty breaks free and throws Swanson to the mat. Swanson rolls to the outside and regains his composure. McLarty bounces on the opposite ropes and comes flying out of the ring with a suicide dive. Swanson attempts to move but is caught by McLarty. McLarty gets up slowly and throws Swanson in the ring. McLarty signals for his move, but S.O.S. starts up again and the rest of Sheetar walks to the ring. Eric Swanson hops in the ring and grabs McLarty, while Ryan Swanson grabs a pipe from Sam Larson. Ryan begins beating McLarty with the pipe. Finally, all six Sheetar members hop in the ring and begin pounding on McLarty. From the back, Ray Kimal runs out to try and help McLarty, but Ryan Swanson darts out from the Sheetar mob and attacks Kimal. Kimal and Ryan rumble to the back.
Winner:
No Contest
Backstage:
Terry
Taylor is interviewing Heather Curtis and Bianka Groves. Groves and
Curtis tell Taylor that they have signed a match against Crispy and Mary
Campbell, and that they will have Tim Schumann in their corner.
Meanwhile,
Megan Meyer sees Tracy Holmoe and gives chase.
Mary Campbell vs. Breezy Bryant vs. Bianka Groves
Campbell and Bryant start out against each other, with Groves rolling to the outside and talking to the announcers. Bryant throws Campbell around for a while, ending with a dropkick to the face. Campbell rolls to the outside and attacks Groves at the announce table. Groves is pulled into the ring, where the two of them brawl in the corner. Bryant hops down to the floor and grabs a chair, bringing it back in the ring with her. Bryant taps Campbell on the shoulder, and smashes her with the chair. Groves climbs the turnbuckle during this and jumps off, kicking the chair into Bryant’s face. Bryant hits the mat and Groves climbs again, coming down with a flying elbow. Groves goes for the pin, but Bryant kicks out. By this time, Campbell picks herself up and staggers to the opposite corner. Bryant tries to take Groves down, but Groves grabs Bryant and throws her to the outside. Then, right on cue, S.O.S. starts up again and Sheetar makes their way down to the ring. Sheetar surrounds the ring while Mary Campbell hops in. Campbell distracts the ref while Crispy rolls in and smashes Groves in the head. Crispy rolls out and Campbell gets the pin. Sheetar leaves with Campbell and Groves is left in the ring. Bryant, who by this time has just gotten up, looks around and runs to the backstage area.
Winner:
Mary Campbell
Backstage:
Terry
Taylor is interviewing Jim Peterson, who says he has an idea for tonight’s
match. Taylor reminds him of the stipulation, and Peterson says that
he knows about it.
Megan
Meyer and Tracy Holmoe are in an area backstage having an all out hardcore,
no rules match. As we cut away, Holmoe smashes a box of Grape Nuts
over Meyer’s head.
Andres Torres vs. Cody Schlenker
Cody and Tim Schumann walk out with the tag belts. They get on the mic and tell everyone that they are probably the greatest Tag Champs that have ever held the belts. They finish by saying that no tag team in back is even good enough to challenge for the belts. Then Torres walks out and slides in the ring. Torres goes to work on Schlenker, knocking him out of the ring. Schumann walks over to see if he is all right, and is caught with a flying cross body block over the top rope. Schlenker is rolled back in the ring. Torres hops in and is given the low blow by Schlenker. Schlenker gets up and kicks Torres around, until Owen and Ian Haubert walk out. Owen hops in the ring and pushes the ref away. The ref get up and pushes back, but is knocked out of the ring by Owen. Owen walks over to Torres and gives him a vicious powerbomb to the outside mats. Owen turns around and walks away with Ian. Another ref runs out just in time to count the pin for Schlenker.
Winner:
Cody Schlenker
Backstage:
The Sons
of Sheetar are surrounding Corey Vilhauer’s door. Eric knocks, and
when Vilhauer answers, Sheetar jumps him.
Meanwhile,
Terry Taylor has made it to Sioux Valley Hospital, where Rumpshaker Slim
is treating his wounds. Taylor asks Slim questions about his injuries
and when he will come back, only to be anwered very vaguely. Slim
comments that he should be back within the next month.
Sam Larson/Big Fresh vs. The Tall Boys
This match did not even get started, as Sheetar walks out and fucks another match up. Larson walks out with Big Fresh, and the remaining Sheetar members follow. As the Tall boys walk out, Sheetar attacks them, as well as Fresh. Larson ends up throwing “Mr. Russell” off of the stage and into a table. The table breaks. With this, Jim Peterson runs out and spears Larson. Sheetar sees this and scatters to the back.
Winner:
Not the table.
Interview:
Jim
Peterson
Peterson
walks to the ring a grabs a mic. “ I’ll get down to the brass tacks right
away, Sheetar is messing this whole night up with there big bad run in’s
on almost every damn match and when they can’t beat up just one person
they run like little scared gnomes into a gopher hole. Goddammit this is
getting on my nerves, and it’s pissing a lot of people off in the back.
So tonight I’m going to get even for everone here tonight who has been
screwed over by Eric and his damn little fanny pack. So fuck ‘em, fuck
‘em in the ear.” Peterson the gets the crowd to start a large “fuck
‘em in the ear chant” and gets big pops. Damn right.
Jim Peterson vs. Jason Hofer
Hofer runs around for a little while, until Peterson grabs him. Peterson throws Hofer to the ropes and clothelines him out of the ring. Peterson immediately follows him to the mats and smashes Hofer’s head into the announce table. Peterson picks Hofer up and rolls him into the ring. Hofer blocks a punch and lays Peterson out with a right hook. Hofer picks Peterson up and throws him to the corner, where he sets him up for a Coma Plex. Peterson kicks out… T-BONE SUPLEX!!! Peterson drops Hofer, and picks him up to powerbomb him, then sets him down. Hofer connects with a low blow, sending Peterson to his knees. Peterson tries to knock Hofer on his ass, but Hofer ducks a clothesline and grabs Peterson’s arm, bringing him to the mat. Peterson grabs for the rope and Hofer breaks up the move. S.O.S. fires up again and Eric Swanson and Sam Larson walk to the ring. Peterson gets up and throws Hofer to the corner, then picks him up and piledrives him. Hofer is laid out in the ring. Larson hops in the ring, but Peterson bounces back and dropkicks Larson into the guard rail. This brings Swanson in. Swanson goes for a move but Peterson kicks him in the gut. Swanson reels over. Peterson picks Swanson up… HE POWERBOMBS SWANSON ON TOP OF HOFER!!! Peterson runs over to Hofer and gets the pin. Swanson slowly gets up to complain, and Peterson tells him that he didn’t powerbomb Hofer, so the move was okay. Swanson gets pissed and walks off.
Winner:
Jim Peterson
Backstage:
Beka
Reiser is walking around with a chair. She sees Breezy Bryant and
lays her out, causing her to bleed from the forehead. Reiser tells
Bryant that there is more where that came from.
Wyatt
Ensz is hanging out backstage, when Eric Swanson sees him. Swanson
calls Sheetar over and the six of them beat Ensz up very badly.
Main
Event:
Stepdaddy
vs. Eric Swanson and Ian Haubert
Swanson and Haubert walk out seperatly. Haubert initially won’t tag Swanson in, until Swanson tags himself in. Swanson throws Stepdaddy to the ropes and comes down with a toss up diamond cutter. Swanson then picks Stepdaddy up and sends him to their corner, where Ian goes to work on Stepdaddy’s head. Stepdaddy tries to fight back, but Swanson catches him and hip tosses him into the mat. From here, Stepdaddy kicks out of a pin attempt and grabs Swanson. Swanson is thrown to the ropes and clotheslined out of the ring. This brings Ian Haubert in, who goes to work on Stepdaddy’s head again. Stepdaddy counters a suplex by grabbing Ian’s head and coming down with a reverse DDT. Stepdaddy gets up and signals for the Mocha Drop, but Swanson rolls back in the ring and catches him. Swanson and Ian begin beating Stepdaddy, and the ref finally throws the match out, awarding Stepdaddy the match via DQ. This brings Vilhauer out, limping to the ring. The crowd erupts as Vilhauer enters the ring and drops Eric with the People’s DDT. Stepdaddy slowly gets up, and Vilhauer looks at him. They both nod, and they grab Ian Haubert… THE PEOPLE’S ANNHILLATION!!! This brings Owen out, who hops in and attacks Stepdaddy. Jim Peterson runs in and knocks Owen off of Stepdaddy, and the crowd erupts as the three huge faces shake hands and fend off the three monster heels. Jim Peterson, Stepdaddy, and Corey Vilhauer all walk out together.
Winner: By DQ -- Stepdaddy
Backstage:
Dave
Miller shows up late for the show. Miller is yelled at by security,
and Miller blames it on Tony Asp.