interview
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer walks out with a mic and a tape recorder.  "Tonight every person in this stadium will come to realize one thing.  Eric Swanson is not what everyone thinks he is.  First, i want to call out Tim Schumann."  Schumann walks out.  "Tim, i want to congratulate you for winning that U.S. belt, a belt that you deserve, a belt that you have fought for for months.  It is nice to see the U.S. belt, the one i defended with such honor, out of the hands of scum like Stepdaddy and Owen Haubert.  But Tim, i have some bad news for you, news that sickened me.  I have in my hand a tape recording of a phone conversation between Eric Swanson and Jason Hofer.  I had Jason record it simply because i have never really trusted Eric, and i was looking out for my own ass, but unfortunately, i came up with this."  Vilhauer plays the tape.  ES-"...and the funniest thing is how everyone thinks Tim made up that damned Conjectivitus move, when anyone with any sense can see that i dreamed it up." JH-"...er.. what?  no, i saw Tim training you in the gym.  Everything you know you learned from Tim, and you can't tell anyone different!!  What are you trying to pull, Eric?"  ES-"Shut up.  You know i hold the cards in this group, and there is nothing you can do about it.  I don't know who you saw training in that gym, but it wasn't me.  I just thought the idea of Tim training me was a good idea to get him a little exposure, maybe improve his standing.  God knows he needs it... but now here he is, holding the belt i should have won last week, and all i have is a damned title shot against Stepdaddy."  JH-"Are you saying that without you, Tim is nothing?"  ES-"What does it sound like?  I have to go, i'll meet you at the arena tomorrow."  Vilhauer stops the tape recorder, and looks up.  Tim is irate.  Tim runs to the ring, grabs the mic, and starts yelling at Eric, about how Eric doesn't know shit and how without him, Eric is nothing.  Then Tim challenges Eric to a match...TONITE.  Vilhauer tells Tim that it is done, and that he can expect to defend his U.S. belt tonight against Eric Swanson.  Both walk off.
 

Comfy and Cozy vs. Ryan Swanson/Big Fresh

This match was the first action Comfy and Cozy had seen together in a few weeks, and it also debuted a new tag team in Swanson/B.Fresh.  It started with B.Fresh holding his own against the World Champ, until Stepdaddy threw him into the corner and double teamed with R'shaker.  R'shaker got him on the ground, attempted the R'shaker DEEE-luxe, but only ended up with balls on the mat.  B.Fresh used this opening to tag in Ryan Swanson, who erupted in a fury of high-flying moves on R'shaker.  Stepdaddy threw R'shaker a chair, but it was intercepted by Swanson.  Swanson swung, R'shaker ducked, kicked Swanson into Stepdaddy, and Stepdaddy executed the Mocha Drop.  R'shaker with the pin.
Winner: Comfy and Cozy
 

Beka Reiser/Bianka Groves/Laura Kumm vs. Megan Meyer/Nichole Green/Tracy Holmoe

While the Seasoned Meat girls were waiting in the ring, the Sheetar limo arrived with Eric, Matt, Tracy, Nichole, and Megan.  A person walked in back, whispered something in Matt and Tracy's ears, and walked off.  Back at ringside, only Megan and Nichole arrived.  They were looking around for Tracy.  Meanwhile, a camera surveying the audience spotted Breezy Bryant with a ringside seat.  Meyer and Green decided to start without Tracy.  Reiser was first in the ring, and instantly went after both Meyer and Green, who were still in the ring.  Both were knocked over the top, and as Reiser jumped out to follow them, she spotted Bryant.  Bryant jumped out of her seat, over the safety rail, and into the action.  Bryant agreed to fill in for Tracy, for one match.  Eventually, Breezy pinned Bianka, and when Nichole and Megan went to thank her, she kicked them and executed two perfect DDT's.  At this time, Vilhauer walked out and introduced the newest members of the Corporate Sheetar... Breezy Bryant, Tracy Holmoe, and Matt Miller
Winner: Meyer/Green
 

interview
Matt Miller
 
While Vilhauer is still gloating about his new announcement, the Corporate Sheetar, Matt Miller walks out with Tracy Holmoe and tries to persuade Vilhauer to let him out of his upcoming match at Starcade.  Miller says he was not in the right mind to sign a match.  Vilhauer reminds Miller that the only person who can void his contract is the commisioner, and since he is the commisioner, he should just sign someone else in the match.  Vilhauer suggests Sheetar member Crispy, and Miller agrees.  Miller then announces that he will be facing Tim Schumann at Starcade for the U.S. title.  Vilhauer then asks what he is talking about, whispers in his ear, and then nods.  Miller says he knows what Tim is going to do, and this is the only way we can get the U.S. belt back.  They both walk in back.
 
 
"Mr. Russell" vs. Crispy

Before this match started, Eric Swanson walked out behind Crispy and grabbed a mic.  Swanson said that he was "trimming the fat" from The sons of Sheetar, and that the only person left is Crispy.  Crispy gets real mad.  Crispy just unloads against Russell, and picks up his first win in months.  After the match, Crispy tells Swanson that by the end of the night, Sheetar will be run by a new man, he can feel it.  Then Crispy adresses Corporate sheetar with a big "FUCK YOU."
Winner: Crispy
 

Sam Larson vs. ManKid

Non-Title match.  Larson runs around, trying to confuse ManKid, but ManKid finally catches him and grabs the bag of ManChowder.  Sam grabs it from him and blindly throws it, hitting the ref.  ManKid takes the opportunity to grab things from around the ring and attack Sam with them, but just as ManKid was going to try a spring board huracarana, Sam sprung up himself to knock ManKid over and pin him.  the ref woke up just in time to give the victory to Sam.
Winner: Larson
 
 
Owen Haubert vs. Wyatt Ensz
 
Owen completely destroyed Ensz.
Winner: Haubert
 

Main Event
U.S. Heavyweight championship
Tim Schumann vs. Eric Swanson

The match goes pretty much like any normal match, with both men beating each other in a brawling sort of way.  Eventually, Swanson gets Schumann in the Conjectivitus, but Schumann is close to the ropes and grabs them.  Swanson refuses to break the move, and the ref tries to break it up, causing Swanson to push him away, and unfortunatly, knock him out.  Eric grabs a chair and starts attacking Tim with it.  When Eric has had enough with that fun, he puts Tim in the Conjectivitus once again.  Then, from the back, a new ref runs out... its TERRY TAYLOR!!!  Terry knocks Eric off of Tim, places Tim over Eric, and wakes up the real ref.  The ref gives Tim the win, Tim gets up, takes his shirt off to reveal a Seasoned Meat shirt underneath.  Tim Schumann has returned to S.Meat.  With this, Eric attempts to get up, but is met by Crispy, who has just recently run out, and is knocked down.  As Crispy and Tim leave, Vilhauer walks out of the entryway and tells Eric that Sheetar is now known as Corporate Sheetar, and the new leader is none other than Jason Hofer.  Jason Hofer walks out, with Breezy, Matt, and Tracy.  "Eric, remember... Vilhauer didn't screw Eric Swanson... ERIC SWANSON SCREWED ERIC SWANSON."  The lights go out.  When they come back on, ManKid, Nichole Green, Megan Meyer, and Jay Bethke have harpooned into the ring, causing Vilhauer to look all scared and stuff.  Eric grabs a mic.  "You haven't changed everyone, Vilhauer.  The Sons of Sheetar live on."  From behind, Stepdaddy walks out onto the entry ramp, taps Matt and Tracy on the shoulder, and knocks them both down.  Stepdaddy, also with mic, says "Eric... you don't even know what you have gotten yourself into."  Stepdaddy then turns around to walk in back, and Vilhauer runs after him, but is met in the entryway by Jim Peterson, who chokeslams Vilhauer through the SFWF sign.  The two Sheetars snap, and both run at each other, while Jim and Stepdaddy walk off into the back.
Winner:  Schumann
 
 
 

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