Interview:
Jim Peterson

Pyro and hard driving music accompany the beginning of this Monday's card.  Jim Peterson’s music starts and the thousands of SFWF faithful stand in anticipation of the former world champ.  Peterson enters to a loud pop.  “Well, I still have the belt.”  The crowd explodes.  “Yeah, I still have the belt… but frankly, I don’t care.  This belt doesn’t mean nearly as much to me as what I learned only four days ago.  So, without further adieu, I would like to call Eric Swanson out to the ring.”  With that, Eric walks out to a chorus of boos.  “What the fuck do you want, Peterson?”  “Well, Eric, it is common knowledge that this company has been losing money over the last two and a half months.  In fact, I have the numbers right here.”  Peterson points to the Jumbotron, where several figures pop up on the screen.  The figures show the thousands of dollars that Swanson is losing per month by running the SFWF.  “Now, as you can see, we have been wasting away all that Mr. Vilhauer had saved up while President.  Every month since October has been in the red, and the reason is the tremendous expense account that you and your friends tally up, Eric.”  “Well, Jim, what do you propose I do about it?  I don’t know if you remember, but I am still the President.”  “Eric, the solution is in my hand.”  Jim Peterson pulls a bundle of papers out of his back pocket.  “This, my friend, is the SFWF Constitution.  It is a listing of rules and regulations that everyone must abide by.  In face, Eric, I believe you were one of the four men who helped write it.  So none of this will come as a surprise.  First of all, the SFWF Constitution states that at all times there must be an SFWF commissioner.”  Eric looks around and fires back.  “Peterson, there is.  Jason Hofer has been the commissioner since Corey’s reign.”  “Yes, Eric, I know.  And considering he has done nothing in the past five months, I’m sure he’s doing a great job.  Now secondly, in the event that the company loses money for three months consecutively, the SFWF president will be stripped of all booking power, and power will be given to the SFWF Commissioner.”  Eric looks around and shrugs.  “Jim, that means nothing to me.  I will still be president… I will still be the number one guy in the business, and the man who controls the matches will be on my side… Now come on – are you trying to fucking scare me?”  Jim Peterson holds a hand up.  “Eric, there is one last thing.  The commissioner is to be chosen by a majority vote… by the wrestling body.  Now, I know for a fact that Jason Hofer was not voted in as commissioner.  And I know for a fact that you need to raise 245,000 dollars by the 31st.  So, in the event you have not raised the money… and this is pure profit…by the 31st, there will be a vote of the SFWF roster to choose the new SFWF Commissioner, who will take control of the booking effective February 1st.”  The crowd erupts as Eric storms the ring.  When Eric gets there, he stops.  “And what if I say no?”  “Well Eric, maybe you will want to take it up with the rest of the men who made up the SFWF Constitution.”  Eric backs up as Corey Vilhauer and Stepdaddy walk out and stand at the side of Jim Peterson.  Eric shakes his head and walks off, then turns around.  “Tonight, Peterson, we will see who the tougher ‘commissioner’ is.  Tonight, you will face Jason Hofer in a no DQ matchup.”
 

SFWF Women’s Title Match
Mary Campbell vs. Tracy Holmoe

Campbell and Holmoe lock up.  Holmoe throws Campbell into the ropes and drops her with a clothesline.  Campbell hops up and kicks Holmoe in the knees.  Holmoe goes down, and Campbell grabs her from behind the neck.  Campbell throws Holmoe into the turnbuckle, and as Holmoe springs back, she is dropkicked.  Campbell picks Holmoe up and sets her up on the turnbuckle.  Campbell goes for the huracanranna, but is caught and dropped with a powerbomb.  Holmoe gets up and grabs Campbell.  HOLMOE-PLEX!  One… two… thr.. Campbell kicks out.  It’s way too early for a finisher like that.  Campbell slowly gets up, but Holmoe grabs her and sends her out of the ring.  From the back, Bianka Groves runs to the ring.  Groves starts pounding on Campbell, then jumps in the ring.  Groves grabs a mic.  Groves says that she should have been considered the number one contender tonight.  Groves goes on to challenge Campbell to a match at OYT: Déjà vu to determine who the real #1 contender is.  Groves throws the mic down and stomps off, as Holmoe grabs Campbell.  Another Holmoe-plex… and Holmoe gets the win.

Winner:  Tracy Holmoe
 

Backstage:
Eric Swanson is talking to the other five members of the Sons of Sheetar.  He hands each member a stack of shirts and sends them off, telling them that they need to start selling.
Tracy Holmoe walks backstage and tries to get into her locker room.  It is locked.  As Holmoe turns around Megan Meyer jumps out from behind a soda machine.  Meyer and Holmoe start to rumble, and Heather Curtis walks by.  Curtis picks both women up, cracks their heads together, and walks off.
 

“Mr. Russell” vs. Tony Asp

Asp starts out with a series of takedowns.  Russell staggers up and Asp hits him with a snap suplex.  Asp points to Russell, and Russell gets up and charges Asp.  Asp dodges the spear and trips Russell up as he passes.  Asp picks Russell up and throws him to the ropes.  Russell comes back with a dropkick, sending Asp to the floor.  Asp slowly gets up, but Russell kicks Asp to the corner.  Russell picks Asp up and belly to belly suplexes him.  Asp rolls to the outside of the ring, where Russell jumps out at him.  Asp moves and Russell hits the safety rail.  Russell rolls around on the ground for a while, until Asp picks him up.  GIANT DDT!!  Asp rolls Russell into the ring.  At the entrance, Dave Miller sneaks into the ring area.  Running out, Ray Kimal grabs Miller and connects with a DVD.  Kimal picks him up and drags him to the back.  Meanwhile, in the ring, Asp has brought “Mr. Russell” down with a belly to back suplex.  Asp picks Russell up, looks around… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!  A brutal move that sets up like the double-armed DDT, but brings the opponent down on the back of his neck.  Asp goes for the pin… and gets it!!!

Winner: Tony Asp
 

Backstage:
Sam Larson and Crispy are together selling shirts to people outside.  One man walks by and laughs, causing Crispy to give chase.
Meanwhile, Rumpshaker Slim sees “Mr. Russell” and makes fun of him for losing so bad two nights in a row.  Russell shakes it off and walks to the back.
Terry Taylor catches Eric Swanson.  Swanson tells Taylor about the circumstances of the commissioner's position, and how even if they don’t make enough money, Jason Hofer will win the election.  He guarantees that Peterson will not be elected commissioner.
As Eric Swanson leaves, Beka Reiser runs up to Taylor.  Reiser starts talking shit about Breezy Bryant, saying that she did not even put up a fight the other night.  Breezy Bryant runs up behind Reiser and tackles her, causing Reiser to smash into the interview set.
 

Big Fresh vs. Tim Schumann

Schumann starts out with a flurry of punches, ending with a big punch that sends Fresh over the top rope.  Fresh hits the mat and climbs back in the ring.  Fresh, from the apron, shoulders Schumann in the gut and comes over with a sunset flip… one, two, three!!!  Big Fresh gets the win just like that!!  Schumann gets up and looks around, complaining of a fast count.  The ref disagrees, and Schumann stomps off.  On his way to the back, Schumann runs into Crispy, who has walked out to the ring.  Crispy says some words to Schumann, to which Schumann fires back by grabbing a chair and smashing it over Crispy’s head.  Schumann flips Crispy off and walks to the back.  After a few seconds, Schumann comes back and challenges Crispy to a match at OYT: Déjà vu.  Crispy, in a haze, accepts.

Winner:  Big Fresh
 

Backstage:
As Big Fresh is getting backstage, Matt Miller walks up to Big Fresh.  Miller offers out his hand to apologize, but Big Fresh refuses.  Miller runs over to him and knocks him out.
Outside, Ryan Swanson and Sam Larson are sitting and trying to sell shirts.  Larson finds some old Seasoned Meat shirts, while Ryan Swanson is defacing an old Press Your Luck shirt.  Both laugh and wonder how these shirts ever sold in the first place.
 

Interview:
Jason Hofer

“Ladies and gentlemen… I have been given the chance to showcase my fine commissioner skills, and I plan to do so tonight.  You see, I have signed three big matches for this months PayPerView… On Your Trampoline: Déjà vu.  First, our main event.  Current SFWF World Champion Stepdaddy will face his biggest nemesis… Owen Haubert.  Secondly, the other half of the former Comfy and Corey tag team, Corey Vilhauer, will face the other half of the Hauberts… Ian Haubert.  And finally, in the third of our main events, President Eric Swanson will face off against some jabronie named… Jim Peterson?”  The crowd cheers to Peterson’s name.  “Now, as many of you may have seen this past Thursday, I promptly ended Wyatt Ensz’ career.  Well, I hope to show the other members of the SFWF that if you mess with me, you will face the same pain.  Remember… vote Jason Hofer for commissioner!!”  Hofer starts off, when Wyatt Ensz limps out with crutches.  “Hofer, you don’t even know what you did to me.  Sure, I may be out for a couple weeks, maybe even a couple months.  But when I come back, I will be making a beeline to you, asshole.”  The crowd pops as Ensz limps to the ring.  Hofer looks to the back and motions for someone to come out.  Suddenly, Ensz is jumped by Sam Larson, Crispy, Ryan Swanson, and Mary Campbell.  Jason Hofer runs out to help.  After the melee, Wyatt Ensz is once again taken out on a stretcher.
 

Backstage:
Cody Schlenker sits in back and is visibly upset by what Jason Hofer has done.  Schlenker vows to get at Hofer and stop his actions.
 

SFWF Tag Team Championship Match
Comfy and Cozy vs. The Hauberts

Owen and Rumpshaker Slim start out in the ring.  Owen locks up and tosses Slim away.  Slim runs back, but is stopped by a boot to the face.  Owen tags Ian in and both double team with a powerbomb.  Slim slowly gets up, but is stopped by Ian, who drops Slim with a full nelson slam.  Slim tries to get to Stepdaddy, but Ian grabs him and throws him to the corner.  Ian dropkicks Slim, who is caught by Owen.  Owen grabs Slim’s head from the apron and drops down, causing Slim to sling back into the ring.  Ian picks Slim up, but Slim reverses a suplex.  Slim slowly gets up and drags himself to his corner.  Meanwhile, Ian tags Owen in.  Owen runs over to Slim just as Slim tags Stepdaddy in.  Stepdaddy throws Owen around and clotheslines him.  Stepdaddy then tosses Owen over the top rope.  Stepdaddy follows, and the two men begin brawling outside.  Stepdaddy grabs a garbage can and smashes it into Owen’s head.  Owen staggers back, then counters a chair shot by kicking the chair back in Stepdaddy’s face.  Stepdaddy falls back and into a table.  Owen grabs Stepdaddy and places him on the table, climbs the turnbuckle… FROG SPLASH TO THE OUTSIDE!!!  Stepdaddy crumbles into the table, and the lights go out.  When they come back on, Corey Vilhauer has grabbed Ian Haubert.  The two fight and rumble to the back.  Owen hops back in the ring and finds he has no partner.  Owen looks around for Ian, and the lights go out again.  A spotlight appears in the ring, and a man harpoons from the ceiling.  MANKID!!!  MANKID IS HERE!!  ManKid grabs Owen and shoots back up to the ceiling.  The lights come back on and Comfy and Cozy are alone in the ring.  They are awarded the match on the merit that there is no opponent left.

Winners:  Comfy and Cozy
 

Backstage:
Sam Larson, Ryan Swanson, and Mary Campbell are back outside selling SFWF mugs and keychains, as well as the shirts and programs.
Meanwhile, Corey Vilhauer and Ian Haubert are fighting in the back.
 

Main Event:
Jim Peterson vs. Jason Hofer

Peterson starts out strong.  Peterson brings Hofer down with a snapmare, then picks him up for a belly to back suplex.  Hofer drives a forearm into the head of Peterson.  Jim Peterson is up again.  Jason tries for a T-bone Suplex but Peterson avoids it.  Hofer goes for a figure four, but Peterson reverses it, causing Hofer to scream out in pain.  Peterson gets up and picks Hofer up… T-BONE SUPLEX!!!  Peterson looks around, and sees Eric Swanson.  Swanson distracts the ref on one side and throws a crowbar to Hofer.  Peterson goes to get Swanson.  Hofer picks the crowbar up and goes after Peterson… but here comes Cody Schlenker!!!  Schlenker hops in the ring and delivers a series of german suplexes.  Schlenker rolls out of the ring and heads back to the back.  Peterson looks down, picks Hofer up, and hits WITH A MEAT GRINDER POWERBOMB!!!  Peterson goes for the pin.. one, two… three!!  Peterson runs to the back as Swanson gives chase.

Winner:  Jim Peterson
 
 
 

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