Interview:
Eric
Swanson
Swanson
walks out to an arena full of boos. Swanson grabs a mic. “As
you all may know, the SFWF still needs to sell 500,000 dollars of SFWF
merchandise in order to end the month in positive figures. Because
of this, we have created ten new Sons of Sheetar shirts to sell to our
loyal fans. In fact, outside right now are members of the Sons of
Sheetar, each selling these shirts at a discount “we need lots of money
quick” price. Now, if we do indeed fall short, then an election will
be held to choose a new commissioner, one who will take over the booking
jobs. Of course, this does not mean they are in charge. No.
In fact, the commissioner is still paid by me, and is still under my authority.
Therefore, I have a plan. Since we all know, and surely, you know,
that if Jim Peterson is elected commissioner, the power will go straight
to his head. So the solution is simple. If Peterson is elected
commissioner, I will fire him. So, tonight we will see Jim Peterson
take on Owen Haubert in our main event. Also, there are two babyfaces
in back that make me sick. Stepdaddy and Corey Vilhauer. Well,
tonight, they will face each other in a World Title match. And finally,
for the women’s title, Tracy Holmoe will face Beka Reiser and Mary Campbell.”
The crowd boos and throws stuff at Eric as he leaves.
Ryan Swanson/Dave Miller vs. Tony Asp/Ray Kimal
Swanson and Kimal start out in the ring together. Kimal kicks Swanson back to the corner, but Swanson bounds back with a flying lariat. Kimal hits the mat and tags Asp in. Asp runs over to Swanson and the two lock up. Asp launches Swanson into the ropes, and brings Swanson down with a hip toss. Asp picks Swanson up, but Swanson counters by tackling Asp. Swanson gets up and tags Miller in. Miller instantly goes to work on Asp. Miller rolls outside and grabs a chair. Kimal hops in and grabs the chair from Miller. The ref runs over to separate the two, and Swanson hops in. Swanson throws Asp to the corner… TORNADO DDT!!! Swanson climbs back through the ropes, and Miller picks Asp up. Miller walks over and tags Swanson in, and the two of them do a ‘doomsday device’, ala The Road Warriors. Swanson goes for the pin and gets it. Sam Larson walks out and congratulates Ryan Swanson, and both men find seats and lounge for the rest of the show.
Winners:
Ryan Swanson/Dave Miller
Backstage:
Jason
Hofer and Mary Campbell are selling Sons of Sheetar shirts outside.
No one is buying.
Meanwhile,
Tim Schumann is sitting around in back telling some little kids about when
he was the SFWF World champ. Schumann looks up and sees Ray Kimal
walking back to his locker room. Schumann, trying to look tough,
calls Kimal a loser and tells Kimal to go back to the small leagues where
he belongs.
SFWF
Women’s title match
Tracy
Holmoe vs. Beka Reiser vs. Mary Campbell
Campbell hops in the ring and is very cold from selling shirts. Campbell decides to roll out and warm up while Reiser and Holmoe fight. Holmoe starts out on the offensive with punches and takedowns. Reiser reverses a Holmoe-Plex attempt and turns it into a brainbuster suplex. Reiser goes for the pin, but Campbell hops in. Campbell knocks Reiser off. Holmoe reaches up and rolls Campbell into a small package. Campbell escapes and is clotheslined by Reiser as she is getting up. Reiser throws Campbell into a corner and sets her up on the turnbuckle. Seeing this, Holmoe runs over and picks Reiser up on her shoulders, creating a tower of wrestling women. Holmoe drops back and hits the top two with a super back suplex. Holmoe goes for the pin, but Reiser kicks out. Reiser rolls to the outside while Campbell tries to get up. From the back, Breezy Bryant runs over and attacks Reiser. Bryant and Reiser rumble all the way to the backstage area. In the ring, Holmoe has grabbed Campbell… HOLMOE PLEX!! Holmoe gets the pin! As Campbell is leaving, Bianka Groves, Megan Meyer, and Heather Curtis all bolt from the backstage area. Campbell catches Groves and they fight up into the crowd, while Meyer and Curtis and Holmoe all fought in the ring.
Winner:
Tracy Holmoe
Backstage:
Jim Peterson
enters the building. He hears about the news and becomes irate.
Peterson drops his bags and searches for Eric Swanson’s room
Meanwhile,
Beka Reiser and Breezy Bryant have fought all the way to the cold parking
lot.
Rumpshaker Slim vs. Big Fresh
Slim and Fresh throw each other around to start the match. Fresh ends the sequence with a hip toss that throws Slim out of the ring. Fresh follows and grabs Slim. Fresh throws Slim in the ring and follows after him. Slim breaks out of a grapple attempt and sends Fresh down with a swinging neck breaker. Fresh slowly gets up as Slim grabs the back of Fresh’s head and comes down with a reverse DDT. Fresh gets up, then rolls out of the ring. Slim bounds off of the opposite ropes and dives at Fresh, connecting in the midsection. Slim throws Fresh back in the ring, where Fresh picks Slim up… FRESH-DRIVER!!! Fresh goes for the pin, but Slim kicks out with no problem. Slim gets to one knee, and Fresh drop-kicks back down. Fresh picks Slim up and throws him to the corner, but Slim hangs on and reverses the throw, sending Fresh to the corner. Slim sets Fresh up on the turnbuckle… belly to back suplex! RUMPSHAKER DEEELUXE!!! Slim connects and grabs the legs for the pin… He got it! Slim walks to the back as Matt Miller runs out and brutally attacks Fresh with a baseball bat. Security runs out to stop the beating, but Miller knocks three of them down with the bat. Finally, Miller is done.
Winner:
Rumpshaker Slim
Backstage:
“Mr.
Russell” is hiding backstage, where jumps out and attacks Rumpshaker Slim
as he walks by.
Jason Hofer vs. Tim Schumann
Before Schumann can even make it to the ring, Ray Kimal runs out and knocks him down. Kimal throws him into the steel steps, then rolls him into the ring. Kimal runs to the back, where he sees Crispy running out. Kimal grabs Crispy.. DVD!!! Kimal walks to the back. Hofer reaches down and grabs Schumann, who by this time is hurting badly. Hofer throws Schumann to the corner and sets him up. Schumann kicks Hofer off and comes down with a flying elbow. Hofer rolls to the side as Schumann gets up. Schumann runs over to Hofer, who blocks a punch and picks him up… COMA–PLEX!!! Schumann tries to get up, but Hofer grabs him and rolls him up in a small package… pin!! Hofer walks to the back and helps Crispy up.
Winner:
Hofer
Backstage:
Jason
Hofer and Eric Swanson meet up, then go into a room to discuss things.
Meanwhile,
Jim Peterson is running around looking for Swanson. Peterson looks
in his dressing room, but finds no one. Peterson then decides to
just find Corey Vilhauer, who is on his way to the ring.
SFWF
World Title match
Corey
Vilhauer vs. Stepdaddy
Both men start out by shaking each other’s hand. Vilhauer grabs Stepdaddy and throws him to the ropes, sending him down with a back drop. As Stepdaddy is getting up, Vilhauer comes at him with a cross body block. Stepdaddy blocks it and picks Vilhauer up. Stepdaddy suplexes Vilhauer, and then climbs the ropes… second rope plancha. Vilhauer rolls to the corner, where he gets up. Stepdaddy comes at him and splashes him in the corner. Stepdaddy goes back for another one, when the Hauberts walk to the ring. Stepdaddy looks over and sees them and immediately stops. Vilhauer gets out of the corner and looks over at the two. Owen and Ian both get in the ring. Owen and Vilhauer face off as Stepdaddy and Ian take each other on. Owen does a triple powerbomb to Vilhauer. Stepdaddy gives Ian a Mocha Drop. Both remaining men turn and look at each other. Stepdaddy and Owen lock up and start rumbling. Stepdaddy throws Owen to the corner. The ref calls for the bell, this contest is decided ‘no contest’. Owen lifts his foot up and blocks Stepdaddy’s advance. Stepdaddy bounds back, but Owen launches him over the top rope. Owen picks Ian up and both head to the back. Stepdaddy crawls in the ring and helps Vilhauer out.
Winner:
No Contest
Backstage:
Eric
Swanson and Jason Hofer head to the ring area. Hofer tells Swanson
that he has to tie his shoe, and that he will catch up to him. As
Hofer bends down, Cody Schlenker walks up behind him and grabs him.
Schlenker powerbombs Hofer on the concrete, then walks off.
Main
Event:
Jim
Peterson vs. Owen Haubert
Peterson walks out, followed by Eric Swanson. Swanson hops in the ring and tells Peterson that there will be a special ref.. and that person is Eric himself. Peterson just stares at Swanson, then spits in his face. Swanson goes to hit Peterson, but holds back instead. Owen Haubert hits the ring and bell is rung. Haubert starts out by throwing Peterson outside the ring. Haubert follows, and grabs a chair. Peterson looks up just as Owen smashes the chair over Peterson’s head. Peterson hits the mat hard. Owen drops the chair and grabs Peterson, throwing him back into the ring. Peterson struggles to get up, but Owen grabs him and executes a belly to belly suplex. Owen goes for a pin, and almost gets it thanks to Swanson’s very fast count. Owen picks Peterson up again and goes for another suplex, but Peterson blocks it and brings Owen down to the mat, where he gets on top of him and starts punching away. Swanson goes to break it up, and Peterson gets up, staring into Swanson’s eyes again. Swanson backs up and the lights go out. A spotlight appears in the middle of the ring, and here comes ManKid. ManKid comes down the rope and lands next to Owen. ManKid picks Owen up and the lights come back on. Swanson tries to grab ManKid, but is treated to a face full of ManChowder. ManKid throws Owen to the ropes… FLYING PANDEMONIUM!! Owen hits hard and Peterson picks him up… ‘I FUCK YOU’ POWERBOMB’!!! Peterson goes for the pin… but Swanson can’t see!! ManKid walks over, grabs the referee shirt off of Swanson’s back, and puts it on himself. MANKID COUNTS THE PIN!!! Peterson gets his hand raised and stomps off to the back. Peterson stops, turns around, and hops back in the ring, where he powerbombs Eric onto Owen. After that, Peterson walks off.
Winner:
Peterson
Backstage:
As Jim
Peterson walks from the ring, he sees Corey Vilhauer. “Corey!
Come here, I need to talk to you