Interview:
Jim Peterson

Peterson stomps out to the ring and grabs a mic.  “God dammit.  Here I sit in the SFWF, powerless to do anything while Eric Swanson campaigns against me for the cause of his damned lackey Jason Hofer.  And if I do, by some far off chance, win this election, then I will be fired.  Ladies and gentlemen, let me explain to you the circumstances.  There are only three people in this league who have a contract barring them from being fired.  I, unfortunately, overlooked this fact when in restarted the league.  Now, the SFWF needs to make another three hundred thousand dollars worth of merchandise profit to end the month in the positive numbers.  This is impossible, so the roster election for the new SFWF commissioner will be today.  Our own Terry Taylor will count the votes and will report back to us at the end of the night.  Voting starts at the top of the second hour.  But enough of the technicalities.  This goes out to Eric fucking Swanson.  Eric, if you think you can stop me from having any say in the company that I brought back from the dead, then you have another thing coming.  Every night, I will haunt you.  Every night, I will make sure you life is a living hell.  Don’t think I am afraid of being fired, I already was once last year around this time.  Don’t think that I care if I get title shots, as my sole purpose now is to make sure you suffer, to make sure you wish you never would have taken the spot at president.  But more importantly, my goal is to drive you so crazy that you have no choice but to quit this company and give the power back to the wrestlers themselves.”  With this, the crowd erupts and stands up.  Eric Swanson walks out and grabs a mic, amidst a chorus of boos.  “Well, Jim, I think we have all heard enough.  So tonight, you will take on “Mr. Russell” for that very belt, the U.S. Heavyweight title.”  “That’s just fine, Eric.  I just want you to remember.  Even though I can’t pick up that commissioner title, I sure as hell can sway the masses to vote against you.  It’s going to be a hell of a commissioner race if no one votes, eh?”  Peterson throws the mic on the floor and stomps off.
 

Tony Asp vs. Cody Schlenker

Asp starts out with a flurry of punches, sending Schlenker to the ropes.  Schlenker ducks a clothesline and sends Asp to the outside.  Asp stands up and climbs back in the ring, where Schlenker is waiting.  Schlenker picks Asp up and tosses him to the corner.  Asp hits hard and slumps down.  Looking around, Schlenker decides to go for a bronco buster, but Asp sticks a foot up and the move is blocked.  Schlenker hits hard, and Asp gets to his knees.  Asp picks Schlenker up, spins him around, and executes a belly to back suplex.  Schlenker lands on his neck and rolls out of the ring.  Asp climbs the turnbuckle and launches himself off, landing squarely on Schlenker.  Asp picks Schlenker up, sets him up on the table, and drops down with a piledriver, breaking the broadcast table.  Asp gets up, throws Schlenker back in the ring, and goes for the pin.  Schlenker kicks out.  Asp picks Schlenker up, grabs him… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!!  Asp goes for the pin… and gets it!!!  This brings Dave Miller to the ring.  Miller slides under the bottom rope and the two begin to brawl to the back.  As they are headed back, Jason Hofer casually walks out to the ring.  Hofer steps in and begins kicking Schlenker while he is down.  Finally, Hofer tires of it and walks off.

Winner:  Tony Asp
 

Backstage:
Jim Peterson is backstage talking to Stepdaddy and Rumpshaker Slim.  Both men are nodding and both agree to what Peterson says.  Peterson thanks them and turns around, seeing Corey Vilhauer.  Peterson calls Vilhauer over.  “Are you still up for this?”  Vilhauer responds by saying “Sure.  Any way I can get Eric Swanson is a good idea for me.  We’ll show him who runs this league.”  Both men shake hands and walk off.
Meanwhile, Jason Hofer is talking to the other members of Sheetar in the back.  Hofer tells them to get people to vote for him.  Hofer then tells that if anyone doesn’t want to vote for him, then at least make them realize that voting for Peterson is a bad idea.  The other members nod and walk off in pairs, with Hofer and Swanson walking to their locker room.
In the parking lot, Matt Miller arrives.  As soon as he enters the building, he asks where Big Fresh is.
 

Breezy Bryant/Mary Campbell vs. Beka Reiser/Bianka Groves

Bryant and Reiser start out in the ring, and both rumble to the outside.  This brings Campbell and Groves over to help the two women out, until eventually, they start fighting each other.  Finally, the ref gets the group separated and the match starts again.  Groves starts out against Bryant this time, and Groves drops Bryant with a drop-kick.  Groves pulls Bryant up and brings her down with a snap suplex.  Bryant scrambles for the corner and tags Campbell in.  Campbell hops in and takes Groves down with a clothesline.  Groves slowly gets up, and Campbell takes her down again.  Campbell runs to the corner and knocks Reiser off, then picks Groves up.  Reiser hops back on the apron and tries to get in, but the ref stops her.  This gives Campbell a chance to run to the outside and grab a chair, which is smashed over the head of Groves.  Campbell runs over and tags Bryant in, and Bryant makes the pin.  Reiser hops in and grabs the chair as the two are celebrating.  Reiser smashes the chair over Bryant’s head, then smashes it over Campbell’s head.  Both women hit the mat as Reiser and Groves walk off.

Winners:  Breezy Bryant/Mary Campbell
 

Backstage:
Jason Hofer walks up to Ryan Swanson and Sam Larson, who are sitting at a ‘vote for Jason’ booth backstage.  Hofer tells them that it looks ridiculous, and Larson tells Hofer to fuck off.  Larson then tells Hofer that they have had a lot of people switch their votes to Hofer, and Hofer is pleased.  As Hofer leaves, Larson and Swanson laugh.
Meanwhile, Jim Peterson is talking to ManKid.  ManKid nods and walks off.
In another corner of the building, Big Fresh hears that Matt Miller is looking for him.  Fresh goes off in search of Miller.
IN the ring, Bryant wakes up from her chair shot, only to see Campbell knocked out with the chair next to her.  Bryant assumes that Campbell hit her and stomps off.
 

Winner to face Crispy for the BBBoIF at OYT: Deja Vu
Ray Kimal vs. Tim Schumann

Kimal hits the ring and goes after Schumann.  Schumann ducks out of the way, but is knocked to the corner by Kimal.  Kimal charges Schumann, only to be kicked in the head.  Schumann bounds out and clotheslines Kimal.  Kimal lands on his back, where Schumann drops a knee.  Schumann grabs Kimal’s knee, wraps his leg around it, and drops to the mat.  Kimal tries to get to the ropes, but Schumann locks the move in harder.  Eventually, Kimal gets to the ropes and Schumann lets go.  Schumann picks Kimal up… fallaway slam.  Schumann points to the crowd and signals for the Conjectivitus… KIMAL WITH A LOW BLOW!!  Kimal picks Schumann up, puts him on the turnbuckle… here comes Crispy!  Crispy hops in the ring and grabs Kimal.  Kimal kicks him off and grabs Schumann… DVD OFF THE TOP ROPE!!  Kimal goes for the pin, but Crispy picks him up and executes Diaper rash… Both men are out.   The ref begins his count.  Kimal drags himself over to where Schumann is.  Schumann sees Kimal and puts his arm over Kimal, while Kimal puts his arm over Schumann.  The ref counts the the pin… one…two… three!!  Someone won!  But no one knows who.  The ref gets out of the ring and talks to the announcer.  An announcement has been made that the match is a draw.  Both Tim Schumann and Ray Kimal will face Crispy at OYT: Déjà vu.

Winner:  draw
 

Backstage:
Jim Peterson is talking to the Hauberts.  Both Ian and Owen tell Jim that they are getting great things from Sheetar’s power, and they don’t want to screw that up.  Basically, they tell Peterson to fuck off.
Jason Hofer tries to find people in the back to help his campaign.  Unfortunately, no one will help.  Hofer gets pissed.
Corey Vilhauer is in the back talking to Tracy Holmoe.  Vilhauer tells Holmoe that he has to go and get ready for tonight’s announcement.  Vilhauer tells Holmoe that Eric will remember this day for years.  As Vilhauer walks off, Megan Meyer jumps Holmoe.  Holmoe tries to fight her off, but Heather Curtis joins in the fight.  Eventually, Curtis and Meyer begin to wail on each other, and Tracy walks off.
Matt Miller is backstage, still looking for Big Fresh
 

ManKid vs. Ian Haubert

ManKid starts out strong against Ian.  Ian counters a move with a jawbreaker, then picks ManKid up and throws him to the outside.  ManKid hops back in, only to be met by a drop-kick.  ManKid flies off of the ring apron and hits the announce table.  ManKid gets up slowly as Ian jumps onto the ring area.  Ian motions to the back and Owen Haubert walks out with a bat.  Owen gets about halfway down the ring entrance when Stepdaddy comes barreling through the entrance.  Stepdaddy knocks Owen down and grabs the bat.  This brings Corey Vilhauer out, who grabs the bat from Stepdaddy and goes after Ian.  Ian sees Vilhauer, drops ManKid, and chases after him.  Ian catches Vilhauer, and Vilhauer swings the bat, knocking Ian onto the entrance ramp.  ManKid hops back in the ring, where Owen and Stepdaddy have started to fight.  Stepdaddy grabs a mic and tells Owen that he can’t wait until Déjà vu, that he has to have him here.  Owen and Stepdaddy begin to fight, until Vilhauer throws Ian down the entrance way.  Vilhauer hops in the ring and throws the bat to ManKid.  ManKid grabs the bat and Stepdaddy sets Owen up for a Mocha Drop.  ManKid climbs the turnbuckle, jumps off, and smashes Owen in the gut with the bat as he is being mocha dropped.  Vilhauer, grabs Stepdaddy and ManKid and the three of them run off.

Winner:  No Contest
 

Backstage:
Terry Taylor sets up voting booths in the back, and wrestlers begin to line up.  Sam Larson and Ryan Swanson both get up from playing poker and walk over to the booths.  Jim Peterson and “Mr. Russell” also vote, then both make their way to the ring.
Meanwhile, in another part of the building, Matt Miller and Big Fresh have found each other, and are having an impromptu hardcore match in the back.
 

SFWF U.S. Heavyweight Championship Match
Jim Peterson vs. “Mr. Russell”

Peterson and Russell lock up.  Russell throws Peterson onto the mat, then comes down with an elbow to the middler.  Peterson gets up and blocks a punch.  Peterson counters with a kick to the gut.  Peterson bounces against the ropes and brings Russell down with a scissor kick.  As Russell struggles to get up, Peterson grabs Russell from behind and brings him down with a gut-wrench powerbomb.  Peterson goes for the pin, but Russell kicks out.  Russell rolls to the outside, where Peterson follows.  Russell grabs Peterson and throws him into the steel steps.  Russell picks Peterson up and throws him back into the ring.  Peterson pulls himself up and kicks Russell as he is reentering.  Russell climbs through the ropes and tackles Peterson.  Peterson grabs Russell on the way down and holds on.  Russell breaks free, grabs Peterson, and DDT’s him.  Russell picks Peterson back up and throws him to the corner, but Peterson reverses and clotheslines Russell to the mat.  Peterson picks Russell up… T-Bone Suplex!  Peterson signals for his finisher and the crowd explodes.  This brings Eric Swanson to the ring.  Swanson hops up on the apron, and as Peterson backs up, Swanson pulls some brass knuckles out of his pocket and smashes them into the back of Peterson’s head.  Peterson reels forward and lands in Russell’s arms.  Russell flips him up for a piledriver, climbs to the second rope… SECOND ROPE PILEDRIVER!!  Russell goes for the pin… we have a new champion!!!  Swanson leaves and Rumpshaker Slim walks out.  “Russell, you know, and I know, that you did not just earn that belt.  And if I have my way about it, you won’t keep it for very long.  So how about you and I go at it, with that very belt on the line?”  Russell agrees.

Winner:  “Mr. Russell”

Backstage:
The Sons of Sheetar are all together walking to the ring.  Eric Swanson meets up with them and they head to the entranceway.
Jim Peterson meets up with Corey Vilhauer and Ray Kimal in the back.  The three of them grab Stepdaddy, ManKid, and Rumpshaker Slim and walk to the ring.
Terry Taylor, behind a door, is counting votes.  We see the door open and Taylor says “it’s done.”
 

Interview:
Eric Swanson, Jim Peterson, Corey Vilhauer, and Terry Taylor.

Every SFWF wrestler walks to the entrance way.  IN the ring, Terry Taylor holds a box containing all of the votes.  In his hand is a slip of paper announcing the winners.  Eric Swanson walks up to the ring and grabs a mic.  “Ladies and gentlemen.  You are all here to witness the appointing of a new SFWF commissioner.  As you all may know, this commissioner will have complete creative control over booking and television matches.  This commissioner will not answer to me, nor will they answer to anyone but themselves.  This commissioner will be the person to talk to concerning matches and titles.  I will still be president.  Make no mistake about it, while I will have no say in actual matches, I will still have the power to fire anyone in this damned building… aside from the three I have been made aware of that have a no-fire clause in their contracts… of which I am one.  Jason?  Who are the other two?”  Jason Hofer walks up to a chorus of boos.  “I believe the other two are Terry Taylor and Corey Vilhauer.”  Swanson seems shocked to hear Vilhauer’s name.  “Well… uh.  Right.  AT this point in time, we will announce the winner and the new SFWF Commissioner.”  Swanson puts the mic down as Jim Peterson and Corey Vilhauer get in the ring.  Swanson blocks Vilhauer from the ring.  Terry Taylor takes the mic.  “I am here to announce the final votes for the SFWF Commissioner.  Nominee number one, with 6 votes, is Jason Hofer.”  With this, hearing he only had six votes, Hofer looks around nervously, while Eric Swanson begins to sweat.  “Nominee number two, with 6 votes, is James Peterson.”  The crowd cheers as Peterson looks around.  Hofer looks to Swanson, and Swanson grabs a mic.  “Terry, thank you.  In the event of a tie, I will be the person who decides, as it clearly states in the SFWF Constitution.  Now, after a long and lengthy thought, I have decided to appoint… “ “Hey, Eric, I’m not done.”  Terry takes the mic from Swanson.  “And tonight’s final nominee, with 15 votes… ladies and gentlemen, the new SFWF Commissioner… COREY VILHAUER!!”  The crowd erupts as Vilhauer enters the ring.  Peterson turns to Eric Swanson and silently flips him off.  Peterson then joins Vilhauer in the corner.  Eric Swanson looks around and Jason Hofer yells at Swanson.  Swanson knocks Hofer out of the ring and turns to charge Vilhauer.  Vilhauer turns just in time to see Swanson spear him.  Swanson gets up, turns around, and gets kicked in the gut by Peterson… ‘I FUCK YOU POWERBOMB!!!’    Peterson picks Vilhauer up and both walk to the back as balloons and confetti fall from the ceiling.
 
 

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