interview
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer walks out in a suit.  Vilhauer grabs the mic and begins to talk.  "It has come to my attention that certain people do not respect my standing in the SFWF as president.  Unfortunately, i cannot do anything about it with the limited amount of time i have between being a competitor and president.  So right now, in this very ring, i am retiring from the SFWF as a competitor, to focus solely on the presidency and righting the wrongs certain people have set in the SFWF.  Of course, this means i will not be competing at Starcade against Stepdaddy for the World Heavyweight Title.  Instead my good friend Eric Swanson will be taking my place in the match.  On top of that, this match will become a SUBMISSION ONLY match.  Now, the only issue left to resolve is the tag team championship belts.  As we all know, The Sons of Sheetar are the tag team champions, and as one last treat to MY adoring fans, we will defend the belts tonight against anyone who is willing to lose.  If we win, the tag belts will be retired with me, and The Sons of Sheetar will forever be known as Tag Team Champions of the World.  If we lose...well... we wont lose."  Sam Larson and Jim Peterson walk out and grab a mic.  "We accept your challenge." Both walk out and Vilhauer just stands there and says... "fine... fuck you".  Then he leaves.
 
 
Beka Reiser vs. Megan Meyer
 
Reiser starts out by beating on Meyer a lot.  Reiser gets Meyer in a boston crab, but is thrown of when Meyer flexes her mighty ass muscles.  Reiser is amazed.  Meyer gets up and signals for someone in the back to come out.  Nichole Green walks out with her belt.  Breezy Bryant runs out after her, and jumps on Green's back, pulling them both to the floor.  While Meyer is watching the melee near the entrance way, Reiser knocks her down from behind.  Reiser then signals for someone in the back, bringing Laura Kumm and Bianka Groves running to her aide.  Reiser then reveals under her shirt is another one:  Seasoned Meat.  Meanwhile, Meyer gets up on the turnbuckle and tries to drop kick Reiser.  Reiser grabs the ref and throws him into the kick, thus knocking him out.  A chair is thrown into the ring, by Kumm, and Meyer is hit with it.  Reiser wakes the ref up and puts Meyer in the "fuckin' figure four".  Bryant walks into the ring and asks what is up.  Reiser asks her if she wants to be in Seasoned Meat too, and Bryant says "sure".  Reiser just kicks Bryant in the gut and walks away.
Winner: Reiser.
 
 
Rumpshaker Slim vs. Ryan Swanson
 
Before the match ever started, Matt Miller walks out and says "hold on, hold on... I am challenging Ryan Swanson to a match at Starcade."  Ryan walks out with Big Fresh, Ian Haubert, and Cody Schlenker.  Ryan says "okay, you big fat ass."  Miller gets mad and says "HEY!!!!  FUCK YOU!!!"  Then Big Fresh says "hey, what about me?  Don't you wanna kill me?  fatty?"  Miller gets really pissed and says "FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!  I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!!!!"  The match started, and Ryan lost.
Winner:  R'shaker
 
 
interview
Jason Hofer
 
Hofer talks about last monday, and challenges ManKid to a mask vs. mask match at Starcade.  ManKid comes out and agrees.
 
 
ManKid vs. Wyatt Ensz
 
Since the BBBoIF belt is a hardcore belt of sorts, there is no DQ for this match.  ManKid starts out by throwing ManChowder into Ensz's eyes, and while Ensz is down, ManKid pulls a roll of quarters out of his pocket and sticks it down Ensz's throat.  Ensz gives up.  ManKid is the new BBBoIF champion.
 
 
Seasoned Meat vs. The Sons of Sheetar
 
Vilhauer walks out alone, with Swanson following behind, obviously angry.  Then Seasoned Meat comes out, to a huge roar.  These guys are really fan favorites, and this is the first time they have wrestled together for months.  Before the match, Swanson grabs the mic and turns to Vilhauer.  He comments on how this is the second time Vilhauer has ditched him without any warning, and he is sick of it.  Vilhauer pleads his case, and says he is going to be fine.  Swanson refuses to listen, and tells him that if he ever returns to wrestling after this match, he will not be accepted back into Sheetar.  The match starts when S.Meat, tired of listening to the bickering, hit both Vilhauer and Swanson.  Blah Blah Blah, normal tag team stuff, until near the end, when Vilhauer hits Larson with the President's DDT, then tags Swanson in.  Swanson puts the Conjuctivitus on Larson.  While Larson was on the verge of tapping out, "Mr. Russell" runs out and begins taunting Swanson, eventually knocking him off of Larson.  Swanson turns around to see Russell running away, then turns back to see Peterson in the ring.  Peterson kicks Swanson in the stomach and lays the smack down with his Power bomb.  After the loss, Vilhauer grabs the mic and goes on a tirade,... "so if Peterson and Russell are suddenly such great friends," (right here, Peterson yells "Russell is a fucking asshole!!") "then they can romp around in a fuckin' cage.  For Starcade.  Peterson vs. Russell... Hell in a cell.  Well, wait a minute.  To make sure they don't get too carried away, why don't we throw Owen Haubert in there.  Winner gets a shot at the World Champion.  How do you like that, Peterson.  Damn, Peterson, you look a little tired.  Maybe you should lay down... FUCKER!!!!"  Vilhauer turns to walk away, and Peterson jumps him.  Swanson does not help, he just walks away.
Winner:  Seasoned Meat
 
 
Main Event
For vacant U.S. Heavyweight championship
Tim Schumann vs. Owen Haubert
 
Since Swanson is rasslin for the World belt at Starcade, Tim Schumann was substituted for Swanson.  Haubert runs out to the ring and yells and eats a kid in the front row.  Schumann runs out and they begin to rassle.  Owen is dominating, because he is very crazy.  Then the lights go out.  Everyone goes "dammit... ManKid again"  But actually, it was JAY BETHKE!!!  Bethke, while the lights were out, somehow deabilitated Owen to the point of knocking him out.  Eric Swanson runs out as Schumann puts Haubert in the Conjectivitus and asks Bethke what he was doing.  Bethke says "i've been training", and Swanson holds out his hand and says "welcome back".  Schumann wins!  Thats it!!!
Winner: Schumann
 
 
 
 
SFWF cards