SFWF Lightweight Championship Match
Tracy Holmoe vs. Sam Larson

Holmoe walks to the ring with a chair.  As Larson hops in the ring, Holmoe swings the chair.  Larson ducks, hops up, and clotheslines Holmoe.  Holmoe hits the mat hard as Larson bounces against the ropes.  As Larson runs back, Holmoe drops down and drags Larson down with her.  Holmoe begins punching Larson in the chest.  Larson throws Holmoe off and throws her into the corner.  Holmoe hits and Larson flies at her.  Larson smashes Holmoe in the head with a forearm, then grabs Holmoe and throws her over the top rope.  Larson climbs the turnbuckle, but Holmoe hops on the apron and throws him back into the ring.  Holmoe climbs the turnbuckle herself and launches off.  Larson rolls out of the way as Holmoe crashes into the mat.  Larson gets up and tosses Holmoe to the corner… BAMF HURACANRANA!!  Larson picks Holmoe up, but Holmoe slips out from behind and rolls to the outside of the ring.  Holmoe grabs her chair and throws it into the ring.  The ref runs over to stop her, but Holmoe pushes him out of the ring.  About this time, Jason Hofer and Crispy walk to the ring.  Crispy hops on the ring apron while Hofer ran around to the other side.  Crispy distracts the ref, and Hofer hops into the ring.  Hofer grabs the chair and spins Larson around.  Hofer brings the chair down hard onto Larson’s head.  Larson falls down and Holmoe goes for the pin.  Hofer picks Holmoe up and cracks her in the head with the chair as well.  Hofer then places Holmoe’s arm over Larson and both Sheetar members leave, as the ref counts the pin.  Holmoe wins!!  Holmoe wins the lightweight belt!!!

Winner:  Tracy Holmoe
 

Backstage:
Crispy runs into his locker room.  Someone knocks on the door, and as Crispy opens it, Cody Schlenker pops in with Wyatt Ensz and smashes Crispy’s leg with a pipe.  Crispy goes down and both men leave.  Security is called.
 

Heather Curtis/Bianka Groves vs. Breezy Bryant/Beka Reiser

Groves steps in the ring first with Reiser.  Reiser drops Groves with a kick to the side, then follows up with a series of kicks on the ground.  Groves gets up and grabs Reiser, but Reiser blocks the move and throws Groves back toward Bryant.  Bryant grabs Groves, and Reiser kicks her out of the ring.  Bryant drops down to attack Groves, while Reiser runs over and knocks Curtis off the ropes.  Curtis climbs into the ring and grabs Groves… and at this time, Tracy Holmoe walks out.  Holmoe is holding her head and her newly won Lightweight title.  She apparently doesn’t know who hit her, so she walks out and confronts Bryant.  Bryant protests, and Holmoe smashes her in the face with the belt.  Holmoe follows suit with Groves, then hops in the ring.  Reiser stands up to Holmoe, but Holmoe kicks her in the gut and throws her out of the ring.  Curtis runs up to her and Holmoe grabs her… HOLMOE PLEX!!!  Holmoe leaves the women lying in the ring and walks off.  The ref calls a no contest.

Winners:  No Contest.
 

Backstage:
Schlenker and Ensz bust into Jason Hofer’s dressing room and club his knee.  Schlenker and Ensz run out.
 

SFWF Women’s Lightweight Title Match
Megan Meyer vs. Mary Campbell

Campbell begins by running out of the ring.  Campbell calls out for someone but no one shows up.  The Sons of Sheetar music starts, but instead of Jason Hofer and Crispy, Cody Schlenker and Wyatt Ensz saunter out.  Campbell freaks out and is grabbed by Meyer.  Meyer throws Campbell into the ropes and drops her down on her knee.  Campbell tries to get away, but is locked up from behind and dropped down with a reverse DDT.  Campbell slowly gets up and is spun around with a back body drop.  Campbell rolls to the outside, but Ensz and Schlenker run over and toss her back in.  Campbell is grabbed by Meyer and picked up in a Canadian back breaker.  Meyer drops Campbell and climbs the turnbuckle.  Campbell slowly gets up, and Meyer propels off of the corner.  Meyer grabs Campbell’s head and bulldogs it into the mat, then picks her up again.  Campbell tries to reverse the grapple, but Meyer holds on and picks Meyer up… powerbomb!!  Meyer goes for the pin and gets it.  Meyer then walks off with Wyatt Ensz and Cody Schlenker.

Winner:  Megan Meyer
 

Backstage:
Ian Haubert and ManKid are seen beating the shit out of someone.  Both hear someone coming and run off, leaving the man lying there.  The camera gets closer to find Papa Weihs knocked out on the floor.
 

SFWF King of the Ring 2000 – Semi-final match
Owen Haubert vs. Tony Asp

Haubert takes advantage early with a short clothesline.  Asp regains composure and executes a back breaker.  Owen gets up and kicks Asp in the stomach, sending Asp back.  Asp retaliates by taking Owen down with a knee.  Owen kicks Asp in the head and drops a closed fist.  Owen gets up and locks an arm wrench to Asp.  Asp reverses the arm wrench… belly to belly suplex!  Asp picks Owen up and throws him out of the ring.  Owen slowly gets up and punches Asp in the head.  Asp throws Owen into the corner of the ring, sending a ringing noise into the rafters.  Asp picks Haubert up and shoulder tackles him.  Haubert is knocked back.  Asp heads back in the ring, where he jaws with the ref while Haubert climbs back in.  Asp drives a forearm into Haubert.  Owen tries a bearhug, but is countered and dropped with a DDT.  Asp kicks at Owen, who catches his leg.  Asp stands for a few seconds, then counters with an Ensziguri kick.  Asp dives at Owen, but Owen moves and Asp misses.  Asp picks himself up, only to be kicked back down by an ailing Owen.  Owen picks Asp up and drops him on the mat… Owen’s locking in a figure four!!  Owen grabs the ropes every time the ref looks away for leverage.  Asp slams his hand on the canvas and cries out.  Finally, Asp makes it to the ropes.  Owen lets go and swings at Asp, who is getting up.  Asp ducks and delivers a low blow.  Asp grabs Owen… hooks the arms… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!  Asp goes for the pin, but the ref is pulled out of the ring.  Asp turns around to see ManKid and Ian Haubert standing there.  ManKid hops in the ring and tosses ManChowder in Asp’s face.  Owen slowly gets up and grabs Asp… PAIN KILLER!!!  ManKid hops out of the ring and distracts the ref as Ian Haubert hops into the ring.  HAUBERT DEATH DROP!!  Owen puts his arm over Asp and the ref gets back in the ring.  Owen gets the win and advances to the finals.

Winner:  Owen Haubert
 

Backstage:
Corey Vilhauer and Eric Swanson are shown in separate rooms getting ready.  Both leave and head to the ring.
 

SFWF King of the Ring 2000 – semi-final match
Corey Vilhauer vs. Eric Swanson

Swanson starts out by throwing a chair at Vilhauer.  Vilhauer ducks and jumps at Swanson.  Swanson moves out of the way and throws Vilhauer out of the ring.  Vilhauer drops to one knee outside the ring and surveys the situation.  Vilhauer hops back on the ring apron and grabs Swanson, sending him into the corner.  Vilhauer gets in the ring and kicks at Swanson.  Swanson blocks a kick and throws Vilhauer backwards.  Vilhauer hits the mat, where Swanson stands over him and delivers a couple of jumping knee drops.  Vilhauer moves out of the way and Swanson follows, eventually grabbing Vilhauer and dropping him down with a German Suplex.  Vilhauer rolls out of the ring, to where Swanson follows.  Swanson grabs Vilhauer and sends him into the safety rail.  Swanson picks Vilhauer up and then throws him into the ring, following right behind him.  Swanson grabs Vilhauer, but Vilhauer blocks the move and reverses it into a belly to belly suplex.  Swanson gets up and is dropped with a flying scissors kick.  Swanson waits on the ground until Vilhauer walks over.  Swanson low blows Vilhauer to a chorus of boos and sends him into the turnbuckle.  Swanson sets Vilhauer up for a superplex, but Vilhauer kicks him back and spirals down with a Tornado DDT!  Vilhauer picks Swanson up and throws him to the ropes.  Swanson bounces against the ropes and flies at Vilhauer, who botches a move, sending him to the ropes himself.  Vilhauer is tied up in the ropes, and Swanson turns around and calls for reinforcements.  Mary Campbell, Ryan Swanson, and Big Fresh all run out with bats.  Then the lights go out.  When the lights come back on, Sam Larson has entered the ring and is fighting back all of Sheetar.  Finally, Vilhauer gets out of the ropes, and when Swanson turns around, Vilhauer kicks him in the gut… PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  Vilhauer goes for the pin… but the ref is trying to get Larson and Sheetar out of the ring!!  Vilhauer gets up and gets the ref, but when he turns around, Swanson grabs Vilhauer… MURDER ONE!!!  MURDER ONE!!!  Vilhauer is down, and Swanson goes for the pin… Swanson is pulled off!!  Swanson looks up to see Larson and Sheetar still fighting, then turns around to see JIM PETERSON!!  Peterson pulls Swanson out of the ring and smashes him in the face.  Peterson rolls Swanson back in and Vilhauer drapes an arm over him… one… two… three!!!  VILHAUER WINS!!  Vilhauer is going on to the finals!!  Vilhauer and Peterson walk out together.

Winner:  Corey Vilhauer
 

Backstage:
Peterson is congratulating Vilhauer.  Vilhauer tells Peterson about Larson, and Peterson gets a weird look on his face.  Peterson says that he is still waiting for a sign that Larson is on the up and up, and that hopefully, that sign will come tonight.
 

SFWF BBBoIF Championship
Ray Kimal vs. Tim Schumann

Kimal runs to the ring holding the BBBoIF belt.  Schumann walks out with a couple of two by fours and a baseball bat.  Kimal grabs a mic.  Kimal talks about how last Monday, Schumann sent him to the garbage dump, and that it took him all day to WALK back to Sioux Falls.  Schumann grabs a mic and asks why he even came back to Sioux Falls, there is nothing here for him.  Schumann then challenges Kimal to make the match a table match, meaning in order to win, the winner must put the loser through a table.  Hearing this, Kimal grabs his belt and chases Schumann to the back.  Schumann and Kimal enter into the catering area of the arena.  Kimal grabs Schumann and throws him into the concrete wall.  Schumann fights back and sends Kimal into a merchandise table.  Kimal slowly gets up, while Schumann comes at him with a bat.  Kimal ducks the bat and kicks Schumann.  Schumann drops the bat, while Kimal grabs him and pulls him onto the table.  Kimal then climbs up a drain pipe and jumps off, aiming for Schumann.  Schumann moves and Kimal crashes through the table, but since Schumann did not actually send Kimal through the table, the match continues.  Schumann picks Kimal up and drags him up a flight of stairs, stopping along the way to grab his bat.  Schumann walks out into the crowd near an entrance and spots a table.  Schumann grabs the table and throws it down below, 15 feet.  Schumann then climbs down and sets the table up.  Schumann then climbs back up to the seating area where he left Kimal.  Meanwhile, Kimal has grabbed the bat.  Kimal swings and hits Schumann in the side.  Schumann staggers back and catches himself before he falls through the table.  Schumann ducks another bat swing, then grabs Kimal.  Schumann spins around and belly to back suplexes Kimal into the concrete stairs.  Schumann then throws Kimal to the railing just above the table.  Kimal attempts to dive out at Schumann, but Schumann swings the bat, cracking Kimal in the side of the head.  Kimal slumps back and falls back over the side… SMASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!!!  SCHUMANN WINS!!!  SCHUMANN BECOMES ONLY THE SECOND GRAND SLAM WINNER IN SFWF HISTORY!!  Paramedics run out to help Kimal out as Schumann walks away with the BBBoIF title.

Winner:  Tim Schumann
 

Backstage:
The Sons of Sheetar are laughing at Ray Kimal.  Then, the paramedics walk up and tell them the news about Jason Hofer and Crispy… both will be out for three weeks.
 

SFWF Tag Team Championship Match
The Froot Booties vs. The Tall Boys

Ryan Swanson and Matt Miller start out in the ring together.  Swanson slaps Miller in the face, causing Miller to slap Swanson back.  Swanson ducks and tackles Miller, and the two begin to brawl.  Fists fly as the ref attempts to break the two up.  The ref is hit with a stray fist and is knocked out.  This brings “Mr. Russell” and Big Fresh into the ring.  Miller and Swanson continue fighting while Russell’s power meets Fresh’s agility.  Fresh jumps onto Russell’s back, to which Russell responds by dropping back.  Fresh is slammed onto the mat.  Russell gets up and grabs the back of Swanson’s head.  Swanson turns around and punches Russell in the face, sending Russell back a bit.  Fresh gets up and knocks Russell down with a cross body block.  Fresh picks Russell up and slams him into the corner.  Meanwhile, Miller slowly gets up and grabs Swanson.  Swanson tries to break free, but Miller throws him outside the ring.  This leaves Miller and Fresh.  Miller grabs Fresh, who slides around behind him and executes a dragon suplex.  Miller kicks out of the pin attempt and slowly gets up.  Fresh delivers a chop, to which Miller counters with a bigger chop.  About this time, Russell shakes the cobwebs out and hits the mats, where Swanson is.  Swanson grabs a chair and smashes it over Russell’s head.  Swanson climbs into the ring, and catches Miller before he chops Fresh.  Fresh grabs Miller at the same time and both men toss Miller to the ropes.  Miller is caught by both men and slammed down… the Froot Slam.  Miller tries to get up, but Swanson jumps out of the ring and Big Fresh picks him up… the Fresh-driver… a spike piledriver.  The ref, who has just waken up not twenty seconds ago… good timing, eh?… counts the pin… one .. two… three!!!  The Froot Booties win and take the belts again!!!

Winners:  The Froot Booties
 

SFWF Second Chance Match
Jim Peterson vs. Ian Haubert vs. Stepdaddy

All three men get into the ring and stare each other down.  Stepdaddy begins by grabbing Ian Haubert and throwing him against the ropes.  As Ian comes back, Peterson trips him into Stepdaddy’s knee.  Stepdaddy grabs Ian and comes down with a backbreaker, then follows up with a spine buster.  Peterson picks Ian up and both men attempt a powerbomb.  Somehow, Ian slides down the back of Peterson and kicks him away.  Stepdaddy runs at Ian and flips him over the top rope.  Peterson spins Ian around and attempts another powerbomb, to which Ian counters with a sidewalk slam.  Ian hops out of the ring and grabs a chair.  Stepdaddy steps up and ducks the chair, then grabs Ian from behind and runs him into the announce table.  Ian hits the corner of the table hard, and is flipped up over the top of it.  Ian slumps down as Peterson steps out of the ring and onto the mats.  It’s at this time that Owen Haubert walks out.  Owen sneaks up behind Stepdaddy and drops him with a full nelson slam.  Owen then sneaks up behind Peterson, but Peterson senses him and turns around.  Owen kicks Peterson in the gut, then picks him up and sets him on the table.  Peterson breaks out of a piledriver attempt by Ian, then knocks Ian off of the table.  Peterson throws Ian into the ring and follows, while Owen attacks Stepdaddy.  Owen throws Stepdaddy into the safety rail and hops in the ring behind the other two.  The ref fights to keep Owen out, while Ian pulls a foreign object out of his belt.  Peterson kicks Ian in the gut.. and sets up for the ‘I fuck you powerbomb’, until the ref turns around and sees the foreign object in Ian’s hands.  The ref runs over to warn Ian while Owen hops in and kicks Peterson, powerbombing him into the turnbuckle.  Owen then drops him as Ian runs over for the pin… and out comes Sam Larson.  Larson runs to the other side and pulls Ian Haubert out.  Ian looks at Larson, and Larson smashes Ian in the face.  Larson then pulls Peterson out and helps him to the corner.  This brings Owen Haubert around the other side, until Stepdaddy catches up with him and slams him into the ring apron.  Stepdaddy hops back in the ring where Ian is standing and the two of them brawl.  Ian is thrown out of the ring and Stepdaddy follows.  Ian spins around and superkicks Stepdaddy into the safety rail.  Stepdaddy hits the rail and staggers up for a while, until Ian smashes another chair over his head.  With Stepdaddy and Owen both knocked out, Ian and Peterson hop back in the ring.  Ian runs at Peterson and brings him down with a Russian leg sweep.  Peterson slowly gets up… and Ian locks on the Realm of Pain!!  Ian is moving to the center of the ring!!  Ian has got the move locked on!!   PETERSON IS MOVING TO THE ROPES!!  PETERSON GRABS THE ROPES!!!!  Peterson breaks free from the move and Ian picks him up.  Peterson knocks Ian’s arms away and kicks him in the gut… ‘I FUCK YOU POWERBOMB!!!’  Peterson goes for the pin… one… two… three!!!  Jim will face the winner of tonight’s main event this Monday for the World Title!!  Peterson and Larson walk off together.

Winner:  Jim Peterson
 

Backstage:
Ian Haubert staggers into the backstage area the same time as Tony Asp and Papa Weihs.  Ian looks at them and tries to run, but Asp grabs Ian by the back of the neck and throws him at Weihs, who kicks him in the stomach and drops down with a Papa Stunner.  Both men walk off.
 

SFWF U.S. Heavyweight Title Match
Scaffold/Table Match
Rumpshaker Slim vs. ManKid

Backstage, Stepdaddy is roughing up ManKid.  Stepdaddy gets through with him and sends him out to the match, where the scaffold has been lowered to 25 feet above the ring.  Inside the ring, nine tables have been laid out, with nine tables on top of that, and nine on top of that.  The winner of the match is the man who can throw the other man off the scaffold and onto the tables.  Slim has already climbed onto the scaffold, and is waiting for ManKid.  ManKid climbs up the rope ladder and reaches the top, only to have the rope ladder taken away.  Slim starts out by grabbing ManKid and punching him.  ManKid staggers back and almost falls off, then falls down and grabs the sides of the scaffold.  Slim calls ManKid a pussy and begins kicking him.  ManKid gets to his knees and lowblows Slim.  Slim falls back on his ass a foot from the edge of the scaffold.  Seeing this, ManKid gets up and dives at Slim.  Slim ducks and ManKid stops short of the edge.  Slim gets up and tries to push ManKid off the edge.  ManKid stops and turns around.  Slim punches ManKid, but it is blocked and ManKid grabs Slim’s arms, bringing him down near the edge.  ManKid applies pressure to Slim’s arm, causing Slim to jerk forward.  ManKid finally lets go and kicks Slim.  Slim topples over the edge and grabs ahold of the side.  The crowd goes UHWAH! and Slim pulls himself up while ManKid taunts the crowd.  Slim taps ManKid, who turns around and throws ManChowder into Slim’s face.  Slim staggers back, but falls to the scaffold before he falls OFF the scaffold.  ManKid laughs and picks Slim up.  Slim is thrown to the opposite end of the scaffold, where he stops by grabbing onto one of the chains holding the scaffold up.  With this, Slim looks up and begins to climb.  Slim snakes his way up the support chain while ManKid attempts to shake him off.  After about a minute, Slim is at the support bar and is unhooking the chain.  Slim grabs onto the support bar and gets the chain unhooked.  ManKid sees what Slim is doing, and grabs ahold of the opposite support chain.  The whole scaffold jerks to one side as the chain is unhooked.  Slim climbs along the support bars on top of the arena and comes to the chain that ManKid is holding onto.  Slim climbs down the chain, dropping the last five feet onto ManKid.  Slim grabs the chain as ManKid grabs Slim’s leg.  Slim looks down, then looks at ManKid, and then lets go of the chain.  ManKid slides off of the tilted scaffold with Slim following behind him.  ManKid crashes through the three sets of tables, and Rumpshaker Slim lands on top of ManKid.  Slim wins!!  MANKID HAS CRASHED THROUGH THE TABLES!!!  Slim looks around at the erupting crowd, then looks back up to the tables.  Slim begins to climb up a set of tables not collapsed as the crowd erupts.  Slim looks down at ManKid… launches off… RUMPSHAKER DEELUXE FROM ON TOP OF THREE TABLES!!!  RUMPSHAKER SLIM IS THE KING OF BUMPS!!  Slim grabs his belt and walks off.

Winner:  Rumpshaker Slim
 

Main Event:
SFWF King of the ring 2000 – Finals
Corey Vilhauer vs. Owen Haubert

Vilhauer walks out to the ring to thunderous applause.  Haubert walks out to boos from every corner of the arena.  The bell rings and Haubert starts out by throwing Vilhauer into the corner, where the ref is.  The ref is knocked out and the match continues.  The announcers comment on how that may have been the last ref of the night.  Vilhauer blocks a superkick and reverses it into a leglock.  Owen kicks out and drops Vilhauer with a armbar takedown.  Vilhauer counters by rolling Owen up into a pin, to which Owen rolls Vilhauer up, then Vilhauer breaks free and grabs Owen for a german suplex bridge pin.  Owen breaks free and the crowd cheers for the pin combinations.  Owen waves to the crowd and turns just to see Vilhauer spear him into the corner.  Vilhauer kicks Owen to the center of the ring and jumps off the turnbuckle, landing with a guillotine leg drop onto Owen’s neck.  Owen lies on the mat for a while, until he slowly gets up.  Vilhauer stands back and tries to take him down with a neckbreaker, but Owen reverses it into a release german suplex.  Vilhauer hits hard, and Owen calls for a chair.  When Owen gets it, Vilhauer gets up and kicks the chair into Owen’s face.  Owen hits the corner and tosses the chair at Vilhauer.  Vilhauer catches it and swings at Owen.  Owen ducks, then kicks Vilhauer in the gut.  Vilhauer drops the chair and is locked into a powerbomb!  Owen picks Vilhauer up and tosses him out of the ring, then motions for someone to come out.  At this time, the music for the Sons of Sheetar starts up and Eric Swanson walks out, wearing a referee shirt.  Swanson steps into the ring and immediately, cups and food showers the ring.  Vilhauer slowly gets up and sees Swanson in the ring, then shakes his head.  Vilhauer steps in, kicks Owen, and flips Swanson off…. PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  Owen goes down, and Vilhauer goes for the pin… SWANSON WON’T COUNT IT!!  Vilhauer gets up, kicks Swanson in the gut… PEOPLE’S DDT AGAIN!!  Vilhauer looks down, goes for the pin, and waits for a ref to run out… until lo and behold, Jim Peterson runs out with a ref shirt on.  Peterson slides into the ring and begins to count… until Ian Haubert hits the ring.  Haubert pulls Peterson out before he can count three.  Vilhauer walks over and yells at Ian, but is stopped by Swanson, who has just gotten up.  Swanson grabs Vilhauer… MURDER ONE!!  Swanson grabs Owen, drapes his arm over Vilhauer, and counts the pin… OWEN WINS!!  OWEN WINS!!  SWANSON SCREWED VILHAUER… OH THE HUMANITY…

Swanson and the Hauberts celebrate in the ring.

Winner:  Owen Haubert.
 
 

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