Lights and stuff go off as this week’s card gets underway.

Six women tag match
Heather Curtis/Bianka Groves/Megan Meyer vs. Mary Campbell/Breezy Bryant/Beka Reiser

Groves and Reiser start out in the ring.  Groves takes Reiser down with a scissors takedown.  Reiser gets up, but is kicked down by Groves again.  Groves tags Curtis in and the two of them double team Reiser.  Curtis throws Reiser to the ropes and both women clothesline her.  Reiser goes down and rolls out of the ring.  Curtis mouths off to Bryant, and Bryant starts to get in the ring.  The ref holds her back and Groves and Meyer hop off the apron to attack Reiser.  Meanwhile, in the ring, Curtis is talking to the ref.  Meyer throws Reiser back in the ring, and Curtis picks her up.  Curtis brings her down with a standing piledriver.  Curtis throws Reiser to the ropes again, but Reiser stops and Curtis flies over the ropes.  Reiser tags Bryant in.  Bryant gets in the ring and knocks Meyer and Groves off of the apron.  Meanwhile, Campbell hops off the apron to walk to the other side.  Campbell grabs a chair and swings at Meyer.  Meyer goes down hard, and Campbell keeps swinging.  Finally, Groves sees what is happening and sends Campbell away.  Campbell looks at her team and walks away, leaving only Curtis and Bryant left.  Bryant watches Campbell walk away as Curtis grabs her and belly to back suplexes Bryant.  Bryant slowly gets up, and Curtis throws her to the ropes, coming down with a powerslam.  Curtis picks Bryant up and locks a rear naked choke onto her.  Bryant hits the mat and gives up.

Winners:  Heather Curtis/Bianka Groves/Megan Meyer
 

Backstage:
Corey Vilhauer and Jim Peterson are in back talking.  Peterson asks Vilhauer if he is sure that everything is okay.  Vilhauer assures him that 'he’s over it, and he is ashamed of what he has done.’  Peterson gives Vilhauer a look of confusion, and says ‘well, I’m going to talk to him myself.’  Peterson walks off as Vilhauer heads to the ring.
 

Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

As ‘penicillin’ by Threadbare starts, Vilhauer walks out with a mic.  The crowd cheers as Vilhauer enters the ring.  “Every tournament I have participated in, somebody gets screwed.  Every time we have a King of the Ring, someone gets screwed.  In fact, I believe it is a rule that in professional wrestling, when a tournament takes place, someone is going to get screwed.  Since the beginning when The Million Dollar Man bought the belt from Andre the Giant, to the most recent, when ManKind was screwed out of the belt at Survivor Series 98.  And this year has been no different.  So I have signed a match for next Thursday’s SFWF King of the Ring.  There are three more spots in the final four.  This means that three people will have to win… and likewise, three people will have to lose.  Now, I’m sure that the three people that lose may not lose on their own accord… in fact, some may have help losing from an enemy or a foreign object.  So, to give the screwed a chance, I have signed a three way, #1 contender match for the World Title.  The three people who lose their second round match, either tonight or tomorrow, will face each other in the #1 contenders match at King of the Ring.  The winners will go on to face each other, and me, in the rest of the KOTR tournament.  The title match will take place the Monday after King of the Ring… the winner of the King of the Ring vs. the new #1 contender.  So of the six men remaining who are vying for a spot… Jim Peterson, Stepdaddy, Tony Asp (cheers for these three), Owen Haubert, Ian Haubert, and Eric Swanson (boos for these three)… only three will continue on… and those that don’t still have a chance.  In addition to this, I have signed two more matches for the SFWF King of the Ring… Cody Schlenker will face Crispy in a hardcore rules match up, and Heather Curtis and Bianka Groves will face Breezy Bryant and Beka Reiser.  And for tonight, I have signed The Tall Boys vs. Comfy and Cozy for the SFWF Tag Team Titles.”  The crowd cheers as Vilhauer heads to the back.
 

Wyatt Ensz vs. Cody Schlenker

Ensz grabs Schlenker and tosses him to the corner, where he runs at him.  Schlenker kicks Ensz as he runs in, and runs around behind Ensz, tossing him backward with a suplex.  Schlenker hops up, but is dropped by Ensz.  Ensz grabs Schlenker’s legs and locks them up in a leg-breaker.  Schlenker grabs the ropes and holds on, but Ensz pulls him away.  Ensz kicks Schlenker over the top of the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle.  Ensz comes flying down.. SENTON SPLASH!  Ensz picks Schlenker up and throws him into the crowd.  Ensz balances on the safety rail, but Schlenker hops up and knocks Ensz down, causing Ensz to land nuts first on the rail.  Ensz falls off of the rail and clutches his ‘special purpose’.  Schlenker picks Ensz up and tosses him into the corner post.  Ensz hits and falls to the mats.  Schlenker grabs Ensz and tosses him into the ring, where he executes a series of rolling german suplexes!  Schlenker leaves Ensz on the mat… he’s climbing the turnbuckle… FLYING HEADBUTT!!  Schlenker hits Ensz hard and goes for the pin.. one… two… t.. Ensz kicks out.  Schlenker picks Ensz up and executes another snap suplex, then climbs the turnbuckle again.  Schlenker signals for the headbutt, and the crowd erupts… but The Sons of Sheetar’s music starts and Crispy and Jason Hofer run out to the ring.  Crispy grabs Schlenker and superplexes him off of the turnbuckle, then executes the Diaper Rash!  Hofer picks Ensz up… COMA-PLEX!!!  The ref calls for the bell as the two Sheetar alum leave.

Winners:  No contest.
 

Backstage:
Sam Larson sneaks up behind Tracy Holmoe.  Larson lifts a crowbar high above his head, then taps on Holmoe’s shoulder.  Larson stops and gives the crowbar to Holmoe.  “I heard your car broke down.”  Holmoe tells Larson to stay out of her business, and that she is still going to kick his ass next Thursday.  Holmoe then pushes Larson into a wall.  Larson gets up.  “I’m damn glad to get a chance to change.”
 

Interview:
Eric Swanson

The next scheduled match is between Tony Asp and Ian Haubert, but Eric Swanson walks out unannounced.  Swanson is treated to a chorus of boos.  Swanson grabs a mic.  “I’ve been sitting back in the Sheetar dressing room for most of the night.  Something wasn’t right back there… and then it hit me.   We’ve got a person on the roster that doesn’t belong.  We’ve got a person on the roster that doesn’t even know what Sioux Falls looks like… and that person is Ray Kimal.  Ray sits in back and assumes that he is welcome…well, to The Sons of Sheetar (at which point Sheetar walks out behind Eric) he is not welcome.  Now, with all the shit he has been putting Sheetar through, we now realize that Corey Vilhauer is not welcome either.  So I thought, just to raise a little morale in the Sheetar locker room, that I would come out here and show the wrestling world who is boss… Corey Vilhauer… so called SFWF Commish… get your hippie ass out here.”  Vilhauer’s music starts and the crowd goes crazy.  Vilhauer walks out and stands nose to nose with Eric Swanson.  “Eric.  I have no desire to wrestle you tonight.  But I do know two people who would love to kick your ass tonight.  So, in honor of your wish to kick ass tonight, I am signing tonight’s main event.  You, Eric, and your newly turned heel friend ManKid, will face Jim Peterson, and someone whom ManKid may remember very well from his past.”  Eric looks back and sees that ManKid has come to the stage area.  “Vilhauer, if ManKid accepts, then I accept…”  ManKid nods his head and Sheetar walks off.
 

SFWF King of the Ring Tournament – Second round match
Tony Asp vs. Ian Haubert

Asp grabs Haubert from the offset and throws him over the ropes.  Haubert lands on his feet and catches Asp as he tries to fly off the turnbuckle.  Asp is sidewalk slammed into the concrete by Haubert, who then picks Asp up and pushes him into the ring.  Haubert climbs in and goes for a pin, but Asp kicks out after one.  Haubert picks Asp up and sets him up for a snap suplex, but Asp reverses it and brings Haubert to the mat.  Haubert gets up and tackles Asp.  Asp falls back into the ropes, where Haubert grabs him and tosses him to the other end of the ring.  Asp springs off the ropes and catches Haubert with a cross body block.  Haubert hits the mat and Asp slides over, applying a leg lock on him.  Haubert grabs the ropes immediately and Asp lets up.  Asp picks Haubert up and applies an abdominal stretch.  Haubert goes for the ropes, but Asp lets go and grabs Haubert’s head… DDT!   Haubert hits the mat and rolls to the outside.  Asp climbs the turnbuckle and launches himself off after Haubert.  Haubert slides out of the way and Asp smashes into the announce table.  Haubert grabs Asp and throws him in the ring.  Haubert picks Asp up and delivers a series of hard knife-edge chops, sending Asp into the corner.  Haubert picks Asp up and sets him on the turnbuckle.  Asp punches Haubert, sending Haubert back on the mat.  Asp climbs up and raises his arms, then launches off the turnbuckle for the third time.  Asp lands with a big splash.  Asp picks Haubert up… Haubert breaks loose!  Haubert picks Asp up and puts him in the Iron Maiden!!!  Asp thrashes around, breaks an arm free, rolls off of Hauberts back and spins Haubert around… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!!  Asp goes for the pin… he gets it!!!  ASP IS IN THE FINAL FOUR!!  Asp goes to leave the ring when Owen Haubert runs out.  Owen slides in the ring and smashes a crowbar into Asp’s side.  Asp goes down and Owen starts stomping on him.  Out of nowhere, some guy runs in and knocks Owen off of Asp.  The guy kicks Owen in the gut and delivers a Stunner!!  The mystery guy picks Tony Asp up and helps him to the back.

Winner:  Tony Asp
 

Backstage:
Corey Vilhauer catches Jim Peterson.  Peterson says “I talked to him, and everything is going to be okay… he seems glad to be out.”  Vilhauer wishes him good luck and walks off.
Meanwhile, Terry Taylor catches Tony Asp and the mystery man.  Asp introduces the mystery man as Papa Weihs.  Papa Weihs nods and doesn’t say anything.
In the parking lot, Ray Kimal finds Tim Schumann.  Schumann turns around and Kimal begins attacking him.
 

SFWF Tag Team Championship Match
The Tall Boys vs. Comfy and Cozy

“Mr. Russell” starts out the match against Rumpshaker Slim.  Slim comes at Russell and tries to grab him, but Russell moves out of the way.  Slim kicks Russell, then throws him to the ropes.  Slim bends down for a back body drop, but Russell stops and grabs Slim, bringing him down with a Gut-wrench powerbomb.  Russell picks Slim up and walks him over to the corner, where Matt Miller is tagged in.  Miller throws Slim to the ropes, and Russell picks him up, spins around, and sidewalk slams him into the mat.  By this time, Miller has climbed the ropes and launches off with a guillotine leg drop.  Slim moves and Miller lands on his ass.  Slim crawls to the corner and tags Stepdaddy in.  Stepdaddy picks Miller up and drops his neck on the top rope.  Stepdaddy grabs Miller and throws him into the corner, where he sets him up on the turnbuckle.  Stepdaddy spins Miller around… MOCHA BOMB!!!  Miller hits the mat near his corner, but Stepdaddy pulls him back to Comfy and Cozy’s corner.  Stepdaddy tags Slim in, and Slim climbs the turnbuckle.   RUMPSHAKER DEEELUXE!!!  Slim picks Miller up and tags Stepdaddy back in…Stepdaddy puts Miller up on his shoulders… here comes the Hauberts and ManKid!!  Owen hops into the ring and smashes Stepdaddy in the back with a chair.  The ref calls for the bell.  The Tall Boys hop out of the ring and head to the back, while Stepdaddy and Rumpshaker Slim fight the Hauberts and ManKid in the ring.  The Hauberts throw Stepdaddy to the floor, and continue to pummel him.  As the Tall Boys make it to the stage entrance, The Froot Booties, Ryan Swanson and Big Fresh, pop out and knock the Tall Boys over.  Those four men brawl, while in the ring, Rumpshaker Slim grabs ManKid and throws him to the corner… Sodamigo!!  ManKid hits the mat after the reverse shattered dreams, and Slim stands over him.  ManKid reaches up and grabs Slim’s balls.  Slim screams and ManKid pulls him to the mat.  ManKid gets up and throws Slim to the ropes… FLYING PANDEMONIUM!!!  ManKid grabs a mic and challenges Rumpshaker Slim to a match for the U.S. Title at King of the Ring.  Slim accepts, but under one condition…  Slim challenges ManKid to a scaffold match!!  MANKID ACCEPTS!

Winner: Comfy and Cozy (by DQ)
 

Backstage:
Security is sent out to break up the Tim Schumann/Ray Kimal scuffle in the parking lot.
Meanwhile, Vilhauer stops into Peterson’s locker room, makes sure everything is okay.  Peterson gets up and heads to the ring.
 

Main Event:
Eric Swanson/ManKid vs. Jim Peterson/???

Eric Swanson and ManKid walk out to loud boos.  Swanson climbs in the ring while ManKid taunts some kids in the front row.  Jim Peterson’s music starts and the crowd jumps to their feet.  Peterson climbs in the ring and grabs a mic.  “Eric Swanson… years have gone by since we began to fight.  Years ago, we were both feuding for the SFWF World Title… It was around this time, ManKid, before you were unmasked, before you were the U.S. champion, and before you were a fucking jackoff, that you had a feud with someone we both know very well.  It was around this time, that you were involved in a best of seven – loser leaves their stable match up.  And if I’m not mistaken, YOU LOST… so if you don’t mind, I’d like to introduce my tag team partner… my partner of two years before… FORMER Sons of Sheetar member, and NEW SEASONED MEAT MEMBER SAM LARSON.!!!”  The crowd erupts as Sam Larson walks out wearing a Seasoned Meat shirt.  Swanson and ManKid stand back in horror.  ManKid refuses to be first in, and Swanson gets ready.  Larson enters the ring and goes after Swanson.  Swanson kicks Larson back, but Larson bounces back against the ropes and comes back… CROSS BODY BONCH!!!   Larson gets up and picks Swanson up and drags him to the corner.  Peterson is tagged in and the crowd erupts once again.  Swanson is kicked in the gut and set up… ‘I FUCK YOU’ POWERBOMB!!!  Peterson goes for the pin… Larson throws ManKid to the corner… BAMF HURACANRANNA!!  ONE… TWO… THREE….  SEASONED MEAT WINS!  What a squash!  Swanson rolls out of the ring and calls to the back.  Mary Campbell, the Froot Booties, Crispy, and Jason Hofer all walk out.  All six Sheetar members climb into the ring and surround Seasoned Meat.  ManKid backs up the ramp, but is stopped.. COREY VILHAUER IS OUT!!!  SMASH!  ManKid is smashed with a chair.  ManKid goes down as Vilhauer runs into the ring.  Ryan Swanson turns around and is hit with the chair.  Big Fresh goes after Vilhauer… PEOPLE’S DDT!!  Eventually, Larson and Vilhauer knock the rest of Sheetar out of the ring, and Peterson and Eric Swanson are left staring face to face in the ring.  And we are out of time….

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