Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer walks out and grabs the mic.  "Well, it seems to be just about that time.  That time that everyone enjoys so much, but none more than I.  Yes, folks, it is time for the game i so fondly call "Screwing The Hauberts".  Here is how the game is played."  Vilhauer motions for the Corporation to come out.  Mary Campbell and Jason Hofer lead with Tim Jewell and Breezy Bryant following.  "Joining us today are members of the greatest stable in SFWF History... The Corporation of the SFWF.  What began as a beautiful spinoff soon blossomed into a powerful force.  You all know the members, SFWF Commisioner Jason Hofer, former Women's Champion Breezy Bryant, Tim Jewell, and the newest member, Mary Campbell.  Mary, while in the back, suggested to me a grand idea.  Here is how it works.  As we all know, the PayPerView this Thursday is entitled "King of the Ring."  Now, what i failed to realize is that i have scheduled NO King of the Ring tournament yet.  I guess it was just a silly slip up on my part.  So, in addition to the survivor cage match, we have set up a King of the Ring tag team tournament.  Now, unlike many King of the Ring tournaments, the winner will not become the number one contender to the Tag Team Championship belts... oh no.  The winner will become the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.  Unfortunately, we are forced to place the Hauberts into this match, as they are the current champs.  There will be four teams competing.  The first bracket will be Big Fresh and Ryan Swanson vs. Crispy & Cozy.  The other bracket will be The Hauberts against a tag team to be named."  Vilhauer whispers something in Jewell's ear, and Jewell leaves.  Bryant leaves with him, and Campbell gets out of the ring and waits for her match, which is next.  "Now, i only have two more things to address.  Owen Haubert.  I am giving you one last chance to get your shot at the World Championship match.  Some people in the corporation seem to be a little sympathetic to your plight.  So i have decided that if you can defeat me TONIGHT, you will earn a spot in the cage match Thursday.  And finally, Jim Peterson.  You still don't understand what i am trying to do.  So for this i must show you who has the power in the SFWF.  Tonight you will face someone, a person who i will not disclose at this time.  Seasoned meat is breaking up, i can feel it, and i guaruntee that by the end of the night, my corporation will be stronger than ever, and i guaruntee that by the end of the night, i will have yet another corporate champion.  Now, before i leave..."  Vilhauer is drowned out by the sound of Wrapped in Plastic.  Jim Peterson walks out and the crowd erupts... "Oh aren't we just a confidant primaddona dueche bag? ". The crowd starts a frenzied chant of "limp dick" people start throwing wet noodles at Vilhauer. " First off, you suck as president. Two, Seasoned Meat is not breaking up, Seasoned Meat is just as strong if not stronger than we've ever been before. And all the bush leauge psyhe out shit you pull is laughable at best, so don't think for one second that you can scare us into thinking there is tension within the group. And as for the mystery opponent you have set up for me, i can tell you this: whoever it is, i'll whip thier ass just as easily as i've whipped yours so many times. You limp dick little bitch"
Peterson throws the mic down and walks away.
 

Mary Campbell vs. Nichole Green

Green started out strong against the newcomer, forcing her back into the corner and onto the ropes.  Green threw Campbell to the opposite ropes and grabbed her for a power slam.  Campbell slowly got up and reached for the ropes.  They went back and forth for a while, until Green gained the upper hand by tripping Campbell and getting her into a boston crab.  Campbell reached the ropes and Green was forced to break.  While Green was jabbering to the ref, Campbell motioned for some help.  Breezy Bryant walked to ringside and hit Green in the head with a cane.  Green fell and Campbell pinned her.  Bryant jumped into the ring to congradulate her and stuff.  Green came to, jumped up, and knocked Bryant back into the ropes and outside the ring.  Megan Meyer, from the back, ran out and started into Bryant.  Then Green grabbed a mic and challenged Bryant and Campbell to a match with her and Meyer at the PPV.
Winner: Campbell
 

Wyatt Ensz vs. Jay Bethke

Ensz does some high-flyin' shit, but Bethke just grabs him and drops him.  Ensz tries again, but is caught by Bethke and thrown over the ropes.  Wyatt finally sneaks around to the back, and delivers a low blow to Bethke.  Bethke, slow to get up, jumps at Ensz, but Ensz ducks and Bethke slams into the turnbuckle.  Ensz throws Bethke into the corner and is taken down with Ensz's Huracarana.
Winner:  Ensz
 

outside in the parking lot

 A camera is run out to the back, where we see Tracy Holmoe layed out and bleeding in the parking lot.  Holmoe tries to tell the camera man who hit her, but she passes out.  Holmoe is rushed to the hospital and stuff.  Meanwhile, in the halls, while Peterson is trying to figure out who he is going to face, Laura Kumm agrees to accompany Peterson to the ring.
 

BBBoIF match
Jason Hofer vs. Ian Haubert

Hofer grabbed a bat and headed to the ring.  Haubert then came out with a roll of barbed wire and a George Foreman grill.  Haubert threw the wire into the ring, but while he was getting in the ring himself, Hofer rolled the wire towards Haubert, where it hit Haubert on the leg.  Haubert's leg started bleeding and Hofer took advantage.  Throughout the next few minutes, Hofer worked on the leg of Ian, while Ian struggled to make some offense.  Finally, Haubert limped over to the corner where the bat layed.  Haubert grabbed the bat and swung at Hofer.  Hofer was hit and fell hard.  Haubert pulled Hofer up and threw him against the corner.  Haubert then placed him in the Realm of Pain.  Hofer refused to give up, and finally kicked out.  Hofer then grabbed Haubert and pulled off the 'coma-plex'.  Haubert was pinned just as Matt Miller came in.  Miller walked to ringside and grabbed a mic.  "Jason, i will get to you in a second.  First of all, i would like to proudly announce that i have been readmitted into the Press Your Luck family.  This brings up my next order of business, which goes out to Sam Larson.  Sam, my friend and new tag partner "Mr. Russell" were talking in the back, and we came to the conclusion that you suck.  Well, to make a long story short, we are challenging you to a match tonight.  Seasoned Meat vs. us.  Oh, wait.   Did i say challenge you?  I meant I am signing you.  This is where it comes to Jason.  Jason, my lawyer and i were talking, and we found out a very interesting thing.  My contract as SFWF commisioner cannot be voided by President Vilhauer.  The good thing is, i am still the SFWF Commisioner.  The bad thing is, the contract expires on the day after King of the Ring.  What i am saying is, you are not commisioner until my contract is finished.  So on top of my match tonight, i would like to inform you that you and i will be facing each other at King of the Ring, for the BBBoIF.  So you can suck my nuts."  Miller walks out and Hofer chases after him.
Winner: Hofer
 

Big Fresh vs. Jasin Hoeferr

Big Fresh wins...duh.  After the match, Rumpshaker Slim runs out and claims that it was Big Freshes fault that R'shaker lost his belt.  R'shaker challenges him to a match at the PPV, and Big Fresh accepts.  Big Fresh then insults R'shaker's style, and R'shaker heads after Big Fresh, but is stopped by a shot to the head with the Lightweight belt by Ryan Swanson.  Ryan and Big Fresh walk off.
Winner: B.Fresh
 

Jim Peterson vs. ????????

Peterson and Kumm walk to the ring, while Vilhauer appears in the entry way.  Peterson and Kumm both turn to look at Vilhauer, who is chuckling to himself.  "How convenient.  Jim, you are probably wondering who your opponent is going to be for tonight.  Well, i looked everywhere in this arena for someone who could match you in wits, someone who could beat you with cunning, and someone who would beat your sorry ass in.  But i was already signed in an important match so i could not do the job.  Instead, i decided on someone else.  Jim, your opponent stands right beside you in the ring... Laura Kumm."  Jim grabs a mic.  "Vilhauer, dammit.  Seasoned Meat always sticks together.  ALWAYS.  And i refuse to wrestle another Seasoned Meat member, especially not Laura.  DAmn.  I FUCKING REFU...ugh."  In mid sentance, Laura Kumm took her Women's belt and smashed Peterson over the head.  Vilhauer picks up his mic.  "Jim, you don't have to worry about it.  Meet the newest member of the Corporate family, Laura Kumm, the Corporate Women's champion."  With this, Bianka Groves and Beka Reiser run to the aid of Peterson.  When they reach the ring, they confront Kumm about what she has done.  Kumm answers with a belt shot to both women.  "Good job, Laura.  YOu will fit in with us nicely.  Oh, and by the way.  Since Laura couldn't possibly wrestle against Breezy for the women's belt, Bianka Groves will take her place.
 

Cody Schlenker vs. Tim Schumann

Schlenker ran into the ring and started pounding on Schumann.  Schumann countered with some moves.  They did that back and forth thing for a while, until Schlenker hit Schumann with a belly to back suplex.  Schlenker then followed up with a leg submission move.  Schumann reached the ropes and kicked Schlenker off.  Schlenker ran back at Schumann, who ducked.  Schlenker was tossed over the top rope.  Schumann signalled for the conjectivitus, and when Schlenker got in the ring, he slapped that sucker on.  Schlenker slowly crawled for the ropes, but couldn't reach them.  Schlenker finally garnered enough strength to tip Schumann over.  Schumann jumped up and ran at Schlenker, but Schlenker tripped Schumann and punched him in the face.  Schumann was knocked down, and Schlenker picked him up and gave him a piledriver.  After Schlenker pinned him, Eric Swanson and Andres Torres ran to the ring.  Swanson grabbed the bat left over from the Hofer/Haubert match and smashed Schumann in the head.  Swanson threw the bat to Torres and Torres smashed Schlenker in the head.  They both walked off, leaving Schlenker and Schumann to lie.
Winner: Schlenker
 

Seasoned Meat vs. Matt Miller/"Mr. Russell"

Peterson walks out slowly, with Larson running to the ring.  Russell and Miller already stand in the ring.  Larson jumps on Russell and starts hitting him in the head and stuff, but Russell just pushes him off.  Russell bounces against the ropes and jumps at Larson with a flying lariat.  This produces both Jason Hofer and President Corey Vilhauer from the back.  They both stand in the entryway and watch as Larson dropkicks Russell.  Russell tags Miller in, and Miller goes after Larson.  Larson, weary of tagging the dazed Peterson in, ducks out and runs to the entryway, only to see Vilhauer and Hofer there.  Larson turns back around and sees Miller running after him.  Hofer runs at Larson, but Larson ducks them both and they run into each other.  The two start brawling and fighting and stuff.  Larson runs back to the ring, followed by Vilhauer.  Larson hops in the ring and finds Russell in the ring.  Russell delivers the big boot to Larson, who is then layed out.  Meanwhile, Vilhauer runs around to where Peterson is and grabs a bell.  He hits Peterson in the head with the bell.  Peterson falls off the apron.  Vilhauer then walks to the back.  Russell grabs a chair, and when he thinks the ref isn't looking, starts hitting Larson with it.  The ref turns around and calls the match a DQ.  Russell continues to hit Larson, until Terry Taylor runs out to make the save.  The wrestlers are cleaned off of the mats and stuff to get ready for the main event.
Winner by DQ: Seasoned meat

Corey Vilhauer vs. Owen Haubert

Vilhauer walked to the ring with Laura Kumm and Jason Hofer.  Haubert walked down alone.  The match started with Vilhauer throwing Haubert into the corner.  Vilhauer grabbed Haubert's arm and walked the top rope, coming down with a clothesline.  Haubert got up and rolled out of the ring.  Vilhauer chased after him, but Haubert jumped back in and waited.  When Vilhauer rolled back in, Haubert kicked him in the ribs.  Vilhauer rolled out and called for help from the back.  No one came.  Vilhauer looked puzzled, and then crawled back in the ring.  Haubert started in again, punching and kicking and killing.  Haubert pulled Vilhauer up and powerbombed him.  Vilhauer rolled over and grabbed the ropes, pulling himself up into the corner.  The crowd once again erupted as they saw the one and only SFWF Super-face Jim Peterson run to the ring.  Peterson grabbed a chair, hopped into the ring, and waited for Vilhauer to get up.  Haubert also waited, and as Vilhauer got up, Haubert ran over to attack.  Peterson swung the chair, and Vilhauer ducked, leaving the chair nowhere to go but to Haubert's head.  Haubert fell down, head busted open, and the lights dimmed.  A sole disco ball shone over the ring and the chant of "It's Joel Shotwell" blared over the PA.  Joel "disco fever" Shotwell ran to the ring and the lights went up.  Peterson stared in disbelief at the man who entered the ring.  Shotwell ran over to Vilhauer and pulled him up.  Peterson went to hit Vilhauer again, but was blocked by Shotwell.  Shotwell kicked Peterson in the gut, but Peterson just looked down and grabbed Shotwell.  Meanwhile, Vilhauer picked up the chair and smashed Peterson in the back.  Peterson went down and Vilhauer finally pinned Haubert.  Shotwell tried to celebrate with Vilhauer, but Vilhauer kicked Shotwell and dropped him with the President's DDT.  End of day, fuckin' go home.
 
 

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