Mary Campbell vs. Breezy Bryant (w/ Beka Reiser)

Campbell starts out by throwing Bryant into the ropes.  Bryant bounces back and hits Campbell with a cross body block.  Campbell hits the ropes and Bryant hits the mat.  Campbell jumps over Bryant and comes bounding back from the other side of the ring.  Bryant stands up and grabs Campbell, slamming her down with a powerslam.  Bryant picks Campbell up and walks her over to the corner.  Campbell breaks free and pushes Bryant away.  Campbell kicks Bryant and clotheslines her.  Bryant tries to get up, but Campbell holds her down with her foot.  Campbell kicks Bryant in the side, then picks her up.  Bryant punches Campbell in the gut, and Campbell lets go of Bryant.  Bryant grabs Campbell by the head and drags her face across the ropes.  Campbell grabs her forehead and rolls to the outside of the ring.  Campbell walks around for a while, until from behind, Beka Reiser grabs a chair and smashes Campbell in the head.  Campbell goes down and Reiser throws her back in the ring.  Bryant picks Campbell up, throws her to the ropes, and brings her down with a leg-scissors takedown.  Bryant grabs Campbell and locks an ankle lock onto her.  This brings Heather Curtis and Bianka Groves down to the ringside area.  Groves grabs Reiser outside the ring while Curtis hops on the apron.  Groves throws Reiser into the safety rail.  Curtis reaches into the ring while the ref is attending to Campbell and pulls Bryant out.  Bryant turns around once her feet hit the mat outside the ring and comes face to face with Curtis, who grabs Bryant and bulldogs her into the concrete.  Curtis rolls Bryant back in and Campbell goes for the pin… and gets it.  Bryant and Reiser brawl with Curtis and Groves all the way to the back.  Campbell celebrates in the ring until Megan Meyer runs in from the audience and spears Campbell.  Security is brought in to hold the two back.

Winner:  Mary Campbell
 

Backstage:
Ray Kimal enters the building.  Kimal is tackled by Tim Schumann and thrown into a garbage can.  Schumann grabs Kimal and drags him off.
Meanwhile, Jim Peterson and Sam Larson walk to the ring.  Larson wishes Peterson good luck with his interview and heads back.  Larson is attacked by Tracy Holmoe.  Larson grabs Holmoe and tosses her into a wall, but as Larson walks away, Holmoe attacks Larson from behind and drops him with a DDT.
 

Interview:
Jim Peterson

Peterson walks out to a standing ovation.  Peterson grabs a mic.  “now as I see it there are only two things for me to talk about. One: is concerning my match tonight with the fumando bitch machine, eric swanson.” Crowd boos because eric is heel. “now quite frankly I’m getting damned tired of fighting your lanky white ass. I don’t know who booked this goddamn tournament, but I think the fans (and everyone in cyber lala land) are sick of seeing me open a can of “whooptushie” on you every time we meet. So I came up with a solution. Tonight I’m going balls out crazy. I’m pulling out all of the stops, just for you. I  will laugh at your brusies and I’ll play with your blood, and you will hurt so badly you’ll never want to step in the ring with me ever again”. Crowd goes gaga as peterson summons the monkey. “Point Two: Sam larson”
Larson’s name gets a mixed reaction from the audience. “now I have to admit when you turned your back on me a few months back, I didn’t see it coming at all.  You really had me fooled, you didn’t act any different than usual, nothing seemed off kilter . And then the next thing I know my best friend is whacking me on the head with a blunt object and I’m getting beat down by the rest of sheetar.  So now I’m supposed to believe that you’ve found the err of your ways and your sorry and blah blah blah. Bullshit!!!!! I want you to come down here right now and look me in my eyes and tell me that you’re on the level, right now come on.” Larson can’t come to the ring as he is still knocked out, and nobody bothered to tell Jim. “alright fine, stay in back. But so help me if you stab me in the back again, what I do to eric tonight will seem like a fucking holiday compared to what I’ll do to you” Peterson throws mic down a leaves the ring.
 

Wyatt Ensz/Cody Schlenker vs. Jason Hofer/Crispy

Ensz and Crispy start out in the ring together.  Crispy throws Ensz around and then kicks him out of the ring.  Crispy poses for the crowd until Cody Schlenker hops in and clubs him in the back.  The ref runs over and brings Schlenker to his corner while Hofer grabs a chair from the crowd.  Ensz gets back in the ring and Hofer throws the chair to Crispy.  Crispy swings and smashes Ensz in the head.  The ref turns around just as Crispy picks Ensz up… DIAPER RASH!!!  Crispy rolls over for the pin.. Schlenker hops in and breaks it up.  This brings Jason Hofer into the ring.  Melee insues as Hofer grabs Ensz and brings him down with a Coma-Plex and Schlenker throws Crispy out of the ring.  Hofer goes for the pin, and the ref, confused, counts it.  Schlenker runs over and knocks Hofer off, but the count is already done and Hofer/Crispy win.  Schlenker hops out of the ring and grabs Crispy.  He picks Crispy up and gets up on the apron.  Schlenker looks backwards, grabs Crispy around the waist… GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE BOOTH!!!  Schlenker gets up and grabs Ensz and walks to the back.  Hofer runs over and the EMT’s are brought out to help Crispy to the back.

Winners: Crispy/Jason Hofer
 

Backstage:
Corey Vilhauer heads into his locker room as Owen Haubert walks by.  Haubert talks some shit about Vilhauer, causing Vilhauer to turn around.  Vilhauer goes after Haubert, and the two brawl.  Security is carted in again to break up the chaos.
 

Tony Asp/Papa Weihs vs. The Froot Booties.

Asp and Weihs walk out to a huge pop.  Asp gets in the ring and locks up with Ryan Swanson.  Swanson tries to bring him down with a hiptoss, but Asp blocks it and locks his arms around Swanson’s neck… Gargoyle Suplex!  Swanson is flipped into his corner, where he tags Big Fresh in.  Fresh comes at Asp with a flying cross body block.  Asp catches Fresh and flips him back with a fallaway slam.  Asp climbs the ropes, to the pleasure of the viewing audience, and launches off.  Fresh moves and Asp lands on his back.  Asp rolls to the corner, where Weihs is tagged in.  Weihs jumps in and knocks Fresh down.  Fresh slowly gets up and delivers a low blow to Weihs.  Weihs staggers backwards as Fresh gets up and kicks Weihs.  Weihs catches Fresh’s leg… but Fresh connects with the Ensziguri.  Fresh runs over and tags Swanson.  Swanson picks Weihs up and throws him to the corner.  Swanson climbs up.. Tornado DDT!!  Swanson goes for the pin, but Asp hops in and breaks it up.  About this time, to a chorus of boos, the Hauberts and ManKid walk out.  All three men stand at the entrance ramp and watch the match.  In the ring, Weihs throws Swanson to the ropes, tosses him up… diamond cutter!  Weihs goes for the pin and ManKid runs down.  Swanson kicks out while ManKid grabs Tony Asp.  Asp is dragged to the entrance ramp and dropped off by ManKid.  Owen and Ian Haubert begin working over the blue chipper, and ManKid runs back down to the ring.  Weihs kicks Swanson in the gut… PAPA STUNNER!!!  Weihs goes for the pin… ManKid is in the ring!!  The ref calls for the bell as Weihs gets up.  Weihs turns around as ManKid throws ManChowder into his face.  Weihs bounces into the ropes and ManKid grabs him… FLYING PANDEMONIUM!!!   The Froot Booties get up and walk to the back as ManKid leaves Weihs in the ring.

Winners: (by DQ) Tony Asp and Papa Weihs
 

Backstage:
Tim Schumann has strung Ray Kimal up by his feet in the boiler room.  Schumann asks Kimal how hardcore he is, then proceeds to throw various things at him.  As we leave, Schumann grabs a bat and hits Kimal in the stomach with it.
Meanwhile, Larson, getting helped in the back, hears of Peterson’s remarks.  Larson gets up and runs out, only to be knocked back by Tracy Holmoe.  Holmoe attempts another DDT, but this time Larson reverses it into a tiger suplex.
 

SFWF King of the Ring Tournament – Second Round Match
Stepdaddy vs. Owen Haubert (w/Ian Haubert and ManKid)

Stepdaddy begins by grabbing Owen in a headlock.  Stepdaddy wrenches Owen’s head.  Owen grabs Stepdaddy and lifts him up for a back suplex.  Owen picks Stepdaddy up and throws him to the ropes, where Stepdaddy holds on.  Owen runs at him and clotheslines him over the top.  Stepdaddy hits the mats outside, where he slowly gets up.  Owen climbs the turnbuckle and launches himself off at Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy looks up and is hit with a missle dropkick.  Owen picks Stepdaddy up and throws him into the steel steps.  Stepdaddy looks down to realize he is bleeding.  Stepdaddy is thrown back in the ring, where Owen picks him up for a fisherman’s DDT.  Stepdaddy reverses by punching Owen in the side, then picks him up for a standard suplex.  Stepdaddy jumps to the corner and dropkicks Owen as he is getting up.  Owen hits the mat, where Stepdaddy runs over and applies a reverse figure-four leglock.  Owen screams and reaches for the ropes.  When Owen gets there, Stepdaddy lets go and pulls him back by his legs.  Stepdaddy locks on another leglock, this time a texas cloverleaf.  Owen screams more, and barely makes it to the ropes.  Stepdaddy gets up and pulls Owen up with him.  Stepdaddy bends down and puts Owen on his shoulders… Mocha Drop?!  Owen punches Stepdaddy’s head and rolls Stepdaddy up for the pin… Stepdaddy kicks out before a two count and gets up.  Owen runs at Stepdaddy and kicks him in the leg.  Stepdaddy stumbles over, and Owen picks him up.  Snap Suplex.  Owen picks Stepdaddy up, but Stepdaddy breaks the grapple and attempts a Mochacuranna.  Owen blocks it and drops down with a sitdown powerbomb.  Stepdaddy kicks out of the pin attempt and rolls to the outside.  On the outside, Ian Haubert runs over and tackles Stepdaddy around the legs.  Stepdaddy goes down and cracks his head on the ring apron.  Stepdaddy hits the mats hard, and Ian Haubert tosses him back in the ring.  Owen grabs Stepdaddy and throws him to the corner.  Being woozy, Stepdaddy trips on his way to the corner and smashes into the turnbuckle hard.  Owen runs over, kicks Stepdaddy in the stomach, and props him up on the turnbuckle.  Owen picks Stepdaddy up, spins around… TOP ROPE PILEDRIVER!!!  Haubert grabs Stepdaddy, and Ian gets in the ring.  ManKid runs to the other side and distracts the ref…. HAUBERT DEATH DROP!!!  The H double D!!!  Owen goes for the pin… and gets it!!  Owen’s goin’ to the final four!!  After the match, Rumpshaker Slim, Tony Asp, and Papa Weihs hit the ring.  Asp grabs Owen and both of them brawl to the back.  Ian is grabbed by Weihs and tossed into the safety rail.  Weihs then grabs a table and four chairs.  Weihs sets the table up on the four chairs while ManKid and R’shaker brawl in the other corner.  R’shaker grabs ManKid and throws him into the corner near the chairs, then props him up on the turnbuckle… picks him up… RUMP BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!  Rumpshaker picks ManKid up by the mask and grabs a mic.  “This Thursday, Commissioner Vilhauer has added a little excitement to the match.  Instead of there just being a scaffold hanging twenty five feet above the ring, we are adding stacks of tables below.  The winner is the person who throws the other person off.”  Slim throws ManKid’s face down again and walks off.

Winner:  Owen Haubert
 

Backstage:
Tim Schumann cuts the knocked out Ray Kimal from his harness.  Kimal is thrown into a garbage can and left out back.
Meanwhile, The Sons of Sheetar accompany Eric Swanson to the ring.
On the other side of the building, Jim Peterson walks out.  Thirty feet behind him, Sam Larson follows.
 

Main Event:
SFWF King of the Ring – Second Round Match
Eric Swanson vs. Jim Peterson

Swanson and Peterson lock up.  Peterson brings Swanson down with a arm toss.  Swanson hops up and clotheslines Peterson.  Peterson gets up and backs away.  Swanson dives at him, but Peterson moves and Swanson gets tangled in the ropes.  Peterson grabs Swanson and flips him over the ropes to the outside.  Peterson walks to the other end of the ring and waits for Swanson.  Swanson slowly gets back on the apron, where Peterson jumps to the turnbuckle and kicks him off.  Swanson flies back into the broadcasting booth and breaks the table.  Peterson hops to the outside and grabs Swanson.  Peterson picks Swanson up and executes the T-bone suplex into the mats.  Swanson slowly gets up as Peterson climbs back into the ring.  Peterson points to the crowd and the crowd erupts.  Swanson climbs into the ring.  Peterson kicks him and sends him to the corner.   Swanson stops at the corner and kicks Peterson back.  Peterson falls backward as Swanson grabs Peterson’s head and snaps it forward.  Swanson slowly gets up and picks Peterson up.  Peterson breaks free and tosses Swanson to the opposite ropes.  Swanson ducks a clothesline and comes back with a knee to Peterson’s stomach, causing Peterson to flip over.  Peterson rolls to the outside, where Sheetar immediately surrounds him.  Inside the ring, Swanson argues with the ref.  From the other side, Sam Larson runs around and begins throwing members of Sheetar around.  Finally, Larson tosses Ryan Swanson aside and Peterson climbs into the ring.  Larson runs back to Peterson’s corner and cheers him on.  Eric Swanson runs after Peterson and kicks him in the gut.  Swanson hops on the second rope and comes at Peterson with a moonsault.  Peterson stands up and catches Swanson, bringing him down with a Dominator.  Peterson picks Swanson up and T-Bone Suplexes him again!  Peterson makes the sign for the ‘I fuck you’ powerbomb, and the crowd goes fucking crazy.  Peterson picks Swanson up… Swanson hits Peterson with a low blow!!  Swanson bends Peterson over… CONJECTIVITUS!!!  SWANSON DROPS DOWN!!  IRON LUNG!!!  Peterson hits the mat hard.  Swanson picks Peterson up and throws him to the corner.  Swanson distracts the ref as someone jumps in the ring and trips Peterson, sending him in between the turnbuckle pads and into the corner pole.  Peterson gashes open and slumps down in the corner.  Swanson walks over and picks Peterson up.  MURDER ONE!!!  Swanson goes for the pin  One… Two… thr… PETERSON KICKS OUT!!! MY GOD!!!  Swanson, pissed off, picks Peterson up and locks him in the Conjectivitus again.  Peterson thrashes around a little bit, then slumps down.  The ref kneels down and asks Peterson if he gives up.  Peterson, with his face covered in blood that is dripping onto the mat, doesn’t answer.  The ref lifts his arm twice, and the arm drops back down.  Swanson yells at the ref to hurry up, and the ref lifts his arm one last time.  It flops back down.  Peterson is knocked out.  The ref calls for the bell as Sam Larson hops into the ring.  Larson spins Swanson around and tosses him to the corner… BAMF HURACANRANNA!!!  Larson picks Swanson up one last time, but Swanson grabs Larson and throws him over the top into the crowd.  Swanson raises his arms and Sheetar enters the ring.  The crowd boos until familiar music starts up.  Corey Vilhauer bounds out to the ring, sending Sheetar scattering and Swanson to his knees.  Vilhauer kicks Swanson, PEOPLE’S DDT!!!  PEOPLE’S DDT!!  Vilhauer throws Swanson over the top rope and grabs Peterson.  Larson climbs in and the two of them help Peterson to the back as we are out of time.

Winner:  Eric Swanson
 

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