Interview:
Corey Vilhauer and Stepdaddy

Vilhauer walks out with Stepdaddy, holding his new World title.  Vilhauer grabs a mic.  "Ladies and gentlemen, i would like to introduce to you the newest member of the Corporation, the second greatest champion in SFWF history, Stepdaddy."  Stepdaddy takes a bow and grabs a mic.  "I was in the hospital for one month.  For four weeks, no one visited me, no one came to check how i was doing.  For four weeks no one called me, and no one seemed to care that i could be out of wrestling forever.  Except one person, the man who is now the SFWF World Champion.  Corey Vilhauer.  Two weeks ago, Corey visited me in the hospital.  Mr. Vilhauer told me that even though he were not on the best of terms, even though we had fought for months, that i was still welcome in the SFWF no matter what my shape was.  He told me that there is no one who can turn up a crowd like i can, and he told me that my job was safe, even if i could only manage.  Well, hearing this, i started to feel better, and i healed faster than the doctors ever thought i could.  Corey and i kept in touch... i saw something in him that i never did before, an understanding between us.  It was then that i realized i was on the wrong side.  I thought over my situation long and hard.  I could either come back to the SFWF and force my way onto Corey's bad side, or i could do myself a favor and join the greatest stable in Federation history.  So you get what we had Thursday.  Corey helped me keep my head up when i was in that hospital, and i repayed him by helping him win the most coveted title in the world, the SFWF World Heavyweight Title.  Corey has promised me a lot of things, but even if none of them come true, i am happier now than anytime in my life."  "Happier than when we were tag team champs?  I remember you telling me that we had a bond, an unseperable bond that could not be broken."  Rumpshaker Slim walks out with a mic.  "Charles... i mean Stepdaddy... i doubt you can forget your past that easily.  I find it hard to believe that you can just throw away what we had, the GREATEST tag team of all time, the greatest duo of wrestlers to enter the squared circle.  But yet, here you are, throwing it all away for a little extra prestige and cash."  Rumpshaker walks up to Vilhauer.  "And you.  You think i didn't try to visit Charles?  You think i didn't worry about him every time i saw a powerbomb or a piledriver?  The simple fact is - SFWF did not release the location of the hospital."  Vilhauer takes the mic from Stepdaddy.  "I knew where he was... and all you had to do is ask."  "Well that's great, just great.  Maybe you should have just given it to me in the first place."  "You know, i've been meaning to give you something for a while."  Vilhauer drops the mic and kicks R'shaker in the gut.  He starts to go for the DDT but Stepdaddy stops him.  "Wait a minute..."  Vilhauer looks Stepdaddy in the eye, and Stepdaddy winks back at him.  Stepdaddy grabs R'shaker, gets him up on his shoulders, and Mocha Drops him onto the mat.  Marilyn Manson plays over the PA, and Jim Peterson walks out to a chorus of cheers.  "Vilhauer and Stepdaddy.  How long has this been building up?  How long will it last?  Two of the biggest ego's in the business, together at last.  Well, it looks like Vilhauer is done screwing Owen Haubert over, and he must have tired of screwing Eric Swanson over, and he sure as hell can't screw YOU over, Charles... So i guess that just leaves... ME.  Well, bring it on, limp dick.  I'll take whatever you've got."  Vilhauer looks at Peterson in disgust.  "Jim, you always show up to spoil my fun.  But it won't happen any more.  I have a plan, and this is how it goes... tonight we will have a PayPerView caliber main event.  A match that will be worthy of legend.  Tonight we will see the new Corporate ass-kicker Stepdaddy take on Seasoned Meat's own fat lazy James Peterson.  Also, to make this match a little more important, i have added a few things.  Number one... Eric Swanson will be joining you, making this a U.S. heavyweight title match.  Number two... there will be NO DQ.  And finally, number three... oh boy, this is the best part... If Jim Peterson does not pin either Stepdaddy or Eric Swanson ONE TWO THREE for the pin... he is FIRED."  Peterson, who until this point was just nodding along, became irate.  Peterson carged the ring, and the rest of the Corporation (Tim Jewell, Jason Hofer, Breezy Bryant, Laura Kumm, and Mary Campbell) carged after Peterson.  Vilhauer and Stepdaddy walked out while they had at it.
 

Mary Campbell vs. Megan Meyer

Campbell and Meyer started out by brawling and stuff.  Campbell still looked a little woozy from the attack by Beka Reiser at King of the Ring.  Meyer finally got some moves out and threw Campbell against the ropes, but Campbell grabbed the rope and stayed put.  Meyer jumped at her and Campbell ducked, sending Meyer over the top.  Campbell climbed under the ring and grabbed a table, which she set up in the ring.  Campbell knocked Meyer around for a bit and then set her on the turnbuckle in order to do a superplex into the table.  Meyer came to and kicked Campbell back, sending her through the table.  Meyer executed a shooting star press onto Campbell and got the pin.
Winner: Meyer
 

Heather Curtis vs. Laura Kumm

Before the match started, Beka Reiser walked to the ring with Curtis, in order to announce her as the newest member of Seasoned Meat.  She then proceeded to challenge four other girls to a three way tag match at OYT: April Fools day, bitch.  The teams would be... Reiser and Curtis vs. Green and Meyer vs. Kumm and Campbell.  When Kumm walked out, she accepted for the Corporation team.  Kumm and Reiser exchanged words and Curtis attacked from behind.  Kumm dropped to her knees and was ambushed by Bianka Groves, who was weilding her belt and clocked Kumm with it.  Kumm fell down and was dragged to the ring by Curtis and Groves.  Curtis pinned her.  As the Seasoned Meat women were leaving, Breezy Bryant appeared.  Bryant challenged Groves to a match at the PPV for her belt.  Groves agreed and Bryant clocked her.
Winner: Curtis
 

Jason Hofer vs. Sam Larson

Hofer refused to enter the ring against Larson, as he thought Larson had an illegal object.  When told that the match was to be a hardcore match, Hofer told the ref that he could not wrestle a hardcore match if the hardcore belt was not on the line.  Hofer explained that he had a career to think about, and he needed to keep his bumps and bruises to a minimum.  As Larson turned around, shocked that he was being cast off, Hofer jumped in the ring and attacked Larson.  Larson attempted to turn around, but was hit with the bat that he had brought in the ring.  Hofer turned to gloat to the crowd, when Wyatt Ensz showed up with a dead fish wrapped in paper.  Ensz grabbed a mic and accused Larson of setting this fish in his locker room, along with a nasty note.  Based on what he has seen over the last few weeks, Ensz said he didn't doubt if all of the attacks were by Larson.  Larson denied it all, and Ensz jumped in the ring and cleared it.  Hofer ran to the back, followed by Larson and Ensz.
Winner:  No Contest
 

interview
Nichole Green

Green walked out and grabbed a mic.  She started going on about how Beka Reiser had no business being a ref Thursday, and if it meant getting her back, she was in the match for the PPV.  At the same time, however, she challenged Tim Jewell to a singles match at OYT: AFDB.  Green went on about how Jewell had done some unkind things in the past, particularly April Fools Day.  She said that this is the time for her to get her revenge.  This prompted Jewell to walk out to a chorus of boos.  Jewell said he didn't care what Green brought, it was all just another win to him.  Jewell then flipped Green off and ran to the back.
 

Matt Miller/"Mr. Russell" vs. Crispy and Cozy

Miller and Russell walk out to a surprising cheer.  Miller grabs a mic and tells the crowd that Ian Haubert and Ryan Swanson have agreed on a rematch for the Tag Team Titles... The Hauberts vs. Ryan Swanson/Big Fresh.  Crispy and Rumpshaker walk out and start to lay into the PYL kids.  Russell eventually grabs R'shaker and choke slams him out of the ring.  Russell goes after Crispy and they are designated the legal men.  Crispy rolls under Russell, and Russell turns to strike back but Crispy ducks and belly-to-back suplexes him.  Crispy tags R'shaker in, and R'shaker jumps on Russell's back.  Russell falls backward and drops on R'shaker... then tags Miller in.  Miller throws R'shaker to the ropes and then drops him onto the mat.  R'shaker slowly gets up, but Miller tags Russell in and they pull off a double suplex, knocking R'shaker clean out of it.  Russell grabs R'shaker and puts him on the ropes.  Crunch, Russell comes down with a piledriver from the middle rope.  Crispy tries to help R'shaker out, but Miller just knocks him back into the corner.
Winner:  Miller/russell
 

Andres Torres vs. Tim Schumann

Schumann, on a losing streak as of late, started out by kicking Torres in the head.  Torres and Schumann brawled for a while, and Eric Swanson showed up.  Schumann noticed that he was there, and turned to mouth off.  Torres grabbed Schumann's pants and pulled him down to the mat for an attempted pin.  Schumann jumped up and clotheslined Torres to the ground.  This move prompted Cody Schlenker to casually stroll out to the ring area.  Schlenker walked over to where Torres was lying, and when Torres got up, Schlenker clubbed him with the announcers chair.  Schlenker then sat down at the announcers table and chatted along with commentary.  Schumann pulled Torres up and threw him to the corner, got torres up in the Conjuctivitus, and Torres reached for the rope.  When Schumann broke the hold, Torres, with every ounce of remaining energy, bounded up and grabbed Schumann.  Schumann was thrown against the ropes and BAMM!! The Flying Pandemonium!  Schumann was down... one two thr... HE GOT OUT!!!  Seeing this, Schlenker jumped up from the announcers table and grabbed another chair.  When Torres made it to the side, and while Swanson was pleading for the ref to turn around, Schlenker slammed the chair into Torres' gut.  Torres fell back, and Schumann picked him up and slapped the Conjuctivitus on for a second time.  As Torres was giving up, Swanson ran over to where Schlenker stood and started brawling with him.  They fought all the way into the back.
Winner:  Schumann
 

backstage

Matt Miller is stopped and asked about the condition of Tracy Holmoe.  Miller doesn't seem to care and doesn't really know what happened.  Miller then pushes the camera away and walks back to his dressing room.
 

The Hauberts vs. Big Fresh/Ryan Swanson

Swanson and Big Fresh show up with a new member, a man wearing a mask who goes by the name of "Yoda", and who's real name is Les.  Yoda accompanied Big Fresh and Swanson all during the match.  When the Hauberts came down, Owen stopped Ian and grabbed a mic.  "Ian, i hate to air dirty laundry in the open like this, but who the hell let that guy into the building?"  "Owen.  I know your history with Les.  I understand that in previous leagues, before you brought me into the SFWF, you had a feud with Les.  But he is a different guy now.  He has donned a mask and he as changed his attitude.  I couldn't help but let him join Press Your Luck.  I figured that the benefits he will bring to our stable will far outweight the petty disagreements you may have had once.  Les has forgotten it...why can't you?"  Owen looks at Ian and strikes him down.  "IAN, DAMMIT.  I AM THE LEADER OF THIS GROUP!  When i started PYL, where were you?  You were too busy taking it up the ass from Eric Swanson and the Sons of Sheetar.  When i was in a crisis with Jim Peterson, where were you?  Pissing around, too busy to help me, too concerned with yourself.  And now, while i try to create some sort of order in this damned stable, where are you?  Promoting group equality like some kind of hippie tree hugging son of a bitch!  I HOLD THE POWER, I HOLD THE PRESTIGE.  I STARTED THE GROUP, AND I SURE AS HELL CAN BRING IT DOWN."  Ian gets up, and the bell rings.  Ian, Swanson, Big Fresh, and Yoda all surround Owen.  Owen looks around, nervous, and tries to fight back.  The four men beat Owen VERY badly.  Swanson pins Owen and all four leave him.  Security and stretchers are there to carry him out.
Winner:  Ryan Swanson/Big Fresh

Eric Swanson vs. Stepdaddy vs. Jim Peterson

Stepdaddy came to ringside with Vilhauer, followed by Swanson and then by Peterson.  The bell rang and both Swanson and Stepdaddy went after Peterson.  Peterson had brought a tire iron to the match, and he swung it at Swanson.  Swanson ducked, but the iron hit Stepdaddy in the head.  Stepdaddy crumbled, and Swanson and Peterson fought to see who would pin him.  Swanson threw Peterson over the top rope and pinned Stepdaddy.  Of course, Vilhauer was busy distracting the ref, and Swanson turned to get his attention.  Stepdaddy kicked out from under Swanson, and Peterson reentered the ring.  All three traded blows, with Peterson getting the worst of it.  Finally, Stepdaddy swung forward with a right hand, and Peterson grabbed it and threw Stepdaddy over the ropes.  Peterson then turned to kick Swanson in the head and then pulled him over for a Power bomb.  Swanson reversed it and sent Peterson over his back.  From under the ring crawls Cody Schlenker, who must have sneaked in through the crowd.  Swanson stepped up and slapped the Conjectivitus on Peterson, then dropped down for the Iron Lung.  Swanson pinned Peterson.. ONe, tWO.. Swanson was pulled out by Schlenker, and the two continued thier brawl from earlier.  Stepdaddy crawled back into the ring to pin Peterson, but Peterson jumped up and clotheslined Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy fell to the mat, and Peterson finally got him up to powerbomb him.  boom.  that was the noise the powerbomb made.  Peterson attempted the pin, but once again the ref was distracted.  Vilhauer told the ref to turn around, and when he did, Vilhauer smacked him with the bell.  Vilhauer jumped in the ring and both him and Peterson had a staredown.  Peterson pushed Vilhauer back, and Vilhauer answered with a kick to the gut and a PRESIDENT'S DDT!!  Stepdaddy was placed over Peterson and Jason Hofer ran out with a ref's uniform on.  ONE TWO THREE!!! Swanson ran back out from the entryway to find his belt was lost.  Swanson called Cody out and challenged him to a match at OYT.  Schlenker accepted.  They both walked to the back, as did Vilhauer, Hofer and Stepdaddy, with his new belt.  Peterson finally got up and looked at the Jumbotron as it turned to a picture of Vilhauer.  Vilhauer stood with Stepdaddy and the rest of the Corporation behind him.  Vilhauer spoke to PEterson.  "Tough luck, Jimmy P.  Oh, by the way...
YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
 
 

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