Interview:
Corey Vilhauer and Jim Peterson

Vilhauer and Peterson walk out to a standing, screaming ovation.  Vilhauer grabs a mic.  “Eric fucking Swanson.  I wasn’t aware that you were prepared to screw me so blatantly.  I wasn’t aware that you had concocted a scheme so fucking brilliant that you needed to fuck me over.  Well, the simple fact of the matter is this.  I was prepared for this screw job… in fact, I didn’t expect to make it as far as I did.  But I guess I should be proud that I am still here.  Tonight, Owen Haubert, the man you made champion, Eric, will face Jim Peterson for the SFWF World Championship.  But that is just the beginning.  Eric… Sheetar… Jim and I have declared WAR.  DON’T THINK FOR ONE SINGLE SECOND THAT YOU ARE SAFE FROM US, SWANSON…  Don’t think that because there are only a few of us that we pose no problem.  The war starts tonight.  Out first match tonight will be a Lightweight title rematch.  Tracy Holmoe will face Sam Larson, who thanks to Sheetar interference, lost his Lightweight title.”  The crowd cheers at the mention of Larson’s name.  “And the war will continue, Eric… we will be stalking you at every fucking turn.  We will be watching your every move… because in four weeks… on April 13th, 2000, at OnYourTrampoline: Testicular Fortitude, you and I will face each other for one last time.  You and I will face off in this very ring, with nothing between us… an a cage around us.  This way, the winner will be the outright winner… not by a screwjob, not by outside help… just by a pin or submission.  Can you handle this, Swanson?”  Eric Swanson walks out with a mic.  “Vilhauer, it would be my pleasure to slaughter you one last time.  But there doesn’t seem to be anything on the line…”  “Well, Eric… I was thinking that maybe you had $200,000 to spare… because that is exactly what is on the line.”  Eric looks surprised, but eventually accepts the match.  Swanson turns around and begins to walk off.  “Not so fast, Swanson.  I forgot to add one thing.  This match we are having isn’t just an ordinary match up.. oh no.  Regardless of whether or not you lose… I want you to feel pain.  I want you to feel pain you have never felt in your life.  Which is why our match at the PayPerView won’t have ropes around the ring…  JUST BARBED WIRE…  Swanson turns around and rushes the ring.  Peterson slides out and kicks Swanson.  Vilhauer steps out of the ring and grabs Swanson, knocks him over, and throws him to Peterson, who powerbombs him into the ringpost.  Vilhauer and Peterson move on, leaving Swanson laying there.
 

SFWF Lightweight Title Match
Sam Larson vs. Tracy Holmoe

As Holmoe hops in the ring, Larson attacks.  Larson grabs Holmoe and locks an Indian death hold on her.  Holmoe reaches for the ropes, but Larson pushes back and gets set in the middle of the ring.  Eventually, Larson lets go and grabs Holmoe, who is in serious pain.  Larson picks Holmoe up and tosses her to the corner.  Holmoe ducks a kick, sending Larson’s foot into the turnbuckle.  Holmoe lowblows Larson, then runs behind him, sending him back with a german suplex.  Larson flips and lands on his feet, then kicks Holmoe into the turnbuckle.  Larson picks Holmoe up and sets her on the turnbuckle… BAMF HURCANRANNA!!  Larson grabs Holmoe and tosses her to the ropes.. FLYING CROSS BODY BONCH!!  The crowd erupts as Larson gets the one.. two.. three!!  Larson grabs the belt, and becomes the five time Lightweight Champion!!  Holmoe looks around and walks off.

Winner:  Sam Larson
 

Backstage:
As Tracy Holmoe hits the backstage area, she begins cursing and yelling.  Bianka Groves stands to the side and laughs at Holmoe…and when Holmoe hears this, she turns and sees Groves.  But before Holmoe can act, Beka Reiser runs up behind Groves and lays her out.  Groves gets up and she and Reiser begin to brawl.  Holmoe stands back and watches.
Meanwhile, someone in the area at the time tells Heather Curtis what is happening.  Curtis runs off to help Groves.  A few seconds later, Breezy Bryant walks up and sneaks into Curtis and Groves’ locker room.
 

Ian Haubert vs. Tony Asp

In a grudge match sanctioned after the tournament, Asp faces a disgruntled Ian Haubert.  Ian begins by grabbing Asp and taking him down with an armbar.  Asp counters with a rake to the face, then brings Ian to his knees with a lowblow.  Asp picks Ian up and tosses him to the ropes.  Asp grabs Ian on his way back, but Ian slips around and grabs Asp from the back… Dragon suplex.  Ian follows up with a reverse figure four, which Asp breaks out of by grabbing the ropes.  Ian picks Asp up and snap suplexes him, then goes for another reverse figure four.  This time, Asp kicks out of it early and grabs Ian’s leg.  Ian hops, then executes an Ensziguri kick, sending Asp to his stomach.  Ian climbs the ropes, but Asp is still pretty healthy.  Ian is tossed off of the corner by Asp.  Asp grabs Ian’s arms and wrenches them around until Ian grabs the ropes with his feet.  Asp lets go, and Ian grabs Asp and throws him through the ropes.  Ian climbs the turnbuckle and launches off with a suicide dive.  Asp ducks, but is still caught with the move.  Ian picks Asp up and throws him into the safety rail, causing Asp to bleed.  Asp is tossed back in the ring, and Ian follows.  Ian picks Asp up… Pain Killer!  Asp reverses it into a reverse DDT of his own… Ian slowly gets up, and as Asp turns around, Ian clotheslines Asp into the corner.  Ian picks Asp up and sets him on the turnbuckle… Asp kicks Ian back… TORNADO DDT!!  Asp picks Ian up… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!!  Asp goes for the pin… and the lights go out.  From the ceiling, ManKid jets down and grabs Asp.  The lights go back on and Owen Haubert is now in the ring as well.  Ian slowly gets up and grabs Asp, sending him into the ref.  The ref hit the mat and Owen and ManKid begin pounding on Asp.  This brings Stepdaddy and Rumpshaker Slim out.  Papa Weihs stands at the entrance and holds anyone else off.  Stepdaddy grabs Owen, while Rumpshaker grabs Ian.  Owen is thrown out of the ring, and Rumpshaker knocks Ian on his ass.  ManKid goes for Rumpshaker, but is stopped when Stepdaddy grabs him and Mocha Drops him.  ManKid is rolled out of the ring as Rumpshaker and Stepdaddy leave, and Tony Asp wakes the ref up.  Asp runs over and grabs Ian…ANOTHER DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!!  ASP GETS THE PIN!!  Asp runs off to join Stepdaddy, Weihs, and Slim as Owen and ManKid help Ian out.

Winner:  Tony Asp
 

Backstage:
Tony Asp gets into a verbal confrontation with ManKid, until security has to break the two up.
Meanwhile, Megan Meyer sees Mary Campbell and runs over to her, taking her down with a spear.
 

The Tall Boys vs. The Winos

Tim Schumann and Matt Miller begin in the ring together.  Miller grabs the new BBBoIF champ and tosses him near “Mr. Russell”, who grabs Schumann and tosses him into the turnbuckle.  Miller runs up and grabs Schumann, pulls back, and drops him with a side slam.  Miller picks Schumann up, but Schumann breaks free and runs over to tag Schlenker.  Schlenker hops in and knocks Miller down with a flying forearm.  Miller gets up and blocks a lariat, only to be kicked backwards a few seconds later.  Miller hits the turnbuckle and tags Russell in.  Russell hops in and grabs Schlenker.  Schlenker tries to run, but Russell knocks him down with a short clothesline.  Russell then picks Schlenker up and backdrops him.  Russell looks around and the crowd cheers a little.  Russell walks over to Schlenker, who takes him down with a sweep.  Schlenker picks Russell up, then dropkicks him into the corner with Schumann.  Schumann is tagged in.  Schumann grabs Russell… fallaway slam.  Russell rolls to the outside to regain his composure, when he looks up to the entrance.  Ryan Swanson and Big Fresh, the Froot Booties, and Sheetar members, walk out with the tag belts.  Swanson and Fresh are laughing and pointing at the Tall Boys.  Russell starts to go after them, but Schlenker, from behind, grabs him and german suplexes him onto the concrete.  Schlenker picks Russell up and throws him into the ring, where Schumann grabs him and attempts a Conjectivitus… only to be kicked backwards by Miller.  Schumann falls down as the ref runs over to get Miller back, and Russell picks Schumann up, runs over to the corner… SECOND ROPE PILEDRIVER!!  Miller hops in to stop Schlenker as Russell goes for the pin… and gets it!!  With this, the Froot Booties begin to walk down to the ringside area… until Jim Peterson and Sam Larson run up behind them and smash them both with chairs.  Seasoned Meat spits on the Sheetar boys and walks off.

Winners:  The Tall Boys
 

Backstage:
As Cody Schlenker walks back, Wyatt Ensz runs up to him and grabs him.  Ensz and Schlenker run to where Megan Meyer and Mary Campbell are fighting.  Ensz and Schlenker run up and knock Campbell back.  Ensz makes fun of Campbell, asking her where Jason Hofer and Crispy are… of course, both are out with leg injuries.
Meanwhile, Rumpshaker Slim is talking to people backstage about his scaffold match this past PPV.  Ian Haubert walks by and trivializes the whole match.  Slim is noticeably pissed.
 

Papa Weihs vs. ManKid

Weihs starts out with a few punches, but soon, ManKid takes control with a leg scissors takedown.  ManKid follows with a spinebuster, then grabs Weihs and slams him into the turnbuckle.  Weihs staggers out, where ManKid grabs him and T-Bone suplexes him.  Weihs ducks down, until ManKid walks over.  Weihs then jumps up and clotheslines ManKid.  ManKid catches Weihs’ arm, but is taken down by Weihs’ feet.  ManKid hits the mat head first and rolls out of the ring.  Weihs picks ManKid up and throws him out of the ring.  ManKid hits the mat and motions to the back.  But instead of Owen or Ian, Ray Kimal walks out.  ManKid looks around as Kimal grabs a chair.  ManKid quickly hops into the ring and runs behind Weihs.  Weihs grabs ManKid and throws him into Kimal.  Kimal goes to swing at ManKid, but stops, then turns and swings at Papa Weihs!  Kimal hits Weihs with a chair!!  Kimal hops out of the ring, where Vilhauer has shown up.  Vilhauer questions Kimal, until Kimal rears back and smashes Kimal with a closed fist.  Vilhauer is knocked back and the ref, who called the bell long ago, runs down and separates the two.  Papa Weihs hops out of the ring and chases after Kimal.  ManKid is left alone in the ring when the lights go out again.  When the lights come back on, Tony Asp harpoons down from the rafters and grabs ManKid.  The two brawl all the way to the back.

Winner (by DQ): Papa Weihs
 

Backstage:
Rumpshaker Slim walks into the parking lot and tries to get into his car.  He turns around and jumps out of the way just as Ian Haubert smashes into where Slim was standing.  Slim grabs a piece of Ian’s broken car and starts smashing Ian’s windshield.
Meanwhile. Groves and Curtis walk into their dressing room to find spray paint all over the walls and all over their clothes.  Groves and Curtis stomp out to find the culprit.
 

Main Event:
SFWF World Heavyweight Championship Match
Owen Haubert vs. Jim Peterson

Owen grabs Peterson, but Peterson breaks free and delivers a very hard knife-edge chop to the chest of Owen.  Owen staggers back, then delivers a large chop to Peterson.  Peterson counters by shoving Owen back.  Owen staggers back and jumps at Peterson.  Peterson ducks and knocks Owen down.  Owen tries to get up, but Peterson stomps on his head.  Peterson picks Owen up, grabs him by the head, and DDT’s him.  Owen slowly gets up, but Peterson kicks Owen outside the ropes.  Owen hits the mat and rests, while Peterson gets the crowd fired up.  Peterson finally runs down to the mats, where Owen grabs Peterson and tosses him into the safety rail.  Peterson hits the rail, and is then stomped by Owen.  Owen picks Peterson up and throws him into the ring.  Owen grabs Peterson and knocks him down with a running shoulder breaker.  Peterson gets up, and Owen kicks him into the corner, where he picks him up and powerbombs him into the turnbuckle.  Peterson slowly crawls away from the corner, and Owen attempts to pick him up..only to have the move reversed… T-BONE SUPLEX!!  Peterson limps over to where Owen is and picks him up for a ‘I fuck you powerbomb.’  Peterson picks him up… I FUCK YOU POWERBOMB!!  Peterson goes for the pin, but the ref is pulled out!!  IT’S ERIC SWANSON!!!  SWANSON HOPS IN with a ref shirt on again and flips Peterson over.  Owen picks Peterson up… IRON MAIDEN!!  SWANSON CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!  Peterson never gave up, but Swanson calls for the bell!!!  SWANSON SCREWED PETERSON OVER!!  Sheetar runs out to help Swanson, followed by Sam Larson and Corey Vilhauer.  Larson, Peterson, and Vilhauer fight off the oncoming Sons of Sheetar, while Owen Haubert sneaks away with his belt.  Haubert continues up the ramp, until he runs into someone.  As Haubert turns around, he sees Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy grabs Haubert… Mocha Drops him, and walks off…see ya next week..

Winner:  Owen Haubert
 

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