Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer walks out with a mic to a thunderous ovation.  Vilhauer looks around as the crowd quiets down.  “LAST MONDAY… YET ANOTHER SCREWJOB OCCURRED… and I can’t say I’m very happy about it.  Last Monday, Jim Peterson was screwed out of the SFWF World title when Eric Swanson and his band of thugs walked out here and screwed Peterson out of the title as readily as he screwed me.  Now, last week, Jim and I declared war on Sheetar.  And I full well intend to start tonight.  But before I get to that, I want to announce a match.”  Vilhauer stands back as Stepdaddy walks out with a ladder.  Stepdaddy sets the ladder up in the ring and grabs a mic.  “Owen, you know, as well as I know, I should be the SFWF World Champion.  But instead, you have Ian out here, and you have Eric out here, and time after time, someone gets fucked.  Let’s go back to OYT: Déjà vu.  There I was, moments from defending my SFWF title, when Ian Haubert, the very man I defeated for the title, runs out as a ref and knocks me out.  Fast forward to March 13th, the quarterfinals of the SFWF King of the Ring.  Once again, Ian Haubert screws me.  Now, lets go to King of the Ring.  Corey has you beat, but suddenly, Eric Swanson runs out and screws Corey… then the next Monday, Eric comes out and screws JIM!!  All this leads me up to my proposal.  Owen, you and I are having a rematch.  Just you, me… and this ladder.  The SFWF World title will be hanging from a cable, and one of us will walk out with the belt.  Now, in other matters….”  Stepdaddy is cut off as Eric Swanson walks out.  Swanson grabs a mic.  “Stepdaddy, I have no quarrel with you.  But I do have a problem with Corey.”  Corey looks around and steps forward.  “Now, Vilhauer, you come out here and you whine and bitch and moan about ‘wah, I was screwed and Jim was screwed and Stepdaddy was screwed and Seasoned Meat is going to get Eric… ‘ BULLSHIT!  It seems that since you are no longer part of this illustrious stable, you will do anything you can to ruin it.  BECAUSE WE ARE DOING BETTER WITHOUT YOU!!!  Now, if you want to go on for hours about how you are going to ‘get Sheetar’ and how you are ‘waging war’ on us… then why don’t you save your breath and FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!”  The crowd boos as Swanson talks.  Vilhauer picks up his mic.  “Eric.  Fucking Eric.  Sheetar is low in numbers, and you are scared.  So you come out here and flap your fucking gums about how I’m not backing my word…well, you are going to wish for the times I hadn’t done anything.  Tonight, you pick my opponents.  I will take on anyone in Sheetar, you just name them.  Until then, get the fuck out of the way.”  Eric turns around to find Jim Peterson and Sam Larson behind them.  Peterson and Larson attack and drag Eric to the back.
 

SFWF Women’s Title Match
Megan Meyer vs. Breezy Bryant

Meyer walks out with the SFWF Women’s title over her shoulder.  Bryant hops into the ring and grabs Meyer, tossing her to the ropes.  Bryant runs over and kicks Meyer into the corner.  From here, Bryant picks Meyer up and tosses her into the center of the ring.  Meyer slides under the rope and regains her composure on the outside.  Bryant climbs the turnbuckle and launches herself off, catching Meyer with her arm.  Meyer is knocked back into the railing.  Bryant grabs Meyer and tosses her back into the ring.  Meyer slowly gets up, and as Bryant climbs in the ring, Meyer knocks her back to the apron.  Bryant climbs back in, and Meyer picks her up and brings her down with a spinebuster.  Meyer picks Bryant up, and Bryant breaks the grapple.  Meyer is knocked back into the ropes, and Bryant jumps at her.  Meyer ducks Bryant and bounces against the opposite ropes.  Bryant goes for a cross body block, but Meyer catches her and powerslams her down.  Meyer picks Bryant up and sets her on the turnbuckle… here comes Mary Campbell!!  Campbell hops on the apron and knocks Meyer off.  Bryant stands up.. FLYING HEADBUTT!!  Bryant goes for the pin…SHE GETS IT!!  BRYANT IS THE NEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!   Bryant grabs the belt and runs to the back, while Mary Campbell hops in the ring and attacks Meyer.

Winner:  Breezy Bryant
 

Backstage:
As Bryant is running to her locker room, she sees Heather Curtis.  Curtis runs over and attacks Bryant, and a small hardcore match breaks out.  Bryant takes Curtis and throws her into a concession stand, then walks off.
Meanwhile, Seasoned Meat has Eric Swanson tied up in a room.  Peterson spits on Swanson, then walks away with the crowd cheering.  As Meat walk away, Ryan Swanson and Big Fresh show up.  They untie Eric, and after he is down, he tells The Froot Booties that they will be Corey Vilhauer’s opponents tonight.
 

Ray Kimal vs. Matt Miller (w/Mr. Russell)

Kimal runs out and slides under the ring, jumping onto Miller’s back.  Miller grabs Kimal and flips him over to the mat in front of him, slamming him down.  Miller grabs Kimal and throws him into the ropes.  Miller grabs Kimal on the way back and chokeslams him into the mat.  Miller looks to the outside where “Mr. Russell” stands.  Russell shrugs and hops on the apron.  Miller throws Kimal to the ropes, but Kimal holds on and reverses it, sending Miller to the ropes.  Miller stops before he hits Russell, but Kimal grabs Miller and rolls him up into a small package.  Miller kicks out after two.  Russell grabs the ref and distracts him while Miller grabs Kimal and chokes him on the ropes.  The ref turns around and stops Miller, while Kimal hits the mat.  Miller pushes the ref away and grabs Kimal.  Kimal is picked up… MILLER TIME!!!  MILLER TIME!!   Miller gets the pin and slides under the ropes to join Russell.  While Kimal stands in the ring, Papa Weihs, whose match is next, jumps into the ring and picks Kimal up… PAPA STUNNER!!  Weihs jumps out of the ring and waits for his opponent while security helps Kimal out of the ring.

Winner:  Matt Miller
 

Backstage:
Wyatt Ensz walks up to Mary Campbell in the back and questions her actions.  Campbell turns to walk away but runs into Cody Schlenker.  Schlenker tells Campbell that they have a message for her and The Sons of Sheetar from Corey Vilhauer and Jim Peterson.  Schlenker and Ensz grab Campbell and drag her away.
Meanwhile, Stepdaddy, Tony Asp, and Rumpshaker Slim run into the Hauberts and ManKid.  Stepdaddy says something to Owen, and the Hauberts jump the group.  The six men all fight, until security tears them apart.  Stepdaddy challenges the three men to a match tonight.
 

SFWF BBBoIF Title Match
Tim Schumann vs. Papa Weihs

Weihs hops in the ring as Schumann arrives.  Weihs jumps onto Schumann and drops him down with a Lou Theiz press.  Schumann kicks out of the move and throws Weihs to the ropes.  Weihs stops short and kicks backward, sending Schumann to the mat.  Weihs jumps to the second rope and jumps off with a guillotine leg drop.  Schumann moves out of the way as Weihs slams down hard.  Schumann runs over for the pin, but Weihs kicks out.  Weihs rolls to the apron, bringing Schumann to the ropes.  Weihs shoulders Schumann through the ropes, then hops over him for a sunset flip.  Schumann kicks out and picks Weihs up.  Weihs reverses a DDT attempt into a bridge suplex, which Schumann kicks out of.  Schumann ducks a Weihs clothesline, grabs Weihs… FALLAWAY SLAM…  He’s setting up for the Conjectivitus!!!  Weihs flips Schumann over his back, picks him up… PAPA STUNNER!!!  Weihs goes for the pin… he is pulled out of the ring!!  Ray Kimal grabs Weihs and climbs the turnbuckle… DVD FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!  Kimal turns around and grabs Schumann and throws him to the ropes… Missile Dropkick!!  Kimal slides under the ropes and runs to the back.

Winner:  No Contest
 

Backstage:
“Mr. Russell” and Matt Miller are sitting in back drinking whiskey.  Matt suddenly gets and idea and whispers something in Russell’s ear.
Meanwhile, Tracy Holmoe is sitting in a corner by herself, thinking.  She gets up and walks to Beka Reiser’s locker room.
From the parking lot, Bianka Groves enters the building.
 

Corey Vilhauer vs. The Froot Booties

Vilhauer walks to the ring, and Eric Swanson shows up on the ring ramp.  “Dead man walking, ladies and gentlemen… Dead man walking.”  Vilhauer turns around and sees Eric Swanson, who ushers out The Froot Booties.  Ryan Swanson jumps in the ring first, grabs Vilhauer, and tosses him to the ropes.  Big Fresh hops in and grabs him, back body dropping him over the top rope.  Ryan jumps to the outside and picks Vilhauer up.  Ryan throws Vilhauer in the ring, where Big Fresh picks him up.  Fresh tosses him to the corner, and Vilhauer bounces back with a clothesline.  Fresh hits the mat hard, but is avenged by a dropkick to Vilhauer’s head.  Vilhauer hits the ropes and bounds back, where he lays out Ryan Swanson.  Big Fresh hops up and jumps at Vilhauer, but Vilhauer catches him and slams him down.  Vilhauer picks Ryan Swanson up and kicks him in the stomach… PEOPLES DDT!!!   The crowd explodes, until Big Fresh gets up and picks Vilhauer up… FRESH DRIVER!!  Fresh picks Vilhauer up again and throws him to the corner.  Ryan Swanson slowly gets up and walks to the corner, where he comes down with a Tornado DDT!!  Ryan goes for the pin and gets it.  The Froot Booties walk away backwards, pointing and laughing at Vilhauer.  Both men run into someone, and as they turn around, the see Seasoned Meat staring them down.  Peterson kicks Swanson and powerbombs him.  Big Fresh turns to run, but is caught by Peterson.  Peterson throws Fresh at Larson, who jumps at him… FLYING CROSS BODY BONCH!!  Seasoned Meat grabs Vilhauer on his way back and helps him to the dressing room.

Winners:  The Froot Booties
 

Backstage:
Tracy Holmoe walks up to Beka Reiser and whispers something in her ear.  Reiser steps back and says “she said what?!… I’ll get that bitch.”, then runs off.
The Froot Booties stumble backstage and walk to their locker room.  From behind a corner, “Mr. Russell” hops out and smashes Fresh with a whiskey bottle.  Matt Miller runs out and grabs Ryan Swanson, throwing him into a merchandise table.
Meanwhile, a camera is dispatched to Bianka Groves’ locker room.  Reiser jumps onto Groves from behind and the two have a fight in the hallway.
 

Main Event:
Six-Man Tag Match
The Hauberts/ManKid vs. Comfy and Cozy/Tony Asp

Ian and Tony Asp start out in the ring together.  Asp grabs Ian and tosses him to the ropes.  Ian ducks a clothesline and grabs Asp… Snap Suplex!  Ian picks Asp up and throws him to the Haubert’s corner.  Ian kicks Asp in the head, then distracts the referee while Owen and ManKid trounce Asp in the corner.  Finally, Ian turns around and grabs Asp.  Asp reverses an Irish whip, then grabs Ian and slams him down with a Death Valley Driver.  Ian slowly gets up as Asp crawls to his corner.  Ian tags ManKid in, and ManKid pulls Asp away from the corner.  Asp rolls over and kicks ManKid away.  ManKid gets up and tosses Asp to the ropes.  Asp comes back and kicks ManKid in the legs, causing ManKid to drop to his knee.  ManKid gets up as Asp kicks his other leg.  Asp then grabs ManKid and jumps to the corner, bringing ManKid down with a top rope bulldog (a.l.a. Spike Dudley).  Asp runs over and tags Rumpshaker Slim in.  Slim hops in and grabs ManKid, tossing him over the top rope.  Ian Haubert jumps in and the ref pushes him back.  Owen distracts the ref, while Ian jumps in again and grabs Slim.  Slim turns around… Pain Killer!  Ian jumps out as ManKid climbs in and goes for the pin.  Stepdaddy hops in and kicks ManKid off of Slim.  The ref pushes Stepdaddy back as ManKid tags Owen in.  Owen jumps in and throws Slim to the corner.  Slim ducks a kick and grabs Owen’s leg, knocking him backwards.  Slim picks Owen up and brings him down with a powerbomb.  Owen slowly gets up, but Slim grabs him and brings him down with a Swinging DDT.  Owen crawls to the corner… Slim locks on the Red-Headed Stepchild!!  Ian hops in to stop it, but Asp is there to stop him.  Finally, Owen reaches the ropes and Slim lets go.  Owen goes to tag someone in, but Slim grabs his hair and pulls him back.  Slim then picks Owen up and tosses him to the ropes.  Owen jumps out and clotheslines Slim.  Slim slowly gets up and tags Stepdaddy.  Owen runs to his corner but Stepdaddy grabs him.  The crowd explodes as mass chaos is let loose in the ring.  Asp hops in to catch ManKid.  ManKid is sent over the top rope where the two men fight.  Meanwhile, Ian Haubert has pulled Slim off of the apron and thrown him into the table outside of the ring.  Inside the ring, Owen and Stepdaddy trade punches as the crowd riles up.  Stepdaddy throws Owen to the ropes, and Owen ducks a punch, turns around, and dropkicks Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy picks himself up, until Owen grabs him.  Stepdaddy breaks out, drops Owen to his knees, and bends down… MOCHA DROP!!!  STEPDADDY IS GOING FOR THE MOCHA DROP… OWEN SMACKS STEPDADDY ON THE HEAD.  Stepdaddy stumbles, allowing Owen some room to drop down.  Owen grabs Stepdaddy… Iron Maiden!!!  OWEN GETS THE PIN!!!  Meanwhile, Rumpshaker grabs a mic and challenges Ian Haubert to a match, then challenges ManKid to a match on behalf of Tony Asp… both men accept.  Owen Haubert grabs a chair and smashes it over Stepdaddy several times, then walks off.

Winners:  The Hauberts/ManKid
 
 

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