Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer walks out with Stepdaddy, who has a mic.  "Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the President and rightful world champion Corey Vilhauer!!!"  boos, and lots of them.  "Thank you Stepdaddy.  Well, folks, its been a hectic week.  Aside from what happened last Monday, though, it has been a good one.  But last Monday still sleeps in the pit of my soul as one of the darkest days in the history of the SFWF.  Not only was my belt taken from me, but a certain unprofessional person made a reappearance and cost me the match.  This person i speak of is Jim Peterson.  Now, as we all know, Jim has been fired from the SFWF, and we all know that Jim Peterson is a three time World Champion.  Well, I myself am a two time world champion, and no one in the league has the same record as we.  Of course, i cannot allow Jim Peterson to lead me in that category.  Call it arrogance, call it selfishness, I call it business.  Therefore, the title match that was scheduled for this Thursday... at OYT: April Fools Day, Bitch... is still a scheduled match, in fact, it is our MAIN EVENT.  And i guaruntee that there will be no interference, and that i will come away from this PPV as the new three-time World champion.  My corporation will be standing, guarding the entry way into the ring.  If anyone should try to make it to the ring, my corporation has orders to dismantle them.  Now, onto other news.  It has come to my attention that Owen and Ian haubert are on some bitter terms.  Well, there is nothing i would rather do than to fuck Owen up for one last time, and this time i can count on his own brother to do the fucking for me, so for this payperview, Jason and i have signed Owen Haubert vs. Ian Haubert.  Finally, a bit of news concerning tonight.  We in back have decided that Stepdaddy and I deserve a tag team title shot.  So tonight, we are getting it.  Comfy and Corey will face off against Ryan and Big Fresh in a tag team championship match.  And on top of that, Tim Schumann will defend MY belt against my former tag partner, former U.S. champion, and former World champ Eric Swanson.  This will be our main event."  "HEY!!! hey hey hey..."  Tim Schumann walks out with a mic and the World belt.  "Since when has it become your place to decide who i choose to defend my belt against?"  "Well, Tim, since i became president of the SFWF, giving me the power to do...well, pretty much anything.  So if you don't like it, i can gladly strip you of my belt and i can give it to the rightful owner, the number one contender... ME."  "Now listen, limp dick.  I'm afraid you are jumping ahead of your self.  Lets go back to the day you fired Jim Peterson.  Now, i think it only seems fair that you do something for us, since you did cause Peterson's firing.  I propose a match Thursday.  Jim Peterson vs. anyone you have.  If Jim wins, he is readmitted into the league again."  "Tim, i mean, come on.  Do you really think i even want to give Peterson that chance?  No, i'm sorry.  Now go away so we can start the show.  Just leave."  Tim shakes his head, and turns to leave.  Vilhauer continues talking.  "Oh, and by the way, if you lose tonight...you are fired as well."  Schumann turns around and runs after Vilhauer, but Stepdaddy stops him and allows Vilhauer time to run away.
 

Andy Torres vs. "Mr. Russell"

Torres began the match by running circles around Russell, causing no damage but bewildering the big man.  Russell swung at Torres but missed, and Russell was thrown against the ropes.  As he came back, Torres dropkicked him into the ropes and Torres began beating on him.  From the back, Megan Meyer ran out and started distracting the ref by taking her clothes off.  Nichole Green ran around to the other side and smashed the tied up Russell with a chair.  Meyer ran to the back again, luckily with most of her clothes still on, thusly with an ounce of dignity as well, and the ref turned around to see Torres pinning Russell.  Torres got the win, but Tim Jewell walked down the aisle before Torres could celebrate long and delievered a low blow to Torres.  Jewell grabbed a mic and started talking about how Green was going to pay if she was going to cheat to win.  Jewell then promised a win at the PPV.
Winner:  Torres
 

Breezy Bryant vs. Beka Reiser

This match was a no contest, as Laura Kumm jumped in the ring before the bell ever rang and started after Reiser.  Soon, Heather ran out and started after Kumm, and all four rumbled until security had to come to pull them apart.  It was terrible.  This prompted Nichole Green and Megan Meyer to run out, and Mary Campbell was behind them.  The ring was full of SFWF women's wrestlers, and the fight would not let up.  Eventually, Matt Miller walked out and instructed the security to let the fight go, causing President Vilhauer to walk out.  Vilhauer yelled at Miller for a while, until Miller knocked Vilhauer down and started punching him and stuff.  Then, a revived Tracy Holmoe walked form the back, grabbed Miller, and punched him in the gut.  Miller reeled over and Holmoe took him out with a chair.  Vilhauer got up and looked very happy.  Holmoe ran into the ring, with the chair, and leveled EVERY WOMAN IN THE RING with the chair.  Holmoe finally got out of the ring, grabbed a mic, and said "now i work alone".  As Vilhauer was going up to shake her hand, she kicked him in the nuts.
winner:  No contest
 

Jason Hofer vs. Sam Larson

before the match, Hofer addressed all of the lightweights in the league, telling them that he was going to face Ryan Swanson at the PayPerView, and that he was going to take the title away as easily as he took it away from Wyatt Ensz so long ago.  He then addressed the fact that Larson and Ensz suck, and that Seasoned Meat has the worst lightweights in the league, including Jasin Hoeferr, his cousin.  This fired Larson up, and it was only three cross-body-bonches and one bamf hurracarana later that Larson pinned Hofer.
Winner:  Larson
 

Bianka Groves vs. Mary Campbell

Campbell started out by insulting the very belt that Groves held, commenting that if Groves could get a shot and win, then it must be a very weak division.  Campbell then said that she herself had her eyes on the Lightweight belt, a belt that she feels she can win anytime, especially against a loser like Ryan Swanson.  Campbell, of course, got booed, so she insulted the town she was in and she made fun of thier professional sports team.  Groves entered the ring and slapped Campbell around a bit, until Campbell threw her against the ropes and drop kicked her outside the ring.  Campbell went to the front row and started ripping signs out of peoples hands, including some that said "reunite the Sensitive 90's type of guys" and "Vilhauer for Prime Mininster".  Groves rolled underneath the ring, and Campbell could not find her.  Eventually, Groves surprised Campbell and threw her into the ring, where she was treated to a series of suplexes and slaps.  Groves finally got her on the top rope, and down she came as Campbell kicked her.  Campbell dropped down with an elbow, but missed as Groves pulled out of the way and slapped on a boston crab.  Campbell made the ropes, but not before Groves had reaggrivated a previous knee injury.  Groves took this as a sign to keep going, and she pulled off with a sharpshooter.  Campbell had no choice but to give up.
Winner:  Groves
 

Rumpshaker Slim vs. Yoda

Rumpshaker Slim walked out with a Comfy and Cozy shirt.  He had crossed out the "Comfy" and drew in "Crispy."  He had also drawn all over the picture of Stepdaddy and had written "traitor" underneath the picture.  On the back, R'shaker had written "Stepdaddy is a fuckin' sell out".  Yoda came out with "Mr. Russell", and went right to work on R'shaker .  Russell tried numerous times to trip up R'shaker, but every time was kicked in the head for trying.  Finally Russell managed to trip R'shaker up, and Yoda went after R'shaker with a leg drop.  R'shaker blocked the legdrop and started biting Yoda's leg.  Yoda jumped up and ran back to his corner, where R'shaker set him up for the Sodamigo.  R'shaker hit, and Yoda fell down, set up perfectly for a Rumpshaker DEEEE-luxe.etc.etc.
Winner:  R'shaker
 

Matt Miller vs. Tim Jewell

This Hardcore title match ended up being a fixed event.  While Miller was getting ready, Jewell came into his locker room and knocked him out before he could even defend himself.  Jewell dragged Miller to the ring and pinned him.  This prompted Nichole Green to run out and attack Jewell with the BBBoIF.  Jewell barely made it away in time.
Winner: Jewell
 

Comfy and Corey vs. Ryan Swanson/Big Fresh

Stepdaddy and Vilhauer walk to the ring.  Swanson and Big Fresh are behind them.  Vilhauer and Stepdaddy both go after Swanson, who ducks out and rests outside the ring.  The ref tells one of the men to get out, and Vilhauer goes to the apron.  Stepdaddy and Swanson go at it for a while, until a trip up by Big Fresh gives Swanson the advantage.  Swanson puts a sleeper hold on Stepdaddy, and Stepdaddy fades fast.  Vilhauer jumps in to try and make the save, but the ref stops him, and Big Fresh jumps in for a double team atomic drop.  Stepdaddy rolls to the outside and Vilhauer jumps down to help him, but Swanson flies over the ropes to block Vilhauer.  Vilhauer gets knocked back into the railing as Stepdaddy crawls into the ring.  Big Fresh picks him up and throws him to the ropes, where Stepdaddy bounds off and clotheslines Big Fresh with a flying lariat.  Stepdaddy signals for the Mocha Bomb and goes to the top rope.  Swanson bounds into the ring and knocks Stepdaddy off, causing him to smash his royal jewels, and jumps on the ropes himself.  Big Fresh jumps on the opposite corner, and when Swanson pulls Stepdaddy down with a hurracarana, Big Fresh flies from the other corner with a Rumpshaker Deluxe type of move.  The ref counts one, two , thr.. oh!  Vilhauer jumps in and knocks Big Fresh off of Stepdaddy, and Stepdaddy rolls to the floor.  The ref sends Vilhauer back to the corner, and Swanson is tagged in.  Stepdaddy crawls back in the ring, where Swanson throws him to the corner.  As Swanson is running at him, Stepdaddy, with every last ounce of strength in his body, bounds out at Swanson and takes him down.  Stepdaddy crawls to the corner and TAGS VILHAUER IN.  Vilhauer runs loose, knocking down both Swanson and Big Fresh, and finally, kicking Big Fresh in the gut and laying loose with the PRESIDENT'S DDT!!!  Vilhauer goes for the count.  Stepdaddy jumps in the ring to stop Swanson.  One, two... and the ref is pulled away.  Ian Haubert is standing there!!!  Haubert jumps in the ring and clotheslines Stepdaddy, then turns to Vilhauer.  Vilhauer turns to run, but he sees a familiar person walking from the back.  OWEN HAUBERT!!  Owen walks to the ring, stares down Vilhauer as he passes, and jumps in the ring.  Haubert looks down at Stepdaddy, then clotheslines his brother Ian.  Owen then HELPS STEPDADDY UP!!!!  OWEN HAUBERT HAS GONE CORPORATE!!!  Owen turns to where Big Fresh is standing, and Powerbombs him on the mat.  Vilhauer goes for the pin... but Swanson jumps in just in time.  Vilhauer, angry, bounds at Swanson, but Swanson ducks and flips him over his head, right into the corner.  Swanson turns around and Tornado DDt's his ass to the ground, where Vilhauer is pinned.
Winner:  Swanson/Big Fresh
 

In the parking lot...

Wyatt Ensz walks into the parking lot to see a trail of blood leading to the car next to his.  He sees that the trunk is open a little, and when he opens the trunk, he is grabbed and pulled in.
 

Main Event:
Tim Schumann vs. Eric Swanson

Schumann walks out with his belt, followed by Bianka Groves and Beka Reiser.  Swanson walks out alone.  Swanson starts out by going after Schumann's knees, working on them with kicks and submission moves for about five minutes.  Then he starts trying to throw Schumann around, but to no avail.  Schumann, limping, fought back with a series of rights and lefts that sent Swanson to the ropes and over.  Schumann held his arms up in a sign of victory and jumped over the ropes after Swanson.  Swanson was caught and slammed up against the guard rail.  Schumann jumped back in the ring and Wyatt Ensz ran to the ring.  He stood next to where Groves and Reiser stood, and watched the match.  As Swanson crawled in the ring, Schumann started pounding on him again.  Schumann turned around and played the audience, at which point Swanson jumped up and took Schumann down.  Swanson pulled up with a fisherman's suplex and went for the pin, but Schumann kicked out.  Swanson kicked and punched until Schumann was dizzied, then Swanson threw Schumann over the top rope and came down on top of him with an elbow.  Schumann tried to roll away but he ran into Ensz, who kicked him aside and pulled him back up and into the ring.  Schumann was thrown across the ring, sprung back at Swanson, and was picked up for a powerslam.  Swanson grabbed Schumann, set him up for the Conjuctivitus, and pulled back.  The crowd erupted as Cody Schlenker ran out after Swanson.  Swanson dropped Schumann and jumped out of the ring to go after Schlenker.  Schlenker went right to work on Swanson, as Wyatt Ensz jumped in the ring and started attacking Schumann.  Schumann was trying to fight back, but Ensz' kicks were too fast.  Corey Vilhauer and Jason Hofer ran out while this was happening, and Ensz stopped.  As Vilhauer and Hofer got in the ring, Ensz turned to Vilhauer and stared at him.  Vilhauer, realizing something was amuck, turned to look around.  Wyatt Ensz grabbed a mic.  "Vilhauer, i see that you have brought Jason Hofer with you... but the funny thing is.."  Wyatt takes his mask off... to reveal another Jason Hofer mask... meaning it IS JASON HOFER! "...I'm Jason Hofer... which leaves me to wonder... Who that Jason Hofer is...if I am... uh... damn!"  Hofer throws the Ensz mask on the ground and leaves as Vilhauer turns to look at the fake Jason Hofer.  The man pulls his mask off, to reveal... who else?  Jim PETERSON!!!  Vilhauer turns to run, but runs smack dab into Schumann.  Swanson and Schlenker stop brawling and are entranced by the actions taking place in the ring.  Schumann grabs Vilhauer, while Peterson knocks him down.  Schumann slaps on a Conjectivitus, and pulls up, refusing to let go.  Peterson kneels down with a mic.  "Vilhauer, i believe we asked you a favor earlier in the card.  We asked for a match, against anyone, for my spot in the SFWF back."  "FINE, FINE... YOU CAN WRESTLE STEPDADDY.  IF YOU WIN, YOU ARE REHIRED.  BUT IT WILL BE A NON-TITLE MATCHUP!!!   NOW LET ME GO!!!"  "not so fast, Vilhauer.  I believe the PayPerView coming up after this OYT is none other than the SFWF Wrestlemania.  I suggest you place me in the main event.  If i win this match against Stepdaddy, i not only get rehired, but i get a title shot against whoever has the title.  Is that clear?"  'YES!!WHATEVER!!!JUSTLETMEGO!!!!!!!!!!!"  Schumann drops down and smashes Vilhauers head.  Peterson drags Vilhauer out of the ring, and tells the ref to continue with the match.  Schlenker starts after Swanson again, but Swanson runs into the ring to finish his match against Schumann.  Schumann dropkicks Swanson, and Schlenker gets on the apron with a chair.  Schumann smashes Swanson with the chair, and Schumann goes for the pin.  And he gets it.  good night...
Winner:  Schumann
 
 

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