Interview:
Eric Swanson

Swanson walks out with a mic to a chorus of boos.  Swanson ducks a soda cup and begins to speak.  “Ladies… gents… last week – there I was, taking on the new blood of the SFWF, when suddenly, The Hauberts walk out and ruin my day.  Owen and Ian Haubert.  As if their interference could possible help anyone get a win over me, SFWF President Eric Swanson.”  The crowd starts chanting “asshole” at the poor helpless Swanson.  “SHUT UP!….Now..”  Swanson goes to speak, but The Hauberts’ music starts and Owen and Ian walk out to a huge pop.  “Ya know, me and my brother Owen don’t appreciate you out here trying to fuck us over.  We don’t appreciate you standing in the ring and telling everyone that since you are the President of a company… a president with no power, I’ll add… that we are supposed to FUCKING GIVE A DAMN!!”  The crowd pops as Owen grabs the mic.  “Eric, we’ve got a match at Wrestlemania in only 10 days.  And while I’m sure everyone out there is waiting for a swerve.. they’re not going to get it.  The simple fact is – I’m going to beat you so bad you won’t know what end to shit from.”  The crowd explodes and Swanson steps back.  “Owen, Ian, that’s all good and well.  But I have a little announcement to make, regarding an old friend of yours.  You see, it seems you turned your back on someone, and he was looking for somewhere to go.  So let me introduce you to the newest member of The Sons of Sheetar – ManKid.”  ManKid runs out from the entrance and smashes a chair over Owen’s head.  Ian turns to go after him, but he is hit in the face with ManChowder.  Eric walks down to the entrance, shakes ManKid’s hand, and kicks Ian… MURDER ONE!!!  The Hauberts are left on the ramp as Swanson leaves.
 

SFWF Lightweight Title Match
Sam Larson vs. Ryan Swanson

Swanson starts out by locking up with Larson.  Larson throws him to the ropes, ducks a body block, then grabs him on his way back.  Swanson is thrown out of the ring and onto the concrete floor.  Swanson jumps out and the two brawl for a while.  Eventually, Larson gains the upper hand and throws Swanson into the ring steps.  Swanson is dragged into the ring, where Larson picks him up.  Swanson delivers a low blow and gains an advantage over the lightweight champ.  Larson blocks a DDT and turns it into a bridge suplex, which Swanson kicks out of.  Larson picks Swanson up and tosses him to the corner… he’s going for the Bamf huracanrana!!… Jason Hofer is out!  Hofer hops onto the ring apron and pushes Larson off.  Larson hits hard and Swanson picks him up… TORNADO DDT!!!  This brings Wyatt Ensz out.  Ensz grabs Swanson’s feet from the outside and trips him up.  Hofer hops onto the apron to jump onto Ensz, but accidentally knocks Swanson into Larson… Larson throws Swanson – FLYING CROSS BODY BONCH!!!  Larson gets the pin!!  Swanson gets up and looks at Hofer, who shrugs and walks off.

Winner:  Sam Larson
 

Backstage:
Heather Curtis is seen sneaking into Megan Meyer’s room with a bag.
Meanwhile, Big Fresh is talking to Terry Taylor.  Fresh tells Taylor that he is the new up and coming hardcore icon in the league, and no one can say otherwise.
In his locker room, Eric Swanson talks to ManKid about the Hauberts.  ManKid comes up with an idea.
 

SFWF Women’s title match
Breezy Bryant vs. Tracy Holmoe vs. Beka Reiser

Bryant begins by double clotheslining Holmoe and Reiser, who both jump at her right away.  Reiser slowly gets up, but is knocked back down by Holmoe.  Holmoe locks up with Bryant and snap suplexes Bryant.  Bryant gets up and is kicked in the back of the head by Reiser.  Reiser locks up with Bryant, but Holmoe kicks Reiser away and out of the ring.  Holmoe and Bryant trade blows for a while.  In the meantime, on the floor, Reiser grabs a chair from the ringside area.  Reiser hops up on the apron and waits.  Holmoe throws Bryant to the ropes, turns, and kicks Reiser off the apron.  Bryant then comes back and dives out of the ring at Reiser, knocking her against the guard rail.  Reiser slowly gets up as Holmoe hops on the turnbuckle… MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE!!  Reiser and Holmoe both land hard, with Holmoe taking a lot of the hit.  Bryant gets up and grabs Holmoe, pulls her into the ring, and attempts a swinging neckbreaker.  Holmoe pushes her away, spins her around… HOLMOE PLEX!!!  Holmoe goes for the pin… one… two… Th.  Reiser hops into the ring and breaks up the count.  Reiser picks Holmoe up – powerbomb!!  Reiser goes for the pin, but Bryant knocks her off.  Bryant and Reiser go at it, with Reiser gaining the upper hand.  Holmoe slowly gets up, superkicks Reiser out of the ring, and turns to grab Bryant.  Bryant, with a kick to the gut, rolls Holmoe up… one… two… three!!!  Bryant grabs the belt and backs up the ramp, watching Holmoe and Reiser take each other on.  As Bryant is backing her way up the ramp, she is stopped by Mary Campbell.  Campbell tells her that she is the number one contender, and not those chumps.  Campbell knocks Bryant off the ramp, then turns around.  Standing there is Bianka Groves, who claims she is the number one contender.  Campbell and Groves brawl to the back.

Winner:  Breezy Bryant
 

Backstage:
Megan Meyer walks into her room, then runs out in a very pissed off manner.  The camera looks inside to see hundreds of mice scurrying around her locker room.
Meanwhile, Papa Weihs is talking to Taylor.  Weihs tells Taylor that Big Fresh is a piece of shit, and that he will take care of him tonight.
 

Interview:
Corey Vilhauer and Jim Peterson

Vilhauer and Peterson walk out to a huge pop.  Vilhauer doesn’t have much to say except that he has signed tonight’s main event – Jim Peterson and Corey Vilhauer vs. Comfy and Cozy.  Peterson grabs the mic and goes on about Stepdaddy and his convictions.  Peterson accuses Stepdaddy of being a dirty asshole, then calls him limp dick, until a ‘limpdick’ chant starts up for the first time since Corey was heel.  Peterson says some more stuff, then both walk off.
 

Tim Schumann vs. Tony Asp

Schumann begins by knocking Asp down to the mat with a shoulder block.  Asp gets up and clotheslines Schumann, sending him to the ropes.  Schumann bounces back and kicks Asp.  Asp reels back and hits the turnbuckle, where Schumann lifts him up and places him on top.  Asp kicks out and launches off, connecting with an elbow drop.  Asp picks Schumann up and knees him in the gut.  Schumann grabs Asp and pulls him down with him.  Asp and Schumann scuffle on the mat for a while, until Asp gains the upper hand by locking a boston crab on.  Schumann tries to make it to the ropes, but Asp pulls him back.  Schumann finally breaks out, then turns over and kicks Asp away.  Asp runs into the ref and the ref falls down.  Asp picks Schumann up, but Schumann breaks free and kicks Asp… CONJECTIVITUS!!!  Asp tries to thrash his way out, but to no avail.  Suddenly, Schumann is knocked over.. RAY KIMAL!!  Schumann gets kicked back by Kimal into the corner, but Asp stands up and grabs Kimal… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!!  Asp turns around and is kicked in the gut and rolled up by Tim Schumann.  The ref is still out!!!  Kimal slowly gets up as the ref awakes and rolls Asp over, so Schumann is pinned… one… two… three!!!  Asp wins!!  Kimal crawls out of the ring and runs to the back.

Winner:  Tony Asp
 

Backstage:
In the parking lot, Big Fresh sees Papa Weihs.  Weihs turns and is attacked by a hubcap.  Fresh grabs Weihs and throws him into a car.  Weihs smashes face first and comes back bloody.  Fresh pulls Weihs over and suplexes him onto another car.  Weihs hits hard and staggers out holding his back.  Weihs kicks Fresh, but Fresh grabs his leg and spins him around.  As Fresh grabs Weihs, Weihs kicks back with a mule kick to Fresh’s nuts.  Fresh falls to his knees and Weihs picks him up, tossing him into a TV truck.  Fresh tries to fight back, but Weihs grabs a tireiron and smashes Fresh in the back with it.  Fresh crumples over… PAPA STUNNER!!!  Weihs leaves Fresh and limps off.
 

SFWF Tag Team Title Match
The Tall Boys vs. ManKid/Crispy

The newest member of The Sons of Sheetar walks out with Crispy to take on the tag team champs.  The match begins with Miller grabbing ManKid and tossing him into the turnbuckle.  Meanwhile, on the outside, Crispy immediately starts out after “Mr. Russell”.  Russell is pulled from the apron and smashed over the head with a chair.  In the ring, ManKid has gained the advantage over Miller by tossing ManChowder in his eyes from the get go while the ref was turned away.  Miller staggers about the ring until he runs into ManKid… brain buster.  ManKid picks Miller up and throws him to the ropes, but Miller holds on and rolls out of the ring.  Miller staggers to the crowd and asks for a glass of water.  A fan gives him one and he splashes it into his eyes.  Miller turns to see Crispy coming up behind him with a chair.  Miller kicks Crispy and grabs the chair.  ManKid hops up on the turnbuckle to hop out, but Miller jumps onto the apron and smashes him down.  Miller gets into the ring and tags Russell in, who has regained his composure.  Russell gets in and grabs the downed ManKid, runs to the ropes… SECOND ROPE PILEDRIVER!!!  This sends Crispy in, which then brings Miller in.  Russell is kicked by Crispy and put into the Diaper Rash, while ManKid falls victim to a Miller Time.  The ref looks at the chaos and calls the match.  The four men brawl to the back as security tries to separate them.

Winners:  No Contest
 

Backstage:
Terry Taylor is talking to Matt Miller, who has just walked in from the fight.  Miller tells Taylor that Sheetar has no respect for anything.  Miller then goes on to say that the tactics ManKid and Crispy took to try to win will not work with The Tall Boys, two time Tag Team champions.  Miller tells ManKid and Crispy to watch out, then walks off.
Meanwhile, in the parking lot, Owen and Ian Haubert walk to their limo.  They hear a honk and turn around, only to see a car gunning for them.  Owen dives out of the way as their limo is smashed and Eric Swanson steps out of the car.  Swanson tells the Hauberts that they have fucked with him for the last time.  Swanson pulls back and Ian runs one way, with Owen running the other.  Ian ends up running into a corner wall, where Jason Hofer and Ryan Swanson block him in.  Eric turns the car and revs it up in the direction of the trapped Ian.  Swanson puts the car in drive and begins to gun it.  Hofer is suddenly pulled away as Tony Asp makes the save.  Asp helps Ian out and Eric’s car smashes into the fence.  Ian, Tony, and Owen all run while Swanson yells at them.
 

Main Event
Jim Peterson/Corey Vilhauer vs. Comfy and Cozy

Peterson and Stepdaddy start out in the ring.  Stepdaddy blocks a punch and sends Peterson to his knees with a kick to the gut.  Stepdaddy struts for a while, then grabs Peterson for a scoop slam.  Peterson slides down Stepdaddy’s back and grabs his head… reverse DDT.  Stepdaddy hits hard, getting up on his knees in a dazed state after a while.  Peterson kicks Stepdaddy down and goes over to tag Vilhauer.  Vilhauer slowly gets in and pushes Stepdaddy to the ropes.  Vilhauer lowers his shoulder and drives it into Stepdaddy’s gut, while Stepdaddy backs into the corner.  Stepdaddy finally reaches the corner and tags Rumpshaker Slim in.  The crowd boos as Slim gets in Vilhauer’s face.  Vilhauer pushes Slim back, and Slim spits in Vilhauer’s face.  The crowd erupts as Vilhauer kicks Slim in the gut and throws him out of the ring.  Vilhauer climbs the turnbuckle, but Slim hops up on the apron and stops him, bringing him down with a Huracanrana.  Slim picks Vilhauer up and the two brawl.  Eventually, Slim gains the advantage by bringing Vilhauer down in a leg lock/arm bar submission thing.  Vilhauer reaches for the ropes, gets them, and limps over to his corner, tagging Peterson in.  The crowd explodes as Peterson begins wailing on Slim ala The Rock.  Peterson finishes by throwing Slim to the ropes and powerslamming him down.  Peterson stands up and picks Slim up… HE’S GOING FOR THE I FUCK YOU POWERBOMB!!!  Slim kicks out of the move, grabs Peterson, and launches him into the corner near Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy is tagged in… MOCHA DROP!!  MOCHA DROP!!  Stepdaddy goes for the pin, but Vilhauer hops in and knocks him off.  Stepdaddy grabs Peterson, but Peterson knocks Stepdaddy away and goes to tag Vilhauer.  Vilhauer gets in and stares Stepdaddy down.  Stepdaddy smiles a bit and walks up to Vilhauer, apparently asking him something.  Vilhauer looks around sheepishly, then whispers something in Stepdaddy’s ear.. what is going on?  Stepdaddy holds his hand out… VILHAUER SHAKES IT!!  WHAT IS GOING ON!!!  HAS VILHAUER JOINED STEPDADDY?!?!  Stepdaddy points at Peterson in the corner and whispers something into Vilhauer’s ear as Slim hands Vilhauer a bat.  Vilhauer nod and begins to walk over… Vilhauer’s turning around… VILHAUER HITS SLIM WITH THE BAT!!! IT WAS ALL A TRICK!!  Stepdaddy turns around… PEOPLE’S DDT!!  Vilhauer goes for the pin… one… two…THREE!!!  THE CROWD GOES CRAZY!!  Peterson hops into the ring and holds Vilhauer’s hand up as the two walk off.

Winners:  Peterson/Vilhauer
 

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