(Special note:  This weeks card will be shortened due to finals week and my moving back home.  sorry, dudes...)

Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer walks out with the mic.  "Hello, my good people.  This will be short, but to the point.  As far as i have seen, our newest corporation member, Owen Haubert, hasn't done anything to impress me.  So i want to call Owen Haubert out here tonight."  Owen walks out.  "Owen, i have made a decision pertaining to a match at Wrestlemania, involving you.  This Wrestlemania, Owen, you will face your brother.. in a steel cage.  In three days, Owen Haubert vs. Ian Haubert in a cage.  Thats all, Owen, you can leave now."  Owen walks to the back, glaring sheepishly at Vilhauer the whole time.  "Second thing -- Tonight, as a special treat to each and every one of my fans, as well as Stepdaddy's friends, Comfy and Cozy will be in action TONIGHT.  (boos)  That is right.  And we will be facing the rusty once great tag team of SEASONED MEAT!.  (cheers).  That is all i have to say, lets start the matches.
 

Wyatt Ensz vs. Sam Larson

In a match signed last week as a friendship match, these Seasoned Meat men squared off against each other.  Wyatt set Larson up for the Hurracaranna from the top rope but was kicked back and hit with Larson's own "bamf hurracarana."
Winner:  Larson
 

Beka Reiser/Bianka Groves vs. Mary Campbell/Laura Kumm

As Reiser sets Kumm up for the 'fuckin' figure four," "Mr. Russell" and Matt Miller run out and smash Reiser with a chair.  Heather Curtis runs out to help, but was also hit with a chair.  Russell grabs a mic and tells Reiser/Groves/Curtis that this is payback for last week.  Miller/Russell challenge the women to a match at Wrestlemania.  Reiser and Groves accept.  Three on two.  The ref didn't see the chair shot, by the way.
Winners:  Campbell/Kumm
 

Jason Hofer vs. Jasin Hoeferr

Hofer defeates Hoeferr, one half of the jobber tag team the "Skinny White Boys", with a Coma-plex.
Winner:  Hofer
 

Tim Jewell vs. Ian Haubert

Owen runs out during this match and tries to get Ian.  Ian dropkicks Owen, turns around, and clobbers Jewell.
Winner:  Ian haubert
 

Rumpshaker Slim vs. The Tortilla Terror

As the match starts, Stepdaddy runs out and taunts R'shaker.  R'shaker runs after him, and gets counted out.
Winner (by countout): Tortilla Terror
 

Interview:  Eric Swanson

Swanson walks out and addresses the crowd.  Swanson starts to get very worked up about his chances of getting the World Title belt, then tells Vilhauer that he WILL take at least one belt away from him at Wrestlemania.  Swanson then calls out Andres Torres, who has changed out of his T.T. costume and is now just normal Torres, and announces the 'new Sons of Sheetar'.  Swanson then challenges Comfy and Corey for Wrestlemania.  Swanson then says that if Seasoned Meat does win tonight, then he challenges them to a match.  Vilhauer walks out and says 'sure, Swanson, but hey, didn't you get punked the other night during our World title match?'.  Swanson becomes irate and tries to chase after Vilhauer, but Torres holds him back and tells him to calm down.  Swanson turns and decks Torres and runs after Vilhauer.  Swanson is a man possessed.
 

Big Fresh vs. Tim Schumann

Schumann stands in the ring.  Big Fresh, one half of the 'Fruit Booties', walks out with Cody Schlenker.  The match is a no contest as Schumann and Schlenker brawl to the back.
Winner: No contest.
 

backstage

Ryan Swanson, the other half of the 'fruit booties', is caught by Crispy and beaten up.  Crispy challenges Swanson to a match at Wrestlemania.
 

Tracy Holmoe vs. Nichole Green

During the match, Breezy hops in the ring and tries to clothesline Holmoe.  Green and Holmoe both grab Breezy and throw her over the top rope.  While Green is looking at Breezy, Holmoe grabs Green and drops her for the pin.
Winner:  Holmoe
 

Comfy and Corey vs. Seasoned Meat

Comfy and Corey pull off a Corporate Anhillation and leave Larson in the middle of the ring.  Both men turn to Peterson and start beating the shit out of him.  Eric Swanson runs to ringside.  Vilhauer and Stepdaddy are still pounding on Peterson, and Swanson starts beating the hell out of Larson.  This prompts Tim Schumann to run out and try to save Larson, but Cody Schlenker catches him before he makes it to ringside and the two once again brawl into the back.  The ref gives Seasoned Meat the win by DQ.  The belts do not change hands.  Vilhauer turns around, sees Swanson in the ring, kicks him in the gut, and delivers a President's DDT to him... but Swanson blocks it!!  Swanson grabs Vilhauer and sets him up in the CONJECTIVITUS!!!  Meanwhile, Peterson gets up and MEAT GRINDER POWERBOMBS STEPDADDY!!!  Swanson and Peterson then stare each other down... when the lights go out.  The masked tag team runs to the ring and Peterson and Swanson scramble.  Masked guy number one grabs Vilhauer by the neck and drags him in the ring.  The other masked guy tells Vilhauer that THEY get the title shot at Wrestlemania.  Vilhauer refuses them the shot, and as masked guy number two sets up to punch Vilhauer, Stepdaddy crawls up and grabs the masked guy.  STepdaddy manages to get his mask off... but just as he does the lights go out.  When they come back on, Vilhauer and Stepdaddy are lying in the ring with a bat next to them.  Both are out cold.  See you at WRESTLEMANIA!!
 
 

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