Interview:
Corey Vilhauer

Vilhauer’s music starts and the crowd goes crazy.  Vilhauer walks out to the ring and the crowd shushes as he begins to speak.  “Last week we all saw just how gullible Stepdaddy, our SFWF World Heavyweight Champion, really is.  I keep playing the moment over and over again in my mind… my hand shaking his… the People’s DDT… I couldn’t have asked for a better gift.  Except for what I have planned for tonight.  But first, let’s get to business.  I have been talking to people backstage, and to Ian Haubert himself, and he has granted me his approval in a match for SFWF Wrestlemania.  For the SFWF U.S. Heavyweight title, yes, Tony Asp will be facing Ian Haubert.”  And with this, Eric Swanson strolls to the entrance.  “That’s all good and well, Vilhauer, but no one cares about your precious little ‘respect’ match.  What these damned people want to hear is about tonight’s matches.  So as the SFWF President, I’m going to ask you get the show underway.”  “Funny you should mention that, Eric.  I know you want to get your hands on Owen more than anything.  Think of the way he and his brother turned their backs on your lanky ass.  Well… I can almost give you that tonight, because tonight Ian has also agreed to put his U.S. title on the line for a shot at you.  Eric and Ian will face off tonight, and Ian has a few things to settle.  Now, while you are out here, why don’t we bring the other half of the heel side… Stepdaddy.”  The crowd boos as Stepdaddy’s music starts up.  After about fifteen seconds, Stepdaddy finally strolls out to the ramp.  “What… what is it that you want, Vilhauer?”  “Stepdaddy, Jim and I were talking in back, and we were thinking… we noticed a little tension between you and Rumpshaker lately.”  “Vilhauer, you’ve gone fucking insane… there is no tension at all… in fact, we’ve never been happier.”  “Oh… I’m sorry.  Did I say we noticed some tension?  What I meant to say is that we are going to MAKE some tension, tonight, in the main event, when you, Stepdaddy, take on Rumpshaker Slim.”  With this, Stepdaddy drops the mic and takes a step forward.  “Oh, and if you, and everyone, would care to look above, I’ll be glad to tell you that tonight’s match will take place in that very cage.”  Vilhauer smiles and gets out of the ring, only to see Stepdaddy coming after him.  Vilhauer and Stepdaddy fight, until Jim Peterson runs out.  Peterson pulls Stepdaddy away, but Rumpshaker slim runs down and joins the melee.  Security has to separate the four men and send them to the back.
 

Ray Kimal vs. Crispy

Kimal begins by grabbing Crispy and sending him to the corner.  Crispy bounces out and the two begin to brawl around the ring.  The ref has a hard time pulling the two away, but eventually, Crispy lets go.  Kimal counters with a knee to the gut, sending Crispy to his knees.  Crispy crawls to the ropes, but is pulled back by Kimal, who picks Crispy up and sends him flying over the top rope.  Crispy hits hard and crawls to the announcing table.  Kimal hops out of the ring and grabs Crispy, throwing him into the first row of fans.  Crispy slowly gets up and pulls Kimal into the crowd behind him.  Kimal and Crispy brawl through the crowd, until Crispy gains the upper hand by a short clothesline.  Kimal grabs the guardrail, but Crispy hops up onto it and dropkicks Kimal.  Crispy pulls Kimal back into the ring after a while and continues to work on Kimal’s back.  Kimal breaks out of a sleeperhold and kicks Crispy to the corner, signaling for the top rope DVD.  Kimal is knocked out of the corner.. DIAPER RASH!!!  CRISPY’S GOT KIMAL DOWN!!  Kimal reaches for the ropes… one… two… three!!!  Kimal is dropped as Crispy heads to the back.  Kimal goes to leave, but Tim Schumann walks out.  Kimal gets back in the ring and calls Schumann in, but Schumann stands outside.  “No, Ray, I don’t want to fight you.  But for months I’ve been telling you that you don’t belong in the SFWF… you’re not from the town, hell, you’ve never been in the town.  So, since Thursday is the big match – loser leaves the league – I guess you’d better get used to being carted away from this arena.  Now, onto other things… did you know someone slashed my car tires outside?  Well, these fine police officers…” six police officers step out from the ramp…”…have a reason to believe that you did it.  Now don’t worry, I just told them the truth.  That you are a damn imbecile who wouldn’t even know how to slash tires if your life depended upon it.  But they still seem to think you may have done it… so they are here to take you away.”  The policemen run up and grab Kimal, dragging him to the back and throwing him into a police car.  All the time, Schumann is following and laughing at Kimal.

Winner:  Crispy
 

Backstage:
ManKid grabs Crispy and congratulates him.  The two Sheetar alum both turn and see The Tall Boys.  ManKid calls Russell a pussy, and Crispy laughs.  They both turn to walk away, but Miller and Russell grab them and throw them into a wall, then walk off.
Meanwhile, Heather Curtis and Beka Reiser give an interview regarding their match this Thursday against Tracy Holmoe and Megan Meyer.
 

Jason Hofer vs. Wyatt Ensz

Hofer and Ensz begin by jumping on each other and brawling.  In the first three minutes, little technical work is done, with most of the match consisting of Ensz punching Hofer, or Hofer punching Ensz.  Eventually Ensz regains some control and tosses Hofer to the ropes, bringing him down with a huracanrana.  Ensz picks Hofer up, but Hofer breaks out and elbows Ensz in the gut.  Ensz staggers back, but jumps out with a clothesline to Hofer’s midsection.  Hofer doubles over, and Ensz grabs him, smashing Hofer’s head down with a Russian leg sweep.  Ensz hops to the top rope… and connects with a Harlem Hangover!!  Ensz picks the groggy Hofer up, when Ryan Swanson walks to the ring.  Swanson hops up on the apron and calls for Ensz.  Ensz grabs Hofer and throws him to the corner.  Ensz picks Hofer up, sets him on the turnbuckle… ENSZICURANNA!!  This brings Sam Larson out.  Larson runs out and pulls Ensz out.  Ensz grabs Larson and throws him into the ring stairs.  Larson hits hard and busts open.  Ensz hops back in the ring, where Hofer grabs him and knocks him down with a face plant… an X-factor move.  Ensz slowly gets up, and Swanson hops back on the apron with a chair.  Larson runs over to the other side and hops onto the apron next to Swanson.  Swanson swings with the chair, but Larson ducks.  Swanson follows through… and hits HOFER!!!  Hofer is knocked down, Ensz staggers over to where he lies… one… two… three!!!  Ensz wins!  Larson walks back as Ensz celebrates in the ring.  Meanwhile, Hofer and Swanson argue over the missed chair shot.

Winner:  Wyatt Ensz
 

Backstage:
Megan Meyer and Tracy Holmoe are talking to Terry Taylor about their tag match at Wrestlemania.  Meyer makes a comment about how they she and Holmoe are perfect together – that they need each other to overcome their adversaries.  Holmoe looks Meyer in the face and tells her that she doesn’t need her to fight her battles.  Meyer looks back, begins to get mad, and tells her ‘well, fine.  I didn’t realize you were going to get all high and mighty on me.’  Holmoe just shakes her head and walks away.
Meanwhile, Jason Weihs steps out from around the corner outside and is jumped by Big Fresh.  Weihs ducks a clothesline and kicks Fresh in the gut, sending Fresh to the cement.  Weihs picks Fresh up and throws him into a wall, causing Weihs to bust open.  Weihs slowly gets up and grabs for Fresh’s leg, trips him up, then stomps on his face.  Fresh gets up and both men brawl to the edge of the parking lot.
 

Winner becomes #1 Contender to Women’s title
Bianka Groves vs. Mary Campbell

Groves starts out with a dropkick, sending Campbell back.  Campbell stands up and taunts Groves, causing her to go after Campbell.  Campbell ducks aside and grabs Groves as she passes, sending her into the corner turnbuckle.  Groves hits hard and slumps down.  Groves slowly gets up and reaches for Campbell, who is tripped up by Groves’ legs.  Campbell hits the mat and Groves locks her arms around Campbell’s head.  Campbell reaches for the ropes and grabs them, but Groves will not let go.  Finally, the ref pulls Groves away, causing Campbell to roll to the outside.  From here, Campbell throws a chair into the ring.  The ref tries to stop Campbell, but Campbell refuses to listen, instead jumping into the ring and grabbing the slowed down Groves.  Groves reverses the grab and plants Campbell with a DDT.  Campbell tries to get up, but is knocked back down by a leg drop.  Groves picks Campbell up… Snap suplex.  Groves once again picks Campbell up, drags her over to the corner, and chokes her.  Campbell grabs Groves’ leg and twists her away.  Campbell tries to get up, but Groves kicks her down.  Groves goes for another choke hold, but is blocked and pushed away.  Campbell stands up, grabs Groves, and sends her over with a belly to back suplex.  Groves gets up, but is drop-kicked.  Groves gets up one last time, and is caught in a Northern lights snap suplex.  Groves hits hard, and Campbell drops to the mat herself.  With what energy both women have, they both raise their arms and slap the down on their opponents.  Breezy Bryant, who has just joined the announcing crew, comments how if there is a draw, then no one wins and she will be scott free for the Pay Per View.  The ref gets down, and slowly counts… one…. Two…. Three…… he gets up, looks around, and calls for the bell.  The ring announcer announces the match a draw.  Bryant, happy, hops up and into the ring, calling both women skanks who don’t deserve a chance anyway.  Bryant then hops out and runs to the back.  But before she can make it, Corey Vilhauer walks out with a mic.  Vilhauer looks at Bryant, then tells her that she’s not getting away so fast.  Vilhauer tells the crowd that Wrestlemania will include a Women’s title match between Breezy Bryant and Bianka Groves….and Mary Campbell.  The crowd pops as Bryant looks on in disgust.

Winner:  Draw
 

Backstage:
Breezy Bryant runs to the back and is caught by Terry Taylor.  Bryant tells Taylor that the whole fiasco is unfair.  Bryant tells Taylor that she shouldn’t have to defend her belt against two people who don’t like her.  Suddenly, Tracy Holmoe comes from behind, limps over, and attacks Bryant.  Bryant tries to fight back, but an exhausted Mary Campbell catches her and throws her to the ground.
Meanwhile, back in the Sioux Falls City jail, Ray Kimal is being questioned about the slashed tires.  Kimal claims his innocence.  One cop looks at the other, smiles, and tells him he has a way to make Kimal talk.  The other cop smiles and looks back at Kimal.  “Time for a cavity search then, eh?”
In the parking lot, both Jason Weihs and Big Fresh grab each other and roll back into view.  Weihs kicks Fresh… HES GOING FOR THE STUNNER!!  FRESH REVERSES… FRESH DRIVER!!!  Fresh spits on Weihs and walks away.
 

Eric Swanson vs. Ian Haubert

Swanson grabs Ian to begin the match.  Swanson throws Ian to the ropes, grabs him, and slams him down.  Ian gets up and trips Eric up, sending Swanson into the ropes.  Swanson, tied up in the corner, is hit with a dropkick to the face, then picked up.  Eric counters a punch, reverses it into a backslide, and goes for an early pin.  Ian kicks out before the one count.  Eric picks Ian up and snaps him down with a clothesline.  Ian slowly gets up, only to be dropped again by Eric’s big foot.  Swanson grabs Ian and throws him into the corner.  Ian counters with a kick to the midsection.  Swanson falls to his knees, then gets up on one knee and grabs Ian’s leg.  Ian kicks free and knocks Eric onto the mat.  Ian picks Eric up and sends him out of the ring.  Eric sits up and reaches for a chair, while Ian hops on the turnbuckle and jumps off.  Eric swings the chair and catches Ian in the leg, but the contact sends the chair back into Eric’s face.  Both men are knocked out, and the ref starts the count.  Here comes Owen Haubert!  Owen grabs Ian and throws him back in the ring just as Eric wakes up.  Eric grabs Owen and throws him into the ring.  Owen grabs the chair from Eric and swings… ERIC IS BUSTED OPEN!!  Eric hits the mat and the ref calls the bell.  The crowd pops as Owen brings the chair down again on Eric’s head.  Owen looks up and sees The Sons of Sheetar headed to the ring.  Owen and Ian brace for the attack.  The group gangs up on Ian as Eric grabs Owen.  Owen and Eric brawl to the outside while Ian is pounded… TONY ASP!!!  Asp slides into the ring and Sheetar scatters, with Eric leading the retreat.  Asp helps Ian up, and Ian shakes his hand.  The three men walk off together.

Winner: (by DQ)  Eric Swanson
 

Backstage:
Cameras find Megan Meyer laid out in the backstage area, with someone running off in the distance.  Announcers assume it is Heather Curtis and Beka Reiser, but another camera finds the two of them walking in a different area of the arena, on their way out.
Meanwhile, Ian Haubert and Tony Asp accost Eric Swanson from the back.  Swanson is dragged to the parking lot.  Owen is out there, and he tells Swanson that if he wants to play with cars, then he’s going to do it right.  Owen, Ian, and Asp beat Eric, until Asp pulls him onto the top of a car, sending Swanson through the windshield with a Double Underhook Driver.
 

Main Event Cage Match
Stepdaddy vs. Rumpshaker Slim

The cage lowers.  Stepdaddy and Slim look at each other, then look around.  Neither seems to want to fight.  Both look around again, then shake hands.  Both sit at opposite corners and wait.  The crowd starts to boo, and starts throwing shit into the ring.  Corey Vilhauer and Jim Peterson walk to the ring, and Vilhauer grabs a mic.  “Stepdaddy, Rumpshaker Slim, if you aren’t going to please these fans, I’m going to have to do it for you.”  The crowd explodes as Vilhauer and Peterson enter the ring with chairs.  Vilhauer goes after Slim, while Stepdaddy grabs Peterson.  Peterson drops his chair and kicks Stepdaddy.  Stepdaddy hits the mat and delivers a low blow.  Peterson crumples down and grabs the chair.  Peterson slowly stands up… BAM!!!  Stepdaddy is cracked back to the turnbuckle and is slumped in the corner.  Peterson turns around… the crowd explodes!!  Vilhauer holds Slim up… Peterson swings… SLIM DUCKS… PETERSON HITS VILHAUER!!!  SLIM SPINS PETERSON AROUND… snap suplex… HE CLIMBS THE ROPES… RUMPSHAKER DEEEEEELUXE!!!  RUMPSHAKER DEELUXE!!!  Rumpshaker grabs Stepdaddy as the cage raises and pulls him out.  Litter is thrown into the ring and the lights go out.  They come back on to find… Matt Miller!??!  Miller is standing in Comfy and Cozy’s way… BAM!!!  MILLER LAYS OUT STEPDADDY!!!… MILLER GRABS SLIM… MILLER TIME!!!  Miller runs into the ring and grabs Vilhauer, pulls him out, and helps Peterson as the show runs out.

Winners:  No Contest
 

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