Interview:
Corey
Vilhauer, Eric Swanson, and Stepdaddy
Threadbare
plays as Vilhauer, Swanson, and Stepdaddy walk out to a chorus of boos.
Vilhauer takes the mic first. "Everyone... hey... everyone calm down.
Today is the official welcoming day for our newest member, Eric Swanson,
and i would appreciate it if you would just quiet down for a minute.
Now, as we all know, tonight is the World title match that Swanson was
promised. I was hoping that i could keep the belt for as long as
i could, but with the power that Eric has shown over the last few weeks,
i feel skeptic. So as i pass the mic to Swanson, i wish him good
luck." Swanson takes the mic. "This message goes out to three
people. Nichole Green, Megan Meyer, and Andres Torres. Sheetar
is dead... so fuck you. Sheetar was about being powerful, and it
was about taking what we wanted when we wanted. In looking back,
i realized that when our president, Corey Vilhauer, left, Sheetar was really
only me. You three did nothing to help me in anything, and in turn,
i didn't feel you deserved any help from me. So now it's over, and
the dawning of a new era has begun. Tonight, if i am lucky enough
to be on my game, i will become the new World Champion. But even
if i don't, i know that as long as i am with Stepdaddy and Vilhauer, i
cannot be stopped. And now the man voted Wrestler of the Year would
like to say a few words." Stepdaddy grabs the mic. "Rumpshaker,
Thursday i proved that i was the crucial link in Comfy and Cozy, and i
proved that you are nothing but a two-bit drunkard. Now i set my
sights to higher horizons. This upcoming Pay-Per-View, OYT: Harsh
Betrayal, Commisioner Jason Hofer has signed me in a U.S. Title match with
Cody Schlenker." Lights out. Jim Peterson walks out.
Pyrotechnics. Vilhauer, Swanson, and Stepdaddy take a step back as
Peterson enters the ring. "Son of a bitch. To see Eric Swanson
standing up here rubbing asses with Vilhauer and Stepdaddy pains me very
much. So i have a proposition for you. In an effort to kick
your asses, hows about i make a deal with you. Put me in that title
match tonight, and you can choose anyone as a referee. Sound like
a deal?" Vilhauer looks at Swanson, then at Stepdaddy. "Peterson,
you've got a deal. We'll find a ref and you bring your ass to us
on a fuckin' platter. sounds great." The three corp. members
start to leave, but stop as they see Andres Torres walking towards the
ring. Torres grabs the mic out of Vilhauer's hands and turns to Swanson.
"Eric, Thursday you not only cost me a tag belt, but you cost me all the
protection i had. Now you probably think i am on my own. Well,
to prove that i can kick your ass with or without any help, i am challenging
you to a match at OYT this month. Okay?." Swanson says yes,
but first Torres must beat Stepdaddy. Everyone leaves.
The Fruit Booties vs. Crispy and Cozy
Throughout
the match, Rumpshaker Slim would wander off into the crowd, leaving Crispy
without a tag partner. Swanson swung Crispy around with a tornado
DDT, then tagged Big Fresh in, who finished off with a guillotine leg drop
from the top rope. Big Fresh then went for the pin, but Crispy kicked
out. Cripsy got up and grabbed Big Fresh by the throat, turned around,
saw Les with Dax, and dropped Big Fresh. B.F. grabbed Crispy's trunks
and rolled him up for the win. Crispy jumped up and chased after
Les.
Winner:
The Fruit booties
Heather Curtis/Bianka Groves vs. Mary Campbell/Laura Kumm
Curtis
threw Campbell against the ropes and flipped her over the top rope.
Beka Resier ran out and grabbed Campbell, leaving Kumm by herself.
A team move took her out and Groves got the pin.
Winner:
Curtis/Groves
Tim Schumann vs. "Mr. Russell"
During
this match, Matt Miller ran out and attacked Schumann. Schumann ducked
a couple blows, but as he turned around, Russell grabbed him and threw
him to the corner. Russell came down with the second rope piledriver.
Winner:
Russell
Sam Larson vs. Tim Jewell
Larson,
in his first match as a two time lightweight champ, easily defeated Jewell
with the Cross Body Bonch and then the Bamf Huracarana.
Winner:
Larson
backstage:
Tracy Holmoe, walking backstage
with her belt, is jumped by Breezy Bryant. Nichole Green and Megan
Meyer, walking by also at the time, run over and pull Bryant off of her.
Andres Torres vs. Stepdaddy
Stepdaddy
throws Torres to the ropes, grabs him, and sets him up for the mocha Drop.
Torres grabs Stepdaddy's head and rolls up for a pin. Stepdaddy kicks
out, and Torres trips him. Stepdaddy tries to get up again and Torres
trips him again. Stepdaddy gets very frustrated and hops up and away
from Torres, into the ropes. Torres bounces off the opposite ropes
and hits with the Flying Pandemonium. Stepdaddy goes down, but kicks
out of the pin. Stepdaddy rolls outside the ring and grabs a chair.
As Torres follows Stepdaddy, Torres is hit with the chair. Stepdaddy
throws Torres in the ring and gets in. Stepdaddy throws Torres to
the corner and sets him up for the Mocha Bomb. Megan Meyer runs out
and jumps on the apron. Nichole Green runs out on the other side
where the men are, and throws powder in Stepdaddy's face... ManCHOWDER!!!
Stepdaddy lets go of Torres and Torres pulls a frankensteiner off to send
Stepdaddy to the mat. Torres pins Stepdaddy and is granted a shot
at Eric Swanson at Harsh Betrayal.
Winner:
Torres
Cody Schlenker vs. Owen Haubert
Schlenker
runs to the ring and grabs Haubert. Haubert, busy jawing at a person
in the crowd, is caught by surprise and put into a crossface crippler.
He gives up.
Winner:
Schlenker
backstage
Ian
Haubert is trying to get to ringside to attack his brother, but Jason Hofer
walks by and the two start brawling. It takes much security to get
them apart.
Corey Vilhauer vs. Eric Swanson vs. Jim Peterson
Vilhauer
and Swanson walk out. Vilhauer announces that the special guest ref
will be Jim Peterson's arch nemesis, Owen Haubert. Owen walks out
with a ref shirt on and hops in the ring. Peterson walks out alone.
The match starts and Vilhauer and Swanson both go to work on Peterson.
The corporation members get some very illegal moves in and referee Owen
haubert will not break the moves. Finally, Vilhauer throws Peterson
to the ropes and hops out of the ring. Swanson grabs Peterson and
puts him in the Conjectivitus, but Peterson pulls up and drops Swanson
on his ass. Swanson hops back up and powerbombs Swanson. Peterson
goes for the pin... one.........................two................. Swanson
kicks out from a slow count. Peterson yells at Owen and Owen knocks
Peterson down. Peterson gets back up and attempts to shove Owen back,
but Vilhauer gets in and spins Peterson around. Peterson, anticipating
this move, kicks Vilhauer in the gut and pulls up for a powerbomb... but
as Vilhauer is going up he hooks his arms under Peterson's and comes down
WITH THE PRESIDENTS DDT!! Peterson is out and Vilhauer picks Swanson
up and places him over Peterson. Owen makes the count and Swanson
is the new World Champ!!!. Owen hops down and heads to the back,
while Stepdaddy and Jason Hofer run out. Swanson comes to just as
Vilhauer, Stepdaddy, and Hofer are beating the shit out of Peterson.
Swanson realizes he won, grabs the belt, and attacks Peterson with it.
Then, lights out again, and when they come back on the masked tag team
has entered the ring. Hofer and Swanson scramble and leave, but Vilhauer
and Stepdaddy stay in to confront the two men. Stepdaddy goes after
them, and is caught in a powerslam, then thrown to the floor. Vilhauer,
now outnumbered, is thrown out of the ring and cornered by the safety rail.
Slowly, four more masked men come through the crowd and surround Vilhauer.
One masked man looks around the ringside and grabs a sign that says "give
the masked men thier chance, limp dick". Vilhauer looks at the sign,
then looks at the six men that surround him, and he grants them thier wish.
Masked tag team vs. Comfy and Corey @ Harsh Betrayal. The two main
masked men turn thier back, then as Vilhauer gets up, they turn around
and attack him.
Winner:
Swanson