Interview:
Corey
Vilhauer and Eric Swanson
Vilhauer
walks out and explains the absence of last weeks card. "Ladies and
gents. I first off want to apologize for last weeks missing card.
As it was, we were bumped for the NBA Playoffs, and on top of that, we
were hard pressed for our own motivation. But as we sat around last
week, Eric and I made some revelations that will make today's show one
of the best cards ever. First of all, we think we have finally discovered
the identity of the masked men. The Fruit Booties. So tonight,
as a little test, The Fruit Booties will take on the supposed masked men.
We will see who really is under those masks. On top of that, we will
see the corporation's own Laura Kumm face Tracy Holmoe for the SFWF Women's
title, and SFWF Commisioner Jason Hofer will face The Tortilla Terror for
the SFWF BBBoIF belt in a hardcore, falls count anywhere, no DQ match-up.
Finally, we have an announcement. Starting today, i have officially
signed Eric Swanson as the Co-President of the SFWF. This means that
both Eric and I can make decisions regarding the SFWF. I hope that
with Eric in the drivers seat.. er.. the co-drivers seat, if you will,
we as the corporation can grow and prosper. Now on to business.."
Vilhauer turns to leave, but Ian Haubert walks out. "Corey, Eric,
now that there are two president's, i hope that something can get done.
I have seen a steady decline regarding my status in this league, while
at the same time, my brother, who hasn't done shit for ages, is still getting
respect and notice. Well, i'm fucking sick of it. I still have
no match at OYT: Harsh Betrayal, and i expect you two to come to a decision
RIGHT NOW." Ian steps back and PYL surrounds Swanson and Vilhauer.
Cody Schlenker is absent. Vilhauer looks at Swanson and Swanson grabs
a mic. "I will be happy to take this opportunity to show my new power.
Ian, i noticed Jim Peterson was screwed out of the belt by your brother.
Well, Jim has been pushing for a shot at Owen this coming pay-per-view,
but i can't see how that will help things. So instead of Owen, you
will face Jim Peterson at the PPV. If this isn't a way to increase
your standing, i don't know what is. Now, if you will excuse me,
we have to leave." Swanson and Vilhauer push thier way through PYL
and walk to the back. Ian grabs the mic and agrees. "Swanson,
that sounds great. This goes to Peterson. I'm not afraid of
you. I don't care how many times you have held the belt. I
can still take you down as quickly as i did my brother. And on top
of that, we have unity in our group. We are all part of a group,
and this group has thus been named the Tall Boys." Then Ian left.
Tracy Holmoe vs. Laura Kumm
Holmoe
began the match by dominating Kumm into a near submission. Kumm tried
to fight back, but to no avail. A throw to the ropes and a clothesline
brought Kumm down for the last time as Holmoe picked her up and executed
a Holmoe-plex... i.e. the fisherman's suplex. After Holmoe got the
pin, Breezy Bryant walks out and starts talking about how she should still
be champ and how Holmoe cheated by coming into the ring late at Wrestlemania.
Holmoe challenges Bryant for a rematch at OYT, and Bryant agrees, telling
Holmoe that she will return the belt to the Corporation. With this,
Nichole Green and Megan Meyer sneak up on Bryant, grab her in a full nelson,
and drag her to the back.
Winner:
Holmoe
Les McLarty vs. Tim Jewell
Before
the match started, Crispy ran out to distract Les. Les dropkicked
Crispy, then dropkicked Tim Jewell, who was distracted. Les throws
Jewell to the ropes and launches him to the turnbuckle. Jewell hits
hard and Les rolls him up for the win. Crispy vs. Les is signed for
the PPV.
Winner:
McLarty
backstage:
Rumpshaker
Slim is seen stumbling around backstage. He runs into Beka Reiser,
then begins to hit on her. Reiser takes offense and slaps Rumpshaker.
Rumpshaker climbs a ladder and tries to land on Reiser, but Reiser just
knocks the ladder over. Meanwhile, Cody is talking to Ian about how
he was not told about anything that has happened tonight, most of all,
about the changing of the PYL name to the Tall Boys. Ian tries to
apologize, but Cody just walks off.
interview: Jim Peterson
Peterson
walks out and jaws about how Ian is nothing but a washed up hardcore wrestler.
Jim then talks about what went down on the 10th regarding the title match.
Jim says that if he can't have owen at the PPV, he would face him tonight.
Jim then walks off.
Sam Larson vs. Rumpshaker Slim
Rumpshaker Slim begins by climbing
the entrance scenery and jumping into a crowd of fans. The fans move
out of the way, and Rumpshaker hits the ground hard. One fan complains
of a strong alcohol scent... Miller High Life. Larson runs into the
crowd and grabs Rumpshaker. Larson immediately executes a Flying
Cross Body Bonch and almost pins Rumpshaker. Wyatt Ensz then runs
to ringside and jumps in. The ref sees him, but is distracted by
a full cup of beer thrown by a surly fan. As the ref turns around,
Ensz throws R'shaker to the corner and comes down with a Frank-Ensz-steiner
(pretty good, eh?). Larson pins R'shaker and Ensz lectures Larson
about how he needs to keep the belt clean and bright for when Ensz takes
it from him.
Winner: Larson
at ringside:
Stepdaddy walks out and makes
an open challenge to anyone. He comments on how no one is brave enough
to step in the ring with a Triple crown winner (US, World, and tag belt
champion). Not even Cody Schlenker, that big fat pussy. This
brought Cody out, and the two had an impromptu match.
Stepdaddy vs. Cody Schlenker
As
soon as Schlenker entered the ring, The Corporation ran out to attack Schlenker.
Schlenker was getting beat down by everyone, while Eric Swanson, Vilhauer,
and Stepdaddy watched. Soon, though, a man ran into the ring.. with
a mask on. The Corporation, fearing one of the masked tag team members,
scattered, leaving only Vilhauer in the ring. The man took his mask
off... Tim SCHUMANN?!? Schumann ran in to help Schlenker. The
Corporation ran to the back, Schumann stared Vilhauer down, and left without
even looking at Schlenker.
Winner:
No Contest
backstage:
Tim
Schumann, as he is walking to his dressing room, is attacked by Matt Miller
and "Mr. Russell", the Tall Boys. Miller and Russell do a real number
on Schumann, who is left in the aisle.
Masked Tag Team vs. The Fruit Booties
First
the masked tag team walks out. Thier music stops and the music for
the Fruit Booties starts. No one walks out. Then, Vilhauer
walks out and addresses the crowd. "As we can see, since the Fruit
Booties are not coming out, there is only one explanaition. The Masked
Tag Team IS the Fruit Booties." With this, Ryan Swanson and Big Fresh
run out and knock down Vilhauer. Swanson jumps in the ring and goes
to work on Masked man number one. Masked man number two, in the mean
time, grabs Big Fresh and powerbombs him into a chair. In the ring,
Ryan Swanson is hit with a short clothesline and chokeslammed. They
both pin the Fruit booties, and the masked tag team wins.
Winner:
Masked Tag Team
The Tortilla Terror vs. Jason Hofer
T.T.
comes out with a myriad of tools. Hofer runs out with a chair.
The two go at it for a while, but neither will give in. Both hit
each other with chairs, but they still won't fall. Finally, Hofer
pulls T.T. up and tries for a coma-plex, but is blocked and DDT'd.
T.T. throws Hofer to the ropes and executes the Flying Pandemonium.
Hofer ducks and grabs T.T. from the back, suplexing him to the other side.
Hofer goes for the pin, but T.T. kicks out. T.T. gets up.. and Judgement
Night blares over the P.A. Eric Swanson runs out and hops in the
ring. T.T. is met with three chair shots, then he is put in the Iron
Lung. As T.T. lies out cold, Hofer pulls him up and executes a Coma-Plex.
Hofer pins T.T. to become the new BBBoIF champ.
Winner:
Hofer
backstage
Bianka
Groves and Heather Curtis are seen in the dressing room of the corporation.
As Groves and Curtis run from the room, we see that they have piled all
of Mary Campbell and Laura Kumm's clothes up and started them on fire.
Campbell and Kumm stop in and see thier clothes on fire... then run after
Groves and Curtis.
Owen Haubert vs. Jim Peterson
Peterson
starts out by dropping Haubert with a dropkick. Haubert bounds back
up and is knocked down again, this time by a clothesline. Peterson
throws Haubert to the ropes and flips him over his head. Haubert
lands hard on his leg and has trouble standing on it. Taking this
into consideration, Peterson decides to work on Hauberts leg, drawing the
match out with submission moves and leg-hurting moves. Finally, Peterson
slaps a figure four onto Haubert. Haubert tries to reverse it, but
can't. Finally, haubert reaches the ropes. Peterson hops up
and goes for the powerbomb, but Haubert meets him with a low blow.
With the extra time, Haubert climbs the turnbuckle and jumps at Peterson.
Peterson catches him in his arms and throws Haubert back with a fallaway
slam. Haubert rolls and gets up on his good leg, then charges at
Peterson and spears him. Peterson hits the turnbuckle and is knocked
out. Haubert poses for a while, then grabs a can of spray paint.
He writes "Corey's Bitch" on Peterson's chest, then tries to pin him.
Peterson kicks out, grabs Haubert's leg, and flips him over the ropes.
Peterson then bounces against the ropes and flies over the top onto Haubert.
Haubert tries to duck, but only suceeds in getting hit in the head.
Peterson then throws Haubert into the ring and sets him up for the powerbomb.
BAM. Yup, Haubert hits the mat hard and Peterson pins him.
Peterson grabs the can of spraypaint and spray's "Corey's Bitch" on Haubert's
chest. Peterson turns around to see Ian haubert on the apron.
Peterson runs at him, but Ian ducks and Peterson gets pulled over the side.
As Peterson hits the ground, the Corporation rushes out and pounds on Peterson,
while Vilhauer and Eric Swanson go to work on Ian haubert. Stepdaddy
jumps in the ring and pulls Owen out, and The Tall Boys run out just as
we are out of time.
Winner:
Peterson