Interview:
Corey
Vilhauer
Vilhauer
walks out to a thunderous boo and chants of ‘limp dick’. He grabs
a mic and looks around the arena. “In my hand I hold the SFWF World
Heavyweight Championship. And in my other hand I hold the list of
contenders to this championship. And based on recent circumstances,
Jim Peterson is the number one name on this list.” The crowd erupts
at the sound of Peterson’s name. “I feel that has to change.
Now, I have signed a match for the PayPerView involving Sam Larson, Peterson’s
once good friend. Sam Larson will be facing a mystery opponent of
my choosing. Sam won’t know who he is facing, you in the stands won’t
know who he is facing…. Even I don’t know who he is facing. But it
will be entertaining. Which brings me to Jim Peterson…” As
Vilhauer mentions his name again, Peterson’s music starts and Jim stomps
out to the ramp. “Vilhauer, you’re up there jawing away without saying
anything again. How about you spit out what bullshit you’ve got in
you’re mouth so we can get on with the show.” Vilhauer looks at him,
then at the crowd. “Jim, it’s like this. Tonight, in this very
ring, you will be going one on one against the three-time SFWF World Champion…
Stepdaddy.” Peterson nods, “Yeah? I’ve beat him on numerous
occasions before… what’s your fucking point, Vilhauer?” “Jim…this
match won’t be for pride. This match won’t be for any belts, or any
money… this match will be for a chance… a chance at this belt I hold around
my waist. Jim, tonight you are putting your #1 contender spot on
the line in a falls count anywhere, no DQ match up against Stepdaddy.”
With this, Peterson drops the mic and rushes the ring, but Stepdaddy and
Rumpshaker Slim run up from the back and stop him. Comfy, Cozy, and
Corey walk out together.
SFWF
Women’s Title Match
Bianka
Groves vs. Megan Meyer
The match starts with Groves getting the early advantage. Groves locks Meyer upside-down into the corner and baseball slides into her head. The beating continues for a while, until Meyer gains the upper-hand using a drop-toe hold. Meyer locks on a boston crab, which Groves breaks out of by grabbing the ropes. Groves kicks Meyer off of her and picks her up. Meyer fights back, eventually sending Groves out of the ring. Groves hits the mats hard and rolls to the guard rails. Meyer launches herself off the top rope, splashing onto Groves. Groves is picked up by Meyer and thrown into the ring, where Meyer hops to the top rope again. Groves gets up and blocks the move, instead, sending Meyer to the mat. Groves climbs up herself… Frog Splash!!! Here comes Mary Campbell! Campbell makes it about halfway to the ring, but Breezy Bryant runs out and stops her. Bryant holds Campbell back as Groves goes for the pin and gets it. Bryant lets Campbell go and explains herself. Bryant says that there will be a SFWF Women’s title match at Executive Decision, and that she will be the special guest ref. So until then, Bryant says she will make sure the two of them keep the matches clean and safe. Campbell laughs, then clotheslines Bryant.
Winner:
Groves
Backstage:
Tim Schumann
is confronted by Tony Asp. Schumann backs off and says he is sorry
about last week, and that his only concern is getting back at ManKid.
Meanwhile,
in her locker room, Megan Meyer fumes over her loss to Groves. Meyer
gets up and leaves the room and is attacked by Tracy Holmoe.
Crispy vs. Ryan Swanson
Swanson starts out by wearing Crispy’s legs down, making him slow down considerably. Swanson grabs Crispy’s head and bulldogs him into the corner. Crispy slowly gets up, careful not to damage the sore leg anymore, but is knocked out of the ring by a cross body block from Swanson. Swanson climbs the turnbuckle and looks around for Crispy. Crispy tries to get up, but is splashed by Ryan Swanson. Swanson grabs Crispy and throws him into the ring, following him in. Crispy rolls out the other side, and Swanson follows. Crispy limps to the entrance ramp and begins to head to the back. As Swanson runs up… from the back… Jason Hofer! Hofer runs out and smashes Swanson with a chair. Crispy hits the ramp while Hofer picks Swanson up… COMA-PLEX!!! Swanson hits hard and tries to get up, but Hofer picks him up and tosses him in the ring. Crispy gets up and slowly walks to the ring. By the time Crispy reaches the ring, Swanson has begun to get up. Crispy kicks Swanson back down and gets him set up…. DIAPER RASH!!! ONE….. TWO…. THREE!!! Crispy celebrates while Hofer turns to walk to the back. Hofer turns the corner through the entrance… and is tossed back out by Big Fresh! Hofer and Fresh trade punches, until Fresh ducks a punch, grabs Hofer… FRESH-DRIVER!! Fresh flips Hofer off and walks to the back.
Winner:
Crispy
Backstage:
Heather
Curtis and Beka Reiser are in the Bahamas talking to the natives about
the SFWF. The natives look at them, shake their heads, and walk away.
Curtis and Reiser look at each other and walk the other way.
Meanwhile,
“Mr. Russell” is walking out to his car to get something. Suddenly,
peeling around the corner, a car comes through the parking lot and drives
straight for Russell. Russell ducks out of the way as the car drives
by and parks. Cody Schlenker steps out of the car and walks inside,
with Russell getting up and staring in disbelief.
In another
part of the arena, Sam Larson and Matt Miller are standing backstage helping
Jim Peterson prepare for their match. Peterson asks the two of them
if they will be at ringside tonight. Both agree.
Rumpshaker Slim vs. Owen Haubert
Slim walks out with Stepdaddy, while Owen walks out alone. Slim grabs Owen and tosses him to the ropes. Owen ducks a clothesline and slides out of the ring near Stepdaddy. Owen grabs Stepdaddy and smashes him into the announce table, then hops back in. Stepdaddy hops up on the ropes and the ref turns around. From the back, Ian Haubert runs in… Owen grabs Slim and tosses him to the ropes, Ian lifts him up… Haubert Death Drop?!… Slim holds on to Ian and comes down with a monster DDT!! Ian rolls out of the ring while Owen comes at Slim. Slim kicks Owen in the gut and grabs him, bringing him down with a fisherman’s DDT. Slim picks Owen up, but is knocked down with a leg-sweep. Owen grabs Slim’s legs and pulls Slim to the corner. Owen locks Slim up in the ropes, climbs the ropes, and executes a harlem hangover onto Slim. Slim breaks free from the ropes and rolls out to the floor. Slim gets up and is hit in the head with a big boot. Slim backs into Owen, who had just reached the floor, and turns around. Owen picks Slim up… HAUBERT DEATH DROP!!! Ian tosses Slim back in the ring while Stepdaddy runs around the other side. Owen goes for the pin, gets it, and the crowd goes crazy. Stepdaddy smashes Ian over the head with a chair, then grabs Slim and pulls him out of the ring. Both Comfy and Cozy walk to the back, with the Hauberts in the ring.
Winner:
Owen Haubert
Backstage:
In back,
Sam Larson and Matt Miller are confronted by ManKid and Corey Vilhauer.
Vilhauer tells them that since they aren’t in a match tonight, and since
they aren’t helping out around the set, he has to assume that they are
loitering. Larson and Miller look at each other as ten police officers
walk up behind them and drag them out of the arena and down to the jail.
Meanwhile,
Ensz finds Weihs in a bar downtown. Ensz runs in and smashes a bottle
over Weihs’ head, prompting the two to have an impromptu hardcore match,
ending when Ensz puts Weihs through a table and walks out.
SFWF
U.S. Heavyweight Championship Match
Tony
Asp vs. ManKid
ManKid begins the match with a series of right hands. Asp wises up and ducks the final one, pushing ManKid into the corner. ManKid fights back, but is stopped by Asp and thrown into the ropes, where he is launched backwards in a belly to belly suplex. Asp picks ManKid up and kicks him in the leg, bringing ManKid to his knees. ManKid, while down here, delivers a low blow to Asp, who falls backwards and writhes in pain. ManKid picks Asp up and throws him to the ropes. Asp is clotheslined hard, then dropped on by ManKid’s knees. ManKid drags Asp to the corner, where he climbs the ropes. Asp gets up and hits the ropes, racking ManKid’s special purpose on the top turnbuckle. Asp gets up next to him and fisherman suplexes ManKid off the turnbuckle. Both men lie on the mat, but Asp is the first to get up. Asp runs over and picks ManKid up from the mat. ManKid tries to fight back, but Asp kicks him and hooks his arms… ManKid pulls up and sends Asp onto his back, where ManKid locks on a sharpshooter. Asp struggles for the ropes, grabs them, and begins to get up. ManKid grabs Asp and tosses him into the corner, but the ref is hit and is down. ManKid runs at Asp… Asp kicks ManKid… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DRIVER!!! ASP GOES FOR THE PIN… WHERE’S THE REF!?!? Asp looks around, slaps the mat, and gets up, picks ManKid up with him… and here comes Tim Schumann!! Schumann jumps in the ring, looks at ManKid, and swings the chair. ManKid ducks… Asp is hit!! Schumann has hit Asp!! ManKid superkicks Schumann out of the ring and goes for the pin as the ref awakes!! One…. Two…. Three!!! We’ve got a new U.S. Champion!! ManKid grabs the belt and runs down the ramp as Schumann chases after him.
Winner:
ManKid
Backstage:
Jim Peterson
is backstage looking for Matt and Sam. He can’t find them, so he
gets frustrated and just walks to the ring.
Meanwhile,
“Mr. Russell” sees Cody Schlenker and asks what was up with the way he
was driving in the parking lot. Russell says that he knows it his
first day back in a month, but he’s way over zealous. Schlenker looks
at Russell, spins him around, and German suplexes him into the concrete,
then walks off.
Main
Event:
#1
Contender Match
Jim
Peterson vs. Stepdaddy
Peterson walks out without Larson or Miller, looking around for them as he makes his way to the ring. Stepdaddy walks out with Corey Vilhauer, Rumpshaker Slim, and ManKid. Peterson starts out by getting knocked down by Stepdaddy. Stepdaddy picks Peterson up and suplexes him, following up with a series of punches. Peterson slowly gets up, and Stepdaddy takes him down again by working on his leg. Stepdaddy takes Peterson’s leg and begins working on it even more. Stepdaddy drops his elbow on the inside of the knee. Stepdaddy then grabs Peterson’s leg and twists it into a sharpshooter. Peterson pulls to the ropes and grabs on. Stepdaddy is told to let go, and eventually he does. Peterson limps around for a while outside of the ring opposite Comfy, Cozy, and Corey, and hops back in. Peterson sees Vilhauer run around on one side, and grabs him as he rounds the corner… T-Bone Suplex!! Peterson slides in the ring before ManKid and Slim reach the other side, but is knocked down by Stepdaddy. Stepdaddy grabs Peterson and launches him to the ropes, sending him over the top rope with a vicious boot to the face. Peterson hits the mats hard and is attacked by Slim and ManKid, who eventually picks him up and toss him back in the ring. Stepdaddy picks Peterson up, but Peterson slides behind and kicks Stepdaddy in the back of the head. Stepdaddy stumbles forward, turns around, and is grabbed… T-BONE SUPLEX!!! T-BONE!! Stepdaddy gets up, and Vilhauer, ManKid, and Slim all hop on the apron. Peterson kicks Slim off, then kicks ManKid off, then turns around and rock bottoms Stepdaddy. The crowd goes fucking nuts, until Peterson turns around again, runs into Vilhauer…. PRESIDENT’S DDT!! PRESIDENT’S DDT!! Peterson is hit hard, and Vilhauer rolls out of the ring. Stepdaddy crawls over and puts an arm over Peterson… one… two… three!!! Peterson has lost the #1 contender spot!! Stepdaddy is going to Executive Decision to face Vilhauer!! Peterson slowly gets up to see the four men celebrating, and he just slumps back down and shakes his head. Vilhauer walks to the back as the show runs out of time.
Winner: Stepdaddy