Interview:
Corey
Vilhauer and Eric Swanson
Swanson
and Vilhauer walk out. Vilhauer grabs the mic. "I am positive
that i know who the masked tag team is. So once again to prove my
theory, i am setting up a little tag team match. Tonight, the masked
tag team will face... Seasoned Meat. Now, on top of that, i realized
that being only three days from the payperview, we needed a top notch main
event for tonight. And this is how it is going to go... Me, Eric
Swanson, and Stepdaddy will be on one team. On the other team will
be our opponents thursday... Andres Torres, Cody Schlenker, and... well,
since i don't have an opponent, Tim Schumann will have to do. Now,
this isn't any ordinary match. Tonights three man tag team match
will also be a lumberjack match. Each lumberjack will have a lead
pipe. And each lumberjack will be a member of the corporation.
Now i hand it over to Eric for some more." "Thank you. I need
every woman wrestler out here right now." They all walk out.
"Thursday there will be a women's title match - Tracy Holmoe vs. Breezy
Bryant. Well, I, using my executive power, have devised a more interesting
set of events. Not only will the winner of that match be women's
champ, but they will be set up to face another opponent later in the PPV.
This opponent i will draw out of this barrel." Holmoe grabs a mic
and starts yelling about how this is unfair.. two title matches in one
night.... grr. Bryant has the same comments. Swanson picks
a name out... Heather Curtis! Curtis gets congratulations from Bianka
Groves and Beka Reiser, and everyone else runs off. Seeing this opportunity,
Holmoe and Bryant jump Curtis and start to beat her down. Security
breaks it up. Etc.
Mary Campbell vs. Bianka Groves
Wrestle,
wrestle, wrestle... After the match, Laura Kumm and Heather Curtis ran
out and a tag match was signed for the PPV.
Winner:
Campbell
Matt Miller vs. Crispy
Miller
tried to get an upper hand, but was distracted by Tim Schumann who walked
out to challenge both Tall Boys to a match at the PPV. Miller accepted,
then got kicked in the head by Crispy. Crispy went for the Diaper
Rash and won. After the match, Les walked out and Crispy challenged
him to a match at the PPV. And it was done.
Winner:
Crispy
backstage:
Schumann
is asked about his challenge to the Tall Boys. Schumann says that
he will have a partner for the tag match, but he will not reveal who it
is until the match itself. Schumann began to say something else,
but was knocked down by "Mr. Russell"
interview: Wyatt Ensz
Ensz
simply says that the only thing he is concerned about right now is the
lightweight title. Jim Peterson walks out and confronts him about
his loyalties concerning Seasoned Meat. Ensz assures Peterson that
things will work out.
Rumpshaker Slim vs. Tim Jewell
R'shaker starts out by grabbing
a chair and knocking the ref out. Another ref was brought out and
Jewell made his way to the ring. R'shaker stopped by the announcing
table and had a few drinks (which he brought to the ring). R'shaker
then hopped in the ring and fell over. Jewell went for a pin, but
R'shaker rolled over and Jewell was pinned. Eric Swanson runs out
and yells at Jewell. Jewell says it isn't his fault he was just beat
by a drunk, delerious person. Swanson says he doesn't care.. and
fires him from the league. Vilhauer walks out and questions the firing,
but accepts it as they both walk off.
Winner: R'shaker
backstage:
R'shaker stumbles around back
again and sees Reiser. R'shaker makes his way over and starts to
hit on her again. Reiser kicks him in the balls and walks off.
The Skinny White Boys vs. The Fruit Booties
Ryan
Swanson throws Jasin Hoeferr to the corner and comes down with a Tornado
DDT. Big Fresh is tagged in and he pins Hoeferr.
Winners:
Fruit Booties
Seasoned Meat vs. The Masked Tag Team
Larson
began by trying to take down masked guy number one. Finally, Larson
jumps off of the turnbuckle and is caught by m.g.#1. He slams Larson
to the floor. Peterson jumps in and pulls Larson to the corner.
Peterson tags Larson and hops in. Masked guy number two gets tagged
in and Peterson tries to kick him, but he moves. Peterson lands with
his crotch on the middle rope, and the masked guy pulls him up, spins him
around, and powerbombs him. And the masked tag team wins. As
the masked tag team is leaving, Jason Hofer runs out. As if by request,
Hofer grabs the first masked guy and hits him with the coma-plex.
The second masked guy kicks Hofer's ass.
Winners:
The masked Tag team
Corey Vilhauer/Eric Swanson/Stepdaddy vs. Cody Schlenker/Andres Torres/Tim Schumann
In
a very WWF way of ending things, the corporation hops in the ring and begins
to beat Schlenker, Torres, and Schumann with the lead pipes. Vilhauer,
Swanson, and Stepdaddy stand back. Ian haubert runs out and tries
to fight the corporation back, and Owen is close behind him. Owen
stops next to the three corporation heads and watches as the corporations
opponents are pummelled. From the back, Seasoned Meat, The Tall Boys,
and everyone else in the SFWF, run out and start to attack the Corporation.
Swanson, Vilhauer, Owen Haubert, and Stepdaddy see this happening and run
to the back. The end.